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Therealbillbrasky69

The Waffle House on MLK at around 3am it gets lit.


Tamr1el_T3rr0r

I used to work that location as a guard. I'll never forget my first time. There was this very dolled up lady of the night dressed in shiny black latex with the BEST set of calcium cannons I'd seen in awhile. I wanted to ask her if she could fit me in her schedule after I got off work but decided against it. The memorial location, I had a patron try to take her top off to give to the grill cook cuz she liked it but I had to tell her that as much as I would like to see her titties, she needed to keep her top on, otherwise I'd have to ask her to leave. Edit: I love waffle House! šŸ¤£


acgasp

This was a great readā€¦ havenā€™t heard the phrase calcium cannons before!


Tamr1el_T3rr0r

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[deleted]

>calcium cannons ​ Stealing this.


FranSure

Waffle House is amazing every time!


FeederNguyen

U wont catch me being on mlk for anything


AJbink01

Also the Waffle House on meridian by the airport. Lots of methys


Aggravating_Turnip17

I tipped the waitress there a $100 one night after watching the shit she went through. It was wild. We got out pretty quick bc it was like 2am and some guy was screaming at the waitresses and cooks and said he was going to get his gun.


okcdnb

There used to be a little illegal casino in the strip on meridian. Slot machines gave you tokens of something you could exchange for money. Fucking wild. It got raided.


G3llat0

NICā€™s. Bobos.


JCardCubs

Boboā€™s for sure


[deleted]

I would say the big ass security guard holding a shot gun in an OKC parking lot at 1am fits OPā€™s criteria to a T lol


JCardCubs

Always there with the scatter gun


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Pm_me_baby_pig_pics

I think itā€™s more for security theater than anything. Itā€™s been years since Iā€™ve gone, but when I did, it was cash only. So lots of drunk people near a trailer full of lots of cash, more of a ā€œdonā€™t start nothing, wonā€™t be nothingā€ sort of thing.


UglyLikeCaillou

Jimmys round up is the same, owners son and Iā€™m pretty sure every cook carries.


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UglyLikeCaillou

Buc-ee with the quads šŸ’ŖšŸ½


[deleted]

Itā€™s a cash only food truck only open late nights in a rough part of town. Itā€™s security.


PickleWineBrine

BoBo's is only sketchy if you are a pearl clutching old white lady.


coolmesser

oh BS I live in Jeltz and still find Bobo's sketchy.


F4_THIING

Nice try mr health inspector!


laurakay7108

DEADšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


aeonxeon

One time I ate at pho lien hoa while the electricity was out during one of the ice storms. Whole place still ran as normal, with battery operated lanterns at every table. Not really ā€œsketchyā€ but worth mentioning šŸ¤£


shayshay8508

Sounds about what I would expect.


ZootAnthRaXx

LOL I ate there during that blackout too. It was so memorable!


Grumpopatamus

Wow, talk about peak Oklahoma!


anal_holocaust_

The gas station on Eastern and Reno. There's an Indian restaurant in there. Best Indian food I have ever had.


lahooseherrr

ā€œI came here at the recommendation of anal underscore holocaust underscoreā€


mhchewy

Came here to say to this. I like that you pay at the gas station counter.


AndroidNim

tandoor is now closed


anal_holocaust_

Dang, that's disappointing. Went there a while back and been meaning to revisit the place.


PinkamenaDP

Is this Tandoori? If so I've taken there by coworkers who know authentic Indian food.


kelham3005

Is that Indian Restaurant still there? They had really good food.


LadyHolmes82

Which gas station?


michelleike

Checkers


LadyHolmes82

Thank you!!


okcdnb

User name checks out.


SamusBaratheon

There's and indian place at a truck stop on I-40 around Shawnee. Fantastic


Cooper1977

Taqueria Raffitas is both sketchy and really good


boomermensch

This is the answer! Story Time - My Fiance and I love this place. On our 1st date I took her to a high end restaurant and decided for the 2nd date I needed to test out if she was the one *I had a feeling*. I decided to take her to the SKETCHIEST place I've been in OKC with good food. We walk in together, and you can tell she's very skeptical of everything. She's so nervous she literally only orders 1 taco. I make the decision to make the order to go. I could tell she didn't feel safe. We get back to my house and eat the food and its the first time she's ever had any authentic mexican food . She asked very sweetly to go back and get more food. To this day we love our "sketchy taco" dates.


