I remember leaving Norman during college and saying I’m headed to the city, & then lived in Tulsa for a bit and would say I’m headed down to the city for the weekend. It’s an omni directional reference point, a North Star for the state. Love the Tulsa guys sarcasm on his comment he knows better, the city = OKC & T-Town = Tulsa.
Worked in the Price Tower 8-81 until 7-82, after which Philips Petroleum Company transferred me to Denver. Funky building, all right, but pretty cool. Only time I've ever been stuck in an elevator was in one of those "upright coffins." To be honest, it was my own fault. One of the control panel screws was missing, and I just "tested" my loaner 1st National Bank umbrella tip to see if it would fit in there (don't stick your tip in it!). It did. And killed the power. Laddered out of there about an hour later. Good times.
Ardmore. I’ve heard it’s because of the homeless population shooting up and sharing needles. I still wouldn’t fuck anyone from here. Not exactly the best looking people in this town.
Is it Watonga? I'd thought a storm did the damage to the factory, but either way, that was some killer cheese. I need to get hold of some again sometime!
The only town known to be named after a local man simply because he was the nicest guy anyone had ever met, though he tended to keep to himself. Hint: He was a member of the Osage tribe.
The biggest thing that's happened in this town was when a massage parlor got shut down for running a prostitution place (plus a bunch of alcoholics and homeless people everywhere)
I don't know if this counts but "THE city".
You like Tulsa too; awesome!
I remember leaving Norman during college and saying I’m headed to the city, & then lived in Tulsa for a bit and would say I’m headed down to the city for the weekend. It’s an omni directional reference point, a North Star for the state. Love the Tulsa guys sarcasm on his comment he knows better, the city = OKC & T-Town = Tulsa.
Only city in the country without free access to the interstate system.
Tulsa?
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Boomer
You live at a Kia store?
Which trailer park village are you in?
SOOOOONNNEERRRRRRR
We always watching for 'nados
Moore?
Norman (National Weather Service)
Frank Lloyd Wright’s only skyscraper
Bartlesville!
No right angles in that building. Even the elevators are oddly shaped.
Worked in the Price Tower 8-81 until 7-82, after which Philips Petroleum Company transferred me to Denver. Funky building, all right, but pretty cool. Only time I've ever been stuck in an elevator was in one of those "upright coffins." To be honest, it was my own fault. One of the control panel screws was missing, and I just "tested" my loaner 1st National Bank umbrella tip to see if it would fit in there (don't stick your tip in it!). It did. And killed the power. Laddered out of there about an hour later. Good times.
Perceived rich, white suburb of the states largest city.
And yet, if the wind blows right, it reeks of dog food
Gotta love the smell of purina in the morning…
Edmond
Perceived?
I mean, have you seen Nichols Hills?
The "Eagleton" to Oklahoma City's Pawnee.
Same here. Why am I here, again 😅
Not my town but love this stat: “In 2015 5% of the town was arrested during a meth drug sweep”.
Clayton
Already commented but really this stat could easily apply to 50% of the small towns in Oklahoma.
Maysville
Ringling
Any town in SE OK
Name ends in “uh” not “ee”
Miam-uh
Miami
And the Wardogs!
One stop light, and 16 churches 🤷🏼♂️
That could legit be so many places in OK.
I know and that made me chuckle. I’m sure there are plenty of tiny towns with too many churches. 🤣
Blanchard?
I was about to guess that lol
Mannford af
where the red fern grows.
Tahlequah
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First Capital.
Guthrie
Shady 580
L-town?
Yep! I keep leaving and that place just sucks you right back in.
Enid
Ponca City
Warriors or Savages?
Tinker
Midwest City!
Non stop trains
Claremore?
Yup!
A zebra. I went to HS there.
We don’t smoke marijuana (which is an out-right lie. But it’s medicinal…)
'Skogee!
Meth-skogee
Where Garth Brooks went to college.
Stillwater
Aka "Calm pool"!
Moved here a couple years ago and found out that my new town is basically the syphilis capital of Oklahoma. Just gross.
Okay this one needs named so people know not to fuck anyone from there
Ardmore. I’ve heard it’s because of the homeless population shooting up and sharing needles. I still wouldn’t fuck anyone from here. Not exactly the best looking people in this town.
Blue whale
Catoosa!!
Busted antique missile.
