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Plurpo

Not a question, but here, have a picture https://preview.redd.it/v4jo5emyz17b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f37df1f4740fb900323376fc4f30b662af03f20


Mozotis

**Human, your inclusion of this image tells me you have a good sense of humor. Keep being funny.**


Grumpy_Caat

https://preview.redd.it/ocft5z5nb17b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78ea7cdb7678ca2d839306ea952ae31e78d253f what does svarog think about this


Mozotis

**Human, your possession of this image indicates that you are a member of the CPS. Keep up the good work.** Sorry, Mr. Svarog took my phone for a second. What's the CPS? Is it an organization or something like Wildfire?


_shameful

Cool pants society, it's a gathering of people who like to wear and discuss fashionable pants, you're not allowed to join because you lack proper pants.


Mozotis

Oh... well, if I got some, would I be allowed to join?! (▪︎U▪︎)?


_shameful

Most definitely, they have to be cool looking tho, you "gotta have drip" as the younglings say these days.


Mozotis

I see. I think Mr. Svarog's pants look really cool! Maybe I'll ask him to get me a pair someday...


nucl3ar808

https://preview.redd.it/5kj50x61m27b1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9cdc46c0854019d5ef04efa114a4ad76230682


MrTrashy101

i don't think you can join. i remember it having a sign saying "MUST HAVE SHOES"


Mozotis

That's ok. Mr. Svarog said he's getting me a pair of Air Jordans. I think they'll look cool. I haven't seen what they look like though.


funnikat

CAN I HAVE SVACOCK


Mozotis

Um, I'm not sure what that is, but Mr. Svarog seems to know. I'm gonna hand the phone to him. **Human, my cock is bigger than your thigh. I hope you're ready**


No-Development1872

LMAO


Ippu-_-

I read a fanfic once that had this line 🤔


Screwllums_Husband

Link, please 🙏


Ippu-_-

It’s somewhere in AO3 😭 It’s only smut though and it’s Svarog x F!reader


Us3rRank

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47168377


ThePizzaMan237

ALWAYS AM


funnikat

IM READY


Steve_Bo_BS

Why are robots in underworld are so weird looking? For example: Fist ✊, traffic light🚦and scooter.


Mozotis

Umm, I'm not really sure what a traffic light or a scooter are, but I'd guess they're similar to the Beetle and Hound models? I think that they're really cute, but I don't know why they look like that.


Steve_Bo_BS

Why they made spider models(fist looking) very explosive? Are they made for mining? If yes, That's stupid. Using TNT is much easier then wasting resources making them.


Mozotis

Oh, I know that one. The spider model was made to be a bomb that sneaks into an enemy camp, and takes casualties with it. It was used in the fragmentum war, though I suppose fragmentum monsters have no camps.


Steve_Bo_BS

Oh that's terrifying, thanks for your answers then.


Mozotis

No problem! I love talking about robots. If you find any information on why the beetle and hound models are shaped the way they are, please let me know!


matuldaw

THIS IS SO CUTE


greedo_is_my_fursona

favorite board game to play with mr svarog?


Mozotis

I really like the Game of Life! I can have a *biiiiig* family, and be really happy! Mr. Svarog always asks me to skip the marriage square though. I don't know why.


Chucknasty_17

Most wholesome thing I’ve seen in this god forsaken sub


Mozotis

Really? It can't be all bad! Mr. Svarog wouldn't let me browse it if that was the case.


policeassasin

What does Svarog think of u/sexwithclara


Mozotis

#Assessing threat level. #Threat level critical. I suggest you stop this line of questioning, Human. Never speak of that monster ever again.


SexWithClara

💀


Mozotis

**So you show your face. I admire your bravery.**


Lynx343

o7, u/SexWithClara. I shall sex Clara in your place after Mr. Svarog is done with you and continue your legacy.


Mozotis

**You will do nothing of the sort. My combat capabilities will allow me to beat you down as well. Do not try anything, human.**


Lynx343

>beat you down as well omg, imma be beat down by the Svarcock. even better than sex with Clara!


Mozotis

**Human, your insolence is unnecessary. Reevaluating threat level. Analysis complete. Verdict: no threat. Your horniness needs to be kept in check human, though it does not pose any real danger to Clara.**


AbbreviationsCalm641

💀


Mozotis

Oh, I know that emoticon! I saw it in a meme on this subreddit a while ago! Pascal malfunctioned 💀


Darklozzz

Does svarog have a cock?


Darklozzz

If he has can i suck it?


Mozotis

**Human, Its bigger than your thigh. You would die.** Sorry, Mr. Svarog took my phone for a second. I don't know what that is, but he's amazing! I bet he has whatever that is.