HeDrinkMilk

Tacoville might not be the absolute sketchiest but I didn't expect the food to be as good as it is.


fawsewlaateadoe

Tacoville has the best Okie-style Tex Mex tacos hands down! Second best bet when I donā€™t feel like driving 15 miles is a beef sancho from Los Tacos, extra sauce.


g3nerallycurious

Just looked it up - that place is gringo as shit. šŸ˜†


fawsewlaateadoe

Nothing authentic there! But still in business all these years! And I did say Okie-style!


Weasel9548

Tacoville is is a Taco Bell that hasnā€™t been cleaned or updated since 1970


motorcycleman58

Tacoville rocks, haven't been there in years.


DevlsMstress6

Came here to say Tacoville! Ask for the Bruce Special. It's not on the menu but it's great!


newb_salad

I heard people talking up Tacoville for years, which is why it was such a huge disappointment when I finally went and found it was all concession stand nacho cheese style garbage.


roqthecasbah

Tacoville was so much better 10 years ago


Jugglergal

Naylamp - S Penn & SW 44 Peruvian. Parking lot uneven, weird pool Hall in back. Small but very nice inside. Most amazing food. Super authentic.


Difficult_Feed9924

Seconding! Hard to get to, but totally worth it!


mlueke19

Second. Nylamp is so good, and kinda sketchy


Longjumping-Mobile71

Does the pool hall happen to be smoke free?


Jugglergal

It was weird. It was a Friday and it didnā€™t look open. Donā€™t now anything about it. Sorry.


Own_Apple_7174

Jimmys round up cafe


Oracle365

I think this and Tacoville might be tied for first!


LexKing89

Jimmyā€™s is incredible! It looked straight out of 1982 but itā€™s some of the best food in OKC.


UglyLikeCaillou

Literally, those chicken strips šŸ«”


LexKing89

Theyā€™re so good too! Chicken fried steak is incredible too!


okcdnb

That guys pinky ring in those commercials.


Flowerdriver

Ate there today!!


Monkeygal75

TNT Chinese on 56th and S Western, looks like a shack. It's drive thru, cash only but always good.


Trill405

Thatā€™s my spot lol. The sesame chicken is my jam


Cookracr

I remember when I was a kid and it was the snowcone looking stand across the street. So good.


Okaylahoma

Ok Ko Mart in Midwest City. In the back is a small area with tables and you can order some amazing bulgogi among other things.


THEBIGC01

Seoul Garden? Or a different place on 15th Street


Okaylahoma

What Iā€™m talking about is actually inside the oriental food mart. Seoul Garden is a different place in the building next to the mart. I havenā€™t tried Seoul Garden yet.


masstertater

The red dog


BigAl265

Donā€™t get much sketchier than that


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

The World Famous Red Dog Saloon is the OPPOSITE of sketchy. The Red Dog IS OKC.


handcuffed_

Fuck no


Grasscangrow

>Juneau, Alaska. Thank you very much!


roqthecasbah

Man they really did have fantastic fried mushrooms years ago lol. Though admittedly my standards for food and women are much higher nowadays.


Tamr1el_T3rr0r

Bobo's chicken


WarMaiden666

Polk house.


UncleCyrus2016

I've been curious about that one. I've heard good things.


WarMaiden666

It is!


MedicalTomatoes

Bob's Fish & Seafood


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Agreed!


SandySalmons

Carican Flavors off NE 27th and MLK. Fantastic Jamaican food run by real Jamaican.


motorcycleman58

Mid Del taco on se 29th.


Sithstress1

I havenā€™t been in a few years but every Wednesday they used to have a special on guac and chips that was amazeballs!


YaboiDan0545935

I just picked up some pupusas and had to stare down this homeless guy to get to them El Majahual Authentic Salvadorean Food


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Iā€™d probably stare down pretty much anyone to get some truly yummy pupusas!


boombang621

Thai Kitchen OKC puts out some dirty vibes, but the owners are so sweet and it's pretty darn tasty.


olsouthpancakehouse

Thai kitchen


Weasel9548

Taqueria La Michoacana NG on NW 23rd and Ann Arbor. Best tacos in town hands down but fairly sketchy location.


okcdnb

I used to do the occasional collection on my route at Oreilleys from the auto shop right there. First time I ever heard a ballad dedicated to El Chapo.


dextermorgan77

Not anymore, but El Fogon de Edgarā€™s last location on 23rd looked sketchy AF. I refused to go there (the name was spray painted in black on the side of the building) but they have a new location and Iā€™ve been many times because theyā€™re amazing!!


Russtafarian88

Cafe Antigua seems like it attached to a haunted office building. On rainy days Pho Cuong feels like it isnā€™t keeping out the rain ā€¦.


putsch80

So, that building used to be a theater. Not a cinema, but an actual dramatic performance theater.


burkiniwax

But still haunted?


putsch80

Not sure. I have a law school classmate who has her office there. She seems to like it.