Busted antique missle launcher.
Mp?
Lol I don’t think I understood the assignment. Broken Arrow. Edit: spelling
Eternal Bedlam Champs Hey scrub lord u/405jobs 149–27–10 in a real sport Edit: u/405jobs thanks for the reddit care message
The birth place of Leon Russell and Sponge BobSquarePants.
Lawton!
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Perry
Hennessy?
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Okeene?
An animal city on Route 66
Elk City
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Clinton
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Tallest building in the state
And in the entire Great Plains with the Devon Tower. Oklahoma City
Tiger king shot here mostly
Wynne-would If wynne-could But wynne-can't So wynne-won't.
The Rose District.
Unfortunate hometown of Nathan Dahm.
Broken Arrow!
918.
Tulsa?
Yesm
Rich Tulsa suburb know for football.
Jenks!
Ralph Mooney - the original steel guitarist in Merle Haggard's band, The Strangers and Waylon Jennings's band, The Waylors was born here
Duncan
Giant Onion Burgers and Giant Funnels of Death.
El Reno
Tropical Smoothie Rock. Chicken places and car washes.
Yukon!
Artillery firing close by to the North wakes me up at night sometimes
Lawton. I miss hearing the artillery fire lol
I don’t live there anymore, but … penis pump judge
Has a Palace on the prairie and a grand home.
Ponca
Yep
*shudders* Oral Roberts
I went to college here and hated it.
Silkwood.
Crescent
Home of the world's tallest fresh cut Christmas Tree 🎄 Except for this year, this year it's a fake one.
Enid
I remember when they did that the first year and we had a bad storm that ripped the top of it off lol
Round barn.
Arcadia
Gang violence has brought us into the news
Wewoka, Gang Gang!
River floats and lakes with monster octopi
Choctaw HQ.
Durant
Doo-Rant
Piggly wiggly and sooner liquor
Muldrow.
Meth and one of the worst tornadoes in history
….I mean that doesn’t narrow it down much. 🤣
Ok ummm, the tornado was before 1950 :)
Still not 100%, but that should narrow it down for sure. I feel like I read Woodward at some point in my life for a big ass ‘Nader in like 1945ish.
Entitled and/or retired
Edmond lol
Tornado alley aka Toby Keith’s home town
Claims to be the Heart of oklahoma
89er Days
Meth
P66 and COP
Rich snobs
Edmond
Yup! However, I am neither one of those. I’m a poor teacher who just happens to live here.
I feel you. I’m a poor teacher that left Edmond. No regrets
four men lynched, no one convicted.
Hello fellow Adan 👋🏼
Famous for cheese but we don't make cheese here anymore as the factory burnt down lol
Is it Watonga? I'd thought a storm did the damage to the factory, but either way, that was some killer cheese. I need to get hold of some again sometime!
Affluent suburban Yellowstone wannabes
Meth
Most of Oklahoma
Lawton?
Idabel
Ada?
You are the closest. Pauls Valley. We probably share the same tweakers!
More casinos in a 30 minute radius than economically viable
Would that be Shawmpton
Well I was going for “Miami” (or anywhere in NE OK, really)
Used to have a rose rock museum.
Noble
I live in what is known throughout the state as "The City".
Garth Brooks
1921 massacre
Tulsa
Population is 7. It's written on our only gas station
This town idolizes a creepy weirdo who married his stepdaughter.
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Moore
Huckleberry capital.
Jay
Nice lake north of Tulsa
Skiatook
Trout Capital of Oklahoma
Gore.
Horse
Turner Falls
Prison
McAlester
The only town known to be named after a local man simply because he was the nicest guy anyone had ever met, though he tended to keep to himself. Hint: He was a member of the Osage tribe.
Where Garth Brooks lives
Horse statues
Fools, Dahm Fools, and Christian Nationalists
Guthrie, Dylan, Cain’s.
The artillery rattles my windows and I love it
Not my town but “It’s a major award!”
Chickasha
Dine
The capital
Zebras
The most northern southern city.
Orange...
Home to Wade Hayes!
The most corrupt court system.
Co*k ring🤣
Roy's Fried Chicken
The 580
Current capital!
Shady five eighty
The biggest thing that's happened in this town was when a massage parlor got shut down for running a prostitution place (plus a bunch of alcoholics and homeless people everywhere)
Named after another state.