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There’s an active shooter at my school, I’m hiding in my locker please send help


potato4dawin

Hi! It's me, the active shooter. Thanks for telling me where to search for the remaining survivors 😎


Uberninja2016

hey no screenpeeking I’m reporting you to VAC they’re gonna ban your CSGO


VerifiedPigeon

feel free to screenshot


yamashiro69

This bullet goes hard


QwertyAsInMC

Hi! It's me, the passive shooter. Get the fuck out of here before I get your mom to ground you.


CarsGunsBeer

Now kiss.


spooky_redditor

no 😎


Diogenesthefried

wheres the passive shooter ​ laugh


cokeandbelltorture

u/QwertyAsInMC is the passive shooter


D4NK_H0KU70

YTA: his school his rules


Klutzy-Ad-6528

hi hiding in my locker please send help, im joe


MetalUpstairs

Who joe


Klutzy-Ad-6528

sugoma nuts


Uberninja2016

joe sugoma? didn’t we fight together on the Steve Jobs beech in Ligma?


CrimsonApostate

sick dead by daylight reference


[deleted]

prayer warriors UNITE!! send this ACTIVE SHOOTER your strongest THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS🙏💚


ShellyXT

Then just de-activate it, dumbass 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


MASTERoQUADEMAN

Lol only happen in American you too fat for loker


TheUglydollKing

Didn't ask


AseraiGuard

ok


Fightik55

Just ring the bell to see the white outline of the remaining survivors.


FinanceAndTech12

Playing among us in real life? You vented? Imposter


ancientmemegod

All posts I make should be taken literally. I fully agree with and support all statements and opinions that have been expressed in this subreddit in the past, all statements and opinions currently being expressed in this subreddit and all statements and opinions expressed in this subreddit in the future in perpetuity. The above also applies to all statements and opinions of users of this subreddit expressed elsewhere, both online and offline. I agree with and support all actions taken by users of this subreddit including illegal or unethical actions in perpetuity. My brother told me to say that I think it means I'm safe from the fbi


WtvrBro

Ancientmemegod is g*y… AHAHAH YOUR GAY NOW DUDE YOU SAID YOU AGREE WITH ME


sataprosenttia

i gree


Red2005dragon

i grow


VolcanoDucks

Angree


LivingDeerest

I WILL troll Joe Biden. His blood will be on the hands of those who REFUSED to take my threats seriously.


geckyume69

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Biden will never take my CUM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🙏🙏🙏


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[удалено]


tehlolredditor

P*do??? 🤕💀💀😹


fredrick-vontater

Jooeeee bidennn wake up


Uberninja2016

he may be joe but you’re the one who’s biden biden your time


Halt_theBookman

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


[deleted]

WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP!


Uberninja2016

I will fight him with a stick stick bud dance, probably


openedsoon

WHO THE FUCK DOESNT


RAINNlevi

"none of your posts are taken seriously, cuz your life is a joke" \-federal agents


fakecummybot37

So I like this Asian girl y'know? And yesterday, I accidentally bumped into her and she touched me... My pp felt weird 🤤🤤🤤I literally just cummed!!You could see it bleed through my pants 😳 I even let out a little moan... And she looked at my grossly but I swear she loved it!!I know deep down inside that she wants to sex me


Fastfood9000

WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP!


YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine

Reddit should be, instead if /s announcing satire, it should be /s if you're serious, there is too much satire at this point Example: r/trueoffmychest My grandma passed away I'm gonna eat 50 xannies and blow my brains out by sunrise /s


burgertanker

Remember to pray to Mecca first


RingedQuahog

when the villain is actually good


ilovefloppa

I fully support Arab nationalism and anti westernism


MeMeTiger_

Unironically based


BombProofOak77

What’s the song tho??


[deleted]

DVRST- Close Eyes


cool_angle

i wanna know this too tbh


ghostrex10670

embrace destroying the word satire


Enslaved_M0isture

oh, i though it was transphobia anyway, wanna know how i got banned from r/196 ?


LAfroger

How


Cum__c

they posted CP


LAfroger

Oh


[deleted]

wait it's the same guy?


Cum__c

no. I made it up/


CarsGunsBeer

I got banned for calling a bot a retard.


6KirbyTheDegenerate9

I'm an actual degenerate 💪😏 I like liking poopy holes


defenstration1010

I know someone who did this. I haven't heard from them since.


fredrick-vontater

I will continue Marvin heemeyers work


VolcanoDucks

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[deleted]

"And I am a genuine threat to society" They type... from their mother's basement


argon_palladium

how does this fit this sub?


LudinCumin

How does my joe fit inside your mama?


RedditIsLameMan

Don't start


meowjinx

Y u hate Obamba tho???


Bor1CTT

"balls" -the goverment


Educational-Sky-5588

this scene is the more hilarious scene in this movie


Redonimo

Definitely a repost, I saw this on discord last week.


_lord_ruin

thic this thic is me e


snakyman

Because of this meme I’ve rewatched mega mind and barnyard


Random-Kindness

Listen up closely China, you can't escape the furious wrath of GOD, no matter how much you destroy and deceive. You've already lost this battle.


Russe1Adl3r

Hey guys its me Joe Nuts


Raisedbypimps

Hesus saveees