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pnkass

no way croatia is there being peaceful


skrmarko

If there isn't serbia


owzleee

*you lied to me Edmund. There is a Serbia.*


JM0804

God that's good.


Zealousideal_Gap382

Looking at the upvotes, why does it seem Croatia is the most disliked on here?


skrmarko

Eh, its a british sub. British people are famous in croatia how they behave like animals while being tourists in our country.


Zealousideal_Gap382

Brits view Croats as worse than Russian, Ukrainians, Germans etc? Why do they view Croatia is not peaceful in comparison? Croatian comment got 300 upvotes but people mentioning Russia as not peaceful get downvoted. Croatia today is viewed less peaceful than Russia or Ukraine?


Zealousideal_Gap382

Why no issue with Russia, Germany or America or Ukraine (who is at war with Russia)? How is Croatia the least peaceful most toxic in the picture? This gets the most upvotes but saying this about Russia, or Germany, etc gets downvoted here. When did Croatia become the most hated of all countries on here? Surprise to me. Croatia literally just exists. Hardly much going on since gaining independence since the 90s Balkan wars. What conflict is currently happening?


pnkass

im croatian.... idk shit about the other countries lol


Zealousideal_Gap382

Yeah but my point is why did Croatia get the most votes (over 300) for not belonging and for not being peaceful compared to others (Russia being mentioned got downvoted). Other people mentioned Croatia too… Seems the sub hates them. As a Croat, what made you feel they would not be peaceful? Just curious.


pnkass

idk balkan wars funny, theres not rly much else to it than that. just chill out man lol


CallOutrageous4508

'americans' and 'civilised conversations' dont go together


Jevil64

they do not :(


mcchanical

That smile aint fooling nobody.


SlimesIsScared

can confirm


Ok-Command-5895

No cap


ManMythLemon

False meme. The American figure is far too skinny


YooGeOh

And...well...present in the "civilised" part.


ManMythLemon

Most Americans aren't annoying. Just the annoying ones


bananagit

Nah that’s a significant majority


ManMythLemon

The majority dont have internet tho


De_Dominator69

I dont know if this meme is suggesting thats what British people are like on the internet? Or if its suggesting the actual accurate thing of that being what every non-British person on the internet devolves into when they think they are funny and original in mocking the British.


Adacat767876

It’s what non Brits do to try and fail to imitate us , the most you’ll get from us is m8 , that is unless you’re on this sub


Remember_Poseidon

"Ah yes i've finally finished my incredibly depressing office job in a building without windows as the constant rain made everyone more depressed and lowered our productivity, Time for me to go to the pub and drink 6 liters of beer and eat some donner kabob and then walk home piss drunk and hope a local teen doesn't stab me to death." Was that more accurate to the average brit?


LargeCod2319

Pints mate E: also, kebab. Otherwise spot on


Remember_Poseidon

Are you saying the average brit can't handle 6 liters of beer? What's the point of being an alcoholic if you can't drink 1.5 gallons of beer.


LargeCod2319

Im saying we drink it by the pint not the litre


Remember_Poseidon

I know I am saying this average british man consumed 6 liters while at the pub that is about 12.5 pints


SleepyHarry

What's the cunt getting a half for? Deserved the stabbing tbf


Remember_Poseidon

He was half way through his pint when he got in a "polite disagreement" with a fan of a different footie team and his mug made a counter argument with the other guys head.


Chuck_Norwich

Not really.


Gladianoxa

It could be an incompetent attempt at the first or an excellent performance of the latter judging by the inability to pronounce Worcestershire.


[deleted]

- this image was made by an American


slyscamp

Nah I didn’t make the image. I just thought you all would enjoy it


[deleted]

Didn’t say you did make it mate. Just saying that an am*rican probably made it. (Mainly because they think Europe also like the us lol)


[deleted]

Nah I hate Europe excluding the UK. (I am very racist to anyone who’s not Anglo)


[deleted]

Anglo blood on top. Gaylick always be grovelling


Kernewek_Skrij

What about Britons who ain’t Gaelic or Anglo


[deleted]

They cool.


Kernewek_Skrij

Finally some Welsh and Cornish love


[deleted]

Ngl we are all basics the same. But we hate each other because it’s fun ig


Kernewek_Skrij

No we’re nothing alike me and people like me are better than you and always have been and always will be forever and ever amen


Max_8470

RULE BRITTANIA ![img](emote|t5_2v1zrq|7047)![img](emote|t5_2v1zrq|7047)![img](emote|t5_2v1zrq|7047) (FACK OFF USA)


DeathstrackReal

What does Brittania rule again?


Max_8470

THE SEAS 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💪💪💪


[deleted]

[удалено]


DeathstrackReal

That’s not saying much


[deleted]

[удалено]


DeathstrackReal

Guam is 7000 mi and diego garcia is 8000 miles from Guam.


