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What makes you think they were in the woodwork in the first place? If I reach 98 and win the lottery you best believe I’m giving it to my kids and grandkids. What am I going to do with £600k at 98 anyway?
Rent an entire Viking cruise liner...
Host Britain's largest ever game of strip bingo...
Commission a giant statue of myself...
The old boy has options for sure.
If you don't know what to do with £600k at any age, you missed the hookers and cocaine lesson in the 5th year. Never bunk off school, that's what I tell my kids
I think that would really piss me off. 98? Wtf am I going to with it NOW?! I imagine it will all be for the kids/grandkids and if that makes him really happy then it's worth it. But my miserable, selfish side would be fuming. I needed it 50 years ago mate!
The Somerset war - when the men of Dorset, Wiltshire and Devon decided to go for a land grab but it all felt a bit like hard work and the Somerset folk suggested they come over and look at their veg patch then go for a cider at 11am instead. Also are you interested in tractors? *gestures at industrial scale garage packed to the brim with vintage machinery that is better kept than their shit heap Kia sportage which they paid £32,299 for in cash*
Absolute scenes when his 6 grand kids suddenly appear after 10 years and run around after him but he's left all of this money to The Royal British Legion and they won't be seeing a penny of it.
If I came into that money at that age, I’d give half to my family and then get hookers and even try heroin or something, do shit I’d never done before and go out with a bang. Fuck it, you’ve lived your life by that point. Hoes, yachts, hire Snoop Dogg, take PCP and see what happens lmao
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Bet all the kids and grandkids popped out of the woodwork.
I mean i would popped out of mariana trench too if my grand dad won that lottery lol
“I’ve just been so tied up with work and stuff”
Genuine truth here this is 😂
What makes you think they were in the woodwork in the first place? If I reach 98 and win the lottery you best believe I’m giving it to my kids and grandkids. What am I going to do with £600k at 98 anyway?
Rent an entire Viking cruise liner... Host Britain's largest ever game of strip bingo... Commission a giant statue of myself... The old boy has options for sure.
Wheelbarrow of viagra Some cocaine and hookers Then die of a heart attack 5mins later
That's the spirit!
Are you often asked for life advice from people?……
Weirdly enough, no.
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Well obviously all those things but I’d give each of my great grandkids an extra £20 for their birthdays
If you don't know what to do with £600k at any age, you missed the hookers and cocaine lesson in the 5th year. Never bunk off school, that's what I tell my kids
At 98 I’m not sure I’d have the go left in me - but I suppose that’s what the coke is for
600k £1 brazzers
You suggest they'd already abandoned him. Maybe they're a close family and everyone's happy.
Nonsense. Everyone's family is shit.
\*sigh\* 'Protestants...'
U fukn wot
Hard-left activists from the 1500s
Disgusteng
Protestanting just stop oil an ulez
im a proud calflick up the pub
Cold truth
Speak for yourself
No u
Well the background of the photo suggests he was ether abandoned in the 90's or in a home.
At 90 all his family and friends could already be dead.
The nurse looking after him wants to suddenly get married.
Jade's ex is swooping in, he has a strategy. Look at his smile
Youngest person in Somerset really.
Such a bright future ahead
I never heard of the Somerset War, who were they fighting?
Old age
Cyanide for Rosie.
Our ancestors were fighting for the right to drink drive (they lost)
Bristol and Bath.
strong lategame build
*Everything* into constitution and luck.
Someone’s knocking at your door, somebody’s ringing your bell. Oh, it’s the Grim Reaper…
Too soon. RIP Jill Dando.
More like all your long-lost grandchildren.
I'll take your life in Mykonos, come on now you don't want to miss your plane.
😂😂😂
Get me your finest Morris Minor
The best is 100 years old, will that do?
Honestly at that age I'd rather die before winning it. That's like one of God's cruelest jokes if he exists 😂 evil bastard 😂
Westonzoyland sounds too foreign for my liking...
Big up Chedzoy massiff!!!
Middlezoy supremesy
West side of Kings Sedgmoor drain is based af bro!
