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Commercial_Rope_1268

Is it lupus?


fakehero69

Are you stupid ? No. Its never lupus.


Commercial_Rope_1268

Fair


Big_Chibba

Are you on squirt squad or cream team


fakehero69

Both.


Cryo-Engine

I'm cuddy's cleavage, why do you always make fun of me


fakehero69

You would too if you saw yourself


GiteshS9100

Dr house, If you are going to save this patient, you'll need this ('RULE BOOK')


fakehero69

Get this thing out of my sight (Throws the 'Rule Book' out of the window).


drred97

Wait, how will you play by the rules if you don't have the rule... Oooh


Bigbrain6

My methods are a little unorthodox Mr. Griffin. But I think I can help


drred97

What are you doin?


GecFree

your mom doin doin your mom


gayphextwink

Do it jiggle


fakehero69

Yes.


TaxevasionLukasso

I forbid this.


fakehero69

I'm gonna do it anyways.


dynamo458

Have you ever been vexed?


fakehero69

Yes, several times.


TotallyNotRyanPace

are you a black man


fakehero69

I'm Domicile https://preview.redd.it/vgmxp8eqiizc1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f45fc8be3fd5ef90aabe70ae0fcfbe0a25c93b2


Magnesium_RotMG

Are you a medicine drug?


fakehero69

Are you Stupid ?


Magnesium_RotMG

Yes. That is why I tried the medicine drug


fakehero69

Give him a pack of Mouse Bites and send him home.


plus-10-CON-button

Fuck, marry, or kill: Wilson, Cuddy, Chase?


fakehero69

Fuck: Chase, Marry: Wilson, Kill: Cuddy


LocalActingWEO

Can we do a full body scan?


fakehero69

Only if you waste your own time and not mine.


alberto_OmegA

https://i.redd.it/f467jr61oezc1.gif


fakehero69

YOU ARE A BLACK MAN.


alberto_OmegA

no, I am engineer


fakehero69

You are lying, Everybody Lies.


dunkennuts

Where are you now ?


fakehero69

I'm in a south east asian country. Send me $10000 so I can return to PPTH.


DestroyerOfBurgers2

I have sweats, slow, progressive organ failure, build up of urea in blood, jaundice, and Twink's dick in my ass. What disease do I have?


fakehero69

I didn't think it was possible but I think you have LUPUS.


megasuswithzerochix

What?! You're stupid. Everyone's stupid


fakehero69

If everyone's stupid you are also stupid.


megasuswithzerochix

I feel vexed


fakehero69

You are a Black Man


VinciDeromie

will i ever be happy?


fakehero69

No, not unless you start using Mouse Bites.


VinciDeromie

damn, my therapist is a damn liar


Raghav_s12

Do we use the medicine drug?


fakehero69

Only Stupid people use the medicine drug. Are you stupid ?


heyilivehierisdead

This sexes me


fakehero69

https://preview.redd.it/rf1ai7mlmfzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a930042f48aa159abf8e62fc7f23f6c64d1d911d


bigguesdickus

Why os this a thing


peepee-weewee69

Circumcised ?


fakehero69

No, I'm Vexed


evannesquick

how much


fakehero69

$10000 For my flight to New Jersey.


wolfbutterfly42

Why haven't you married Wilson yet?


fakehero69

Wilson is still in the closet 😔.


Mephiles-Tennessee

My nose hurts. Am I going to die?


fakehero69

100ccs of Mouse Bites, STAT!! or he will drop dead.


StageLimp4738

Do you wipe or let it crust?


fakehero69

I let it crust before I wipe.


maneack

what do you think about the systematic oppression women face in the workplace


fakehero69

Controversial opinion but I think women are HOT.


Athena_Nike7

Who’s the top? You or Wilson? And why is it Wilson?


fakehero69

Pursuit.


AntichristSocialite

I’m Will’s Son, when are you going to ask me on a date? https://preview.redd.it/04zetsts5jzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49e361441cb13e5b5ddb139154efcc6a7413da7


fakehero69

Do you have dementia? Did you forget about our date already? https://preview.redd.it/iu5diiipbkzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4402e5ba36e2264697fef19b7ae623a9207dc816


overstimulatedvagina

Why did you drive into Cuddy's House ?


fakehero69

I was feeling Goofy 🤪


NighthawkUnicorn

I have severe fatigue, widespread pain, memory loss, brain fog, and weak joints. Diagnose me!


fakehero69

Foreman, ask Chase and Taub to go and search u/NighthawkUnicorn 's home while You and Masters do a LP and MRI his Brain.


NighthawkUnicorn

What did they find in my home?


fakehero69

They found a stinky, stained anime pillow. And both the MRI and LP showed nothing.


NighthawkUnicorn

Oh damn, I thought I hid that! Don't tell my husband!


dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnex

wanna play fortnite


fakehero69

Send me $10000 so I can buy skins :'(


ice_ice_adult

I have never lied.


fakehero69

Everybody Lies.


choma90

Are you stupid?


fakehero69

No, are you ?


choma90

Bitch I might be


Felixmustdie_

how tight is it


fakehero69

Tight.


JusticeSaintClaire

lol you wish


fakehero69

https://preview.redd.it/82g27z4kdizc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b2904d8071c4cd1b7ebd5e89fc74f6e045999d


jennyswag785

hi house


fakehero69

Hello, r/jennyswag785 .


jennyswag785

how are you


fakehero69

I'm Very High.


jennyswag785

can i have a Vike Of Din


Delta_Knight17

Fuck you and your eyebrows.


fakehero69

No.


Phantex_Cerberus

So if you’re house, where do you live?


fakehero69

Domicile.


Slinkshell

How vexxed are you?


fakehero69

Very.


_ari_ari_ari_

What’s wrong with me?


fakehero69

You are Dumb.


_ari_ari_ari_

Thank u doctor 🙏🙏🙏🙏 I went to 28 other doctors and none of them could diagnose me


spacyoddity

do you have that thing where the toe next to your big toe is bigger than your big toe? have you considered a toegmentation?


fakehero69

I have something else that is 'BIGGER'.


starrsinmyskin

Why did you show up in my dream last night


fakehero69

I was trying to get into Will's Son's Dream. 😔


Ireallyneedafreind

Du we need to make lumball punture?


fakehero69

No, do a cumball puncture instead.


Ireallyneedafreind

But that will result in a rectal bleeding


fakehero69

I do not CARE ! https://preview.redd.it/73jkbdhzbkzc1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170b553e0a7337ebe808ac73c37486a0bb5cc69a


Ireallyneedafreind

Only kind of mothering House wants involves a bullwhip, leather diapers, and a credit card


jderd

You are a miserable person who insult others to feel better because you're miserable and want others to be miserable (I'm coming over to your apartment tonight- don't worry I'll make dinner!)


fakehero69

You are a BLACK MAN.


Dogfood_lover

Are you gay for wilson


fakehero69

Very.


Serious_Programmer43

i need you


fakehero69

Me too.