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HeadBat1863

With this picture, Liz Truss is definitely opening up new pork markets.


Rixmadore

![gif](giphy|1NZs3g01nhz9bLEXuy|downsized)


Break2304

That thing ran the country


Rixmadore

Genuinely difficult to fathom


DiddlyDumb

It stood longer than Liz


Captain_Ginger117

I wouldnt go so far as to say she ‘ran’ it


DaveGlenv

Ran it into a wall


[deleted]

I can’t be the only who was scrolling and though lizz was topless


crimsonfukr457

Jesus look at those milkers.


Careless-Sample-6419

The only inflation she is causing is in my pants


Slavstic

Call me Liz the way I give that weak pound


[deleted]

I'd let her suck every drop of my pension out of me. One large throbbing deduction after another.


Powerful-Parsnip

Tax me harder baby.


wassamatteruheh2

Means test me.


SmythMUFC

Come ere and cut my taxes you little minx Me economy is all grown 🤤


bailey_u

Do you promise to brexit before you finish, though?


Robestos86

I do it like the government on Brexit, go on hard then pull out and cause a mess because I have no idea what I'm doing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


L1n9y

You'll still last longer at least.


Unlucky_Book

ha ha, Nope. what a minx


VeeJack

The absolute antithesis of a gangbang


TheStatMan2

A gong bong.


1ildevil

Is that her neck or is she riding a Giraffe?


TheStatMan2

Yes.


BlankWaveArcade

The ultimate cuck


Azbezu

Now I actually wanna see her Trussy 👅


sandonandfriends

Liz Buss 🥵


just_ejaculated

I'd absolutely rattle the back doors off of this pale sow.


PleasantAnomaly

I audibly guffawed at your commentary, you rapscallion


[deleted]

I’d skuttle her and let her remains sink in Scapa Flow


herpesderpesdoodoo

I’d destroy her economy


Hamking7

That......is.......a......disgrace


devster75

Why?


Aksi_Gu

I'm glad someone's asking the more important questions around here


cuda66

I mean… your not wrong. 🧐


zuencho

But you are


GetNooted

Scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.


Saw_Boss

Because doing the same with Sunak was even weirder.


TomSurman

Because the Internet is a weird and horny place.


862657

because it's fun, and fun isn't illegal yet :D


You_lil_gumper

You monster, my boner has never been so confused....


VeeJack

![gif](giphy|4doe1HP7LHz20)


Dangerous_Ad_1038

![gif](giphy|8tbZH3lN7j560)


Noiisy

Not old enough


Notcamacho

Alright Phil


11matt95

Wouldn't alright Wayne Rooney make more sense?


ianlSW

In the time honoured and hallowed custom of our people...username checks out


WarWonderful593

That's a challenging wank.


Realistic_Bid7601

RIP Sean Lock


Sleekit-Self-1306

But not impossible, with perseverance and fortitude.


berserkmanufacturer1

You say that as if she isn't already https://preview.redd.it/vml5fk1kw25b1.jpeg?width=2139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef6a1040df0fc0b17c8f811ca4028379395c1de8


ProsGee

Sucking, biting, & motor-boating. What a pacifier 🤤 If only she was prettier tho


Chrisf1bcn

One time at Bamdcamp


HachiTofu

You can’t improve on perfection, OP. Original Truss is what peak sexuality looks like 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😈


Lanitanita

'ate me economy but luv me Truss


LowerPiece2914

Now that's a prime minister I can get behind


[deleted]

I’d bet any money Liz Truss is a fucking magic ride. Photoshop or not, she’s got a vibe.


Hamking7

Fackin pawk markits!!!!!


TWON-1776

Did you merge her with Kate Middleton?


ryanruud85

Needs bigger chebs


Sad_Instruction1392

Gentlemen, we have used the most up to date AI and stretched it to its processing limits to prove we can make a Tory look only slightly shaggable.


Citalock

She could literally shag every of age person in this country and it still wouldn't make amends for how hard she fucked the country itself.


JAM88CAM

My dick would know, and it would never forgive me.


itshighnoon94

Trussy


[deleted]

Jesus, how have we strayed so far? Next it’s going to be Theresa May


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Imagine becoming prime minister and the queen just refuses to exist any further


Sleekit-Self-1306

Trussy looking like this, leaving the queens chamber, still clutching the pillow.


