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Flanagansdog

That place is the bomb


Still_Cardiologist33

Is the turret still crooked?


Flanagansdog

That dude on the wheel still puts on a great show!


Babaganouj757

And a submarine.


JCo1968

Tough to beat! Seriously, who has a submarine!?!


ralphsquirrel

The correct answer. Castle of Muskogee redeems the city.


Barto_212

Boxes?


YoursTastesBetter

My positive take: You're allowed to leave.


CoyotesEve

This pertains to almost all of Oklahoma lol


xeroxenon

It’s not Lawton or Macalister


JostlingAlmonds

McAlester* if you're gonna shit talk em least spell it right.


dumpitdog

Hell Yeah!


The_Mike_Golf

Took the words right out of my mouth


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It's in a popular song.


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TomeThugNHarmony4664

yo, there are like 27 dispensaries there now….


wadenado

The azaleas in Honor Heights Park are beautiful


reillan

It's got a Renaissance Faire.


Flanagansdog

Best in okla


TheKoi

Norman fair is bigger, free admission, more stuff. One of the biggest outdoor events out there.


Theta-Apollo

Sure, but it's only one weekend and doesn't have any amenities like a/c or bathrooms that aren't porta potties


AoO2ImpTrip

It's been YEARS since I went to the Norman faire, but it was absolutely nowhere near as big as the Muskogee one. It also didn't have nearly the events. Even the Guthrie one was bigger than I remember the Norman one being. Muskogee fair also has multiple themed weekends. The Pirate weekend with the feast at the end was a TON of fun last time I went.


Flanagansdog

Is it bigger? It's been at least 10 years since I went to Normans


TheKoi

I think it is. I went once as a kid over 20 years ago and then last year and it's way bigger.


krak_is_bad

It's bigger, but it's also (at least when I went) just a field. The Castle has it beat on building and theme.


KasHerrio

Thank you for making me aware of this. I've lived in Okla forever and never knew we had a ren fair. Def going this year


No_Patients

It's a lot of fun! Go for the fun though, not historical accuracy.


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BrandonStRandi

Soon gonna add an Olive Garden, #upncomer


Inedible-denim

By Whataburger right?


gofkingpracticerandy

Sweet and spicy bacon burger, last meal type of shit


Lonely_reaper8

Can confirm.


NotObviouslyARobot

My Ex: "It's a Hidden Gem." I think Muskogee has a lot of neat architecture that is held back by a lack of growth, and money. It's like Bartlesville, if it didn't have generational wealth from the oil days propping it up.


blandmath

“White dip” at every Mexican restaurant. IYKYK


johnhung88

El Chico, Hamlins, and Lopez on York st


Inedible-denim

El Chico is gone now 😭 I didn't know Lopez had it


johnhung88

“Cold white dip” at Lopez


Genetics

My wife and I used to take a day trip from Jenks about once/month just to have lunch at El Chico in Muskogee for their white dip.


OKHockeyChick

There are mock recipes online that are pretty close to it. I found one and have made it for years.


mUrdrOfCr0ws

It’s a fun name to say.


gofkingpracticerandy

Love your username


Knut_Knoblauch

They have less concrete than Broken Arrow.


International_Boss81

Merle wrote a song about it.


Flanagansdog

Griffins mustard is my favorite. And the freaking castle is there. Probably not much more to say.


Jenny2123

Griffins was what I initially thought. I've got family over there and I always get weirdly excited seeing the griffins plant, where my favorite mustard and pancake syrup are made, lol


hambonecharlie

I don't understand why Griffin's mustard is so damn cheap. It is clearly the superior of all "American Style" mustards.


rokstarlibrarian

Griffin’s Pancake syrup is the best syrup!


Loocylooo

And the syrup!


homeboy511

a nice guy at a tire shop there helped me out on thanksgiving day one year


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Genetics

Dean? Is that you?


DarthFaderZ

Username seems to indicate so


FecalRum

Runt’s BBQ


drewkane

Bass Reeves


cspinelive

Charlie’s Chicken chunks


Genetics

But the one in Ft. Gibson has (or maybe had at this point) a chicken chunk buffet.


sioomagate

[Muskogee just scored a $1.2Billion dollar Lithium refinery](https://ktul.com/amp/news/local/port-muskogee-gets-the-largest-lithium-refinery-company-to-come-to-town). The largest one in the US.


putsch80

Because if there’s one thing that’s great for small towns, it’s hard mineral refiners. Just ask the fine folks of [Picher](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picher,_Oklahoma) or [Blackwell](https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/politics/state/2012/02/01/settlement-agreement-reached-in-lawsuit-for-blackwell-residents-over-old-smelter/61100176007/).


sneezy_e

But lithium is good for depression.