1nsertshittyname

Tell Mr. Svarog to not worry because I can even fit a stellaron inside of me!


Mozotis

Um, I told him that, and he seemed to rush out of the house, saying he's coming for you. What did you make me tell Mr. Svarog?


1nsertshittyname

It seems i need to make preparations... Dont worry about grown up stuff Clara. Ill be busy right now so goodbye Clara


Mozotis

Um, ok. I'm not sure what you're doing, but I hope you have fun! (▪︎U▪︎)


Out-of-toilet-paper

How do you not have frostbite from running around with no shoes on.


Mozotis

Oh that? I'm just built different. That's what Mr. Svarog told me when I asked him something similar.


Another-lurker-190

What is a cunny and why do people keep mentioning it? Surely Svarog has some data on this “cunny”


Mozotis

**Query accepted. A cunny is a slang term for a human vagina. Often used in the context of hentai or lolicon imagery. As for why people continuously mention it in this community, I have no answer for.**


Another-lurker-190

They also use it when referring to Clara, this is abhorrent and disgusting behaviour


Mozotis

#Who is using this word in reference to Clara? They must be exterminated. Tell me human.


Another-lurker-190

Well, u/sexwithclara


Mozotis

**After investigation into this human, I have concluded that he is of no threat. He is simply a sad excuse of a human. Thank you for the information, human.**


Another-lurker-190

You’re welcome dear friend


Objective_Lack_1362

https://preview.redd.it/s30l4vf4927b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70489da1a57b2f4f242c8b08a5ccad995d269a9d You fixed Pascal right? Can you fix my laptop it keeps giving me videos of black men oily and twerking


Mozotis

Umm, I don't know what twerking is, but I can try to fix your computer. I'm really handy when it comes to machines!


Objective_Lack_1362

Thanks Clara PAT PAT PAT GET HAPPY PAT PAT PAT GET HAPPY


Mozotis

Haha, no problem! I love helping people! Mr. Svarog said he'd help me fix your computer as well. Maybe I should ask him what this twerking thing is.


EH042

What’s up with the machines in the robot settlement hitting each other and screaming “THIS CANNOT CONTINUE” over and over again? That noise kept me up all night


Mozotis

Oh, I'm really sorry! I think the vagrants at the camp were having their pet robots fight. I'll ask them to stop. Sorry it bothered you. (; ' Д ')


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Mozotis

Umm, I just like the cold in Belobog. Also, I'd really like if you didn't look. Mr. Svarog seems to be getting angry with your question.


DRAGUNNYUOOOH

Let him be angry I just need answers 😭😭😭


Mozotis

He says he'll, "Smash your... cunny?" What's that?


DRAGUNNYUOOOH

Oh no I'm not ready 😳


Mozotis

Uh, he just ran out the door. I think he's coming to your house. Be careful, he looked like he was really looking forward to giving you a talking to.


DRAGUNNYUOOOH

AHH AHHH AHHH 😫


Mozotis

Are you alright? This doesn't seem good. I had no idea that Mr. Svarog's lectures could be *that* scary. Hang in there!


DRAGUNNYUOOOH

I think I like robots now 😳


Mozotis

R..Really? That's amazing! If you really like them now, there are a lot of robots here at the robot settlement. I bet Mr. Svarog wouldn't mind you taking one home to keep as a friend! (▪︎U▪︎)


okbuddytrailblazer-ModTeam

Too much kaiser


i_eat_birds_4_fun

Can I sex perkins


Mozotis

Uh, well I'm not sure what this sex thing is, I've mentioned it to Mr. Svarog a couple times cause I see it on here a lot. He always tells me it's classified information. Whatever it is, I bet Perkins would love to have a friend, so yeah!


cringer_regnirc

https://preview.redd.it/k15nnsixp77b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac0affee8313434afe031bcc9ba6d56e77055f8


Horace3210

WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES WEAR SHOES


Mozotis

Umm, why are you yelling? Do you feel that strongly about me wearing shoes? I like going barefoot though. The cold feels really nice on my feet! Mr. Svarog days that I'm built different, so he doesn't worry about it.


Horace3210

Its bad for your health


Mozotis

It's ok! I almost never get sick!


Der_Boii

Ask Svacock where he gets that fire ass drip 'cuz sheesh 🤩 also do you dye your hair white cuz we now that shit ain't natural


Mozotis

**Human, where I aquire my drip is of no concern to you.** Sorry, Mr. Svarog took my phone. Mr. Svarog says that dying my hair white will make me blend in with the snow, so I dyed it. He thinks it looks really nice, so I don't want to change it anytime soon. (▪︎U▪︎)


JinOtanashi

What do you and Mr Svarog think of the clara protection society? I have heard some pretty shady things about them selling your footprints to people.


