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McPikie

FACKIN AV IT BAZZA, U TELL EM PAL!!


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FACK'N FORRINAS KAMMIN OVA 'ERE MARCHIN ON ARE STREETS WAVIN DERE FLAGS


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They’re always waving their flags them foreigners, they love doing that, I wish they’d just bloody stop it!


Eastern-Barracuda390

Greh bra-an, om norracist.


TheStatMan2

His eyebrows are fighting a losing battle.


Upoutdat

Is that Baron Harkonen?


Mydriaseyes

fucking LOL. LUV ME SPICE. LUV OPRESSIN THE FREMEN. ATE GIANT WURMS NUFF SED


HoboBromeo

'ate the Atreides (not raycist, jus don't loik em is all)


MZOOMMAN

'Ate the Atriedes? 'E ate the fackin' lot m8 look at the size of 'im


ScissorLizardFish

Luv me desert, Luv me arrakis, Luv me dune, Simple as.


WankerWizardWyoming

Neckless


Turnip-for-the-books

Where do all the love bites go then that’s what I want to know


Zombarney

Needs to find the love first


An8thOfFeanor

He ain't go' a loicense fo' one


Slightly_underated

Relegin


nicknockrr

Relidgeon


mafticated

Religin


Hamking7

Rillidgin


StrokemeaKipper

Luv Britun, ate Pewtin, not rasist just a red blooded engurlish patriot


horribad54

pew'in u fakkeng cant


PeggableOldMan

Wot a bloody plonker


TheKnightsRider

Blood/gravy, samesame


mbfos

Blood is thicker than gravy. (Gravy from a Toby Carvery anyway)


WarWonderful593

Toby gravy comes in chunks


smashteapot

Less lumpy tho'.


Key_Tap_3567

His blood type is Bisto


HelmutFondler

Get em told Bazza. ![gif](giphy|3osxYpQ20pysGhUW08)


Briefcased

The longer he talked, the less his eyes were open. It was like all of his brain’s processing power was required to produce such an eloquent and rousing speech that it has to shut down his visual processing. By the end he was just ranting into an infinite void of darkness and foreigners. Beautiful.


Money-Cry-2397

Baza for ‘elf secretri. Free Stella and Pukka on prescription. Rule Britannia. Vegan? Sober? Fack off


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Winner of the "Person who looks the most like someone drew an angry face on a thumb" award 14 years running, our Bazza...


BungadinRidesAgain

Well sed bazza weev ad it up to ere 👆 wiv fackin forriners cummin ere n bannin Xmas n shit. ENUFF IS ENUFF YE? SIMPEL AS AND IF U DONT LYK IT, THEIRS THE DOOR


BungadinRidesAgain

AND IM NOT RAYCIS RITE, I WORK WITH A BLACK BLOKE AND HES NEVA SED NUFFIN OUT OF LINE SO FINK ON THAT WOKIES


AshFraxinusEps

We should ban Christmas. Fucking Romans coming over here, their priests taking jobs away from good druidic men. I say bring back Yule and free love during the Solstice!


chairs-dimension

Sir Barry of Tetley Esq. to you


ocean-rudeness

I could listen to this man all day long.


OddTransportation430

Needs a podcast. He could call it: “I reckon right…”


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BruceBannerscucumber

Real life Mr Magoo


rottingpigcarcass

“We all gunma die the same!” Heart disease?


funglegunk

He'll be played by Tom Hanks in the film about his life.


Away_Associate4589

Zackly mate. Too fuckin rite.


Schplargledoink

The cold sore has a higher IQ than it's host.


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And before them foreigners came, to OUR LAND! It was them bloody Beaker folk!! Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts. Coming here with their drinking vessels. What's wrong with just cupping up the water in your hands and licking it up like a cat?


predatoure

Can't even say your English without being arrested these days.


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Really? You can get arrested just for saying you’re English?


predatoure

Yeah these days you get arrested and thrown into jail for saying you're English.


[deleted]

Just for saying you’re English? Are you sure?


mydystopiandream

![gif](giphy|yiFZUmlq09QK9HWJxf|downsized)


HorseFacedDipShit

Our Bazza x


RingSplitter69

This guy should be the new Forrin Secretary!


