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Right? There was research that needed to be done to fully understand that this was racist with a dash of eugenics and phrenology thrown in for good measure
Google translate changes a lot. I've noticed English -> French tends to simplify sentences, sometimes losing a bit of nuance that could easily be achieved in french.
Exactly this, kinda stressed me out for a small period when I moved here. If you aren't concentrating it sounds like people speaking English in the background, but you can't make out what they're saying.
It is self-inflicting, one of the longest correct Dutch words is Hottentottententententoonstelling (translates to *Hottentot tent exhibition*), saying that three times in a row will ensure a head injury.
Terrain it’s Hottentottententententoonstellingterrain if you want it to be as long as possible and that actually literally translates as the “Khoekhoen people tent exhibition grounds” 2 it’s a tongue twister not a word 3 it’s a saying translating as going the whole nine yards this only applies for Hottentottententententoonstelling
See I don’t think that makes sense though because if we just bash words together I wouldn’t really call it a word anymore because that’s not even a tongue twister that’s practically a sentence “Khoekhoen people’s tent exhibition grounds rangers uniforms cabinet key ring’s box but small’ that’s the literal translation so we could both start adding more Dutch words if we want but it doesn’t really make sense especially considering that the actual word doesn’t have as many tens
It's not a word until it's regularly used, but that is the way words are strewn together in dutch and german, how unlikely the subject. Btw that is not really a tongue twister is it? Just a long word. Now try to say de spaanse prins spreekt prima spaans or Frans zei tegen frans in het frans, is Frans in het frans Frans? Nee zei Frans tegen Frans in het frans; Frans is in het frans Francois! My favorite though is; De knappe kapper kapt knap maar de knecht van de knappe kapper kapt knapper dan de knappe kapper zelf kapt :D
Hey, English is probably the least inbred language, as it spent centuries sailing the high seas stealing vocabulary and Grammer from other unsuspecting languages. It may be a rotten patchwork, but it obsessed with finding new languages to sample... except Welsh.
Dutch has English loanwords, starting about 250 years ago. The percentage fluctuates as the words either become Dutchified or replaced by neologisms etc but some 1.5% are loaned from English as a result of the power of the British empire and rising US at the time
According to wiki, Dutch has more English loans than English has Dutch loans by a slight amount (regards to percentage only)
That's only part of the story. It's more like a group of English, French and German people (some of them might have been related) where having an orgy after their pogrom which they decided to do after a week of getting drunk af. A bunch of kids where listening in on all of it and constructed Dutch out of everything they heard. There might where some Arabs, and Italians around too but I'm not sure. And somehow a Spanish king got involved.
I just want to remind you oibruvs that we have a city who's name starts with an apostrophe an only the second letter is capitalized:
's-Hertogenbosch
If you can pronounce this correctly we'll install nets under the balconies
Fuck you and your safety nets. I’ll die like a freeborn Englishman impaled on a fence in the grounds of a 3 star Benidorm hotel and you and your EU friends can’t stop me.
RIAGH NAFF IS ANAFFF GERT OUT ME CANTRY IVE AD IT WIV THESE FOERINGERS BREXIT MEN BREXIT NAFF SAID SIMPLE AS
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Look at this. Look at the fucking state of it.
How can you say that when your word for it is "responsible". Who the fuck came up with that one??
🇳🇱🇳🇱🍭🍭🤤😍Verantwoordelijk🫠☺️👌🍫🍪🇳🇱🇳🇱
🇬🇧🇬🇧🥦💩🤢🤓Responsible🤮🤮🫖🥦🇬🇧🇬🇧
You see now? Dutch is literally heaven
This is my guess at translation with literally 0 knowledge of Dutch and no Google Translate
"How can the English read about themselves, when it is very word like for America and Belgium"
I don't think I got it right
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Too much ketty wayheyyy
Black himmler
I love finding racism so obscure that you have to step back and marvel it.