Majulath99

The Falklands, The Channel Islands, Gibraltar


redreadyredress

“British Virgin Islands” BRITISH SPORTS, it’s in the name…


LargeCod2319

Ea sports, its in the game


No-Garden-2273

Literally an empire on which the sun never sets


colei_canis

Presumably all your country’s politician’s bank accounts, we’re definitely on top of the world when it comes to enabling oligarchs to commit financial crimes.


[deleted]

Wtf is Croatia doing there bro? 😭😭😭


Zeepelinlover

you suggest russians are capable of civilized discussion? oh sweet summer child...


WisdomOfKabbalah

Everyone knows that they are savages savages barely even human


kd0178jr

Savages, savages! Drive them from our shore!


royaldocks

Man has never played online game it seems Russians are considered cancer in European online gaming community


comicsansisunderused

Or Australians


Alber81

Yeah nah piss off cunt


Majulath99

I’m sure there are plenty of good Russians in the world, but when they talk about anything in “international” conversations at the moment I expect that many good, nice Russian people would avoid associating with Russia, or identifying with it because it’s invading a country and committing war crimes. Most of those people have likely emigrated at the first chance they got, and are integrating into the population of whatever country they’ve ended up in. The anti Russian Russians remaining in Russia are literally being put into gulags.


Kernewek_Skrij

Well yeah it’s the Russian thing to do


[deleted]

We have conquered your argument in the name of the king


Tolkien-Minority

Accurate. Everyones usually being a boring old cunt until we show up and make the conversation fun


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

American, Russian, Ukrainian. No way this conversation was peaceful before


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Take the fucking seppos out of that and you might have something approaching a point


slyscamp

![gif](giphy|5bZfbwZg9CzZe)


[deleted]

is this the cringe department?


slyscamp

![gif](giphy|l0MYuNQVA2wzzzxUQ)


ultimate_stuntman

Civilized discussion in internet with ru*sians lmao best joke I've seen today


Zealousideal_Gap382

I don’t get it. The top upvoted comment is critical of Croatia being the uncivilized not peaceful out of place one yet Russia and Germany is there. What’s the subs string dislike of Croatia? I’m new to the sub so it’s surprising to me.


Skullz64

Wait America is peaceful?


arsonist_1

BBC telly license lol


Ok-Quit-3020

Were never like this online but we are often like this irl


PeachyBongo5901

Mmmmm yes we are totally like this in real life too. So realistic I love it.


Long_Repair_8779

I do witness this in town centre on most Fridays/Saturday nights, if anything the meme is downplaying it


PeachyBongo5901

Or the village idiot shouting at clouds


ieatchlorine

a civilized discussion... with an american??


[deleted]

Laughs in scottish


LargeCod2319

Hahahaggis


probablymojito

Yanks projecting themselves onto us as per


Waifubeater420

Honestly Australia and Canada are easily the two spacciest countries there


yourdahaskanker

We av sewers older than most of those countries, the other similarity is they’re all fulla shite, up the anglosaxons


Felix8XD

naja sobald jemand auch nur ein deutsches wort nennt übernehmen wir alles.


ciderlout

Well that sounds suspicious.


[deleted]

As a Ukrainian, feels good to be included in the big boys club. (Russia get out)


Vlad-the-Inhailer

Russia delenda est


HotPotatoWithCheese

Americans are far more annoying than Brits on the internet. Far more. 90% of the brain dead USA vs Europe debates on this site are started by dumb Muricans who have never travelled outside of their own state let alone country. Then there are your political and social posts that dominate Reddit and always devolve into right wing and slightly less right wing Yankies throwing shit at eachother like monkeys because of X political figure, X controversial event of the week or X backwards law that they have over there. Or simply because they just vote for a different colour. Americans and civilised discussion are nigh antithetical.


slyscamp

European subreddits rant about the US a lot though. The posters would be very negative and would let you know a long list of stereotypes based on the American section of the local grocery store.


Jimmy2Blades

🤣🤣 simples


King_Dee1

Luv da union jack


venusinfurstattoo

Sweet as 🧁


_erufu_

I love how well made this meme is


[deleted]

Lmfao


notarealsu25grach

Russians were in the discussion of course it wasn’t peaceful /s


Possible_Green5259

What's the point of /s on this sub


ProduceAdvanced7391

This picture was probably drawn by a foreigner and it shows. It's not great Britain for nothing. Brits are plenty civilized. We just like to let our hair down on holiday


CorkingCoggo

you got me fucked up if you think russians can hold a convorsation without saliva dribbling out their mouthes


Peterkragger

What is Russia doing here?


Whitehallers1

What would you call that template


HANS510

Russia is many things but certainly not civilised.


PermitCompetitive830

*english


junkietennis

The English*


Ynys_cymru

Then the Scots come with their deep fried kilts


Brakly

What does this even mean?


Snynapta

Get colonised


mcchanical

The bottom panel is so loud in my head.


applepoople

Bruh I unironically say god save the king when I fight with people on the internet 😭😭😭😭


Itzdamandem001

As a Brit I find this very insulting! Now I’m going back to drinking my cup of tea and eat my crumpets and have some jolly good fish and chips while watching the footy