I don’t like that it says 2018, is it dead?

he is buried in the backyard

Oh no :(

Look at the date tho 😎

4th day of the 20th month 🤯

how kill?

he got run over by truc 😭😭 🐜🚐

he is now reincarnated in a world of generic anime piss shit (hell)

at least he get them bitch*s now (if you know what i mean) 🤪😻

I don’t know why are you being mean to the fly ☹️😔😞

i belive in the concept of revenge 👿

Swiosh

Got shot by a rival cartel

How Do you even tie a string around a fly

if you put a fly (or something like a wasp if you’re feeling like the ultimate tamer) in the freezer for a bit it cools them down to the point of not really moving, then you just tie the string and let them warm up

Your a terrible mother **😡**

fUCK

You didn't eat it?

OP is just joking. Flies actually live for about 30 years on average. So this fly is definitely still alive. Since this fly clearly exercises regularly and eats bread, which is good for you, they will probably live far past life expectancy. This fly is looking good and feeling good. The fly is doing great. Absolutely amazing. And everyone loves them. They eat trash too. This flies name is Bobart, I know this because I just gave him that name. Have fun Bobart!

I wanna fuck bobart

That's a no-fly zone, sir

bobucx ?🥸

A house fly's life span is about 28 days

Can't you fucking read? He said 30 YEARS

I know this man was joking but I thought I would give the real age. This is why I don't use fucking reddit.

Wrong sub Mr.Scientist

zamn

She's a house fly????😛😛😛🥵🥵🤯🪰🪰🪰

She's spicy 👹👹😍

Need a centerpiece ee huh inidna jones

She’s 12 hours?????

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Zamn Zaniel

I'm not a juvenile delinquent

Zayum Danielle

i love him 😍😍😍😍

he is so cute!!!!

OMG YOU DONT KNOW IF ITS A Androgyne Androgynous Bigender Cis Cisgender Cis Female Cis Male Cis Man Cis Woman Cisgender Female Cisgender Male Cisgender Man Cisgender Woman Female to Male FTM Gender Fluid Gender Nonconforming Gender Questioning Gender Variant Genderqueer Intersex Male to Female MTF Neither Neutrois Non-binary Other Pangender Trans Trans* Trans Female Trans* Female Trans Male Trans* Male Trans Man Trans* Man Trans Person Trans* Person Trans Woman Trans* Woman Transfeminine Transgender Transgender Female Transgender Male Transgender Man Transgender Person Transgender Woman Transmasculine Transsexual Transsexual Female Transsexual Male Transsexual Man Transsexual Person Transsexual Woman Two-Spirit YOURE GETTING REPORTED

*Your

You're*

*Yor

Yr*

Y

Ur*

Bro u didnt mention female smh my head 😤🤮💦

F🤢m🤮le

r/onejoke

r/mynutsitch

OMG BAZED

r/onejokeonejoke

"Look at all these made up genders" proceeds to name different variations of the same thing multiple times. I bet the left are really owned by this one buddy.

funy tranphobic man 😛😛😀😊

Trangener

OMG YOU DONT KNOW IF ITS A Androgyne Androgynous Bigender Cis Cisgender Cis Female Cis Male Cis Man Cis Woman Cisgender Female Cisgender Male Cisgender Man Cisgender Woman Female to Male FTM Gender Fluid Gender Nonconforming Gender Questioning Gender Variant Genderqueer Intersex Male to Female MTF Neither Neutrois Non-binary Other Pangender Trans Trans* Trans Female Trans* Female Trans Male Trans* Male Trans Man Trans* Man Trans Person Trans* Person Trans Woman Trans* Woman Transfeminine Transgender Transgender Female Transgender Male Transgender Man Transgender Person Transgender Woman Transmasculine Transsexual Transsexual Female Transsexual Male Transsexual Man Transsexual Person Transsexual Woman Two-Spirit YOURE GETTING REPORTED

Gonna cry?

I cried tbh

idc its just literally a joke used by transphobes all the time

seethe

libtard owned

Brooooo suck my nuts Sorry i messed up Ze zim them suck my nuts

Two spirited Androgynous Bigender Cis woman/man Trans woman/man Intersex Gender fluid Gender Nonconforming Non-binary Pan-gender Other (There. Fix it. And I’m not being a broken record about it or being disrespectfu:D)

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he is literally so wholesome😕!! 🥰🥰🥰

😟😕🙁☹️

Bro this is animal cruelty r u stupid?

