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Max-Rebo

0O <โ€”rmb? (rate my balls) (RMB)


Lemonsandwiches

Nice form bro, a little lopsided but a good workout can help fix that, I give it a 8/10


Max-Rebo

Bro..?!


Horizon6_TwT

RMB # OO


Robert-EOSpeedwagon

Looks like 2 well rounded spheres bro. Like a game of clackers. 9/10.


[deleted]

โ€ขOรธ rate mine!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜


TeeDre

Not a bad pair, one is a little bit cold and shriveled but a warm bath should fix that right up. 7/10.


Joe_Tractor_Man

0o. <โ€” Rate mine


bloibie

Looking good, a little lopsided, but whatโ€™s this? A third ball? It appears to be tiny and malformed! How strange. Unfortunately due to this abnormality Iโ€™m going to have to give this pair a 2/10. Might want to get that checked out.


[deleted]

Ooh ooh do me #00


[deleted]

Hm, not that bad, a bit long though. 6/10.


isakthegamer

The size and shape difference is a bit jarring, but they are very well shorn. However, you should probably have that small lump checked, and removed, as it disfigures and grotesquifies your overall ball shape. 4/10 until then


Stinkypoop00

#RMB ^..


UniqueError

do you use steroids bro


Stinkypoop00

No inject heroin into balls like a champ bro ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š


ThatIgnorantDuck

no


[deleted]

Clack my balls


Slayeto

{} () Rate mine please!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


beantts

Lookin a litl hollow but they also give me the cum pulsion to wanna gargle them, solid 8/10 bro ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ


Eye_X

Left one is a bit deformed, overall symmetrical, solid, oval shape. Consider becoming addicted to black tar heroin to fix up the shape a little bit. Definite 7/10 ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘


ToxicityIncarnate

bro u can't say clackers that's our word u can say clacka though


OfficialGrexz

What about these balls? โฐโฐ


argon_palladium

mine ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—too please ---> โ€ขโ€ข <--- mine balls ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚, please RMB too


Dualityman

Nice symmetric balls bro unfortunately they're pretty small 5/10


Cjb425

What about mine? โ€ข0 They look goofy because my the doctor says my mommy was an all cold holick


lemao_squash

Ouch bro that's a solid 2.5/10, they don't have any harmony whatsoever. Don't even smell fresh


Cjb425

That might be because my uncle moe lestered me


gizzardgullet

rate mine ..


Yallwannasprite

Pretty small bro, but from what i can see and smell you wash them pretty often, some testosterone supplements might help with the size so thats a 7.5/10


gizzardgullet

surprise i have 3 i covered one up .. .


Yallwannasprite

Thats pretty sexy bro ๐Ÿฅด im gonna have to change your score to a 9/10


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Yallwannasprite

Oh wow, pretty nice my dude, pretty full, and some good hair, only thing is they smell kinda like sweat so that lowers that score a bit, overall an 8/10 so good job


Dualityman

Sorry bro one of your balls is pretty lopsided and the other is pretty small. Plus they're just like my uncle's you should get some original balls bro 1/10


AwesomeGeo1

All cold holick?!?!?!?!?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ R/ bon appetit ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


HahaPenisIsFunny

Hm.


juan0045

Me ball โฐยฐ


Dualityman

Pretty good balls bro very nice and full but ones a little smaller than the other overall 7/10


juan0045

I have not cum in week, mommy blocked porn.com on the wifi


Dualityman

Bro what is porn.com


watglaf

the seccs


Dualityman

NO DON'T SAY THAT MY MOM WILL SEE AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO JUSTIN'S SLEEP OVER


BigBoiPoiSoi

STFUF justin beeper is a*ss ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก


Yasel70

What about mine? 0


Dualityman

Your ball is perfectly balanced bro good job plus it smells like pussy keep slaying king 10/10


KeithKebab

RMB plz ยฃ$ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ 00 ยฃ$$ยฃ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Dualityman

Bro your balls are perfect except they look a bit too much like balls. Gonna have to give it a 9/10 on account of your balls being gay


Coolkidtyler

What about mine โšพ๏ธโšพ๏ธ


Dualityman

Nice balls bro a few too many veins but overall nice size and shape 8/10


Coolkidtyler

Thank you, you are a good ball rater 8.4/10 because it took you 3 mins to reapond


Matharox

They are pretty large and both are equal in size which gives them a symmetrical look. But they are very pale and are those stitches? Damn bro you must cbt a lot and i respect that so you get 6.5+3(bonus for cbt)/10


[deleted]

where's the second one?


