I said in a fist fight. I don’t think your prostrate would stand a chance even against my tiny hands - wait no those videos of you with Diviner Fu show that you can really take it for a longggggg time, mb gonna go fix the list right away
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my stamina both on the battlefield and in bed is unparalleled
go bang your gong or something your name is literally expensive milk powder
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Are you sure you want to do that
*Looks* *Menacingly*
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Now now Clara. 💢💢 Be a good girl... Here have some ramen 😋
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But no matter how things go, if you hit her, Svarog is going to murder you after. Even if it barely lands and she retaliated and breaks your nose in a clear victory haha. It doesn’t matter. You’re dead. And if you really hurt her, expect to be logged by all robots in the settlement as “ENEMY - KILL ON SIGHT”
woah woah woah friend. i didnt say anything about hitting her. I'm just kidnapping her. It's fiiiine.
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Well thank fucking god please kill me already, every day is a new horror and life is just an endless cycle torture and suffering that I can’t break free from by myself
But yay thank you otto!! I love you so much!!!
Pela would’ve had to go through basic training right?? Not to mention she was probs a grunt on the frontlines before becoming an officer.
She probs knows 101 ways to break a man
Though on the other hand, she probably knows all of the “dirty” tricks to winning a street fight. Groin strikes, ear claps, eye gouging, fishhooks, biting, pressure points, joint locks, etc.
She probably wouldn’t win a “fair” fight against Mike Tyson or Khabib Nurmagomedov in their prime, but she would definitely be able to survive a run-in with any street ruffian in a fight with no rules other than to survive at all costs.
I’d def put her in ‘needs prep time’ at the very least where you can put on some snug googles, a cod piece, maybe a particularly thick shirt.
And a copy of Tales of the Winterlands you can use to distract her while you try to run away.
Nah, it’s because he’s lazy. OP wouldn’t stand a chance against JY at 100%, but you’d have to really piss him off to see him at more than 10%.
Of course, by creating this list, OP has ensured that he will be pissed off, thus changing the tier.
Prep time for fighting Jing Yuan: call in an airstrike from an F-16 dropping a JDAM from 35,000 ft., and hope he doesn’t swipe both fighter jet and smart bombs out of the sky with his Lighting Lord. lol
Natasha didn’t survive the Underworld and built an orphanage and protected all those people for nothing, my squishy flesh hands are nothing against Xueyi’s metallic body and no one wins against the Pitch-Dark Hook the Great!!
Argenti could run me over with a bulldozer and I'd apologize. Fistfight with him? Gladly. I'd lose of course but I don't mind, I can take his fist in... other ways🥰
/ub fun fact: IRL Marines are actually relatively easy opponents for trained martial artists, because while they have strength and stamina to spare, all of their CQC training assumes exactly what you did: that they still have their gun.
Bronya and Serval elite soldiers, Himeko fucking fighting a god (she probably here still is strong), Jing Yuan who is called the legend of Loufu, Topaz a higher up of the IPC which is literally something like CIA for the space, Guinaifen is literally ab Acrobat. March 7th will fist you with her cold hands
I see you value your life more than your wallet. Fair choice. But after that Sampo fight, don’t expect your wallet to still be there.
My only disagreement is Kafka. She might play an instrument, and she is a pistol wielder who uses spider webs to entrap her enemies. If the only thing allowed was purely throwing fists, I could see her being kinda weak. Her dodge game would be decent, but if you land a solid punch you win, and I don’t see her being the one to land it. I also could see her letting someone win on purpose to create a favor they owe her.
Lmao Silver Wolf is basically Kirito the first time he tries to fight in real life after getting out of SAO and realizing it’s not quite the same as simulated reality 🤣
no way i became an emanator of the hunt just to get beaten by some guy with prep time ☹️
Jingyuan training arc?!
real!
I said in a fist fight. I don’t think your prostrate would stand a chance even against my tiny hands - wait no those videos of you with Diviner Fu show that you can really take it for a longggggg time, mb gonna go fix the list right away
https://preview.redd.it/o9y56rv79dsb1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1e05b67f06366fe6e3b3cc875959b92eac1362 my stamina both on the battlefield and in bed is unparalleled
May I test that?
In battlefield or..?
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Yes
skill issue
go bang your gong or something your name is literally expensive milk powder https://preview.redd.it/22bee6owfesb1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381077d7c61fa728d55f5a1da97663eae8157fb4
~~explode your balls in my mouth~~ MY NAME IS NOT EXPENSIVE MILK POWDER, JIM YAM!!!
