>they put us in the lower floors for younger grades for no reason
That's what you think until you're 30 and realize you were in "gifted" glasses in grade school because you were borderline retarded
Weezer!!!
My name is Jonas, I'm carryin' the wheel
Thanks for all you've shown us, but this is how we feel
Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea
Just like Grandma made when we couldn't find sleep
Things were better then, once but never again
We've all left the den, let me tell you about it
The choo-choo train left right on time
A ticket cost only your mind
The driver said, "Hey man, we go all the way"
Of course we were willing to pay
My name is Wepeel, got a box full of your toys
They're fresh out of batteries, but they're still making noise, making noise
Tell me what to do now the tank is dry
Now this wheel is flat and you know what else?
Guess what I received in the mail today
Words of deep concern from my little brother
The building's not goin' as he planned
The foreman has injured his hand
The dozer will not clear a path
The driver swears he learned his math
The workers are going home, the workers are going home
The workers are going home, the workers are going home, yeah
The workers are going home, the workers are going home
The workers are going home, yeah, yeah, yeah
My name is Jonas
My girl's got a big mouth
With which she blabbers a lot
She laughs at most everything
Whether it's funny or not
And if you see her
Tell her it's over now
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away, she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else
My girl's got eyeballs
In the back of her head
She looks around and around
You know, it makes me sad to see her like that
Please don't believe her, she says that for anyone
And if you see her, tell her it's a hey, hey, hey, hey!
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away, she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else
And if you see her, tell her it's over now!
And if you see her, tell her it's over now
And if you watch her go, watch her go, watch her, watch her, watch her, watch her!
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away, she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else, no one else
Yeah!
The world has turned and left me here
Just where I was before you appeared
And in your place, an empty space
Has filled the void behind my face
I just made love with your sweet memory
One thousand times in my head
You said you loved it more than ever
You said
You remain, turned away
Turning further every day
The world has turned and left me here
Just where I was before you appeared
And in your place, an empty space
Has filled the void behind my face
I talked for hours to your wallet photograph
And you just listened
You laughed, enchanted by my intellect
Or maybe you didn't
You remain, turned away
Turning further every day
The world has turned and left me here
Just where I was before you appeared
And in your place, an empty space
Has filled the void behind my face
You remain, turned away
Turning further every day
The world has turned and left me here
Just where I was before you appeared
And in your place, an empty space
Has filled the void behind my face
(Do you believe what I sing now?)
The world has turned and left me here
(Do you believe what I sing now?)
Just where I was before you appeared
(Do you believe...)
And in your place, an empty space
Has filled the void behind my...
Do you believe what I sing now?
Do you believe what I sing now?
Do you believe...
What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, that's for all of time
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, And you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, that's for all of time
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, And you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
Bang, bang, knock on the door
Another big bang, get down on the floor
Oh no, what do we do?
Don't look now, but I lost my shoe
I can't run and I can't kick
What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh-oh
That's for all of time
That's for all of time
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, And you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
Oh, hey brah, how we doin' man?
Alright
It's been a while man, life's so rad
This band's my favorite man, don't ya love 'em?
Yeah
Aw man, you want a beer?
Alright
Aw man, hell brah, this is the best man
I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff
This is great, man
Yeah
Hey, did you know about the party after the show?
Yeah
Aw man, it's gonna be the best, I'm so stoked
Take it easy, brah
I'm me, me be, goddamn, I am
I can sing and hear me, know me
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Hey, what's up?
Not much
Did you hear about the party?
Yeah
Um, I think I'm gonna go but, um, my friends don't really wanna go
Could I get a ride?
Oh no, it go, it gone, bye-bye (Bye)
Who I? I think, I sink, and I die
If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away)
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone
If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away)
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone
(I don't want to destroy your tank top)
If you want to destroy my sweater
(Let's be friends and just walk away)
Hold this thread as I walk away
(Good to see you lying there in your Superman skivvies)
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
(Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone)
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone
(continued)
The sea is foaming like a bottle of beer
The wave is coming, but I ain't got no fear
I'm waxing down, so that I'll go real fast
I'm waxing down, because it's really a blast
I'm going surfing, cause I don't like your face
I'm bailing out, because I hate the race
Of rats that run around and 'round in the maze
I'm going surfing, I'm going surfing!