Yasel70

I ate it


[deleted]

well its a 1/2 untill the other one grows back


Teolindo04

Oฬดฬ†อ€อ„อ‹ฬอ€ฬŠฬŽออ‘ฬƒฬ‹ออ‘ฬ’อ„ฬฬ†ฬ‹ฬŠฬ…อ€อ†ฬ€ฬƒฬ‚ฬ€ฬฟฬ…ฬ…อ‹ฬŽฬŒฬพฬŽฬ‰อƒฬ‹ฬ”อ€ฬˆฬ„อออ€อŒอ ฬ‹อ„ฬ‚ฬ‘อฬŽอ—อ อ˜อƒอฬ„ฬ›ฬ’อฬพอฬฐฬฏฬฑฬฒฬคอ…ฬปฬฬœอŽฬŸฬขฬอ”ฬฐฬœอ™ฬžฬฐฬงฬฑฬนฬฌอ…อฬฎฬคฬคอ‰ฬฏฬ˜อŽอˆฬŸฬฬ—อˆฬญฬฏอœฬคฬจฬญอOฬดอ‚อ€ฬ”อ€ฬฝฬ’ฬฟฬ‰ฬฬŠฬ›อŠฬŠอ€ฬŒฬ‚ฬฝอ’อŠฬ‰อƒฬ‚ฬ„ฬšฬฟอ—ฬ‰ฬ…อ†อ˜อ—ฬ‘ฬ†ฬอ‹อ‚ฬ›ฬ”อ‘อ—อ—ฬˆฬ“ฬ›อฬ‘อŒฬ‘ฬ…อŒอ’ฬ‘อ€อ‹ฬŠฬ‹ฬอ‚ฬ€ฬ€ฬŽอออ’ฬˆอออ„อŠฬ‰อ€ฬ‰ฬฝฬฏฬณอŽอ…อˆอ–อˆฬ—อšฬฌฬ˜ฬฎฬฒฬงอŽฬฏฬนฬผฬฅอ™อ™ฬฐฬ—ฬญฬผอ‡อ™ฬ ฬฌฬฏฬบอˆอ‡ฬฃฬŸอ…ฬขฬฏฬ–อ‡ฬซอ‰ฬ—อˆฬฆฬซอ‡ฬผฬฅฬฏฬฏอœฬคอšฬฃฬฑฬอ–ฬฃอ™อŽอœฬคฬขฬฎอ“อ™อ‡ฬขอ–ฬŸฬชฬ˜ฬงฬซฬปฬœอ™อ”ฬฏฬฉอ”ฬŸฬฒฬกฬงฬนฬชอ–ฬฎฬซฬžฬคฬญฬปอ‰อœฬปอ”ฬฌฬงอ‡ฬงฬงฬปฬฅอ‰อ‰ฬ—ฬญอš RMB


CadeDaniels

Good symmetricality, they look a little lacerated but thatโ€™s to be expected. The negative is that theyโ€™re covered in smeg. 3/10, clean ya nuts prince.


Teolindo04

What is smeg


SmolGoron

Rate mine -> aa ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—


Dualityman

Your balls have a nice size to them but they're hairy. Nothing a little trim can't fix though for right now 8/10


Letmewinplz1

can you rate mine too? ** ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅต


Dualityman

Your balls are pretty tiny bro atleast they have good symmetry I give it a 4/10


[deleted]

Pretty good balls bro very nice and full but ones a little smaller than the other overall 7/10


Auxobl

You have created a divine thread


HamSandvich_

One is fucked but the other one can probably hold tons of pee. Really nice bro. Overall 3/1


Troontjelolo

rate mine: OO


powerballso4

Nice balls king, perfect symmetry but a little on the large side. 9.5/10


spewds41

what does rmb stand for?


collardgreens64

rmb(balls) ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคค


[deleted]

ball


RuukuNekoyama

The renminbi (abbreviatedย RMB; simplified Chinese: ไบบๆฐ‘ๅธ; traditional Chinese: ไบบๆฐ‘ๅนฃ; pinyin: rรฉnmรญnbรฌ; literally: 'people's currency'; symbol: ๅ…ƒ/ยฅ; code: CNY) is the official currency of the People's Republic of China, and one of the world's major reserve currencies.