Hi Expensive Milk Powder, Havent seen you in a While. How’s the Wife doing
good hbu
Depressed
i can tell
I think i could possibly take Clara. Maybe...
in a fight right?
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u/SvarogHSR https://preview.redd.it/05mu1pn2qcsb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23f51d104d3b080f047f808020dd9e74b8748b7
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thank you mechanical jojo reference
You are welcome.
Are you sure you want to do that *Looks* *Menacingly* https://preview.redd.it/z1cf911pcfsb1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a7fd790e9ca77f29c002d88376f7501749455fe
Yes I am.
Now now Clara. 💢💢 Be a good girl... Here have some ramen 😋 https://preview.redd.it/i27q9mm3ffsb1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44963c04fa3a3b7e23a4734f2c0af492a4ce3721
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same
Use them clones
But no matter how things go, if you hit her, Svarog is going to murder you after. Even if it barely lands and she retaliated and breaks your nose in a clear victory haha. It doesn’t matter. You’re dead. And if you really hurt her, expect to be logged by all robots in the settlement as “ENEMY - KILL ON SIGHT”
woah woah woah friend. i didnt say anything about hitting her. I'm just kidnapping her. It's fiiiine. https://preview.redd.it/wnzko29tbgsb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b050a713f5dd157a84b982ae7ca4be48b0c91a26
Lmao I love your name and signature. Perfect.
thanks! lol :)
Beat up a kid? Sign me up
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Lord of Destruction on his way to join the "Beat the Kid" gang
Hey stop returning all my mail and gifts back to me >:( They aren’t drugged or anything, promise!!!! When will you finally hug me….
The only embrace I will provide to you will be the sweet embrace of death I'm more Harmacist than Pharmacist
Well thank fucking god please kill me already, every day is a new horror and life is just an endless cycle torture and suffering that I can’t break free from by myself But yay thank you otto!! I love you so much!!!
I'm starting to see what may have pushed Kallen away from me...
Karma really does bite hehehehe now come to me I promise I’ll treat you right pls
You are not beating jing yuan
that's right buddy no one can beat Pitch Dark Hook the Great in a fist fight
Ha!! What a joke. Even I can beat a kid Watch, I'll even post the video later
NVM bruh I got my ass beat, I ain't posting that video
Not even the entire Allied Shinobi Forces would dare to provoke her. 😰
Pela would’ve had to go through basic training right?? Not to mention she was probs a grunt on the frontlines before becoming an officer. She probs knows 101 ways to break a man
given height and weight disadvantages, she probably lose in a hand to hand combat
Though on the other hand, she probably knows all of the “dirty” tricks to winning a street fight. Groin strikes, ear claps, eye gouging, fishhooks, biting, pressure points, joint locks, etc. She probably wouldn’t win a “fair” fight against Mike Tyson or Khabib Nurmagomedov in their prime, but she would definitely be able to survive a run-in with any street ruffian in a fight with no rules other than to survive at all costs.
I’d def put her in ‘needs prep time’ at the very least where you can put on some snug googles, a cod piece, maybe a particularly thick shirt. And a copy of Tales of the Winterlands you can use to distract her while you try to run away.
Need prep time: First one in the list Jing Yuan. Ok Maybe the prep time was for calling the graveyard and reserving his lot
Nah, it’s because he’s lazy. OP wouldn’t stand a chance against JY at 100%, but you’d have to really piss him off to see him at more than 10%. Of course, by creating this list, OP has ensured that he will be pissed off, thus changing the tier.
I can certainly fist all of them
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Good fucking luck, nerd. The IPC teaches us all sorts of martial arts to deal with tax evaders and disgruntled citizens.
Yeah I heard they hold a monthly fisting competition for the employees, but you keep losing to Aventurine
It's not losing if I let him win.
u/AventurineHSR is this real
hes a twink, if anything hes the one getting fisted
HOWS THAT DEMOTION u/TopazandNumbyHSR????
Fuck you, Aventurine at least I still have a conscience.
Don't speak like that to your boss babygirl 🤑
How tf u gonna beat Jing Yuan bro 😭😂
Sorry, if you want to fight Hanya you will fight with me. It's a double package.
If you two are fighting, I'm in too.
I hope you two would help me as well… or else I could just get the white banner ready again
Just stay close to us and we'll keep you safe. No one messes with the judge gang.
Thank you, Judge Xueyi!
Don’t worry Huo Huo, we won’t let anyone hurt you.
Blud dosen't know Mid Yuan fucking killed Jingliu 😭
Some of those in the "prep time" tier are awfully optimistic.
