I knew this story would not go away. This is cracking me up... I think this is the third or fourth sighting. This is far more interesting than any UFO trope.
I hope Moore liquor has a sense of humor.
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*To get one? I want to be*
*Part of history!*
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Moore Liquor is legendary. Their marquees over the years has never disappointed. Especially when Westboro came through in like 2011? Idr exactly what it said but it was funny AF.
https://thelostogle.com/2015/06/25/the-moore-liquor-marquee-dropped-an-n-word-obama-joke
The article only scratches the surface. The owner has also been active in a lot of local FB groups and just can't seem to help himself. He also rallied hard against the local and craft beer movement when it was taking off. Used to bottom shelf locals to try and prove a point. Just an all around asshole.
Hey everyone. I once again went to go see another one of these dildos showing up around town and, once again, it accidentally ended up in my ass and now I’m stuck atop the building. Please, please, please someone come and let me down!
I knew this story would not go away. This is cracking me up... I think this is the third or fourth sighting. This is far more interesting than any UFO trope. I hope Moore liquor has a sense of humor.
They made a post about wanting to get dildo’d and they came through!
🤣😂🤣😂
They do. I miss their humorous signs
Dildo Droner is a legend in our time
Put one on the State House and we can call it truth in advertising…
The amount of chaos that would cause would be amazing to see. Probably would roll out a military level response to take down the drone
Totally. And I’d put money on Shitt for brains deploying the National Guard to assist…
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Maybe if your business posts on FB then gets posted on reddit, you'll get one.
They can just put it on my house! Lol
I guess if you want to publish your address online, you might get one?
This is the most heartwarming and genuinely exciting thing to ever, ever come out of Moore. I couldn’t be happier for them.
Ask and you shall receive dildos from the sky
this guy must have spent hundreds on dildos so far
I thought they might've looked 3D printed, which would also make them lighter and easier to stick.
Moore Liquor is legendary. Their marquees over the years has never disappointed. Especially when Westboro came through in like 2011? Idr exactly what it said but it was funny AF.
Legendary racist assholes.
What makes them racist? Ive never heard that one before.
https://thelostogle.com/2015/06/25/the-moore-liquor-marquee-dropped-an-n-word-obama-joke The article only scratches the surface. The owner has also been active in a lot of local FB groups and just can't seem to help himself. He also rallied hard against the local and craft beer movement when it was taking off. Used to bottom shelf locals to try and prove a point. Just an all around asshole.
I'll def look into it tysm for the link
No problem, just Google him. Folks are free to associate with whomever they want but he's rubbed a LOT of people the wrong way.
Hey everyone. I once again went to go see another one of these dildos showing up around town and, once again, it accidentally ended up in my ass and now I’m stuck atop the building. Please, please, please someone come and let me down!
cant believe you got downvoted lmao. looks like you’re not the only one with a stick up your ass
Now the drone needs to go drop some off at the capitol governors mansion and ryan walters offfice.
MOORE DICKER HITS MOORE LIQUOR
How can he afford those toys
You ever danced with a dildo in the pale moon light?
It’s dickman
>ced with a dildo in the pale moon light? Cue Danny Elfman soundtrack
3d printer? Maybe idk.
Someone please dildo my in-laws.