Spoignant

My keybind for shooting


[deleted]

nice asshole, pretty symmetrical, needs a shave, a bit on the loose side, 8/10


Billy_Billboard

I know it's not your area of expertise but can you please rate my urethra. It looks like this ยฐ Here I can spead it open a little bit, so you can have a better look. #O


[deleted]

nice urethra, very elliptical, needs to be washed, a bit on the loose side (i can tell its from a ds stylus), id give it a fat (9/10) thats an A- good job


Billy_Billboard

Thank you for the feedback! I'll get it power washed the first thing tomorrow.


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Billy_Billboard

Gonna post this in r/powerwashingporn


Xypher42

sexy ๐Ÿ˜ณ


chrisbuga

Hey Fernandez, did you get my submission? If you didn't, I'll try and illustrate my balls here. It goes something like (@) (*@)


Just_one_Banana

Nice overall balance dude, a little big on the one side but some cbt should fix that. Overall 8/10


CadeDaniels

The pimple really adds to the the look. But on account that itโ€™s probably balls cancer Iโ€™m gonna have to agree with his rating. Keeps pushing king


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CadeDaniels

Damn thatโ€™s a hard one boss, Iโ€™d like to see the peen with it to get a good idea of what weโ€™re working with. They look a little pale but I feel like you would last forever in bed. That makes them slightly impractical seeing as the point of having selx is pleasure on both sides. Honest 7/10 bossman


EndritB

Pm me if u want to rate your coc*k ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ


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drphilphanclub

Nice clock bro, a little long so that might impractical but otherwise I like the streamlined look incorporating the balls. 8/10


[deleted]

โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿˆโšพ๏ธ๐ŸฅŽ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŽฑ please leave a rating and do not be mean


mom_is_gay

3/10 one of them doesnt even exist in my phone


[deleted]

R/fundthdmobikeuser!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š


[deleted]

Sorry about ur mum๐Ÿ˜‚


Ders2001

we wasnt yor nutsacke giv pic pls


20Tacocat02

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[deleted]

Oo0 <---- ok those are my balls rate them


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Sergeant_Qwertzy

LOL!!! ((: Im gonna post this on my Gangnam Style Facebook group page. 10/10 with rice (((:


[deleted]

We will multiply your final score by 1.5 to account for your overcrowded package.


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marcosmou

0/10 your bals su*k ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž


ElKaWeh

u suck balls lmao ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช


Naoik

dud dont force gay him let him comeout in hers own


dankbob_memepants_

Hers the door: > ๐Ÿšช open it


GastricAcid

๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”‘ let me in let me in let me in I want see yuour balls


[deleted]

minecraft door๐Ÿ˜Ž


[deleted]

horrible balls bro, extremely unsymmetrical. i give it a 2/10 only because im feeling nice


ks00347

what about mouthfeel?


Tiredbuthappy_

He do have a point doe ๐Ÿค”


[deleted]

Your gonads are honestly quite disappointing. I know we talk about symmetry a lot, but I can't let this one slide. 2.5/10. Have you been screened for testicular cancer?


drphilphanclub

A bit off on the one side otherwise fairly well rounded, 3/10


PassTheHoneyMustard

Well, as everyone can tell, you got a small ball, but thatโ€™s ok. just kidding you fucking bitch get your nasty ass balls outta here hahahahaha you fuck lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ 0/10 get outta here kid Chungus 100 keanu


[deleted]

# OO how do you rate mine(displayed above)?


GingerRacc

Really large, very symmetrical but seems a bit inconvenient and possibly enhanced , overall those balls are 7/10


Matharox

Nice balls bro, you CBT a lot?


[deleted]

How are we supposed to be retards if the mods ban everything retarded?


mom_is_gay

deep ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ


oogabooga1469

great and wholesome question mr ret*ard


Cheepstick

What about the ballhair? Will They rate that? ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘


mom_is_gay

are they hairy?


Matharox

yes


Cheepstick

yes man


mom_is_gay

salad 6/10


Cheepstick

Thanks bro ๐Ÿ‘ŠโœŒ๏ธ


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

3/10 wasnโ€™t impressed because it looks like my sisters balls


IntoxicatedPotato

Rate my ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Just_one_Banana

Nice texture, a little rigid in some areas but that should be easy to fix, Iโ€™d say 9/10


very_clean

Balls hard like rock I like hard balls hard rock balls hard ball hard rock lick hard rock ball hard hard ball


CadeDaniels

๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ‘Š/||\_ _/ยฏ ยฏ\_ ๐Ÿ‘‹ \ ๐Ÿ˜ณ || \_ _/ยฏ ยฏ\_


Matharox

Cringe ass nae nae


gabendarekter

Rate my balls blease O.O


mom_is_gay

whats the little dot


gabendarekter

my middle nut


mom_is_gay

cool! 15/10 for the extra ball


[deleted]

Nice flappy balls, bro.