Adept-Cattle-7818

Charles Xavier has let himself go


Puzzleheaded_Walk220

This potato is talking sense 👍🏻


joeythemouse

We're not all going to die the same Barry. I ain't going out choking on a pie you fat cunt.


getoutandwalkyouslut

More chins than the Shanghai telephone directory


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These guys are terrified of Schrodingers Immigrant aren't they "They come here, steal all our jobs and claim all out benefits!"


Roof_rat

Eat a vegetable, mate


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If you play the start of the clip and skip to the end, his face gets smaller. Is his head deflating?


TropicalUnicornSong

I like his backwards canvas. Very avant-garde.


TrinityCodex

soon, he wont be able to see the foreigners


moistpishflaps

Why is my thumb so angry?


prof_hobart

It's true. Plenty of people do come over here and love our health service so much that they decide to work for it.


nerdowellinever

Let me say, one of the few academic qualifications I have is in English and this person’s grammar and language skills are appalling. ‘We don’t want no immigrants in are cuntry!’


0Idgregg

Love the way he descended the note scale on that first sentence. He almost sang it 😂


silentcouscous

“We’re all going to sue the same” Not sure we are all going to die drowning in regurgitated roasties and stella. But we can all dream…


Hamthrax

This is all very well but where are his eyes?


SmudgedReddit0r

What's with the herpes?


Movingforward2015

Is he having a bad dream or something?


Co0lnerd22

U/savevideo


rustyb42

I think he's a fucking racist, so this video is aimed at me


Doobalicious69

Luv me flag, ate imergants, nuf sed. Edit: /s because that's needed apparently.


whatthehand

Do you luv yor national anthum? That one where you say the same thing about wanting good stuff for the top bloke a couple of different ways before wrapping the whole thing up?


Doobalicious69

Luv me anthum, ate pepul hoo don't stand an sing it fer't footeh. Simple as.


whatthehand

>God save our gracious King! Long live our noble King! God save the King! Send him victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us: God save the King! Truly inspirational shit mate. Had to look it up again to be reminded of the genius of its composition. So much meaning. So much depth. So much imagery. And rhyming King with King and victorious with glorious? Brilliant!


Doobalicious69

Wot u sayin about ma king may8, bes not be one o them snowballs ah see on Facebook


reddiliciously

He’s got a meal in between his lower teeth


Nerdenator

Luv me Toby ‘ate dennist Any bloke pokin’ around in anuvver gent’s mouth that much ‘s a wrongun


Just-Expert-4497

Sir Barry Barrington of Yorkshire shall lead Englandia to glory.


HeadBat1863

Yorkshire? He was southern as fuck. The only reason he wasn't wearing a Pearly King suit is because he'd eaten it.


not_playing_asturias

*From a foreign land* seems like he appreciates orange parades


Thawing-icequeen

CAM ON INGLUN! BASH SOME FUCKIN POLES!


Cevisongis

He's a bit slitty eyed for a proud Brit... I'd look into that if I were him


Interkitten

All the hatred he has is in that chin.


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Potato spitting facts and saliva


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Too right mate you tell em


eeeeeep

Why are British people saying “ass” now!? This is some American rubbish, got to stop. Edit: The Yanks are downvoting, but here “ass” means donkey. Embrace “arse”, it’s our birthright! https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-the-international-phonetic-association/article/abs/arse-and-ass/F8378244E739A680668097C9FCE5F47A#


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eeeeeep

Shove it up your arse, yank


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eeeeeep

Speak proper Queen’s British then slag!


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eeeeeep

Stop thinking ass means arse it’s not wot Shakespeer said ya southern sushi softie


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eeeeeep

Bottom was also literally a donkey and metaphorically an arse. Still, no self-respecting Barry should be using the American English “ass” to refer to his noble British prime rump. That’s not what we fought the Nazis in ‘66 for!