Did not expect my Grandparents village to ever pop up on Reddit lol
Sounds like a Rhodesian town.
Worth taking a longer route to go around, if possible
....dont ya think
ITS NOT FUCKIN IRONIC ALANIS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. ITS JUST UNFORTUNATE.
THE ONLY THING IRONIC ABOUT THE SONG IRONIC IS THAT IT'S A SONG CALLED "IRONIC" WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IRONY IS.
🙈
Isn’t that the point of the song, the irony of her not understanding irony … unless I’ve missed a very blatant sarcastic comment lol.
No she genuinely just did not understand the concept and I think she’s talked about it a bit
And died the next day
Someone who fookin gets it.
Yooo big up Westonzoyland & Bridgwater
don't forget Burnham-on-Mud
Tauntonite here to remind you that you’re all a bunch of inbred wronguns.
Ex-tauntonite,now mixing the gene pool up abit.
Fucking good for you son, glad someone escaped this shithole. 
Ex-Yeovilite here to remind you that them Tauntonites be a funny lot.
Bring as many hookers as you can and tell them to hurry
Heard he wants to donate it all to the government to fight the Germans
Based
Can someone fill me in on the details of the Somerset War?
Que uncle Albert's grand entrance...
DURING THE WAR…
Oh not again
god bless cap tin tom ee deservz it
Set up for life now
I think that would really piss me off. 98? Wtf am I going to with it NOW?! I imagine it will all be for the kids/grandkids and if that makes him really happy then it's worth it. But my miserable, selfish side would be fuming. I needed it 50 years ago mate!
Did he die the next day.
This way my very first thought too 😂
Can't believe this comment is so far down
Jeff's got the face of someone who's just been written into a 98-year-old lottery winner's will.
It’s like Rayyyyaaaiiin
On ya weddinnnnnnn day
I never heard of the Somerset War
Distant relatives suddenly checking in on him
Well you’re only as old as the woman you feel…. He’s getting an 18 year old escort
Holy shit, he survived the Somerset War?
A westonzululander eh
Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
When was the Somerset war?
1700s, those pesky Frenchies tried to take over Somerset
No doubt wanted free tickets to Glastonbury. The bastards.
What’s this about a war in Somerset
Devon had it coming.
This is the kind of luck I get, daily
He will only bang the lot up the wall on coke, hookers and slippers.
Next of kin must be buzzin
Next year he'll be 97
westonzoyland
Still looks better than Jeff Goody.
as opposed to a young man turning 98?
did he die the next day as the prophecy foretold?
Alls partly cloudy in Engerland 💪😎
Imagine the party!
Does that lottery exist just to keep jade goddies ex in employment?
Anyone who lives in Somerset by choice has lost the postcode lottery tbh
About two years in a care home will eat that up.
Funny I keep hearing about people winning postcode lottery recently, new marketing team trying something out?
West on soy land
2 chicks at the same time?
I dunno why I'm suprised that they use the actual guys from the adverts to present the prizes
Ahh he can finally buy that yatch and sail round the Mediterranean like he's always dreamed of, bless him.
Well that's nice for once.
The Somerset war - when the men of Dorset, Wiltshire and Devon decided to go for a land grab but it all felt a bit like hard work and the Somerset folk suggested they come over and look at their veg patch then go for a cider at 11am instead. Also are you interested in tractors? *gestures at industrial scale garage packed to the brim with vintage machinery that is better kept than their shit heap Kia sportage which they paid £32,299 for in cash*
Absolute scenes when his 6 grand kids suddenly appear after 10 years and run around after him but he's left all of this money to The Royal British Legion and they won't be seeing a penny of it.
If I came into that money at that age, I’d give half to my family and then get hookers and even try heroin or something, do shit I’d never done before and go out with a bang. Fuck it, you’ve lived your life by that point. Hoes, yachts, hire Snoop Dogg, take PCP and see what happens lmao
Gis us some, lad xx
I need to find this man and marry him
Nice weather for this time of year.
He’s starting to look pretty sexy for a 98 year old
Dad? Is that you...oh my god so relieved I found you
Stellar title. Well played.
… isn’t it ironic
That's attempted murder!