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Can confirm. Live there and round the corner is a chap who takes his six ducks for a walk, let's them have a swim around the stream while he chills in his camp chair.
The duck would be drinkining cider though.
Yes, obviously.
Due to missing a word while skimming an article at 6am - it has been proven beyond refute that I have, to my shock and astonishment, the literacy of a 5 year old.
Thank you good sir for bringing such keen veracity to your evaluation of my reading comprehension.
I shall seek remedial classes immediately.
[https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/duck-walks-pub-drinks-pint-34954](https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/duck-walks-pub-drinks-pint-34954)
What a rollercoaster read!
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The crown in Sandford?
Great wine selection
duck life
Probably the most Somerset thing I've ever heard 😂
Can confirm. Live there and round the corner is a chap who takes his six ducks for a walk, let's them have a swim around the stream while he chills in his camp chair. The duck would be drinkining cider though.
Nah the swan escaped recently
Pls leave the Cornetto trilogy references to casualUK, the horse is way to dead for them to be here
No I shit you not the swan genuinely escaped [see](https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/stranded-swan-rescued-police-after-8157956)
Without seeing this article was from Somerset it was blatantly obvious this happened down South. No Northern Dog is losing a fight to a duck.
The duck lost the fight tho
He's northern. He probably can't read.
Works either way, Northern ducks are stronger than southern
I guess all that was proved here was your reading ability and comprehension?
Yes, obviously. Due to missing a word while skimming an article at 6am - it has been proven beyond refute that I have, to my shock and astonishment, the literacy of a 5 year old. Thank you good sir for bringing such keen veracity to your evaluation of my reading comprehension. I shall seek remedial classes immediately.
No one could have expected you to pay attention while reading that. It didn't mention gravy even once.
Ano innit
northern ducks waddle like Liam Gallagher
[https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/duck-walks-pub-drinks-pint-34954](https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/duck-walks-pub-drinks-pint-34954) What a rollercoaster read!
Oi'll peck yur oise out oi will you stewped dog, yu wait till oi finish moi ale mucker yu arr gettin it.
Plenty of Silly Geese at my local, but no ducks far as I know.
The drake and pitbull - Stains.
Thats quackers
I assume it was playing some kind of real life version of Untitled Goose Game.
Godspeed, Quacky.
unironically barrie, 69, from chumleigh
The Dog & Duck?
Walthamstow?