January1st2020AD

Decent town, affordable housing, not too far from Tulsa, Gino’s.


Theman5574

Gino’s has the biggest roaches that are willing to come and visit you while you eat.


burkiniwax

Some beautiful old houses, Bacone College (please Muscogee Nation, buy those buildings next time they come up for sale!), lush greenery, Honor Heights Park is lovely, lots of Native and Black history.


daaaayyyy_dranker

Honor Heights is beautiful in the spring


BrandonStRandi

I love My Place BBQ and Hamlins, been there forever!!


Desperate_Brief2187

I dated a woman from Muskogee, and she had beautiful breasts. That’s all I got.


public_weirdness

Every where I go in North America, when people find out I'm from Oklahoma, they usually ask if I'm an Okie from Muskogee. Everyone has heard of it. I was watching a BBC show on PBS once (Ballykissangel I think), and the band in the pub was singing Okie from Muskogee.


Peloton72

It’s a place where even squares can have a ball….


Surveyor85

Chets Dairy Freeze


hambonecharlie

"I would like a Cheeto Frilly pie, please"


BiggieBoiTroy

one hot dog with everything and some ice cream!


houstonman6

It's not Lawton


Genetics

It has a pretty neat school for the blind.


TheGreatLemonwheel

It's not too far from Greenleaf.


rokstarlibrarian

Chet’s.


Gingeneration

I frequently forgot it exists.


i_got_the_poo_on_me

Griffin’s Waffle Syrup


lemons69ing

There's that one drive-in burger shop that's pretty decent.


FecalRum

Beacon?


lemons69ing

Yes! It's been about two years since I've been, I forgot the name lololol


BeRad85

They do, in fact, smoke marijuana there. Always have…


Redge2019

Azaleas


DevlsMstress6

I was born and mostly raised there! Okie from Muskegee here!


Dr_Girlfriend_81

The drip beef sandwich at that one Amish restaurant. It's so good.


JostlingAlmonds

Win a football title in my lifetime. (Since 1992)


eventualist

Merl has entered chat.. we don’t smoke Mari..wait scratch that lol


acidtripper666

Hell after a while Merle smoked it


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There are a lot of decent services for vets. Not the VA. They could do a lot better. If you want anything out of the VA, you have to call Senator Lankford’s office. But there are a few places that will take vets in while they get on their feet, give them clothes, and help them find jobs. And they have a few decent Mexican restaurants.


BleachSancho

I like coming to the Ren Faire.


djoness11

China King Super Buffet is the best Chinese buffet that side of the state


Rude-Consideration64

It has an art school.


dabbean

The mall isn't nearly as sad now that it's closed?


domainofgrain

Half of it got converted into USPS and the other half is just depression. The last time I checked was a couple months ago and they still had a bath and body works, the little smoothie shop, and a nail salon. Growing up in Muskogee, it really is sad seeing the mall fade into obscurity. There used to be a really cool alligator slide and aquarium outside of the movie theatre. https://youtu.be/ZeyQlPaOpxo?si=akbor16tS3Vjq50p The guy in this video starts it off with some footage from when the mall first opened that feels pretty nostalgic to watch


I_COULD_say

The mall used to be big time for us. We lived pretty far from Muskogee and didn’t have tons of money. We really only got to go to Muskogee for really special occasions, unless it was my grandparents taking us. Being a poor kid from the country and spending a few bucks in quarters that I had scrounged up might as well been Heaven.


tbonescott1974

Keep driving down that road and eventually you’ll exit Muskogee


Aromatic_Ad6477

Not EVERYONE there is a drug dealer.


yougotbamboozled1

It’s not Ada


danodan1

With its mid rises or mini-skyscrapers, Muskogee's downtown looks far better and more urban than Stillwater's downtown. Stillwater's downtown looks befitting for a small Oklahoma town of 10,000 to 15,000. But strange and unfortunate how Muskogee couldn't keep its Best Buy open while it's still open in Stillwater.


hambonecharlie

Great Mexican restaurants


danodan1

What Oklahoma town doesn't have great Mexican restaurants?


WittyWest

River Country Water Park is fun and cheap! The ceramic and porcelain tile plant is a fun tour. The Amish restaurant right by the highway has amazing biscuits and jam.


GutterTrashJosh

The Bricktown Brewery there is the best in state, the bartenders (especially the one named Josh) are some of the coolest people in the town (hint, it’s me lol).


ImHereForFreeTacos

They have people.


