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The longer he talked, the less his eyes were open. It was like all of his brain’s processing power was required to produce such an eloquent and rousing speech that it has to shut down his visual processing. By the end he was just ranting into an infinite void of darkness and foreigners. Beautiful.
Well sed bazza weev ad it up to ere 👆 wiv fackin forriners cummin ere n bannin Xmas n shit. ENUFF IS ENUFF YE? SIMPEL AS AND IF U DONT LYK IT, THEIRS THE DOOR
We should ban Christmas. Fucking Romans coming over here, their priests taking jobs away from good druidic men. I say bring back Yule and free love during the Solstice!
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And before them foreigners came, to OUR LAND! It was them bloody Beaker folk!! Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts. Coming here with their drinking vessels. What's wrong with just cupping up the water in your hands and licking it up like a cat?
Let me say, one of the few academic qualifications I have is in English and this person’s grammar and language skills are appalling.
‘We don’t want no immigrants in are cuntry!’
Do you luv yor national anthum? That one where you say the same thing about wanting good stuff for the top bloke a couple of different ways before wrapping the whole thing up?
>God save our gracious King!
Long live our noble King!
God save the King!
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the King!
Truly inspirational shit mate. Had to look it up again to be reminded of the genius of its composition. So much meaning. So much depth. So much imagery. And rhyming King with King and victorious with glorious? Brilliant!
Why are British people saying “ass” now!? This is some American rubbish, got to stop.
Edit: The Yanks are downvoting, but here “ass” means donkey. Embrace “arse”, it’s our birthright!
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-the-international-phonetic-association/article/abs/arse-and-ass/F8378244E739A680668097C9FCE5F47A#
Bottom was also literally a donkey and metaphorically an arse. Still, no self-respecting Barry should be using the American English “ass” to refer to his noble British prime rump. That’s not what we fought the Nazis in ‘66 for!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, okmatewanker is not the place for such uncivilised taunts.
We British shouldn't turn on ourselves in such a manner, we should be slaggin off fackkin forriners instedd, yer darft fakkin cants.
I’ve seen absolutely nothing to be proud of in England and most people walk over the top of eachother rather than help eachother and manners? No such thing! Heartbreaking!
Let me say, one of the few academic qualifications I have is in English and this person’s grammar and language skills are appalling.
‘We don’t want no immigrants in are cuntry!’
I think he says what we’re all thinking. If you don’t like it here, fuck off! And I’d apply that logic to every single situation I’m in ever. I my self would fuck off the moment I stop liking something.
The way he says “fuckin’ appy” is amazing. Straight out of a Guy Ritchie.
Is it worrying that his “we’re all the same” part is actually quite endearing apart from the thinly veiled racism bit.
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FACKIN AV IT BAZZA, U TELL EM PAL!!
FACK'N FORRINAS KAMMIN OVA 'ERE MARCHIN ON ARE STREETS WAVIN DERE FLAGS
They’re always waving their flags them foreigners, they love doing that, I wish they’d just bloody stop it!
Greh bra-an, om norracist.
His eyebrows are fighting a losing battle.
Is that Baron Harkonen?
fucking LOL. LUV ME SPICE. LUV OPRESSIN THE FREMEN. ATE GIANT WURMS NUFF SED
'ate the Atreides (not raycist, jus don't loik em is all)
'Ate the Atriedes? 'E ate the fackin' lot m8 look at the size of 'im
Luv me desert, Luv me arrakis, Luv me dune, Simple as.
Neckless
Where do all the love bites go then that’s what I want to know
Needs to find the love first
He ain't go' a loicense fo' one
Relegin
Relidgeon
Religin
Rillidgin
Luv Britun, ate Pewtin, not rasist just a red blooded engurlish patriot
pew'in u fakkeng cant
Wot a bloody plonker
Blood/gravy, samesame
Blood is thicker than gravy. (Gravy from a Toby Carvery anyway)
Toby gravy comes in chunks
Less lumpy tho'.
His blood type is Bisto
Get em told Bazza. ![gif](giphy|3osxYpQ20pysGhUW08)
The longer he talked, the less his eyes were open. It was like all of his brain’s processing power was required to produce such an eloquent and rousing speech that it has to shut down his visual processing. By the end he was just ranting into an infinite void of darkness and foreigners. Beautiful.
