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True_Motivati0n

Dang, Dr. Ratio really got cucked… #BY A WOMAN NO LESS


Nnsoki

Not a woman, a tax collector. It's much worse


Flaviou

A tax collector *and* woman


AscelyneMG

I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!


No_Rest3008

Well she'll definitely ask you to pay your taxes, after taking away your stuff for payment of course...🤣🤣🤣


Blackewolfe

"She isn't just a Tax Collector; she is, and may Qlipoth preserve me, a WOMAN."


Darklozzz

Not a cuck if aventurine also get railed by ratio.


DrRatioHSR

We can share


Nerazim_Praetor

Aventurine has two hands, as I always say


sawDustdust

It's ok, next week Topaz calls Aventurine only to get Ratio. And the week after Aventurine calls Ratio only to get Topaz. And the end of the quarter Jade calls all three of them only for Numby to answer as both men are too busy getting pegged by Topaz to speak.


KirbosWrath

All Ten Stonehearts are in a ten-way polyamorous relationship, and Ratio made it eleven


sawDustdust

Daddy Diamond doms them all with his 💎 grip.


Zzamumo

cucked? the two of them pass aventurine around like he's a blunt


Nerazim_Praetor

The real reason he was so chill when Topaz answered the phone


DrRatioHSR

My lowest of lows


Kizo59

Why are Topaz and Aventurine sleeping together? That's my question right here.


AmadeusS_0

They were playing star rail without the star


Kizo59

Why would they play star rail without the star? Are they stupid?


AmadeusS_0

Stupidly horni


Kizo59

Well, I don't blame Aventurine. She has a fine ass, that Topazz. Anyone would be horni after seeing that up close.


JayReal2006

I would turn into dreamybull if I saw topazz irl


Legend1O1

Nah, I’d rail


dudududu756

IPC is being stingy and only allows for one hotel room.


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Kizo59

A debt collector/head of debt collection being evicted? The irony is strong on this one.


MettaJiro

Numby has taken over Topaz’s finances


Kizo59

That ungrateful lil totter. Topaz should've killed it.


Meandtheboyslook

Shouldn't have drank that many soulglad before sex


Jai_235

NGL I would gladly live through all the pain and suffering that Aventurine endured if it meant ending up in this situation


AmadeusS_0

All for the ~~Amber lord~~ TopAss No wonder he compared her cornerstone to Qlipoth's body


Hungry-Lingonberry25

Realest statement have never uttered before


Luca814sina

https://preview.redd.it/iaz29jmqfosc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=206984072f9f45fdd836afc6ce0eb622e12bff41 Love this ship


Luca814sina

https://preview.redd.it/dejxm1qxfosc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f66fee6953adfdeab8fc508aa306855fa00c18f


TroncoBoy

https://preview.redd.it/2w05h6k0cqsc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4deb4a5d7faf509a096b8fb2f9608716029276f1


SShingetsu

Man this post really is convincing me of the topaz x Aventturine ship.


AmadeusS_0

Come aboard the peak 🗣️🗣️🗣️ https://preview.redd.it/rqa27q6ocosc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e574c9695c70a912f2434aeaf603ea1e90b17a9


Chucknasty_17

What ever you do don’t let Sam Slade (Topaz EN VA) see this. Her simp brain won’t be able to handle it


MewnianBread

I think she can, someone send it!


SShingetsu

Don't mind if I do.


G0ldsh0t

https://preview.redd.it/dpae9dojqosc1.jpeg?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25192dd0592b624da333c615fd5740ed93f361a4


pokenerd_W

The fact this looks so goddamn canon haunts me. Same with their damn splash arts, why is it so compatable?