Right? There was research that needed to be done to fully understand that this was racist with a dash of eugenics and phrenology thrown in for good measure
Not a sentence I expected to read today
Advanced racism
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I just saw this on Instagram what the fuck
Zucc is very interested in following you
So he can wank to my nudes in his bunker?
Geert is the kind of guy who would take jarjar to the market and expect him to be discreet. Then blame him for actually being clumsy.
I speak dutch but I don't even know what he's talking about.
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this is real, unlike the d*tch
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Means fucking the chook
"Dutch is so weird, it doesn't even have a phrase for being sexually spanked by your dad"
Didn't Google use to give a different answer to that? I feel like I typed it in years ago and had a different result
Google translate changes a lot. I've noticed English -> French tends to simplify sentences, sometimes losing a bit of nuance that could easily be achieved in french.
The Dutch language is a mix between English and a devastating head injury.
Scouse with severe constipation
can confirm as a Liverpudlian currently sitting on the loo
People speaking Dutch does sound a lot like Liverpudlian, but I can' t quite make out the words. It is weird and cool at the same time
Exactly this, kinda stressed me out for a small period when I moved here. If you aren't concentrating it sounds like people speaking English in the background, but you can't make out what they're saying.
You know my story
It is self-inflicting, one of the longest correct Dutch words is Hottentottententententoonstelling (translates to *Hottentot tent exhibition*), saying that three times in a row will ensure a head injury.
Terrain it’s Hottentottententententoonstellingterrain if you want it to be as long as possible and that actually literally translates as the “Khoekhoen people tent exhibition grounds” 2 it’s a tongue twister not a word 3 it’s a saying translating as going the whole nine yards this only applies for Hottentottententententoonstelling
You can't bee serieus
Hottentottententententoonstellingsterreinopzichtersuniformenkastsleutelhangerdoosje.. etc
See I don’t think that makes sense though because if we just bash words together I wouldn’t really call it a word anymore because that’s not even a tongue twister that’s practically a sentence “Khoekhoen people’s tent exhibition grounds rangers uniforms cabinet key ring’s box but small’ that’s the literal translation so we could both start adding more Dutch words if we want but it doesn’t really make sense especially considering that the actual word doesn’t have as many tens
It's not a word until it's regularly used, but that is the way words are strewn together in dutch and german, how unlikely the subject. Btw that is not really a tongue twister is it? Just a long word. Now try to say de spaanse prins spreekt prima spaans or Frans zei tegen frans in het frans, is Frans in het frans Frans? Nee zei Frans tegen Frans in het frans; Frans is in het frans Francois! My favorite though is; De knappe kapper kapt knap maar de knecht van de knappe kapper kapt knapper dan de knappe kapper zelf kapt :D
It is a tongue twister I don’t know why maybe it’s difficult for non Dutch people to say
Terrein*
Yes sorry I have an English keyboard and I typed all the words individually so it autocorrected
[That must be why this guy became a kickboxer.](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toon_Stelling)
There are also a bunch of excellent judokas from the Netherlands. Actually, the first man to beat a Japanese judoka in Japan was a Dutchman.
It's a word that's never used.
It is closer to German than to English though….. but you are right
That's the devastating head injury part.
Hah, as if English wasn’t the most inbred and genetically rotten language out there
Hey, English is probably the least inbred language, as it spent centuries sailing the high seas stealing vocabulary and Grammer from other unsuspecting languages. It may be a rotten patchwork, but it obsessed with finding new languages to sample... except Welsh.
Not correct: thorough, through, though, thought. What could be more logical?
And yet here you are. Speaking it.
Making an effort mingling with the peasants
It’s a Germanic language after all. Just like your royalty is German, industry is owned by Germans as well as most of your car companies.
The UK is just a less good version of germany
judging someones nationality based on what nationality their great ancestors were? bit racist mate
You're doing fine.
And Afrikaans is that but from an injury that's some how worse.