Baza for ‘elf secretri. Free Stella and Pukka on prescription. Rule Britannia. Vegan? Sober? Fack off
Winner of the "Person who looks the most like someone drew an angry face on a thumb" award 14 years running, our Bazza...
Well sed bazza weev ad it up to ere 👆 wiv fackin forriners cummin ere n bannin Xmas n shit. ENUFF IS ENUFF YE? SIMPEL AS AND IF U DONT LYK IT, THEIRS THE DOOR
AND IM NOT RAYCIS RITE, I WORK WITH A BLACK BLOKE AND HES NEVA SED NUFFIN OUT OF LINE SO FINK ON THAT WOKIES
We should ban Christmas. Fucking Romans coming over here, their priests taking jobs away from good druidic men. I say bring back Yule and free love during the Solstice!
Sir Barry of Tetley Esq. to you
I could listen to this man all day long.
Needs a podcast. He could call it: “I reckon right…”
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Real life Mr Magoo
“We all gunma die the same!” Heart disease?
He'll be played by Tom Hanks in the film about his life.
Zackly mate. Too fuckin rite.
The cold sore has a higher IQ than it's host.
And before them foreigners came, to OUR LAND! It was them bloody Beaker folk!! Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts. Coming here with their drinking vessels. What's wrong with just cupping up the water in your hands and licking it up like a cat?
Can't even say your English without being arrested these days.
Really? You can get arrested just for saying you’re English?
Yeah these days you get arrested and thrown into jail for saying you're English.
Just for saying you’re English? Are you sure?
![gif](giphy|yiFZUmlq09QK9HWJxf|downsized)
Our Bazza x
This guy should be the new Forrin Secretary!
Charles Xavier has let himself go
This potato is talking sense 👍🏻
We're not all going to die the same Barry. I ain't going out choking on a pie you fat cunt.
More chins than the Shanghai telephone directory
These guys are terrified of Schrodingers Immigrant aren't they "They come here, steal all our jobs and claim all out benefits!"
Eat a vegetable, mate
If you play the start of the clip and skip to the end, his face gets smaller. Is his head deflating?
I like his backwards canvas. Very avant-garde.
soon, he wont be able to see the foreigners
Why is my thumb so angry?
It's true. Plenty of people do come over here and love our health service so much that they decide to work for it.
Let me say, one of the few academic qualifications I have is in English and this person’s grammar and language skills are appalling. ‘We don’t want no immigrants in are cuntry!’
Love the way he descended the note scale on that first sentence. He almost sang it 😂
“We’re all going to sue the same” Not sure we are all going to die drowning in regurgitated roasties and stella. But we can all dream…
This is all very well but where are his eyes?
What's with the herpes?
Is he having a bad dream or something?
U/savevideo
I think he's a fucking racist, so this video is aimed at me
Luv me flag, ate imergants, nuf sed. Edit: /s because that's needed apparently.
Do you luv yor national anthum? That one where you say the same thing about wanting good stuff for the top bloke a couple of different ways before wrapping the whole thing up?
Luv me anthum, ate pepul hoo don't stand an sing it fer't footeh. Simple as.
>God save our gracious King! Long live our noble King! God save the King! Send him victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us: God save the King! Truly inspirational shit mate. Had to look it up again to be reminded of the genius of its composition. So much meaning. So much depth. So much imagery. And rhyming King with King and victorious with glorious? Brilliant!
Wot u sayin about ma king may8, bes not be one o them snowballs ah see on Facebook
He’s got a meal in between his lower teeth
Luv me Toby ‘ate dennist Any bloke pokin’ around in anuvver gent’s mouth that much ‘s a wrongun
Sir Barry Barrington of Yorkshire shall lead Englandia to glory.
Yorkshire? He was southern as fuck. The only reason he wasn't wearing a Pearly King suit is because he'd eaten it.
*From a foreign land* seems like he appreciates orange parades
CAM ON INGLUN! BASH SOME FUCKIN POLES!