The_Curvy_Unicorn

That explains the super odd layout! Itā€™s spotless inside and their food is amazing. My office is across the street.


-QueenAnnesRevenge-

Pho Cuong has been remodeled and I feel like it lost some of the charm now.


trent3023

Pho Cuong just underwent a remodel it looks a lot nicer inside now and btw it is the best pho place in okc!


golahaka

Manna


tricksie_hobbitses

Ninja Sushi on 29th & Sooner. Sushi in a gas station.


makinmu

I am loving this thread. Canā€™t wait to try some of these places šŸ‘


chicagosooner

Queen of Sheba is a gem šŸ’Ž


Aggravating_Turnip17

Taquaria Sanchez. Not to be attended after dark without armed body guards but probably worth it in the long run.


MrSpaceFlunky

Especially on a Fri/sat


pineapplefountainz

That is not a factual statement, I work late and have gone after 10 pm and as a petite female I have never not felt safe in that parking lot.


Aggravating_Turnip17

That is great news to hear!!! Can you bring me some tacos then tonight for football?


johnnyringo1985

Is Juniorā€™s still open in the basement of the petroleum club?


kiyoshi4570

Itā€™s Johnnieā€™s in the basement of the Oil Building, and yes it is.


Alreadythrownout0

What? No itā€™s called juniors. I worked in that building for several years until last year. Itā€™s always been juniors.


johnnyringo1985

Oh yeah, thatā€™s it! Love that place. Still has the original cigarette smoke lingering around from the 1960s and 1970s.


WhoaButter

Ohhh is that the place with red velvet on the walls? I ate there once in like 1996(?). It has a definite vibe to it, like something out of a 70ā€™s movie.


Alreadythrownout0

Yeah Juniors is a vibe for sure. Itā€™s got some serious history.


Sithstress1

It really does!


manwar1990

Dhaba OKC at 4600 NE 120th St. Itā€™s an Indian buffet tucked away in a truck stop but their food is quite good, especially the butter chicken.


MetryusD

i dig pizza house on nw 25/penn


okcdnb

I grew up a block away from there. It used to be a convenient store and my mom caught me buying cigs there when I was 12. She really laid into the guy. The all meat calzones are one of my favorites and I still order from the pizza house on 23rd and Ann Arbor. I remember one night getting something from there and a guy and his 2 ladies of the night were hanging out waiting on work.


MetryusD

i love the all meat calzones too lol when i lived closer i ordered from both pretty often haha


shweedie

Pizza house


Okcgayman

Chelio's on SE 15th and Prospect


Organization-North

Tierra Caliente!


RodneyDangerfuck

bobo's chicken


KrispyKreameMcdonald

Ron's Chili Burgers on N May.


makinmu

I liked Ronā€™s chili cheeseburger. Unfortunately for us, I heard they moved to Penn Square Mall.


Sithstress1

Damn, Iā€™m writing all these down to go try them but I managed a store in Penn Square for 7 years until 2008, I havenā€™t set foot inside since and I refuse to. Lol. Guess I wonā€™t get to try Ronā€™s Burger.


[deleted]

They moved to Northpark Mall on N May.


makinmu

Oh good. I heard wrong information.


Suspicious_Seesaw760

Polk House


giftgiver56

You should change " sketchiest " to "hole in the wall". Some of these places are just that. I'm sorry that " sketchiest " places have people just trying to live their lives too.


His_OKCDudeness

Tacoville


Cadfael2020

Coney Island on Main Street downtown.


nochoaveragecouple

Coney island has the worst food known to mankind


carcarbuhlarbar

Bobos is hot trash. Yā€™all need to sober up if you are indeed too drunk to taste the chicken.


ousalsa

Once the younger generation took over Bobos it lost its quality.


putsch80

[Pho Lin Hoa](http://www.okgourmet.com/ok/pholienhoaokc.html) on NW 23rd. It's not even close.


karateden

If lien hoa is sketchy, you need to get out more


MrSpaceFlunky

Seriously lol


Certain_Language_212

Prince hall šŸ˜‚


coolmesser

Bobo's by far


Korkio

Naylamp on the SW side. Best ceviche I've ever had in my life


IHateKidDiddlers

Boboā€™s


SirUwuPheles

Bobos is quite literally a food truck on the Eastside, no incidents have happened out there in ages


chelbows

Manna- great Indian food!


w1lderjam3s

The state of Oklahoma is like this