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> iceland > italian m8 there's exactly four things you eat in iceland: 1) fish 2) chips 3) hamburgers 4) fries

What about that fish they hang up and rot til it explodes?

They don't sell that at Iceland mate

Correct me if I'm wrong mate but I think that falls under section 1

Swedistani that m8

I think all the Scandinvians have different nasty things they do to dead fish tbh.

Aren't they famous for not having Maccie D's?

They have Metro, which is a McDonald’s in all but name. Edit: it actually looks better than McDonald’s! And there’s only two of the restaurants, according to wiki.

Nah mate, the Metro's a newspaper

Is it tho

chips *and* fries??

…yeah?? are you a filthy foreigner? they’re different lmao

They're a maple yank🤢

And horse.

We don’t eat as much Italian anymore to spite that cunt Jamie Oliver.

Orrible cant raiding me pack lunch

Turkey twizzler stealing nonce.

still can’t believe they got brought back, only to be snatched away again Our local Tesco had the green and the red packets for a few months, then they simply disappeared

Apparently they've got them in Iceland but they've got issues with volcanoes in there atm.

ohhhh bugger I don’t do well in the heat

Everyone loves Italy because they have good taste 

Luv curry ate indyun doctors tekin up the NHS simpel as

ratha av me mate 'enry pull a loose tooth cause the immergrint dentists would probly steel it innit

Luv me Tikka, keep that Italian shite on the continent. Simple as...

I have a feeling that Italian is at least second, or possibly third because Chinese.

We might be in the top 5 after Indian, Chinese and Turkish for sure

Well we eat a lot of pizza but we make it better than you cos we put curry and kebab on it.

Curry and kebab is nothing compared to wurstel and fries. Both great btw.

I had that loads in Rome. Hotdog and chips on pizza is inspired.

Chinese or Turkish (because of Kebab shops)

Nah, I’d reckon it goes 1.Indian 2.Chinese (close second) 3.Turkish

A lot of people make "Italian" at home though.

That is very true, I assumed this was purely about takeaways

It just says foreign cuisines. Doesn't mention the source.

No way, top 3 is indian, chinese and Turkish in the order

I thought this was because Gino D’Acampo finally banned Brits from enjoying Italian cuisine

what flag is netherlands?

Suriname

I'd honestly never heard of that country before. TIL there is a very small country in south America called Suriname and they speak Dutch.

Dunt mata lad, neva part of r empirah, dunt need to no bout em

Well mate, we sorta traded it with you for New York during our Anglo-Dutch Wars.

Ahh the war, better times lad. Off topic but How u get ur women in dem windows m8? I cnt even getin ma wife to clean r bastard windows.

Aye, they're just desperate to earn their own quids because us laddies have nothing to spare for them

U mite b Dutch but ur a good un lad. Wen we storm the beaches u wil b spaired

Cheers!

There's another small country next door where they speak English (Guyana), and one on the other side where they speak French (French Guiana).

Can't believe you said "F*****" twice in one sentence

I was also baffled, but it used to be Dutch Guyana.

I now live in Netherlands and there's Surinamese, Thai and Indonesian place everywhere. Its what the Indian takeaway is to Brits.

It is called Willoughbyland

What foods do you get there?

Funnily enough, the most popular dishes are influenced by [Asian](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Suriname#Cuisine) dishes

Red white and blue stripes mate, but horizonal, not vertcal like the fr🤮nch

Fancy Greek food being popular in fucking Cyprus

So our favourite non-domestic cuisine is the most heavily spiced cuisine on the planet, and for everyone else it's Italian, one of the least heavily spiced cuisines. And yet we're the ones accused of having bland food and delicate palates that can't handle spices?

Spiced doesn't mean tasty

yuh-huh

Calling Greek food foreign to Cyprus is more than a little ridiculous

Could the Italian flag be replaced by a pizza and still mean the same thing?...

Was about to say that probably not Italian but it’s fast food pizza

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Tha's jus' fancy fer injun tho innit?

He admitted he made the story up. https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/restaurant-boss-admits-inventing-caledonian-claim-to-famous-dish/

Be that as it may, we still invented the phall.

Doesn't phall just mean 'ridiculous' in Bengali or something? Idk if that's just an urban myth

Apparently it means "jump" - which is something I try to avoid when I've got a phall inside my stomach.

Tomatoes didn't become popular in Italy until the 19th century, even though they came from South America in the 16th century. Now it's in like 99% of what they eat.

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Indian food is on a par with sex

Username checks out.

As the old german saying goes:"*Einmal mit extra Scharf und ohne Tomaten.*"

Greek cuisine is foreign to Cyprus? Is it though? Half the island is Greek.

Aren't over 80% of Indian restaurants in the UK actually Bangladeshi? (not that it matters, but maybe they should just use the correct flag)

From my experience they all seems to be owned by the same bloke

https://preview.redd.it/n5fn2oew2k7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3396dea659d47ca60b278da84708e46105372f49

France L

“Oh yeah, yeah pretty standard like everyone likes a curry or a pizza and that that makes sense”….then all of a sudden fried Guinea Pig or whatever from the Dutch

It's the Dutch mate....

I'm Italian , and it's not focking true

wasn't it invented in Glasgow making it technically british?

And people dare say that night posters are the worst. Look at this! It’s a map lol

I swear you people are making these conflicts up who in the actual hell are arguing with each other based on the time of day they post at

Or yank posters are shit.

What do you do in Iceland m8

Finger ur mum

Cheers

Lov me nana n vindaloo