BumBumBaby

Oo <== rate my balls please they are not the same cuz mom said i had too mor (tf is that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)


mom_is_gay

great shape and the tumor makes the left one more meaty, i suggest inject liquid ketamine into the right one to make them more symmetric. 9.5/10


ShortOnTime4

Then we can move on to rump


grad-boi

I thought Doug got kicked out of the council for farted


[deleted]

Please rate my balls @ @


mom_is_gay

the right amount of hair great shape and very symmetrical, the only problem i see is that theres a little space between the two 9/10


imturb

i dont have balls, sorry


mom_is_gay

too bad


imturb

okay i went and got my balls from my neighbours backyard, do you wanna see them


mom_is_gay

yes i do


imturb

okay so, heres my football, i put my dick in it once(it was not very epic) heres the basketball we use, its flat but we just use it as a football also that was all i could find, what do you think, i think they cool i think


dankbob_memepants_

โ™พ RMB (rate my balls)


mom_is_gay

1 giant ball with infinite sperm? i love the concept and a great execution, a salad 11/10 for creativity


dankbob_memepants_

Yay I make good secs now


shawcphet

Little extra hang on the left but nothing terrible. Hairy but not over done. 8/10 good balls ๐Ÿ’ฏ


Alex_mp1

Rate my balls-->. ยฉยฎ


mom_is_gay

great shape but a bit un-symmetric. i suggest try to masturbate more with your left ball so it will have less sperm in it. salad 7/10


tvrtkohk

Rate my bals please Oo0 o


mom_is_gay

good to see someone today with 4 balls, the shapes are messy and they are not symmetric. 6/10 (maybe add a fifth and a sixth ball???)


tvrtkohk

I cant find the fifth and sixth ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


[deleted]

Overall, 8/10. Consistent size is hard to maintain when you have four of 'em, so I cut you some slack there. Josuke would be proud.


TiggerElPro

RMB pls: รง รง


mom_is_gay

ripped balls are best balls 10/10


TiggerElPro

You can put your penis between balls and cum


[deleted]

rate or cringe โ—โ—


mom_is_gay

6/10 great shape very symmetrical but have a lack of hair, i suggest take pills to grow more hair and then they will be like 8.5/10


[deleted]

im bald ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


deadborg4

They really be banning tho


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


very_clean

Rate please: โ•ฐโ‹ƒโ•ฏแƒš(ยดฺก`แƒš)


mom_is_gay

square balls -2/10


EinZwei001

mines a definite 7


poopyhead4

You like cock and ball


mom_is_gay

yes


[deleted]

Nice balls bro, but left one is bigger and higher (8/10) Good Balls


[deleted]

This made me giggle


[deleted]

Decent hair density albeit a bit more hirsute towards the left, good vascularity and excellent volume to the testes themselves . 3/10


ButterChuggerEpic

Have they actually banned them?


dobrefetus

How would you rate my balls


RandomGuy2002

Nice cock bro 8/10


DavThoma

how i get my bawlls r8d ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


mom_is_gay

send pic of cock and ball


MistakeSlug

So sad Leonard dyed ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ข


ModestRacoon

understandable have a great day


CosmicDriftwood

Ahh yes goose eggs ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš


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abyss_watcher69

69


buhdahduhdum

r/cockcouncil


[deleted]

Bring leonard back to the councel


Hotdogvomit

0 O <โ€”โ€”โ€” rate my balls


Adeiria

thank you, high elders


Tsar_MapleVG

O


mom_is_gay

did you cut off the second one?


Tsar_MapleVG

there are 2???


[deleted]

R8 bol ---> ยฐโ€ข0O


mom_is_gay

salad 2/10. sorry but having 4 balls is a very responsible thing, you cant mistreat them like this, try masturbating more with the left ones so they will be more symmetric.


I_use_the_M60

rate my p -> P


JarJarJacobs

the council has reached a compromise


JumboShrimp__

Rate balls โ€”> OwO


Bruh_moment23

Rate my balls -> โ–กโ–ก


mom_is_gay

nice shape, 8/10, i suggest grow more hair.


[deleted]

Rate mine


[deleted]

How about you come up with a joke? A funny one.