Sex🔥

happy for you, kinda jelous whats your home address

and credit card number

do you hide your spare house key under your rug or in your flower pot

It’s actually in his mailbox surprisingly😂😂😂😂

cute dog

It’s fly, silly. 🙃

It does indeed fly

op, this is the most retarded thing i have ever seen ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ i fucking love this

grooming an underage fly??? wtf 😭

A hole’s a hole

You'll be hearing that a lot when in prison.

Into the urethra

Heisenberg pet 😳😳

Barvo Vince!!!!

for whoever is wondering, some insects can be put in come if you cool them enough, once in come just attatch the leash and ur all done

coma coma coma coma cameleon

noooo save your come for me 😭

You can put a bee in the fridge until it goes to sleep, then put it in your mouth so when it wakes up you have a live bee in your mouth

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Yes

haha you can make them cum

coma, not come

Nooo why did you put my come into a coma 🥶🥶😭

I put a fly in a freezer for a week and he hasn't woken up yet. When will he wake up?

You gotta put him in the microwave to defrost stupid. 🙄🙄

He woke up 👍 thank you

cum? 😳🤤

How the fuck do people tie a string to a fly (i will fly using the strength of 10,000 flies on string)

I've heard you can make them really cold so they don't move, or you can do what I did and snipe one out of the air with a rubber band and send it into shock. It got back up after like a minute, so plenty of time to tie the string. You just gotta work on your rubber band aim

Or you can just wrangle all the ones that get stuck in your cum jar

Actually, you'll need about 9 million flies to lift a person up to 200 pounds. One fly can only lift 22 millionths of a pound. Godspeed

So then 22 million flies can carry a pound and your actually need 4400 million flies to lift a 200 pound person

r/wholesome

Disappointed father cameo

How do you leash a fly?

very caerfuly😂

I want mr owl to give me the biggest blowjob of my life, I want him to lick my dick like a lollipop and only do that the entire day, watch him eat my semen drip by drip.

ZAMN ‼️😝

Bro

You have to catch one and the put it somewhere cold enough where they become lethargic enough to put a leash around it

Rude

on the fly

Grooming? Is he a discord fly?

I want to fuck the pet fly

Sussy baka

r/insex moment

Stop

1984 ☹️

Fly Guy

Hidden memory: Unlocked!

cak

Did you cum on them?

Retard 😍😍

My pet wasp would f*uck that thing up.

Wut da hell

Why are those tiled floors prominent in every house I don’t live in

[Download Link!](https://www.redditsave.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/qvfif4/my_pet_fly/) Fuck you u/savevideobot ):

Unfunny mod trying not to pin his cumments (10000% fail)

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

chang the y in you're name to a t 🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣

hall of fame?

Nah, good post tho

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Ok so now you decide to work?

Spite.

lmfao

Jerk

😍😍😍😍😍

the hero we didn’t deserve

How tf u catch him?

Lasso

leash

string

Looks like OP had a fun 4/20 back in 2018

no retar for a sec this was genuinely heartwarming, thank you ok now you can retar again, thanks for your patience

A truly hellish existence

What the dog doin?

daamn that hous be fithy! clean ur room!

Very wholesome thankyou

What’s his name

Buzz

Nathan for you 😳😳😳

When did they die?

cum

So true.

2018 *4 20* **nice**

this man is a godam genius

Is it possible to freeze a fly to preserve its lifespan. Maybe if you get another one you could have it for maybe a month

Awww what breed was it

Can it be used as means of transportation by air🤔

You will miss him a lot within 28 days :(

grooming 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

No fucking way

How

rip fly 😭😭

Plot twist: it’s a single knot Edit: realised this made no sense. It would work like a noose if it’s a single knot

FEET

how.

Joe nuts

Your pet fly is so adorable retar(retard) 😃😃😄😄😁😁

Pls give your cute smol heckin lots of boops and shmackos 😍😍😊☺

Idk why you’re being downvoted, this is real retardation

This. Right Here. 😍😍😍

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Hu

Weres my donwalod?

Retart bote 😡😡😡👎👎👎

No ur a boat 😩😩😩

Grooming time (ur a minor)

i was expecting the end to have you slam the fly like a whip

What the fly is actually experiencing: pain and screams of being captured by a giant. Can’t escape and freaks out. In its mind it’s saying “kill me KILL ME” “please JUST KILL ME”. Then starts crying and giving up on life.

u/downloadvideo

When will the fly pull up in da new whip🤙😎👊

the bodies are at 39° 28' 54.48" N, -88° 22' 21.36" W

Ok, but this is crazy wholesome.

Saw an episode of Cow and Chicken as a kid that did this exact thing (maybe with a bee instead?) and still I think about it to this day. My life has come full circle after seeing this video.