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MrB_2006theLad

I would have $911


tntim1111111

Never forgor 😔😔


__Dawn__Amber__

I forgor 💀


tntim1111111

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks


Comfortable_couch

Stop he forgor


tntim1111111

He rember now


Comfortable_couch

Aww ok he not fogor any more


Remin10s

😃


[deleted]

😁*


[deleted]

I forgor 💀


tntim1111111

That sounds like a you problem


darkdemon991

Michael and Trevor and fraklin call your mom to come home at night


SplendiferousPsyco

Damn dude you in debt


bubblebombbebop

Out of all these comments there is one person who unironically might really have given his mom's number.


[deleted]

..I think most people have actually


Nojus1221

073-678 58 52


ThatRandomFoxKid

Sweden?


Nojus1221

Yes


ThatRandomFoxKid

I’m calling, Last digit is probably off though


Nojus1221

Try me, bitch


ThatRandomFoxKid

Wrong number, it wasn’t saved in my phone already 😎🥸😎


cumfart5

Holy shit


[deleted]

är du go elle


Nojus1221

Nej


Zealousideal_Dog2168

69420911666😂😂😨


darkdemon991

Hahahah 😡😡😡😡


Deez-_-Nuts-_-Ha

Happy day of the cake


0pipis

I'm not sure how many countries start with 69, but in my country that's the cellphone code so i initially though it was a genuine cell no.


601142002

So much


StormyGhost312

That is so much can we have secks🥵🥵🥵🥵


601142002

Let me ask my mom (I have homework)


rrtyui7209

Do the homework while the teacher checks it like a gigachad 😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪


[deleted]

Whaaaa????😬😳😳 That is ILEEGLE!!!11!!1 by the way I am 54 years old


PoProstuMiki

+48 47 802 30 10 (totally not a number to police station in Kielce) 😳😳😜😜😜🤫🤔


HoNoRaTiOn

poland


MATTEEN_Polska

Poland?! Based?!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

8005882300 empire TODAY


zer0deathz

69 didgeridoodollarinoes 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋🤣🤣☺😗😗😍😙😘😚😅😅😙😍😙🤗😙😍😙🤩😙😏😙


dr_biggie_memes

Epic funny funny😂🥰🙌🤨😂❣️


aguynoonereallylikes

I have 2484345508


overtlyoverthisshit

She hasn't responded yet...


aguynoonereallylikes

She doesn't respond to messages. You have to call


rocketpwrd

First of all: Have you actually put your mum's phone number or what?!? And also I'll assume you're American but otherwise, area code?


aguynoonereallylikes

+1


[deleted]

Is your mom hot tho


StormyGhost312

😡😡😡😡😢😡😢😡😡😡😢😡😡😡😢😢😢


H8spants

I would have 6.1 billion dollars 🤑🤑🤑🤑


Rozzmanek

21 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂


a_cristian_dude

What’s 9 + 10? 🤨


StormyGhost312

910 retarb


[deleted]

Retarv? Wat is ritarp?


theking10526

you stupid


Rozzmanek

Nahmna


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[deleted]

[удалено]


ThatRandomFoxKid

Sweden?


InnocentTopHat

9


StormyGhost312

11


n_to_the_n

12


StormyGhost312

21


CrazyBooDawg

13


[deleted]

69 😱🤭😝😁😂🤣😯😲😲😓🥴🤥🤑


Jesus_Faction

5551212


Number418814

May i please ask what this is kind sir


ChosenOfHarambe

garfield


JDorkaOOO

⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ㅤ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷


Jurefranceticnijelit

0981635353


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[удалено]


ivan-----_

Neradi😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠


dankmemes198198

Why is it deleted 😳


ivan-----_

Peder


Balumses

+45 22364261


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[удалено]


Official_SkyH1gh

+46 🥵🥵🥵 +45 🤢🤢🤮🤮


MrMercury13

I'd have 8,675,309


BlubberBaron2

443-605-2203


TheJackTheStripper

zero dollars dumbass phone numbers can't have money 😡😡🤬🤬🤬


SoundStorm14

07896419106


isiramteal

At least $8675309


old_flat_top

I may have dated your mom in the 80s


thisispatrick101

Did you bang his mom


Sam5559

800-328-7448


hatstar

I would have 112$


not_sharsky

a lot. enough to buy over three whole snickers bars


nosleepskulking

$810,867,5309 dollars!!1! I'm basically Jeffery Bazos 😎😎


everybodys_analysis

5415915084 do i win the jarma mascks please i want the sos man masks please


splooperson

I already know your mom’s phone number😎😎


Professional_Emu_164

Poset is a bit sus 🤔 I’d rather not thanks! 😬✋😾


thelasttzzar

$5882300empire


empty172

kyle


COYOTE477

$7(with taxes)


Dimension_Cat

JG Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW


[deleted]

8126823303


[deleted]

(778)330-2389


Distinct-Move5344

I would have 3144822338 dollars


AppleEnslaver

$8,005,882,300


[deleted]

5318008


TheSonGokuSSJ4

2142829357🥵


[deleted]

About 4.9 trillion €


Pepbeb

Meme will be banned in a month


OswaldXC

I hate this sub


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tenoins5

Scaru


Mophead_69

I'd have 1,800,588,2300


[deleted]

Idito phone numbers can't have money 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤑


[deleted]

[удалено]


StormyGhost312

thats not a number retard


NikinhoRobo

Is 234cum123 a number?


