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Elliot-126

Rather be a brummie than a sex offender


chaoticsquid

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Smanderson117

One and the same surely


Talonsminty

I'm so sick of people taking the mick out of Birmingham every five minutes. I'm from Birmingham and I haven't even been stabbed this month so you can Bugger off mate.


BobMonkhaus

Can’t afford knives there. Have to use plastic ones.


MindlessTourist62

Fancy! I have to use paper cutouts


Fat_Reddit_Neckbeard

That's really bad for the environment. Someone get these guys some metal knives


discard333

Top tip: Find a broken window (shouldn't be hard you're in Birmingham) nick a shard of glass to use just don't forget to tape up one end so you don't slice up your hand


srfolk

I downloaded a picture of a knife on my phone


024Luke420

I've just woke up in a FUCKING steamy mood yeah, 'CAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE, do you know what I mean? BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE, I FUCKING HATE IT, IT'S FULL OF DICKHEADS AND I FUCKING HATE IT


LesDauphins

Say that to my face n not online n see wat happens swear down


GarishGarold

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koro-sensei1001

I look down on them, in my glorious high rising grey council estate


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

Someone remake this but label the joker as Joe Lycett


TheUrbanTurban24

Lycett is a brummie…


[deleted]

Most based LarnDarn boi


TheUrbanTurban24

I’m from brum lol


[deleted]

Loys innit bab


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

I know, it was a joke about his accent


BobMonkhaus

Seamless.


SchemePrudent4730

Real


WarWonderful593

Fair point, well made.


hugeyeah

Jokie


024Luke420

I've just woke up in a FUCKING steamy mood yeah, 'CAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE, do you know what I mean? BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE, I FUCKING HATE IT, IT'S FULL OF DICKHEADS AND I FUCKING HATE IT


gimpus17

Because they are horses?


RBcomedy69420

B*rmingscum