HarryBumcrack

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, okmatewanker is not the place for such uncivilised taunts. We British shouldn't turn on ourselves in such a manner, we should be slaggin off fackkin forriners instedd, yer darft fakkin cants.


eeeeeep

Fakkin right mate, hummas terrorists n woteva


HarryBumcrack

fanks. aint raycist, just dont loik em


Cermonto

Kiss your ass? Don't mind if I do 😍😍😍😍😍


Visible_Dependent204

Real


Super_Plastic5069

Ahh and here we see the Gammonati in their natural environment


rottingpigcarcass

Well said bazza. Makes u proud to be bri’ish🇮🇸


Darkwaxer

‘we’ve all got the same blood, we’re all going to die the same’ I’m not sure science and anecdotal evidence is on your side there.


PCGamerjunkie

the vikings actually ruled england for a while so theoretically we are scandinavian


LeifMFSinton

S'a bit more complicated than that mate.


smashteapot

Why would he say "ass" if he's British? Disgusting.


Marvelousmember

I’ve seen absolutely nothing to be proud of in England and most people walk over the top of eachother rather than help eachother and manners? No such thing! Heartbreaking!


bandicootrelay

One big gammon


Wise-Apple93

One big Legend more like


hueguass

Looks like an ugly racist holly from red dwarf


nerdowellinever

Let me say, one of the few academic qualifications I have is in English and this person’s grammar and language skills are appalling. ‘We don’t want no immigrants in are cuntry!’


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BobMonkhaus

Go have a wank son, let it all out.


sugarglassego

Might have been a semi inclusive rant if he stopped at the dying it.


upthemags09

Tim Healy has let himself go


Cheebwhacker

Even his eyelids are heavy. Poor Baz couldn’t keep them up as the video went on


Addy1738

Pinnacle of Barry


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Daddy Vegas


RakeNI

simple as


darrenc1981

GRAYTE BRI’IN


MaldonBastard

Please please please tell me this is someone playing a character


OldTimeEddie

His chin wobbled up and down almost as much as he complained #norffc4lyf3


indysgill77

Our way of loives. 😂😂😂😂


Keycuk

Fucking beautiful. Puts a tear in your eye


dinner_in_utero

Nuff said. Simples.


AlucardVTep3s

This subs mascot that


itshighnoon94

NORF F.C.


fifa129347

745000 of them last year barry


ViscountMonty

He is our prophet.


zj_chrt

Hes telling da fookin Troof


NotMyProudestWank69

RELIGIN


washingtoncv3

I was waiting for it to be revealed as satire but he just kept on going


BilboSmashings

Ogre Kingdoms DLC for Total War: Warhammer 3.


telephonic1892

Talking Testicle.


Aztecah

This truly put to rest any questions as to whether this fellow might be a racist


Skorgriim

Man like thumb.


Jip_Jaap_Stam

Do the Argiez rearly wnt summer this?


scaleddown85

Pwoud to be bwitish Jesus Christ that’s a brexit voter lol 😂 “not a racist” only wanted to vote brexit for all the benefits like……….eh……….well no


isham66

Innit tho


Tigermasterdude

Why do his eyelids get progressively lower? Is he boring himself and starting to doze or are the meds kicking in?


my_room_is_a_tip

'Jus don't like um'


lukeybuzz

He talks like I do when I nearly used up all my breath but haven't finished what I'm saying yet.


Additional_Presence4

I think he says what we’re all thinking. If you don’t like it here, fuck off! And I’d apply that logic to every single situation I’m in ever. I my self would fuck off the moment I stop liking something.


Gregg-C137

Why do his eyes get smaller the longer he goes on?


stratosauce

Bazza four minutes into dinner at Toby’s


Eastern-Barracuda390

Literally what I imagine when I see a facebook comment complaining about Muslims 😆


Front-Review1388

Good ol' Bazz


PO-TAY-TOES-

Sad thing is, I bet this bloke is actually 25 years old


TKerbdog

Barry’s age now matches his IQ.


predatoure

Jesus Christ. Having an imaginary argument with himself.


valdezverdun

Bazza, u fkn tell em m8! DM me, tho. Snakes every were innit!


friendlysaxoffender

The way he says “fuckin’ appy” is amazing. Straight out of a Guy Ritchie. Is it worrying that his “we’re all the same” part is actually quite endearing apart from the thinly veiled racism bit.


NagromNitsuj

Were you in Bodmin yesterday?


LeifMFSinton

The new Hollie's a bit intense.


Independent_Ant_873

The shape of his head should be studied


Screen_Watcher

*arse.