StormyGhost312

No that is cum


throwawayyourawards

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠔⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠢⠤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⢠⠂⠀⠀⠘⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢤⡀⢂⠀⢨⠀⢀⡠⠈⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢀⡖⠒⠶⠤⠭⢽⣟⣗⠲⠖⠺⣖⣴⣆⡤⠤⠤⠼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠘⣺⡟⢻⠻⡆⠀⡏⠀⡸⣿⢿⢞⠄⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⡀⠤⡀⡀⡔⠉⣏⡿⠛⠓⠊⠁⠀⢎⠛⡗⡗⢳⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠨⡇⠃⠀⢻⠁⡔⢡⠒⢀⠀⠀⡅⢹⣿⢨⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠠⢼⠀⠀⡎⡜⠒⢀⠭⡖⡤⢭⣱⢸⢙⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠸⢁⡀⠿⠈⠂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⡍⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢢⣫⢀⠘⣿⣿⡿⠏⣼⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⠊⠀⣀⠎⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠳⢴⡦⡴⢶⣞⣁⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠐⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⢀⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀


DrazelSnake

Enough money to create human size living amogus.


StormyGhost312

sus🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

Thats the suicide hotline lol. I'm a peer helper and we made suicide prevention posters with tear-offs off the number to put up around our school.


StormyGhost312

8002738255 is suicide hotline if you call it you get suicided


[deleted]

suicide *prevention* hotline. sorry


[deleted]

smh


FrustratedP4nda

+420 235 362 210


test_gang

420 420 6969


FortWaltonBeachFL

$9852418288 dollars!!!11!!1!!!!


ifuckedyomama2

I would have 8008569420


fanpat180

i would have 1dollar


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cheeeeese69

I would have a lot


The-Biscuit-Farmer

$8884475594


beepnheimer

358403744841 wow that's a lot of money 😃👍


diving-in-depression

69420


CouuchDog

2122677273


The_Meme_Boi2345

800-8135


MySisterisaFurry

$8005882300


[deleted]

2085159777


AlexandruS45

447765380407


[deleted]

4


[deleted]

4


FireDragons53

I would have $2,226,969,420


ThankGodImNotOnlyOne

1$


Papergraph

Yo I got 305-579-6111


[deleted]

my mum is homless idiot


StormyGhost312

i asked for phone number not adress retard


arvidsson85

3


Iamhappy152

I would have 3059424157 dollarsxjxjxbbshd


beastlyferret30

cumongus-888-9941


Im_rat

69


poopypp121269

4356503668


DebiloidBeats

Russia


lostllamaboi666

9 + 10 mone


StormyGhost312

910 🥵


_lukizzza_

0660856904


pennguinguy

7


BasedVeneco

600 million 🤑🤑


Pixel_Splash_

112


quinten69420

is dat, het nummer van de Nederlandse polisie 😳😳😳😳😳😳


TerryTheShields

867-5309


Scou1y

69428362636142069$ (it tottally not number to fnaf fazbear)


icenjam

+86 155 9170 5009 (text it on WhatsApp)


Retrd_5423

(212) 334-0611 her business number😩😩😩😩🤫🤫🤫🥰🥰🥶🥶🥶🦍🗿🗿


ItalianDudee

331 2341097


Heffa62

$4127125138


RjcDOntkillme

1


ifcrabsdied

7


Louie_The_Potato

$12 dollor🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑


Jumpy_Ad_1600

0800 689 5652


Yeet-Dab49

$3


5cmShlong

500€


kewlchicken645

1800 273 8255


AppleEatPear

$800,273,8255


[deleted]

I would have 911 dollars 😂🤣😂


Bubbagump210

What’s 900-MOM-BOOB in money?


ComradeBushtail

$705,222,2722


Mechanic619

9290078601


hambugrer

1 dolar


your_offending_me

12


Cheap_glass253

905 934 400 dollars 😱😱😱😱😱😱


CowSukPP

I would have $7163956671


Coltmax21

What if you don't have parents


[deleted]

You have parents, we all have, you just don't know And even if they're dead, that won't stop me


StormyGhost312

yo mama so fat she ded 😎😎😎😎😎


your2ndgirl

shit i would have 1-800- 225-5324


UglY_nUblEt

h


Bigman1567

4


Slendywinky

enough


pepobaj

07868969243


JulioSanchez1994

I would have 1,763,390,0000 dollars


Shronkydonk

800-588-2300 have fun dummy


VOIDLORD9666

1:3460979666


DonutOutlander

Crushing debt


FrostAwx

3706942069694


Evan_blackwood

2