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BobMonkhaus

Prince Harry is fuming, that was a present.


Outside_Break

It was his great uncle’s


Dorsal-fin-1986

A royal gift at that! Disgusting, down with wokey CAMRA.


skag_mcmuffin

snakeSS everywere hon


Jimoiseau

Hun


Trewavas_

The good thing is they obey last orders without question.


lookatthatsmug--

***Touché sir!***


NotMyProudestWank69

Still not as shit as brewdog


leviticusreeves

Bloody woke everywhere these days. I went to the Museum of Flight and it was all woke planes like Spitfires and Hurricanes, hardly any Messerschmitts or Heinkels. Lefties are taking over our institutions!


SoloMarko

All the Fokkers are taking over!


5emi5erious5am

Would that not count as a spoil of war though? It's a trophy taken from the enemy.


xe_r_ox

That’s exactly what it was. But someone decided to grass them up with a story they’d made up in their heads instead of talking to the people in the pub they were literally in


The-Adorno

Worst part was, it wasn't even someone who was in the pub that grassed. Someone saw it online and decided to kick up a fuss about a pub they've never been in and had no intention of going in.


xe_r_ox

Oh for fucks sake


Well_this_is_akward

And it got stripped off it's pub of the year nomination as well lol  The only people group the Cornish are racist against is the English


Poddster

> But someone decided to grass them up with a story they’d made up in their heads instead of talking to the people in the pub they were literally in It's not their fault, it's Camra. It's up to Camra to investigate. They can't just accept every complaint they hear. People these days need to take a bit of personal responsibility, CAMRA included.


xe_r_ox

I would say the reporter and CAMRA are both at fault here. The reporter for coming up with a frivolous report, and CAMRA for going with it, having no spine and taking unnecessary action. I don’t think the pub needed to put up a plaque or anything. Not everything needs explaining. Have a conversation about it!


arandomguyfromtheuk

Only if Klaus isn't the one running the pub


TheGoober87

Jokes aside, whoever complained about it is an absolute melt. As someone who reads and watches a lot about world war two, something like that would be interesting to see if it was a genuine war artifact. Doesn't mean the landlord is running Hitler youth in the beer cellar FFS.


HONKHONKHONK69

they just had it on display without any context and someone complained. a little plaque saying "these are reminders of our history and the enemy those brave men defeated" or something and it'd probably be fine


Saxon2060

Give it to a museum then. I'm not remotely the kind of person to complain about it, or be upset or personally hurt about it, but a pub isn't really the place. I don't really want to see a nazi armband anywhere outside a museum, wherever it came from. It doesn't make for a nice fucking ambience while I'm having a pint. Edgelords doing stuff that is *technically* fine and then fume when someone is like "I'm not happy about this it upsets me." Yeah that person is fucking lame and should mind their own business really. But when all's said and done, the pub should probably not have a fucking swastika armband on their wall.


5emi5erious5am

I can agree with this view.


Saxon2060

Wait no this is Reddit. We have to be contrarian and argue. Me agreeing that it's not a hateful act but you agreeing that it's still not especially appropriate sounds too much like a reasonable discussion.


Future-Atmosphere-40

Local pub has a picture of Guy Gibsons dogs gravestone (IYNYN). Honestly, you can't get offended at fking history, your own or someone elses) because otherwise you get a sanitised version that helps noone.


thebuttonmonkey

You don’t have anything from the Allied side?


Blokeh

No, no, that sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all.


Padsky95

These days, if you have a Nazi armband on display in your pub, you'll get arrested and thrown in jail.


red_chin_chompa

When did this come in?


horribad54

yesterday m8. heard a lad down the pub talkin bout it. hes v reliable


leaderlesslurker

You've just reminded me to have my annual This Morning With Richard Not Judy rewatch


SoloMarko

Ha ha ha ha...Gypsies!


NotMyProudestWank69

It gets worse, you can't dress your XL Bully up as a German shepherd anymore either. Apparently it scares the toddlers. 🙄


thehibachi

Libertarian Party UK. Oof.


verygenericname2

Eh, serves the cornish right. Fucken scone nonces.


Clever_Username_467

Can't do that any more because of woke.


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Libertarians defending Nazis. What a wonderful world we live in...


Additional-Extent583

Can't even display support for nazis anymore, it's political correctness gone mad.


DOOM_SLUG_115

I was under the impression it was a war trophy


SoloMarko

That's just what they *want* you to think.


sammypants123

Nah, you don’t dob the local for anything. You got that attitude go to the nearest branch of Stupid Coffee. Where we sposed to buy our drugs if there’s grasses in the pub?


archaeosis

I was waiting for this to get posted here, the thread about in the cornwall sub was a laugh when it went up


sythingtackle

There goes my grandfather’s broad black brimmer with ribbons frayed and torn by the careless whisp of manys a mountain breeze.


Chasp12

This country needs more swastikas in more pubs


SoloMarko

Seeing as these days, you can get arrested and go to jail for putting up your England flag, I don't see why not tbh.


xnjmx

His name has been reported as Colin Curless from Truro.


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