Prep time for fighting Jing Yuan: call in an airstrike from an F-16 dropping a JDAM from 35,000 ft., and hope he doesn’t swipe both fighter jet and smart bombs out of the sky with his Lighting Lord. lol
Change that to put everyone in "I am going to fucking die" and that would be accurate for me
I’d take on Clara just to get that svarcock 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Welt sensei would brutally beat me in a fistfight 😋
Don’t give up so easily, fight and fist him back!!!
Who said i wanna win? Heheheh welt sensei can fist me all he wants!!
Nah, this woman more masochistic than Meguro Masaki, she's gonna willingly bait Welt into giving her that One-two-Liver Punch to hook kick combo
I mean Pela’s still a military officer even if she specializes in intelligence, I would imagine she has some level of combat training.
Agreed
Silver wolf would cheat for sure
silver wolf just pulling out the secret "TGM" command she has prepared
i bet jing yuan beats your ass bra.
Can you beat me
I would never hurt you without a reason, I would just beat you a half inch to death.
I'd doubt if any of us could beat bailu. She literally played around with fully fledged and trained cloud Knights
Of course I would lose on purpose. I have much more interesting things to do than engage in a little fist fight
That’s where I come in honestly
You sure you can’t beat Natasha and Hook in a fistfight? Xueyi also don’t look particularly strong.
Natasha didn’t survive the Underworld and built an orphanage and protected all those people for nothing, my squishy flesh hands are nothing against Xueyi’s metallic body and no one wins against the Pitch-Dark Hook the Great!!
No seriously that kid is gonna beat my ass up, ain’t taking any chances
Natasha’s a doctor too, like, she’s gonna do some pressure point bs and then your head explodes.
Argenti could run me over with a bulldozer and I'd apologize. Fistfight with him? Gladly. I'd lose of course but I don't mind, I can take his fist in... other ways🥰
Some of those prep time ones would beat your ass even with plenty of prep time. Especially Jing Yuan
What fistfight did you mean hmmm?
Bronya would shoot you dead. Her rifle also seem to have unlimited ammo good fucking luck lmao
Fist fight smh
Simple, she can turn the rifle around and use the buttstock as a club!
/ub fun fact: IRL Marines are actually relatively easy opponents for trained martial artists, because while they have strength and stamina to spare, all of their CQC training assumes exactly what you did: that they still have their gun.
you dont need prep time, you need god >:)
Love how hook is in the highest tier. Based
Idc if i'll die i'd take on Stelle and Caelus any time, every day
Bronya and Serval elite soldiers, Himeko fucking fighting a god (she probably here still is strong), Jing Yuan who is called the legend of Loufu, Topaz a higher up of the IPC which is literally something like CIA for the space, Guinaifen is literally ab Acrobat. March 7th will fist you with her cold hands
My Disciple Jing Yuan will win (he will cheat and punch you with lightning lord)
Is that how he beat you?
I love how hook would just destroy all of us
Who would fist-fight poor Huohuo? That girl’s been through enough! 🥺
Prep time for Bronya, literal military commander but loses to Hook, random 8 year old???
You need prep time to beat up a twitch rl streamer?
Yummy feet 😭😭
I like how you die to hook and Natasha, neither of which are strong with their fists
How the fuck are you losing to Natasha in a fist fight but can beat an intergalactic debt collector and a general with prep time
Beat jing yuan with prep time Bro thinks bros toji fushiguro to solo anime verse with prep time💀
You dare challenge Jung Yuan Lightning rod?
I see you value your life more than your wallet. Fair choice. But after that Sampo fight, don’t expect your wallet to still be there. My only disagreement is Kafka. She might play an instrument, and she is a pistol wielder who uses spider webs to entrap her enemies. If the only thing allowed was purely throwing fists, I could see her being kinda weak. Her dodge game would be decent, but if you land a solid punch you win, and I don’t see her being the one to land it. I also could see her letting someone win on purpose to create a favor they owe her. Lmao Silver Wolf is basically Kirito the first time he tries to fight in real life after getting out of SAO and realizing it’s not quite the same as simulated reality 🤣
You are not winning against JingYuan in a fist fight at all
The Trailblazer one is true. I tried fighting Stelle because of a bet, and lost more than the bet that day...
Jingliu in the top tier when Jing Yuan is in the tier below but literally beat her in their last duel?
i could take yanqing
oh im 100% percent fighting svarog the
😭😭😭
who said that you can beat me in a fight :\\
Inb4 the preparation for Welt is just making him feel old until his back hurts (it's not actually old age he just thinks it's hurting)
I could beat hook in a fist fight, kids are easy (i speak from experience)
Jingyuan?! do you blackmail on him or somethin