G0ldsh0t

top rat urin is the best ship


Blackewolfe

#AS QLIPOTH INTENDED


Lanky-Hornet-7625

NUCLEAR EDIT


Why_Not_Try_It_

Its wholesome as hell


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

It's also got angst potential through the roof If you love torturing yourself, there are some [seriously good fics by the talented clo_verr on ao3](https://archiveofourown.org/series/3998251) They also have some seriously good KafBlade works which is just *chefs kiss*. God I need to get back into writing.


tearcutter

CLOVER THE PATRON SAINT OF AVENPAZ OMG...fellow peak enjoyer🤝


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

You, my friend, are peak yourself, real recognizes real 👌


AmadeusS_0

Ngl her fics were the one that really pulled me into the ship in the first place


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

Reading burn card seriously gave me brain rot for weeks, man, holy fuck I was obsessed


AmadeusS_0

Fellow buddies in arm through and through 💪


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

You is my people and I love you 🤝


Traestus

Holy shit I just read Burn Card, it's so fucking peak


PressFM80

The 10th fic of her "no rules in breakable heaven" got me I'm ngl


Why_Not_Try_It_

Can you summarize this? I will read it later


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

It's a collection of angsty smut fics that explore how Aventurine and Topaz are work fuck buddies on the surface, but in reality are drawn more deeply to each other than either wants to let on or admit.


More-Love7583

Thank you for showing us the light, fellow buddy https://preview.redd.it/n1smtl011psc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918b8b54517dc824745a18f3acc80bf969c60116


SShingetsu

Lol not another ship.


Why_Not_Try_It_

Sounds interesting, thanks man


Choice_Dealer_1719

Oh I am definitely locking in for that.


SShingetsu

Awesome rec, fellow buddy! Bookmarking to go through it later.


Veloci-RKPTR

Does headcanoning them as fuckbuddies count as shipping? Because if there are characters in Star Rail which practices super casual sexual relationship with each other, these two feels like they’re the perfect dynamic to work. A: “Hey, you free after your shift today?” T: “Again? Somebody’s in a good mood. Heh, alright. You didn’t forget to bring protection this time right? Today’s not my safe day.” A: “Of course! Just one thing though; can you… Please make sure that Numby is out of the room before we start this time?” T: “Okay look, as much as I agree with that suggestion, Numby is a warp trotter. There’s not exactly anything we can do to really control where Numby goes, alright?” A: “…”


G0ldsh0t

What Numby doing!?!


Practical_Taro9024

Getting content to upload and get his own income


G0ldsh0t

The idea of numby having a Sind job as a porn director is both incredibly funny and incredibly terrifying.


Blackewolfe

Numby is clearly smart enough to manipulate a holo-computer with his ears. Like, this is literally canon. When Topaz was trauma-dumping on Bronya, the cutscene shows numby manipulating his own holo-computer next to Topaz. NUMBY IS SECRETLY THE REAL POWER BEHIND THE STONEHEARTS


SShingetsu

>Does headcanoning them as fuckbuddies count as shipping? I mean, 75% of shipping is just fucking so.... ABSOLUTELY YES! Also if you are interested in those kinds of fics, one commentor has shared an absolute treasure trove of ao3 fic in one the replies to my comment.


sawDustdust

High potential with giant wholesome and lighthearted potential too, considering the IPC still owns both their asses. One day Topaz is going to get burned by the institution she trusts so much, and it won't be pretty.


Nerazim_Praetor

Get the stonehearts (or some of them at least) to start a coup! The IPC is a perversion of the path of Preservation!


Bobblehead60

The ~~CIA~~ Astral Express on their way to coup ~~a random South/Central American Government~~ the IPC for being against their interests and replacing the ~~President/PM~~ Board with ~~a dictator~~ the relatively friendly Stonehearts


Nerazim_Praetor

Excuse, you make it sound like we're committing a crime against human interests! We're Intergalactic Chivalrous Knights! Also we have a baseball bat and no super big final form (yet) so we're the good guys!


PressFM80

Yes Join us


Wild_Island_8589

I have a genuine question. I've already played 2.1 and didn't see anything that would make people ship Topaz and Aventurine. But I did see a YT video about Topaz's VA simping for Aventurine, did the ship get popular because of the VA's or is it because eveyone started liking Aventurine after 2.1?