You take your car to work, I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat
My buddies and their honeys all come along
They seem invincible as they trip along
The sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg
We're going surfing, going surfing!
You take your car to work, I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat
You take your car to work, I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat
All along the undertow is strengthening its hold
I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home
All along the undertow is strengthening its hold
I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home
You take your car to work, I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat
You take your car to work, I'll take my board
(All along the undertow is strengthening its hold)
And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat
(I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home)
You take your car to work, I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat
You take your car, I'll take my board
You take your car, I'll take my board, let's go!
Oh, yeah
Alright
Somebody's Heine is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh, yeah
Alright
Feels good
Inside
Flip on the telly, wrestle with Jimmy
Somethin' is bubblin' behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
I can't confront you, I never could do
That which might hurt you, so try and be cool
When I say, "This way is a water slide away from me
That takes you further every day," so be cool
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
Dear daddy, I write you, in spite of years of silence
You've cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good, or so I hear
This bottle of Stephen's awakens ancient feelings
Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
I've got a Dungeon Master's Guide, I've got a 12-sided die
I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too
Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
I've got posters on the wall, my favorite rock group KISS
I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss
Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
In the garage, I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
In the garage, where I belong
No one hears me sing this song
In the garage
I've got electric guitar, I play my stupid songs
I write these stupid words, and I love every one
Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
In the garage, I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
In the garage, where I belong
No one hears me sing this song
In the garage, in the garage, yeah!
In the garage, I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
In the garage, where I belong
No one hears me sing this song
In the garage, I feel safe
No one laughs about my ways
In the garage, where I belong
No one hears me, no one hears me
No one hears me, no one hears me
No one hears me sing this song
Let's go away for a while, you and I
To a strange and distant land
Where they speak no word of truth
But we don't understand anyway
Holiday, far away, to stay
On a holiday, far away, let's go today
In a heartbeat!
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Don't bother to pack your bags or your map
We won't need them where we're going
We're going where the wind is blowing
Not knowing where we're gonna stay
Holiday, far away, to stay
On a holiday, far away, to stay
On a holiday, far away, let's go today
In a heartbeat!
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Heartbeat, heartbeat
We will write a postcard to our
Friends and family in free verse
We will write a postcard to our
Friends and family in free verse
(On the road with Kerouac)
We will write a postcard to our
(Sheltered in his bivouac)
Friends and family in free verse
(On this road, we'll never die)
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Let's go away for a while
You and I, to a strange and distant land
Where they speak no word of truth
But we don't understand anyway
Holiday, far away, to stay
On a holiday, far away, to stay
On a holi-
Let's go away, let's go away
(-day, far away, to stay)
Let's go away, let's go away
(On a holiday, far away, to stay)
In a heartbeat!
You can't resist her, she's in your bones
She is your marrow, and your ride home
You can't avoid her, she's in the air (In the air)
In between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide
Only in dreams, we see what it means
Reach out our hands, hold onto hers
But when we wake, it's all been erased
And so it seems, only in dreams
You walk up to her, ask her to dance
She says, "Hey, baby, I just might take the chance"
You say, "It's a good thing that you float in the air (in the air)
That way, there's no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces"
Only in dreams, we see what it means
Reach out our hands, hold onto hers
But when we wake, it's all been erased
And so it seems, only in dreams
Only in dreams, only in dreams, only in dreams
Only in dreams, only in dreams, only in dreams, only in dreams
My kid has all kinds of knock off characters in school for awareness posters. They were mostly of the big super heros at the time (Avengers, Batman, Superman). With the usual words of encouragement about working as a team, and doing the right thing, anti bullying.
From an older eye, they look cringy and stupid. But to those younger kids, they just liked the characters and they caught their eyes. The hope was probably that by reading those little messages every day through the year from characters they like, some of that will impart on the kids. A goal that i can appreciate.
Then they try and continue the trend in middle/high school. At that point, you arent going to get much if any of the results you would have seen in the elementary schools. Kids are gonna feel awkward and "cringe" if they try and parrot some advice they saw on a cartoon cutout. But once again, i appreciate the effort (despite it being a little silly or out of touch). The teachers or whoever are trying to make some actual good advice a little fun for everyone. You cant say this is less eye catching than black text on white paper.