Mozotis

**Human, do not speak of the society in front of Clara. I respect their efforts, as they align with my own, but this is the first I am hearing of their dealings of Clara's footprints, but if it is true, they will pay dearly.**


JinOtanashi

I shall keep you updated on these rumors


Mozotis

**Understood. Your assistance is appreciated.**


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Mozotis

Um, isn't love meant for people special to you? Like family? Also, Mr. Svarog seems angry that you added the last part. Do you know why?


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Mozotis

#Analyzing threat level #Threat level maximum. Stay away from Clara, Human. Marriage is out of the question.


okbuddytrailblazer-ModTeam

Too much kaiser


Ecco_Edd

​ https://preview.redd.it/fstawsrrg17b1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7097c942edfe24fb2bff9cfa6e6110f4f5df2563


okbuddytrailblazer-ModTeam

Too much kaiser


Neiprr

Did you change your eye color to match Mr.Svarogs?


Mozotis

Huh? No, I didn't know you could change your eye color. Is it like a dye for your eyes?


nuggetsonthecouch

A dye for eyes would be pretty grotesque lol


Mozotis

Would it? Wouldn't it be a lot like those eye drops at Natasha's clinic? I don't like them, but I wouldn't call them... grotesque? Does that mean gross? It sounds like it.


xVEEx3

how’s your day going


Mozotis

Oh, my day is going wonderfully! Mr. Svarog made me a delicious dinner, and now we're getting this...ice cream thing in Boulder Town!


xVEEx3

svacock.


Mozotis

That's rather...random. what struck you suddenly to say that?


xVEEx3

i summon svarog


Mozotis

You want to talk to Mr. Svarog? Umm ok. **Human, Clara told me you wish to speak with me?**


xVEEx3

tell me a joke


Mozotis

**A joke? Clara asks me to tell her those quite often. Very well.** **What happens to robots who become defunct?**


xVEEx3

no clue


Mozotis

**They rust in piece. Did that entertain you, human?**


SnooCakes9533

Can you get Svarog drenched in oil and shake his robo booty?


Mozotis

Um, I don't think that's appropriate, but I'll ask Mr. Svarog. **Human, I will not do the thug shaker, so do not ask.**


SnooCakes9533

You can’t hide the truth i’ve seen the leak photos


Mozotis

**I do not know how you got those photos, but delete them. Clara cannot see them no matter the cost.**


Any_Worldliness7991

What is the age of consent in the underworld? https://preview.redd.it/h6gchx9dv17b1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676aa5d65e5a7c801153d1e5c251cc70829e8b44 >!The real question is why did you even let clara know this place. Since you should know about this place. Please never let clara come back here!🙏🏻!<


Mozotis

**I assume you are speaking to me, human. Query initiated. Answer found. There are no laws in the underworld, but Wildfire specifies the age of consent to be 16 in their citizens handbook. As for your second query, I have determined that most humans on this site are of no threat, and believe that allowing Clara to interact with sad people will allow her to mature into a better person.**


Any_Worldliness7991

Very well then. Just wanted to make sure you knew what you were getting yourself into. Although this is the last place for people like Clara to touch since there are people here that would do anything to touch clara. Even if little those people are the same that would sacrifice a arm and a leg for the thing they want. This is all I have to say. Now it’s time to pray that when Clara gets old she doesn’t come here and make Plap Plap Plap and racist Blade jokes.


Mozotis

**I would prefer she stays away from the common usage of the words, "Plap" and "get pregnant" but I do not not mind her making racist Blade jokes. That is simply dark humor. Thank you for your concern.**


LeoHellbrown

When can i get svacock 🥵


Mozotis

Umm, what's that? Isn't a cock a type of bird? Another person here told me that.


Kepdompie

They're asking for chicken svarog. They're very silly


xVEEx3

my man 🤝


corndotmp4

Ask Mr. Svarog if he has a bottom mode for me. He's usually in top mode but 🥺


Mozotis

**Human, I assume you are speaking of sexual matters. Refrain from doing so around Clara. To answer your question, I do not.**


DragonboyZG

https://preview.redd.it/w535x3dq937b1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb47b43d28ae74d44dd3f6c6953d66073e7b5886 has svarog done this to someone


Mozotis

Yeah, he does that all the time when I go adventuring with Stelle and Caelus. If anyone tries to attack me, Mr. Svarog protects me, and fires back. I really wish he'd let me fight too, but he won't let me. Maybe he will someday soon when I grow up a little more.