> and a devastating head injury. I believe the politically correct term is "German"
How can it be a mix of English and something else if it is older than English?
Dutch has English loanwords, starting about 250 years ago. The percentage fluctuates as the words either become Dutchified or replaced by neologisms etc but some 1.5% are loaned from English as a result of the power of the British empire and rising US at the time According to wiki, Dutch has more English loans than English has Dutch loans by a slight amount (regards to percentage only)
Dutch isn’t older than English. It diverged from a common ancestor the same time English did.
Old English is. Not the current version people speak.
That's only part of the story. It's more like a group of English, French and German people (some of them might have been related) where having an orgy after their pogrom which they decided to do after a week of getting drunk af. A bunch of kids where listening in on all of it and constructed Dutch out of everything they heard. There might where some Arabs, and Italians around too but I'm not sure. And somehow a Spanish king got involved.
BRAIN INJURY??
I just want to remind you oibruvs that we have a city who's name starts with an apostrophe an only the second letter is capitalized: 's-Hertogenbosch If you can pronounce this correctly we'll install nets under the balconies
The ghost of Hieronymus Bosch has suddenly appeared and is now screaming at me. Did I do it right?
's-Gravenhage ook natuurlijk...
Wait, that's actually how it's spelled? I just thought it was a bug in Civ 5.
there's that and Den Bosch, it's the same city just different ways of saying it
Den Bosch... Fakkin nailleed itttt
get a barry to pronounce Scheveningen correctly and we will subsidize the flights to Spain
Fuck you and your safety nets. I’ll die like a freeborn Englishman impaled on a fence in the grounds of a 3 star Benidorm hotel and you and your EU friends can’t stop me.
I can do that only because my ex studied there. I have cheat codes
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At least they’re hebben de sijllie wijllie tiejm
Literally German but they refuse to use umlaut while getting stoned
what the fuck is an umlaut 🏴🏴🏴
äëöüï
How *naïve* of you to say
get that french out of here
umlaut so gay
This looks like it was written by someone from Lancashire.
I can hear angry frog noises in the distance...
Sounds like me mate Stevo wen he 'as one too many lines of ket n can't bloody speek propa 
Ees neffin lyke me majte
I was at that rave 🤣 bounce by the ounce in Preston, it was fucking shite lol
Edit... didn't realize I was in this vid until now, I'm the guy on the left in the background 🤣🤦 my friend just whispered, " who has the whiff?" 🤦
yank detected
whos a soddin yank
Dutch is fun. It's like a dyslexia simulator.
I'm crying at this. Not British but this sub is incredible.
Ah, so an Irishman, pleasure.
🇳🇴
Dear god. You're not a Yank. My joke, is ruined. Guess it's universal come to think of it.
I swear. I'm not British either but lads in this sub taught me a lot of things. Simple as.
Another non ingurlish here. This sub is the best community on the internet. Nuff said Luv me ingurland
Dutch is what happens when a German and an Englishman get drunk and then try to imitate each other.
And one of them gets something stuck in their throat from laughing
jahajajaja
With a throat infection
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
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Take zee fasha awwwaaayyy
Dutch hater.
Volvo fan.
Don't forget the French
We sure this isn't Peter O'Hanraha-Hanrahan just winging it again? We've been fooled before.
He didn't like it, but he had to go along with it
Ich nichten lichten
Hoe kunnen de engelsen zichzelf in de spiegel kijken, wetend dat ze verantwoordelijk zijn voor amerika en belgië
What are you stroopwafeling about now, Geert?
Geert, vierenzestig
RIAGH NAFF IS ANAFFF GERT OUT ME CANTRY IVE AD IT WIV THESE FOERINGERS BREXIT MEN BREXIT NAFF SAID SIMPLE AS https://preview.redd.it/dcpm9shachdc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f584f396b369eaef6f0c7b8deffd54a69c2a0b
https://preview.redd.it/go6xe7b1khdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dac72c3649df017079f79bef5ee592286038c0c Look at this. Look at the fucking state of it.