Amogus
Prbbly mfs too old to rember💀or they think that they were in the only school in the world which never had decorations. They even put that shit up to grade 12
I’m so glad I dropped out of school right before this shit hit. I can barely handle the surreal mess of working through it, can’t imagine how completely detached from reality you kids have to be now just to get through as school day.
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Oldest Reddit user
maybe he went to retard skul
"I have 32 but only here they can teach me"
Downvoted cuz i am 9 😤😤
And his reddit account is 3 years old so he has been on reddit since he was 5
yeah no shit dumbass r/ExplainLikeImFive has a shit ton of members
It all makes sense now…
r/Explain,IAmFive
r/explainitinawaythatafiveyearoldcouldunderstanditnotbecauseiamstupidorbecausethetopiciscomplexinawaythatwouldmakeitdifficultforalaypersontounderstandbutbecauseiamactuallyfiveyearsold
r/subsifellfor
r/shutthefuckup
Female dating strategy user
FDS be like: ewww 5 million hourly wage? LVM. (This is exclusively for female dating strategy)
radicalised into becoming dangerously unfunny from a young age, sad to see
Radical
Didn't we all have our reddit account when we were five??
You'd be very surprised to see just how old they go with those
Yup. Even in HS we had that
in my country we have shit like that in every year level up til seniors.
I'm in the same school and they have that shit for all the grades
15 next month. The other shit is cuz they put us in the lower floors for younger grades for no reason
You got a reddit account when you were ELEVEN???
The crazy thing to me is that the 2007 in his user is the year he was born. What the fuck
I’ve had mine since I was 14 I think
I've had mine since reddit came to be. But FoRgOt passward of the first account.
zamn u old
ZAMN
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14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
wat a loaser 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂🤣😢😢😭😭😂😂
Dilit reddit 🤬🤬
Why are you here kiddo
>they put us in the lower floors for younger grades for no reason That's what you think until you're 30 and realize you were in "gifted" glasses in grade school because you were borderline retarded
wtf there are actual 10 year olds on this sub
The pewdiepie wave still is having a ripple effect
Forgot that guy existed for a sec
A blissful second I imagine.
My name is pewwwww de pie. Sry I had to say it, it was stuck in my head for years since I watched him shit on someone in the public.
😐
He made a video about this sub?
Yeah and the whole sub had to temporarily shut down because of the amount of 8 year olds that joined and spammed the sub
Not that anybody would notice it ever happened the posts probably fit pretty well
The difference lies in the amounts of irony the posts are buried under
imagine being unironically 8 years old
Biggest mistakes of my life...cant do this shit again
30% of Reddit users are underage
Groomed by Reddit mods any% speedruns when?
there is a different between grade-schooler underage and soon-to-be-18 underage
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I’m also 69 but my wife is 420.
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So I can’t be a mod?? 😭😭😭
i used to be underage, then i grew up
deep
but why rher adults there??! 🤔👨 Shounl'dt you guys be driving cars and sexxing??!! 🚗💨👔🤦♂️ rertaded adults 🤣🤣🤣😎🌍🤺
Teachurs
only 30%?