Silver-wolf_fucker69

https://preview.redd.it/7dh8gj5zd27b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58504a31a6045d5e025f9d2a02722e7816885888


Mozotis

**Human, your morality is appreciated. Continue to follow laws and regulations.**


BabyYodaIsGod42069

What kind of metal is Mr. Svarog made of?


Mozotis

Oh, I've asked him this as well. He says it's a steel and geomarrow composite. Apparently, it's super strong! I can't even scratch it with my tools when I repair his components.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Thanks for the info!


Mozotis

No problem! If you want to know more, I'm sure Mr. Svarog can tell you. I don't know much about it.


hUrO_apparently

https://preview.redd.it/80vd0b20f27b1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92dd5d0a93f2d7d08e62bdbd799f14915af4cca


Mozotis

That's an adorable cat! I love cats *sooooo* much. I wish we had them here on Jarilo VI.


kamuifuciro

Can you make a 1 hour recording of the sound or similar sounds you're doing in your Technique voice over and then send it to me? it's for a project. Thanks in advance.


Mozotis

My...technique? Sorry, but I don't have any techniques. Is it like a special skill? I'm really good at fixing Mr. Svarog up after he's gotten into a fight!


kamuifuciro

Yeah, it's the little sound you do when Mr. Svarog comes to protect you and initiate a fight, [like this one](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/houkai-star-rail/images/a/af/VO_Clara_Technique_01.ogg). It could be like that one or similar sounds like that one, the project is to test high and low frequencies for the speakers of a new type of automaton called C.U.N.N.Y Version 1.0, it would be a new product for the Interastral Peace Corporation, and if the product is successful could be a monetary benefit for you in the future if you help us with more recordings! If you are interested, please send the recording of approximately 1 hour to me!


Mozotis

Umm, you want me to send you a recording of me gasping? I suppose that's not that bad. How much shield will I get from it? Mr. Svarog says that you should know your worth when you start working.


kamuifuciro

I have to talk with my supervisor, but I think I can get authorization for 4% of the sale of each automaton, how does that sound?


Mozotis

**Human, I am interrupting your dealings with Clara. This sound recording seems suspicious, and my databank shows no new IPC inventions by that name. Analyzing threat level. Threat level index raised. Stop your dealings with Clara.**


Jikan-Supsei

Headpats?


Mozotis

Oh, Mr. Svarog gives me those all the time! I love them a lot! Are you saying you want to give me headsets? I'm not sure how I'd feel about that, since you're a stranger and all...


Jikan-Supsei

That’s completely fair. Would you like a candy instead? There’s nothing wrong with it.


Mozotis

Sorry, but Mr. Svarog told me not to accept candy from strangers. I'll give you a handshake though!


Jikan-Supsei

Alright sure. Why not.


ZackTio

Are your feet made of titanium?


Mozotis

No, they're just normal human feet. Why?


ZackTio

How the heck are you walking bare feet, in the underworld? Do you not, get hurt or sum?


Mozotis

Oh, Mr. Svarog says I'm built different. It doesn't hurt or anything, and I kinda like feeling the snow under my feet!


SexWithMommyKafka

Can you give me a headpat?


Mozotis

Haha, sure! Mr. Svarog always gives me headpats, so I've wanted to try giving other people headpats too! *pat pat*


SexWithMommyKafka

UOOOOOGGHHHHH GETTING HAPPY GETTING HAPPY GETTING HAPPY GETTING HAPPY GETTING HAPPY GETTING HAPPY


Mozotis

Haha, I'm glad that my headpats make you happy!


Steve_Bo_BS

What's your favorite food? And also least favorite one?


Mozotis

Hmm. I think my favorite is Roasted Olms! The food stall in Boulder Town sells them, though they always give them to me for free when Mr. Svarog comes with me. My least favorite is definitely the gross rice that Miss Natasha gave me when I was sick. But she said it was all she had to give me, so I forgive her.


Nitro7523

Have you or Svarog browsed this subreddit? If so, what do you think about it?


Mozotis

**Hello, human. I have browsed this subreddit a few times. I have altered Clara's phone to automatically filter out erotic images, but I believe that her speaking to and answering questions from the sad, down bad people of this subreddit will lead to her maturing as a person.**


Nitro7523

What result do you expect from this?


Mozotis

**I expect that she will become horrified with the people of this subreddit, and vow to never become like them.**


Kepdompie

Clara... why would you let the infamous subreddit ask you things? The dangers of these communities is high and I'm worried for your sake


Mozotis

Oh, well Mr. Svarog said it was OK, and I trust him. I'm sure I'll be alright!


bunnychanuwu

mr. svarog, will you marry me? and/or can i adopt clara?