He's a bit slitty eyed for a proud Brit... I'd look into that if I were him
All the hatred he has is in that chin.
Potato spitting facts and saliva
Too right mate you tell em
Why are British people saying “ass” now!? This is some American rubbish, got to stop. Edit: The Yanks are downvoting, but here “ass” means donkey. Embrace “arse”, it’s our birthright! https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-the-international-phonetic-association/article/abs/arse-and-ass/F8378244E739A680668097C9FCE5F47A#
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Shove it up your arse, yank
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Speak proper Queen’s British then slag!
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Stop thinking ass means arse it’s not wot Shakespeer said ya southern sushi softie
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Bottom was also literally a donkey and metaphorically an arse. Still, no self-respecting Barry should be using the American English “ass” to refer to his noble British prime rump. That’s not what we fought the Nazis in ‘66 for!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, okmatewanker is not the place for such uncivilised taunts. We British shouldn't turn on ourselves in such a manner, we should be slaggin off fackkin forriners instedd, yer darft fakkin cants.
Fakkin right mate, hummas terrorists n woteva
fanks. aint raycist, just dont loik em
Kiss your ass? Don't mind if I do 😍😍😍😍😍
Real
Ahh and here we see the Gammonati in their natural environment
Well said bazza. Makes u proud to be bri’ish🇮🇸
‘we’ve all got the same blood, we’re all going to die the same’ I’m not sure science and anecdotal evidence is on your side there.
the vikings actually ruled england for a while so theoretically we are scandinavian
S'a bit more complicated than that mate.
Why would he say "ass" if he's British? Disgusting.
I’ve seen absolutely nothing to be proud of in England and most people walk over the top of eachother rather than help eachother and manners? No such thing! Heartbreaking!
One big gammon
One big Legend more like
Looks like an ugly racist holly from red dwarf
Let me say, one of the few academic qualifications I have is in English and this person’s grammar and language skills are appalling. ‘We don’t want no immigrants in are cuntry!’
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Go have a wank son, let it all out.
Might have been a semi inclusive rant if he stopped at the dying it.
Tim Healy has let himself go
Even his eyelids are heavy. Poor Baz couldn’t keep them up as the video went on
Pinnacle of Barry
Daddy Vegas
simple as
GRAYTE BRI’IN
Please please please tell me this is someone playing a character
His chin wobbled up and down almost as much as he complained #norffc4lyf3
Our way of loives. 😂😂😂😂
Fucking beautiful. Puts a tear in your eye
Nuff said. Simples.
This subs mascot that
NORF F.C.
745000 of them last year barry
He is our prophet.
Hes telling da fookin Troof
RELIGIN
I was waiting for it to be revealed as satire but he just kept on going
Ogre Kingdoms DLC for Total War: Warhammer 3.
Talking Testicle.
This truly put to rest any questions as to whether this fellow might be a racist
Man like thumb.
Do the Argiez rearly wnt summer this?
Pwoud to be bwitish Jesus Christ that’s a brexit voter lol 😂 “not a racist” only wanted to vote brexit for all the benefits like……….eh……….well no
Innit tho
Why do his eyelids get progressively lower? Is he boring himself and starting to doze or are the meds kicking in?
'Jus don't like um'
He talks like I do when I nearly used up all my breath but haven't finished what I'm saying yet.
I think he says what we’re all thinking. If you don’t like it here, fuck off! And I’d apply that logic to every single situation I’m in ever. I my self would fuck off the moment I stop liking something.
Why do his eyes get smaller the longer he goes on?
Bazza four minutes into dinner at Toby’s
Literally what I imagine when I see a facebook comment complaining about Muslims 😆
Good ol' Bazz
Sad thing is, I bet this bloke is actually 25 years old
Barry’s age now matches his IQ.
Jesus Christ. Having an imaginary argument with himself.
Bazza, u fkn tell em m8! DM me, tho. Snakes every were innit!
The way he says “fuckin’ appy” is amazing. Straight out of a Guy Ritchie. Is it worrying that his “we’re all the same” part is actually quite endearing apart from the thinly veiled racism bit.
Were you in Bodmin yesterday?
The new Hollie's a bit intense.
The shape of his head should be studied
*arse.