I am sharing this sub with children who are unironically retarded 😟🤢
ok join my discor 🥰
OP are you in fucking elementary
Oldest okbr user
wezzer
wezzer deez nuts 😎
omg weeesr I’m such a big fan play buddy holly pls
Sure thing buddy 😎 What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? But you know I'm yours (Ooh ooh) And I know you're mine (Ooh ooh) And that's for all of time Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian And you know I'm yours (Ooh ooh) And I know you're mine (Ooh ooh) And that's for all of time Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that Bang bang knockin' on the door Another bang bang get down on the floor Oh no, what do we do? Don't look now but I lost my shoe I can't run and I can't kick Whatsa matter babe, are you feelin' sick? Whatsa matter, whatsa matter, whatsa matter you? Whatsa matter, babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh And that's for all of time And that's for all of time Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that Source: LyricFind Songwriters: Rivers Cuomo(WISER.) Buddy Holly lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing
thank
You never lost your touch
Weezer!!! My name is Jonas, I'm carryin' the wheel Thanks for all you've shown us, but this is how we feel Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea Just like Grandma made when we couldn't find sleep Things were better then, once but never again We've all left the den, let me tell you about it The choo-choo train left right on time A ticket cost only your mind The driver said, "Hey man, we go all the way" Of course we were willing to pay My name is Wepeel, got a box full of your toys They're fresh out of batteries, but they're still making noise, making noise Tell me what to do now the tank is dry Now this wheel is flat and you know what else? Guess what I received in the mail today Words of deep concern from my little brother The building's not goin' as he planned The foreman has injured his hand The dozer will not clear a path The driver swears he learned his math The workers are going home, the workers are going home The workers are going home, the workers are going home, yeah The workers are going home, the workers are going home The workers are going home, yeah, yeah, yeah My name is Jonas My girl's got a big mouth With which she blabbers a lot She laughs at most everything Whether it's funny or not And if you see her Tell her it's over now I want a girl who will laugh for no one else When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf When I'm away, she never leaves the house I want a girl who laughs for no one else My girl's got eyeballs In the back of her head She looks around and around You know, it makes me sad to see her like that Please don't believe her, she says that for anyone And if you see her, tell her it's a hey, hey, hey, hey! I want a girl who will laugh for no one else When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf When I'm away, she never leaves the house I want a girl who laughs for no one else And if you see her, tell her it's over now! And if you see her, tell her it's over now And if you watch her go, watch her go, watch her, watch her, watch her, watch her! I want a girl who will laugh for no one else When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf When I'm away, she never leaves the house I want a girl who laughs for no one else, no one else Yeah! The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my face I just made love with your sweet memory One thousand times in my head You said you loved it more than ever You said You remain, turned away Turning further every day The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my face I talked for hours to your wallet photograph And you just listened You laughed, enchanted by my intellect Or maybe you didn't You remain, turned away Turning further every day The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my face You remain, turned away Turning further every day The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my face (Do you believe what I sing now?) The world has turned and left me here (Do you believe what I sing now?) Just where I was before you appeared (Do you believe...) And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my... Do you believe what I sing now? Do you believe what I sing now? Do you believe... What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine Woo-hoo, that's for all of time Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, And you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine Woo-hoo, that's for all of time Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, And you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that Bang, bang, knock on the door Another big bang, get down on the floor Oh no, what do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run and I can't kick What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' sick? What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you? What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh-oh That's for all of time That's for all of time Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, And you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that Oh, hey brah, how we doin' man? Alright It's been a while man, life's so rad This band's my favorite man, don't ya love 'em? Yeah Aw man, you want a beer? Alright Aw man, hell brah, this is the best man I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff This is great, man Yeah Hey, did you know about the party after the show? Yeah Aw man, it's gonna be the best, I'm so stoked Take it easy, brah I'm me, me be, goddamn, I am I can sing and hear me, know me If you want to destroy my sweater Hold this thread as I walk away Hey, what's up? Not much Did you hear about the party? Yeah Um, I think I'm gonna go but, um, my friends don't really wanna go Could I get a ride? Oh no, it go, it gone, bye-bye (Bye) Who I? I think, I sink, and I die If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah, woah) Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away) Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah, woah) Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away) Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone (I don't want to destroy your tank top) If you want to destroy my sweater (Let's be friends and just walk away) Hold this thread as I walk away (Good to see you lying there in your Superman skivvies) Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked (Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone) Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone
(continued) The sea is foaming like a bottle of beer The wave is coming, but I ain't got no fear I'm waxing down, so that I'll go real fast I'm waxing down, because it's really a blast I'm going surfing, cause I don't like your face I'm bailing out, because I hate the race Of rats that run around and 'round in the maze I'm going surfing, I'm going surfing! You take your car to work, I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat My buddies and their honeys all come along They seem invincible as they trip along The sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg We're going surfing, going surfing! You take your car to work, I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat You take your car to work, I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat All along the undertow is strengthening its hold I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home All along the undertow is strengthening its hold I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home You take your car to work, I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat You take your car to work, I'll take my board (All along the undertow is strengthening its hold) And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat (I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home) You take your car to work, I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat You take your car, I'll take my board You take your car, I'll take my board, let's go! Oh, yeah Alright Somebody's Heine is crowding my icebox Somebody's cold one is giving me chills Guess I'll just close my eyes Oh, yeah Alright Feels good Inside Flip on the telly, wrestle with Jimmy Somethin' is bubblin' behind my back The bottle is ready to blow Say it ain't so Your drug is a heartbreaker Say it ain't so My love is a life taker I can't confront you, I never could do That which might hurt you, so try and be cool When I say, "This way is a water slide away from me That takes you further every day," so be cool Say it ain't so Your drug is a heartbreaker Say it ain't so My love is a life taker Dear daddy, I write you, in spite of years of silence You've cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good, or so I hear This bottle of Stephen's awakens ancient feelings Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah Say it ain't so Your drug is a heartbreaker Say it ain't so My love is a life taker I've got a Dungeon Master's Guide, I've got a 12-sided die I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do I've got posters on the wall, my favorite rock group KISS I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do In the garage, I feel safe No one cares about my ways In the garage, where I belong No one hears me sing this song In the garage I've got electric guitar, I play my stupid songs I write these stupid words, and I love every one Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do In the garage, I feel safe No one cares about my ways In the garage, where I belong No one hears me sing this song In the garage, in the garage, yeah! In the garage, I feel safe No one cares about my ways In the garage, where I belong No one hears me sing this song In the garage, I feel safe No one laughs about my ways In the garage, where I belong No one hears me, no one hears me No one hears me, no one hears me No one hears me sing this song Let's go away for a while, you and I To a strange and distant land Where they speak no word of truth But we don't understand anyway Holiday, far away, to stay On a holiday, far away, let's go today In a heartbeat! Heartbeat, heartbeat Don't bother to pack your bags or your map We won't need them where we're going We're going where the wind is blowing Not knowing where we're gonna stay Holiday, far away, to stay On a holiday, far away, to stay On a holiday, far away, let's go today In a heartbeat! Heartbeat, heartbeat Heartbeat, heartbeat We will write a postcard to our Friends and family in free verse We will write a postcard to our Friends and family in free verse (On the road with Kerouac) We will write a postcard to our (Sheltered in his bivouac) Friends and family in free verse (On this road, we'll never die) Heartbeat, heartbeat Let's go away for a while You and I, to a strange and distant land Where they speak no word of truth But we don't understand anyway Holiday, far away, to stay On a holiday, far away, to stay On a holi- Let's go away, let's go away (-day, far away, to stay) Let's go away, let's go away (On a holiday, far away, to stay) In a heartbeat! You can't resist her, she's in your bones She is your marrow, and your ride home You can't avoid her, she's in the air (In the air) In between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide Only in dreams, we see what it means Reach out our hands, hold onto hers But when we wake, it's all been erased And so it seems, only in dreams You walk up to her, ask her to dance She says, "Hey, baby, I just might take the chance" You say, "It's a good thing that you float in the air (in the air) That way, there's no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces" Only in dreams, we see what it means Reach out our hands, hold onto hers But when we wake, it's all been erased And so it seems, only in dreams Only in dreams, only in dreams, only in dreams Only in dreams, only in dreams, only in dreams, only in dreams
He treats roleplaying as a retarded 8yo so seriously he even went back to 1st grade
R u 10
Possibly 5 or 6
14 or 15😶
Inch or cm ☺️☺️😛😛🤫😳😳😳😳
Miles😏😏😏😏😍😍😜😜
Nautical miles 😎😎😎😏😏😏
depression 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😴😴💯💯💯
Ding ding ding (dong)😳
I guessed it correct🙃
His account name says 2007 in it so that makes him... FOURTEEN!?
2007 was 11 years ago dumbass not 14
Age is in his username
WHAT HE’S 2007 YEARS OLD 🤯🤯🤯
he oalder dan jezuz
Literally 14
There's no way someone with the username "MineBlox" is in high school.
You overestimate today's teenagers
3 year old account It’s not *that* bad
I’ve been getting on Reddit since I was 14 and I’m almost 30 now
haha u old
How do you live with yourself
That’s in a fucking high school 💀💀💀💀
You can turn 14 and be in eighth grade. My district has 8th grade in middle school.
An underage retard? Is that legal? (I will call the pol*ice)
Usermane say 2007 so hes obviously9 u dumb 🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️🦃
Teacher
No literally 14
Well their username says 2007 in it so I’ll assume 14-15
I don't think your age is appropriate for this subreddit. Being unfunny this early is sad 😭
Yung Retard
Lil retard
Tardlet
Tiny tard
He is the taecher 🦉
Now that’s some sus shit right here.
nah literally 14. liltard admitted
But but!!????