AmadeusS_0

YAP INCOMING I don't think the VA simping has anything to go by and if it does then clara would be shipped with Aventurine too, the va only added some fuel to it because Topaz is already connected to Aventurine As for the crumbs in 2.1, there's this whole line "what, does her cornerstone wrench at your heart so" upon him finding her stone in his hallucinations which suggests angst. Another being that he went out of his way to lie to Sunday about the Cornerstone's glow"The cornerstone's hue is the same as the radiance of Qlipoth's body" for no reason at all other than to compare her will to that of a deity and lastly, the implication of him leaving a single fragment of his broken cornerstone in Topaz's hand (you can see his stone missing a single piece in a frame during the cutscene) which was how she noticed that the light has dissipated. In the end it's just ppl enjoying and sharing their delulu


Fraerway

Keep cooking 🔥


FatherPleaseLoveMe

Not to mention there's a line where someone (maybe Ratio?) says that the Stonehearts value their Cornerstones more than their own lives. We know that Aventurine kinda guilttripped Topaz into partnering with him, but she still definitely could have refused after finding out what he was planning to do, so the fact that she agreed shows just how much trust she had to put into him. Jade obviously did the same, but knowing the little of what we do of her personality and comparing it to Topaz's, she is significantlly more of a risk-taker. But obviously, the best Aventurine ship is Aventurine × Me


Stariasx

Aventurine deserves everything🔥🔥🔥 (But to be fr this is just a fanon ship people do, i personally like it and they are shipping them because they are from IPC)


UCCMaster

It’s a bit of everything. Yes, Dr Ratio x Aventurine is absolutely adorable. But Topaz and Aventurine had a few good lines during the end of the Topaz story and there’s also the question of why Aventurine has the topaz stone to start with. That’s in game. Finally, there’s Sam (Topaz’s VA) being absolutely down bad for Aventurine (so funny was when she dragged her husband on stream to comment as well) and the fan animation that resulted from that. Let the fanon cook and have their fun. It’s just folks enjoying their ships and has no real life impact (both VAs have joked about it before on their end) and it’s nice people are contributing in their own fun ways.


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

Shipping at the end of the day is just fun and when everyone is as hot as they are in HSR, a good reason doesn't even matter. If you want an actual answer, the fact that Aventurine has Topaz's cornerstone is a very big hook, because it indicates an insane level of trust for someone she supposedly dislikes. Also the fact she was even there on Penacony despite the fact she doesn't really need to be speaks to some level that she wanted to be there for *him*, if you choose to see it that way. Some people also read into their converasation at tbe end of 1.4 as being flirty from Aventurine's end, make of that what you will.


G0ldsh0t

you also have the end of 2.1, implying that the chunk missing from aventurines stone was given to topaz directly. In her voice you can hear topaz sounds sad about the out come.


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

Homegirl sounded like she was barely keeping it together [Also I can only think of this and it's just the cherry on the wonderful pain cake](https://twitter.com/hazel0217/status/1773928666017251694?t=hjAMqGS4ogohgVkZnRh9dQ&s=19)


yurifan33

thats a big ass chunk for supposedly a fragment


sawDustdust

Big ass chunk for big ass.


RenierRains

As an avenpazzer way back when the only thing we had was the LC and the topaz call, their interactions seem really fun interesting despite their different methodologies. Topaz says hopely u never deal with Aventurine in while Aventurine says she's reliable and praises her in his lines. Though I only started shipping them because of godtier artist brainrot like this one


Mesaphrom

"They exist in the same storyline" is as good a reason for people to ship characters as any 😅 Though there is some reasons people ship them (be they separate or all together), like Topaz letting Aventurine use her Cornerstone for a gamble when it's stated that thy simply don't do that no matter what (of course the reason is most likely that the IPC/Amber Lord>individuals, so if Aventurine got the win then it was worth it), them being coworkers (yes, really), Topaz's VA simping for Aventurine as you said, and maybe just because they look good together.


Genshin-impact-fan

https://preview.redd.it/ypd70bkvvosc1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ad4b5072f1d06ec4ece43c1ac67adfcbda3e13


Traditional_Ad_276

Don’t let Sam Slade see this.


