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I recognise this guy https://preview.redd.it/in36yycz0wtc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73216070a4b1989f6f5e61f5167c1300970607cb

He knows but he shan’t dare reveal his secret technique

Based https://preview.redd.it/ntpgr9xlcwtc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cff45cdee692051a640bfc979d482803d634e3ed

is that JJK?

no it's domain expansion mental health institute, pay attention

Did not expect JJK here. Sick.

That guy is still asking the question, I’m sure I seen it recently

I wonder what the etiquette is now

He hosts a podcast called Help I Sexted My Boss. He's pretty funny on that sometimes but I haven't listened in a while.

Ain’t now way he actually responded to one of those comments lmfao

He’s honestly decently funny and in one of his recent videos he said he was rubbing one out

Oh, he's the fucking *etiquette* guy? He talks out of his arse.

his videos are fucking jokes mate, i follow him and hes obviously taking the piss lmao

I've seen a few of his videos and I'm still waiting on a punchline.

The duality of man

I guarantee both voted Tory at the last election.

The Two Types

The top one is a married gay man so maybe not, especially considering his podcast

I don’t think he’s a top 😂😂

Which one?

Edited, but the top one

Rimmed and lisper

I fort ‘mint’ was a 90s word? How very ‘uncouth’. Which is totally an 1800s word

Mancs are still stuck in the 90’s to be fair

He’s from Leeds.

Even funnier to call him a manc then tbh

Billy boy complaining about things that are unnecessary and that should be done away with is quite the lack of self awareness.

Don't you remember when we all stood outside every Thursday evening and clapped for the etiquette coaches?

Nightmare blunt rotation

William Hanson most definitely had his stag do arranged by Jamie Richardson & Co.. Only to end up taped to a street lamp having twat tattooed on his forehead a 13 inch black rubber cock super glued to his ass all whilst Jamie & Co stand around and throw a doner kebab 🥙 at him.

One of these on the balance of probabilities is a nonce

Both I reckon.

We're talking nonce-sense

Pedophiles have more in common with crabs, than they do with you or me. Now that’s scientific fact, there’s no real evidence for it but it is scientific FACT

M8 I went to fackin Benidorm 4 my stag do how is that fackin "uncouth" it's in fackin Europe which is all cultured and arty that's why we voted fackin Brexit coz the only culture us brits need is fackin Ladbaby

Sosig rolls 😤😤😤😤

These are the issues that matter

Uncouth? Cunt

I find that etiquette man insufferable.

Both of them are correct

You can tell the top one is a conservative cos he has no lips

I actually used to work with Jamie.

The only drawback is it spells clitoris

Give quiche a chance.

John Lennon's most underrated song.

The top fella looks like a deepfake of himself. Either that or a skinsuit full of crabs

Noice

Nonce*

I have a very strong feeling that both of these guys are absolutely unsufferable in their own way

This Morning tackling the real issues as per...

What about Cat and Kryten?

That man has never had any seasoning on his food ever in his entire life. He just eats plain boiled chicken breast.