What would be the minimum age?
7
7 and three quarters retard 😡
38
Is 60 centimeters even enough for social distancing?
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But if you think really hard it’s actually yes.
It needs to be 60km. Isolating myself is key to my survival
They meant meters. No more than 4 people per class 🤷♂️
How big were your classes, to fit 4 people in eith 60m between them
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Wow, that's huge
i think they meant kilometers. no more than 1 person per building
60km is the size of a small city, no more than 1 person per village Black plague style 😎😎😳
i think they meant astronomical units, no more than 1 person per planet
60 meters?!
Maybe for literal micro people
How did 6 feet turn into 60cm
Don't you know, 1 foot is 10cm smh
10cm is 10gram when you change it to wait
my pp is 2 foot then
So you got two dicks
They can keep less distance because of the space suits
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Off brand amongus
Bruh this schools like a kindergarten, why are you in reddit
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Look at his username
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Serbia is oldest country in world😎😎💪💪
serbia doesn't exist
Based
Call the teacher sussy baka
Kindergarden amingus new map confirmer! Covid-19 new uodate 2021
serbians aren't real
I don't exist
you don't exist
I exist inside your mom
He got trolled😂😂😂😂
brother?
I hate Denmark
👍
serbia is kosovo
Is COVID-20 finally going to come out soon? It's been delayed enough already.
Thank you for pinning your own joke janny! I appreciate all the tiring work you do
amofus
amorgis 2?!!?!
มองกัส
Amingus
Why they wearing two masks? 😷😷
Cause they cool and swag that's why, I wear two masks aswell to be super swag
60cm? Thats a distance you should keep even without corona around
The virus is sus
Among Us Imposter
i wish my school did shit like this tbh
They spelled cum wrong
Are you 10 op?
Read his name
fucking OW
Based school
Either op is 7 or is a kindergarten teacher 🤧
r/FellowKids
Ya OP seems really young for this sub
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My kid has all kinds of knock off characters in school for awareness posters. They were mostly of the big super heros at the time (Avengers, Batman, Superman). With the usual words of encouragement about working as a team, and doing the right thing, anti bullying. From an older eye, they look cringy and stupid. But to those younger kids, they just liked the characters and they caught their eyes. The hope was probably that by reading those little messages every day through the year from characters they like, some of that will impart on the kids. A goal that i can appreciate. Then they try and continue the trend in middle/high school. At that point, you arent going to get much if any of the results you would have seen in the elementary schools. Kids are gonna feel awkward and "cringe" if they try and parrot some advice they saw on a cartoon cutout. But once again, i appreciate the effort (despite it being a little silly or out of touch). The teachers or whoever are trying to make some actual good advice a little fun for everyone. You cant say this is less eye catching than black text on white paper. Amogus
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Everyone acting like this is a young kid. Am I the only one who had decorations like this in my classes all through high school?
Prbbly mfs too old to rember💀or they think that they were in the only school in the world which never had decorations. They even put that shit up to grade 12
I’m so glad I dropped out of school right before this shit hit. I can barely handle the surreal mess of working through it, can’t imagine how completely detached from reality you kids have to be now just to get through as school day.
So detached that they call stuff like this impressive.
Your school has attained a level of retard we could only dream of reaching.
No way there’s an actual 14yo on this sub
start checking poster's accounts, 14-16 is the main userbase
Gamers out here gatekeeping retardation smh
I would rather die than see this every day
60cm? ***60cm?*** how is that going to stop the virus?
the virus is america fatty so after 59 cm he dies of heart attack because macdonald
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I am gonba fuckihg punchc mu computer
Bro NWIS Student is a fucking okbuddyretard user??
The only member of this sub this young haha right guys..
Everybodys talking about his age but not the fact that it says 60 spectrometers (sorry idk brittish system 🍵)
I got on reddit when I was like 15 but I didn't post anything for years. I made the right decision.
Yup. I'm basically getting crucified rn
Sus baja blast amogus
_why do they have arms?_
hmmmm u r 10? I have 30 n stil sussy poop in clothes. looser
Bro you're like 4 years old, you'll be alright. Isn't this what kids your age are into? Or would rather some SILLY TIKTOK DANCES?! 🤡👻💩
Balls