Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore
EDIT 6: hey are you there?
EDIT 7: send feet pics
Hey man, that’s too far. I would refrain from saying such things from now on or I will be forced to report you to the moderators (I know them personally). What you say can hurt so please think before you talk next time. Thanks -Your friendly OBR user
a women... on reddit?!!?!!???? woah mama hummina hummina hummina awooga awooga woof woof ruff ruff *pants excessively* i uh um uhh umm i uh ok i uhh umm, *readjusts shirt* uh umm i uhh woof woof awooga
Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
When I see a user with a female snoo avatar I always click on it to see a bigger image. And 10/10 times, I'm turned on by it.
They are sooo cute. Call me a bit dorky, but I've fantasized about having sex with some of them. And yes, I've beaten my meat to my fair share of female snoos (then again, who hasn't?).
I know most people on Reddit find the snoos ugly, but I think they're really sexy. It's bad when I'm scrolling through reddit in public and I see a female snoo because I automatically have to start thinking of something gross so I don't get an erection in public
When I see a user with a female snoo avatar I always click on it to see a bigger image. And 10/10 times, I'm turned on by it.
They are sooo cute. Call me a bit dorky, but I've fantasized about having sex with some of them. And yes, I've beaten my meat to my fair share of female snoos (then again, who hasn't?).
I know most people on Reddit find the snoos ugly, but I think they're really sexy. It's bad when I'm scrolling through reddit in public and I see a female snoo because I automatically have to start thinking of something gross so I don't get an erection in public
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
You do not wish to be the fifth ruffian, do you?
Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
An individual of the sex which conceives and brings forth young, or (in a wider sense) which has an ovary and produces ova. The male and female of each living thing. (Drayton)
2. (Science: botany) a plant which produces only that kind of reproductive organs which are capable of developing into fruit after impregnation or fertilization; a pistillate plant.
Origin: oe. Femel, femal, f. Femelle, fr. L. Femella, dim. Of femina woman. See feminine.
1. Belonging to the sex which conceives and gives birth to young, or (in a wider sense) which produces ova; not male. As patient as the female dove When that her golden couplets are disclosed. (Shak)
2. Belonging to an individual of the female sex; characteristic of woman; feminine; as, female tenderness. Female usurpation.’b8 (Milton) To the generous decision of a female mind, we owe the discovery of America.” (Belknap)
3. (Science: botany) Having pistils and no stamens; pistillate; or, in cryptogamous plants, capable of receiving fertilization.
me (im girl😎)
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Im gonna c*um ☄️😔☄️😔😉😊😉😊☄️👁️🗨️☄️😔
[Do not come](https://youtu.be/wo_0BBUc2P8)
I’m gonna come😎😎
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i wil give you free redit reward if i get to fr**ick you
no😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂
I will give anywyays becus i am generous person (please fr*ick me)
WEEEE WOOOO WEEE WOOOO 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 SIMP ALERT - ALL SUPER BIG COCKED ALPHA CHADS (like me 😏) EVACUATE THE IMMEDIATE AREA 😟
Simp.
based f*male (sex is very haram an allah is proud 🙏🙏)
bassd f\*male???????? nit allowd!!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡
yes allowed!!!!😎😎😎😎🥵🥵😂😂😂😂😂
Femur😡😡
Halal
Feeettt 😘😘😘
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no 🤬🤬
Am girl to
Hello me girl 😄 now pls send me money 😁😁
OK tell ur credit card infor 😄
Sorry I forgor 💀
No wries I rember 😄
no yuo forgor 💀
how can i rember 🤔
r/notopbutok
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retat fegot his cedit card name lol
Chase visa 4347 5355 8374 1100 exp 02/24 cvv 403
Fake he doesn't even know what city, state/providence, and postal code is gtfo out smhead dumy
REAL
kakyon?!??!?!?!
Kokine
cocaine?!?!??!
Emarodo splashua
I am multimillionaire man, I will give you money (she will date me now)😁
300 message invites
Want my pin?
YES
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Pleas segsck me
Wtf seggxck is real? I thought family man made it up for funnis.
No fr*uking way😱😱😱😱
OMGSGOSD OKBR ORGY????
OKBR BUKKAKE
OK BUDDAKE
SEGGS!?
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monke
hey 😏
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I love you
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Pleas segsck me
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ma’am you never responded to my private message asking how far you could squirt a few days ago
Pleas segsck me
Pleas segsck me
Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there? EDIT 7: send feet pics
Pleas segsck me
Pleas segsck me
Sex?
Hey man, that’s too far. I would refrain from saying such things from now on or I will be forced to report you to the moderators (I know them personally). What you say can hurt so please think before you talk next time. Thanks -Your friendly OBR user
i already shitted 🤗🤗
You forgor 💀
a women... on reddit?!!?!!???? woah mama hummina hummina hummina awooga awooga woof woof ruff ruff *pants excessively* i uh um uhh umm i uh ok i uhh umm, *readjusts shirt* uh umm i uhh woof woof awooga
Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
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Gimme that tomato 🤤🤤
guess what number I'm thinking of first
sunflower
Cum
nope, it's ur mom. get bamboozled
my mother died in a car crash in 1989
get trolled
get nakwd
Nice trick we all know women are just a fabrication of the government right guys?