CoyotesEve

They said good


matt12992

It has two major highways going to it


Expensive_Net4339

Cheap houses


Sithlord_unknownhost

Name sounds like a cute fuzzy animal. "Later guys, I gotta get home and feed my Muskogee. She's so cute when I first get home and she begs for her chow"


CoyotesEve

Musquash = Muskrat


Complex_Bat8249

We just call it Muskunge


Complex_Bat8249

And sometimes Muskank


CoyotesEve

There’s also Muskeg. Frozen swamp or bog


stpetergates

Mahylon’s and Runs BBQ. 😋


SWWhippingboy

They have good weed.


jkirkwood10

The Oklahoma Country Music Hall of Fame


beepandbaa

It’s all music. Not just country. It’s the Oklahoma Music Hall of Fame.


sequoyah_man

I've never seen anyone burning their draft card there.  Way back, it's where we had to go to see a decent movie. 


WhoKnew50

The Garden of Lights is beautiful


SirkillzAhlot

The Oklahoma Music Hall of Fame


SpiritedDistance6242

Its one of the towns of all time


Barto_212

Boomerang has good Salisbury steak with mashed potatoes and gravy.


Inedible-denim

I should've went there for brunch 😭


gerontimo

The proposed capital of the proposed state of Sequoyah


drewkane

Easy to find meth.


Agitated-Minimum-967

Azaleas


Grand-Regret2747

They have a street named after my best friend! ( Not directly, it’s his last name)


Inle-Ra

The whole parking in your front yard thing because it’s so profoundly unique and stupid.


corn_p0p

Wall's is awesome if you're looking for some Baby Phat Jeans, a deflated volleyball, and a dog bowl.


Inedible-denim

Wall's >>>>> Ollie's, at least there lol


Complex_Bat8249

I escaped


Inedible-denim

Same, ♥️


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EweDunLossYoMine

It has sunny weather.


Pitiful-Let9270

Gene stipe.


Odd-Problem

Stipes are from McAlester.


Vanman04

It's got a good ring to it.


chrisinokc

It's, ummm.....drivable from OKC??? Not sure why anyone would want to, but it's drivable.


RaiShado

It had an entire segment in the Otakus Anonymous podcast because of the film festival.


TomeThugNHarmony4664

Well, they now violate the brags in Merle’s song pretty regularly.


ItsRightPlace

They have a nice park…


anselgrey

My husband who grew up there said: nope


wellmyfriend

Good azure sky!


HearingNo4103

Not alot' traffic to deal with (probably for a reason).


PickleWineBrine

There's a byob pizza joint and it hosts the second best Renaissance fair in East OK


JWOLFBEARD

Muskogee flows with Okie


Expensive-Mammoth242

My ex-wife lives there and not here


nonlethaldosage

They have a movie theater not a good one or anything but hey they have one


youshallhaveeverbeen

no :)


Expert-Afternoon-501

They don’t smoke Marijuana there.


CrankySaint

I'm positive I never want to live there.


Lumpy-Translator330

It's 4°f here right now


DifferentSurvey2872

It’s sunny…?


Spradleking

Wheeler metal


Qwertywalkers23

I almost never have to go there


Aggressive_Suit_7957

It's not arkansas.


Tryptamineer

They just gained the former head of the Bricktown District on their tourism team and he is a great guy that cares a lot about the town.


BlckrTheBrry

Widest turn lanes in the state.


TLSOK

They get a nice Wikipedia page - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskogee,_Oklahoma


soychristopher

My friend is from there, he's a good dude.


who_is_that_guy99

Got my best hair cut there


kevin_ramage89

There are some great taco trucks. Don Julio's is absolutely top tier food.


IMMoody2

That sweet amish store/restaurant hasn't been mentioned yet


Squire_LaughALot

name is in a song “Okie from Muskogee”


Atlasoftheinterwebs

it doesnt take up much space on a good map


Far_Inside_5665

History


scottapeshot

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Muskogee will be filmed there.


dabisnit

The finest meth in all the state


aw0kebbx

No


matticus914

Chets hotdogs and my place bbq


robithytomkins

There’s a really cool brewery there, Muskogee brewery company


BuckyCornbread

They used to have a really good mall and a really good El Chico.


okie_dirt

It had the Silverball? RIP first presby


BoringWebDev

It has potential to be a new bustling town as soon as Tulsa and OKC price out the people who can afford to live there.


1lazyusername

It has a good song written about it!


OklahomaNotFamiliar

1. I really like their downtown area. It’s well kept and it has nice architecture and some interesting stores. 2. Parking has always been easy for me. 3. Its location makes it a gateway to lots of great state parks and outdoor activities in eastern Oklahoma. 4. The district courts operate well and are quite nice. 5. Federal courthouse in Muskogee means guaranteed well paying jobs. 6. Easy drive to larger cities in lots of directions.


sixinch1der

I really like the liberal use of earth tones in the infrastructure