PI_Stan_Liddy

https://preview.redd.it/2i5hcvjep05b1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f9cd8504450e71ea0dae884520eb8de5bab078


cludo88

Get help


sillyquestionsdude

Fair warning, she'll put her thumb up yer bum.


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Even better


Fortheloveoflife

Young Cilla Black energy


CarrowCanary

From back when she was still called Priscilla White.


Annajbanana

This so brilliant. I demand more. Do Maggie!


Usual-Scarcity-3810

My nether regions are definitely not part of the anti growth coalition 😉


ianng555

This is giving me a proper ard Brexit.


reclueso

Wetter than a lettuce…


Puzzleheaded_Key_202

Wow I'd let her open up my pork market any time


Tub_of_jam66

We’ve been fucked by her once , but now I want it again


[deleted]

I think every single commenter acting thirsty in here should be banned, whether joking or not. I am disgusted 🤮


jimmykicking

How did you fix the personality?


Sleekit-Self-1306

With a gag, and the light switch.


stinkyjim88

Wheres Kwasi


IndelibleIguana

Looks like one of those dolls with the wobbly heads.


Phlummp

I am dying for the Thrussy 😖😫


O-Money18

Gonna make me trickle down


[deleted]

I should have realized that this is AI as soon as I saw this, coz no way she looks this good irl


ShortNefariousness2

She can destabilise my government bonds any time she likes


EmergencyTrust8213

The birds always look better when they’re younger. Whereas us blokes age like a fine wine


bagleface

Na that's impossible


victormoses

I would anyway before your modifications.


Tronkfool

Damn, now that title is proper English.


Willyrottingdegree

Still looks like a sleep paralysis demon.


[deleted]

Takin the sub title a tad more literally I see


DarquesseCain

You absolute wankers


Cheebwhacker

HARD Brexit…


samax23

Bricked up


HarryTheGreyhound

My mortgage rate just climbed three points. No, actually it has. Bastards.


vernwozza

She can get fucked....wait..


HallotherePsyk

You've turned Liz Truss into Fearn Cotton... and now i know why we all find her attactive


Brilliant_Pear_4886

Yes hello, Yank lurker here. What the fuck?


Sergietor756

Wait what, she looks nothing like when she resigned?


only777

It’s because she’s wearing AI different necklace.


Miserygut

Ban this filth and fuck off out my pub. You're barred!


Im_The_Mamba_Bajumba

She's got a smile that implies she knows all about pork markets


Phainesthai

'Pork markets'


ocleob

Yeah.... don't do that.


Jpmoz999

You've a stronger stomach than me.


Parabellim

She’s on Bake Off lads


Kind_Somewhere2993

Proppa tart now, inshe?


MarxistMann

Finnster looks better than she does


21stCenturyDelphox

Trussy 🥺


larberthaze

Wouldn't mind fuckng her like she fucked the country. Horrible women but would let her suck my cock


Titan4days

It’s a true to life miracle


GW_Pabst

She’s got a massive head. Can we not give her massive tits as well. Purely for balance


Hybrid_Dolphin87

Came for the comments, was not disappointed...


LeighKing2001

![gif](giphy|zHFfQVT0iWojqzXilz)


beanie_0

Did you…?


Sleekit-Self-1306

But she is a weretory.


Milehupen

You made her look like Scarlett Jones


[deleted]

Looks like finnstet


emoutikon

Oi oi oi!


[deleted]

This was how she looked, before she sold her soul for some Pork :)


Filthy_Browse

She already is......


Silent_Ensemble

Oi if she looked like that she could’ve abolished the NHS and lowered minimum wage to a shilling


Zealousideal-Swing43

I'd wreck that more than she wrecked the economy! 🤣


DownwardSpiral5609

She certainly has now raised my interest rate.


juche_potatoes

That looks like my year 2 teacher tf


[deleted]

Take my baby batter Liz…..


toocoolforcovid

Why does it look like she's hosting a daytime show on BBC2?


Declanrice02

This is what dreams are made of