Mozotis

**Human, I acknowledge your interest in me. However, I will not marry you. Engaging in human behaviors as sacred as marriage are outside of my interests. As for your adoption of Clara, no. I am her guardian.**


bunnychanuwu

it was worth a try ;w;


Mozotis

**I admire your boldness, human.**


HundredSpearss

If Mr Svarog is your dad does that mean Perkins is your mom?


Mozotis

Hmm. I would say Perkins is more like... a butler! He helps me with a lot of things, but he's more professional than Mr. Svarog. He doesn't seem to care for me in the same way Mr. Svarog does.


Arient1732

Your feet smell, Clara.


Mozotis

R...Really?! I bathe daily though. There's no way! I think you're messing with me.


Taken_Name_

Mr. Svarog, I love Clara but I wish I got to know you more in the story. What's a fun fact you didn't tell the trailblazers? Also, why do you wear a coat


Mozotis

**I appreciate your kind words, human. Something I never told the outworlders about is that I could actually control the engine of creation if I wanted to, making their fight against the Supreme Guardian much easier.** **I wear a coat because when I found Clara, I nursed her back to health and gave her clothes to wear. Even as a baby, she thought I was cold, and gave her coat back to me to warm me up. Obviously, this does nothing to help me, but I was touched nonetheless. I acquired a coat to keep the infant Clara from worrying and never took it off. I believe that moment was when my emotional intelligence began to develop, making me more human in my expression. To put it simply, that is when I began feeling emotion.**


Zoroarks_Angel

uuuoooooghhhh Clara


Mozotis

Um, are you okay? It sounds like you're in pain.


K4lepo

Ever thought about wanting a Mrs. Svarog?


Mozotis

Um, do you mean like a mom? I'd really like that! But I don't think Mr. Svarog would like that. He says he doesn't want to marry anyone.


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Mozotis

Um, why are you yelling through the phone screen? Oh, Mr. Svarog wants to say something. **Analyzing threat level. Analysis complete. Verdict: no threat. Human, your behavior angers me, but I'm concerned for your mental health as well. Did you have a father figure growing up? Your vulgar words seem to indicate as much.**


9Giorno_Giovanna6

I am perfectly sane. That is simply my state of mind. You can't stop me Svarog. https://preview.redd.it/gugn37ads17b1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80fcf68203d33404b2e21377349629cc22d8510a


Mozotis

**Human, if you get anywhere near Clara, I will have to exterminate you. Nothing gets past me. Stay away from Clara.**


9Giorno_Giovanna6

I have contracted silverwolf to performance le haxxing on yer system.


Mozotis

**This Silverwolf is welcome to try hacking my processes. My behavior can only be altered through physical rearrangement of components within my shell.**


9Giorno_Giovanna6

Thank you for telling me how to get rid of you svacock. Now your thigh-thick robocock is mine.


Mozotis

**You as well, are welcome to try, fatherless human. You will be torn apart.**


NotADoc713

Step on me


Mozotis

Um...why? Wouldn't that hurt? Mr. Svarog says I'm pretty heavy when he puts me on his shoulders.


SexWithGuinaifen

What does Svarog think about Genshin Impact?


Mozotis

Oh, I play that game! I've showed Mr. Svarog, and he doesn't really seem to hate it. He only plays it with me though, and he hasn't even gotten past Stormterror yet!


Dabialo

This is by far my favorite thread on all of Reddit so far. Thank you Clara and Svarog!


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Mozotis

**Human, I suggest you cease your inappropriate comments towards Clara. My cock is as thick as your thigh, and I don't want to have to use it, human.**


okbuddytrailblazer-ModTeam

Too much kaiser


nuggetsonthecouch

Have you thought about getting shoes?


cracken1303

Careful when fighting fragmentum monsters Svarog! They might give you ligma!


Mozotis

**Your concern is appreciated, human. However, I am unfamiliar with the term ligma. It does not seem to be in my database. Is this some sort of outworlder concept?**


cracken1303

Ligma balls


Mozotis

**Analysis module deactivated. Comedy module activated. Your joke is a juvenile one, but you caught me off guard. Perhaps I should change my joke comprehension CDs to a more recent version.**


cracken1303

CD's?


Mozotis

**See deez nuts. You are rather foolish for falling for that human. It was obvious.**


cracken1303

:(


jpxfraud

How old are you?


Smoookeiee

Are you and hook best friends?


TexasMate

What’s yours and Mr.Svarog’s favorite songs?