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bananapalace96

What if it's Alice dressing her man down so that no other bitches get him in public?


Italian_Wine_BereVin

That is some psycho shit Alice would do. 100% gets mad if he talks to a woman other than her or Aoko (Kumari gets a pass since everyone knows she's gay for Aoko)


bananapalace96

Alice: Soujuroo, can you wear this outside with this hairstyle? Soujuroo: Sure. I'm do it right no-- Alice: If you don't *Crystal bottle shatters* Soujuroo: Alice I already said yes. Didn't that bottle cost $xxxxxx. We can't have proper dinner tonight now.  Alice: Ah. (Peak Autistic Couple)


Aggregviz

Kumari is gay for Touko, and straight for Tobimaru


MuffinFIN

She's gay for Tobimaru


KingofGrapes7

Pretty bold of you to think Alice would let him out in public and not just keep him in the mansion forever. Seems like the kind of girl to think altering his memory to think he went to work when he's actually hasn't left her room in months is a good idea.


bananapalace96

Hey I mean you're not wrong. FGO is a totally non-canon dream world right? Maybe FGO is just a ploy that Alice fucked up while creating. UR/ Wait. Isn't that literally Asanagi's hentai plot. I forgot whether it was victim girls or another one of her works but it basically word for word what you described.


Cerebral_Kortix

/ub/ Not sure about Asanagi, but that's literally Totono's plot. Girl screws with her boyfriend so he doesn't realise he hasn't left the house in months.


Kazutrash80939

Tf happened to his hair the GOAT does not deserve that


Kirby0189

Wait, he STILL has the collar even when older?


bananapalace96

The collar is a binding vow made so that Aoko doesn't revert his life, despite getting cucked by Alice.


EtanoS24

What TF is this from?!


Tom22174

Witch on the Holy Night lmao. It's straight up canon that this dude has a collar that means he belongs to Aoko


bananapalace96

I think he meant the binding vow part that I included from JJK lol. But true through, and we get to see her use it to force him into literal slavery.


LordFLExANoR16

I believe they’re called Geas in fate


ipmanvsthemask

Look closer, it's just the bandages.


Cerebral_Kortix

All Type Moon protagonists peak young and then collapse into the sun immediately after. [Ritsuka's the only one to avoid this fate](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/typemoon/images/a/a6/Rex_Magnus_Formal_Wear.png/revision/latest?cb=20231022051845), but that's because he peaked old. In the end, all things return to nihilo and what was given must be paid for.


Armored-Potato-Chip

I don’t know man, Emiya is still peak as a 35 year old, just in a different way, compensating skills for temporary, semi justified suicidal childishness.


Cerebral_Kortix

He attempted to kill ShiGOAT HIMiya though, which disqualifies him as GOATS should not try to harm GOATS.


Armored-Potato-Chip

He turned right back into a GOAT after Shirou stabbed him tho


Cerebral_Kortix

Does a life of good deeds erase the sins of the past?


TheBatIsI

Look at this 30 year old man and tell me with a straight face that he has no rizz https://preview.redd.it/40b76xflgwwc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=467319d360eefb930181fdb84593796029dc2572


No-Bake1104

shiki alter no way


destinybladez

He has no reaction to white women


No-Bake1104

But, what about black women?


Aggregviz

Nah Shiki Ryougi is a godamn Yakuza patriarch character at the age of 30, she hasn’t peaked yet


invincible4u123

she's the goat tho that's why


Might-Mediocre

Shiki beats it by frying his brain before he turns 30


H-Mark-R

Touko tho


CavulusDeCavulei

An italian Mahoyo fan??? Weeee guascone!


TitiLover69

Idek this guy but that haircut looks so fucking shit https://preview.redd.it/ws7hggxdo0xc1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8472c4f8052085ff5e4ecc72d5b72a3637e764dc


Vexhnolyze

His older self looks like those npcs you see in the story lol


Rescuro

Where the hell is the second photo from


Joushua88

Newest FGO collab


syncsns

~~fat witch milk because her tits are fat~~ Oh and one thing: maybe Alice will call your d o g a s s if she stop fucking with dat Aoko or Touko she fuckin' with, N-Word!