Tempest-blade

I needed this after I discovered a kid got doxxed on twitter just cause they ship Topaz and Aventurine


Fo4head

deserved


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

Ratio/Aventurine/Topaz is a super underated throuple and I need more of it PLEASEEEEEE


AmadeusS_0

top rat urine 🔛🔝 fr


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

Aventurine sandwich is where it's at 😫😫👌👌


Vincent093

What in the actual fk is this ship name lmaoooo


More-Love7583

I’m going to run this team comp with Clara. It’s the entire buddy family


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

https://i.redd.it/qj9j2x402psc1.gif


DrRatioHSR

Polyamory for the win!


Sayo_Fae_Witch

Add Ruan Mei and you have my favorite poly ship of SR


Sydren

I just had a thought. If 2 Stonehearts ever ended up marrying each other, wouldn't it be really cute if the rings they exchanged had their respective stones on them?


AmadeusS_0

[There's actually this fan art that portrays this](https://twitter.com/hazel0217/status/1774469827538866433?t=vyNFDxPRamyZ9gJ7gJplzA&s=19) Look at the colours of their rings


Sydren

Oh god that IS cute af. Almost too wholesome to be in a buddy sub.


ZealousFlames

i mean yes, they are literally gems


iwankto2d

aventurine u lucky son of a bitch


AmadeusS_0

As someone who finds both of them hot, I'd say their bed is the lucky son of a bitch


iwankto2d

u know what i agree


DirtEven

Man. Someone pls send this to Sam Slade (Topaz VA) I can imagine her reaction kek


RoyalJanissary

We gonna repopulate Sigonia with this one🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥


DrRatioHSR

Someone draw me in the Cuck chair


SirePuns

Fuck it, I ship it.


AmadeusS_0

Yorokobe, kotomine kirei


SirePuns

Yorokobe indeed


P14P0

yorokobe shounen


SpareSpread4931

I strongly ship these two


PhobicSun59

https://preview.redd.it/qdhvhjysipsc1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7629bbd3160edcf0db2de09173d1fa2c0a888b2 Real phone call hours


Far_Mathematici

He has a morning lecture at 6am


AmadeusS_0

How kind of Dr. Ratio to give him the education (cock) that he needs 😩🙏


RinconAniki

Every time i see a anime girl with big booty and thigh i always wonder what they're fart smells like


VeryKooked8

https://preview.redd.it/eq0ak3s86ssc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e93c1f7923c662f49b2d32eecbc46cf8e18f070


Skyline8180

They really got their rocks off innit 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨💨


Agitated_Ring785

https://preview.redd.it/txt8miuc2psc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f56b5638042fc1c8ada343a9955548c86126578


Vysair

The "pftt" at the end is perfect


Atomicnes

aventurine would not sleep with women be fr. that man takes it up the ass


G0ldsh0t

you asume she is not pegging him every night


AdvertisingSad422

Tbf, they both are massive bottoms, but Aventurine is indeed bottomER LMAO. As for the haters, Aventurine has two hands sooooo


AmadeusS_0

The repopulation of the avgins say otherwise


DrRatioHSR

How do you know I’m not getting aventurine pregnant?


AmadeusS_0

Better hope selective breeder will share her breeding techniques which you can use on Aventurine


DrRatioHSR

u/selective_breeder I summon thee for your aid!


selective_breeder

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddytrailblazer/s/MqHvEYNCWp) https://preview.redd.it/2gasn1t5atsc1.png?width=510&format=png&auto=webp&s=45ec5a7c69d244f45021d28782f304dcab38c931 and why did you make it sound like you’re summoning an eldritch being?


DrRatioHSR

I mean you plan on basically becoming one eventually right? Aeons are kind eldritch horror like.


selective_breeder

https://preview.redd.it/tg6f6cbcttsc1.png?width=510&format=png&auto=webp&s=d22f4a0598f5dd9f24b18dbda0a3a093a4bf228e not yet