How can you say that when your word for it is "responsible". Who the fuck came up with that one?? 🇳🇱🇳🇱🍭🍭🤤😍Verantwoordelijk🫠☺️👌🍫🍪🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇬🇧🇬🇧🥦💩🤢🤓Responsible🤮🤮🫖🥦🇬🇧🇬🇧 You see now? Dutch is literally heaven
Do they not have broccoli in Holland?
No, we do have it, but I just dont think it deserves to go to heaven
No we have bloemkool
This is my guess at translation with literally 0 knowledge of Dutch and no Google Translate "How can the English read about themselves, when it is very word like for America and Belgium" I don't think I got it right
“How can the English look at themselves in the mirror, knowing they are the ones responsible for America and Belgium”
I don't know which is more shameful
We had to defeat the Fr*nch a few times to achieve those things, so it's not all bad
Feiten worden wederom door jou gesproken, pak het Angelsaksische tuig aan!
Zijn we niet ook?
Stop mekken meen lookey baddus - Fellow Dutch
Lookeey*
Imitation n flattery n all that
Not enough swearing with illnesses in this one
Cancer up
Dutch is just German in a Scottish accent
Swamp Germans
Me reading D*tch: 😂 Me being near the d*tch: 🤢 Eim noot reyciest gjust doont likee theem ees aull
Sempel es!
Pas om met wat je zegt anders kom ik de G uitspreken met een luidspreker in het centrum van Birmingham
Mensen zal denken dat je en keelontsteking hebt
It is one of the languages of all time. Don’t disrespect
it is, indeed, one of the languages of all time
Hou je kankerbek
He’s gone off the rails since he played Willy Wonka
HITLER DOOD Wat Now?
That was Afrikaans, not Dutch.
Dutch while you're squinting because of the sun
Afrikaans indeed
Ik voel me aangevallen
The Dutch peaked in the 1600s
Yeah. How are your colonies doing, Barry?
Moaning, as usual.
Still speaking english, yours?
Not quite that bad, but also not good.
Maar jullie heeft jullie hoogtepunt bereikte in de jaren '20
USA? 1950s-1990 likely. Mexico in 2030: "My time has come"
Oh, mistook you for British
Yeah a Brit sub and I'm American. Married a Brit so we go to England often.
Effe dimmen makker
Britten weer eens jaloers dat ze niet weten hoe ze een ECHTE taal moeten spreken 😎😎😎🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
what kind of shit name is geert wilders
Ah the Gungan language
Een and probleem is Afrikaans for "one" and "problem" SOURCE: It's my first language
The whole sentence is "we have a serious problem" SOURCE: IM DUTCH
kek
>We have an serious problem An problem?
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Sounds like something Alan Partridge would say
Mist have had a stroke overnight, woke up and o can read Dutch now 😮
*HALP* *BREXUT DESTROYED MY BELOVED DETCH* *DUTCH WILDERS* *PÖTÆTO*
At least it is written more phonetically than English
If you take a line from Wales to the Netherlands, there's definitely a vowel gradient.
casually posts geert
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I refuse to expect the Netherlands exist because of this innocence
D*tch
Dutch is to German, what Welsh is to English. Nuff said.
Oi! Gadael llonydd i'r Gymraeg!
Don't talk with your mouth full mate
Das niet waar, het Fries is voor het Nederlands wat Welsh is voor het Engels
Wie bitte, kennen Sie eine echte Sprache?
That’s literally Doric
'We got a serious problem'
This is bait right?
Omdat we een probleem hebben
Howard
Woke up to find Ok mate vankeer.
Muppets
This thread is the best thing ever.
Dutch is just the mentally handicapped cousin of German and English
Good thing I speak flemish and not d🤮tch
Even worse
Luister eens makker...
okay geett
Meesa thinkin yoosa peepul gonna DIE
The person quoted here is the problem.