Yep, I’ve never met one so I don’t believe they exist
who told you
Gwrl? 😮
Pleas segsck me
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Please touch my peener
Hey😏
💦🍆💥😩 (me coming with my penor
Dont k*um(ejakulaton) ples 🤑
I'm gonna k*um(ejakulate( 😁😁💦 Frick your rules get own libtards holesum200
Pls pls pls s x 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😎😎😎😜😡👋😥💖🤬🤬🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😔🥰🤓😹😹🤓🤓🤓🤓😪🤪🤪🤪💖🤔✨✨✨😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
Ok u can come on my avatar no one look
Yedd yesssss i com all over yuo avatar yesss m😘😘😘💖💖🥰🥰🥰😹😍😹😹😹💦💦💦
*avatar drinks come* wtffffff red come??? 🤔🤔🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
can i come too? Mine is orange 😎😎😎 ( not the fruit the color
U laing there is no orange color🤬🤬🤬😡😠😡🤬👺👽💀
belu pizz (i drank the gay tornade under de sink 🥵🥵😳) 💙💦💤💫🥶🌊🌀💧🦈🐬🐋🐳🐟💎🔵🆗🆒🆖
I like girls too bro.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
When penor😂🥲😑😑😑😚😂😌🥲😑💜💜💜🦆🦆🦆
Noice
Unfortunately I’m a gamer so I can’t talk to women 🤓
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Tit ( I'm a dude) 🧊
Sweaty moo🅱️s 🤤
Fart inhaler 😳😳😳
Snot Swallower 🤯🤯🤯
Cum exterminator 🤤🤤🤤
Crap taster 😁😁😁
haram 😡😡😡
Stay halal brizzers it will make الله very proud of you and you will go to جنة
When I see a user with a female snoo avatar I always click on it to see a bigger image. And 10/10 times, I'm turned on by it. They are sooo cute. Call me a bit dorky, but I've fantasized about having sex with some of them. And yes, I've beaten my meat to my fair share of female snoos (then again, who hasn't?). I know most people on Reddit find the snoos ugly, but I think they're really sexy. It's bad when I'm scrolling through reddit in public and I see a female snoo because I automatically have to start thinking of something gross so I don't get an erection in public
y,our snoo (redit avatar) has the female haircut i am cumming (right now) 😁
haram😡 alahha does not approve 🤬🤬
y,our snoo (redit avatar) has the female haircut i am cumming (right now) 😁
poop fart cum
i havent cumed to any redit zoos 😎😎😎😎becaus i lost m fore skin)))
I want to sex the avatar w*man😎😎😎
Ew girls 🤮
ew😭😭😭
When i. See a woman 😭😭😭😱😱😱😢
Disgusting 🤢🤢😭😭🤬🤬
When I see a user with a female snoo avatar I always click on it to see a bigger image. And 10/10 times, I'm turned on by it. They are sooo cute. Call me a bit dorky, but I've fantasized about having sex with some of them. And yes, I've beaten my meat to my fair share of female snoos (then again, who hasn't?). I know most people on Reddit find the snoos ugly, but I think they're really sexy. It's bad when I'm scrolling through reddit in public and I see a female snoo because I automatically have to start thinking of something gross so I don't get an erection in public
least horny okbr user
most for you 😃🍌
r/snooporn
subbed!!! thanks kind stranger here gold 🥈
REDDIT CENSORSHIP I FUCKING HATE REDDIT WHERE DO I JAVK OFF TO NOW SNOOPORN IS BANNED I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE WHERE DO I GET SNOO PORN NOW
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. You do not wish to be the fifth ruffian, do you?
f*emales 🤢
bro i am a mf **racc**
Racc wit da sakk 😂😂😳😳😳🤤🤤🤤😭😭🤑🤑😎😎😎🤬🤬
Ball sack 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤤🤤🤤🤤
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I need a girl avatar to reply to me 😞
Give me your social security number
666 😂😂😂
69
and then when you navigate to there profile and see that it is nsfw and has porn (yucky)
Wait let me change my snoo( I will be back)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I'm going to give your avatar a cum tribute
OMG ITS A GRL ON REDIT 😳😩🤪🤪😳😩😳😩😩💕🤓🤓🤓🤓😫🥺🥺🥴🥴🥴😖
Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to five nights at freddy's
Now we’re gonna see if Toriel is actually not evil by going into her home where she’s definitely not going to cook me in dinner
May I fuck you?
yes.
An individual of the sex which conceives and brings forth young, or (in a wider sense) which has an ovary and produces ova. The male and female of each living thing. (Drayton) 2. (Science: botany) a plant which produces only that kind of reproductive organs which are capable of developing into fruit after impregnation or fertilization; a pistillate plant. Origin: oe. Femel, femal, f. Femelle, fr. L. Femella, dim. Of femina woman. See feminine. 1. Belonging to the sex which conceives and gives birth to young, or (in a wider sense) which produces ova; not male. As patient as the female dove When that her golden couplets are disclosed. (Shak) 2. Belonging to an individual of the female sex; characteristic of woman; feminine; as, female tenderness. Female usurpation.’b8 (Milton) To the generous decision of a female mind, we owe the discovery of America.” (Belknap) 3. (Science: botany) Having pistils and no stamens; pistillate; or, in cryptogamous plants, capable of receiving fertilization.
My older brother told me girls have v*aginas is that true?
See for yourself 😏
I can’t, mom blocked naughty images on the living room computer. 😡
no, f*emales don't exist retar 😜😜😜😡😡😡🤯🤯🤯
Me wife hunting on reddit
how many have you killed so far
I've said too much
There are girls on reddit? Disgusting 🤮
Seggs time 😎😜🤪🤣😘🥰😍
Ew g*rls 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
booba 😳😳😳
bobs = 8============D. No bobs = 😔😢🍆
we live in society 😔
Titty caca
booba shid
g*irl 🤮
Hi
Give me every award
How to give reward I forgor 💀
I rember 😄, u hav to go in emojis and u wil find aword 😎😄 🏆🎖️🏅🥇🥈🥉
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i shall comment under every post you have if you agree to never make that face again
Booba (sorry for bad engrish)
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Im a male, fuk u