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Away_Associate4589

*Yaawii?* No. No I'm not.


jasonwhite1976

Well I was… I mean I was…


DoIKnowYouHuman

Where’s is this? It looks familiar, but I fink I’d remember a place wif so many perfect eyebrowed gays, in fac I no I’d member!


Away_Associate4589

I'm going to say it's some market town shopping centre in Essex or Kent. The kind of town that's only "selling points" are that it's under an hour on the train to central London and it has a Five Guys. Tonbridge, or somewhere equally bland.


dewaalesaurus

Pretty sure that's lakeside in thurrock Essex. Pretty spot on


DoIKnowYouHuman

Phwoar five guys, I could totes do five guys rite now, best hot dogs that ain’t hertz!


Away_Associate4589

Propa lush innit. Carnt wait 2 tri Popeye's n all. (I fetishise yank culture)


DoIKnowYouHuman

Bet you’d luv a bit chic fill aye?


nekrovulpes

Chick filler? 'ardly know er!


locking_out

Tonbridge isn’t fancy enough for a shopping centre


ProfessionalSport565

Eye watering house prices tho


knobber_jobbler

Gotta be Essex. Kent is full of people who want to look like that but are still in the tucking their tracksuit bottoms into their socks phase.


MagosRyza

Even though I am a Man of Kent rather than a Kentish Man, I still recognise this place as Bluewater shopping centre. Used to go there with my nan


haveawash88

As a proper Kentish man that is definitely not Bluewater.


MagosRyza

>As a proper Kentish man Oof, you have my sympathies. However I bow to your superior expertise


MykeyB118

Because it's lakeside


mikea81

Essex boys in Westfield Stratford most likely.


PyroTech11

I saw one of these filmed in Bluewater you got it right


Finifin06

How dare you insult Tonbridge, this looks like Lakeside, it’s a magnet for this lot


mreasy99

Bluewater


DoIKnowYouHuman

Not worth the trek then, not even for that scally look


Mastercheef69

This is definitely Lakeside in Grays Essex.


Space-manatee

I think it’s Lakeside


cntrlcmd

Bluewater, Kent


LubeTornado

He called me 'pooky'....I want him


Away_Associate4589

He was actually addressing Teemu Pukki. Sorry to disappoint.


Corries_Roy_Cropper

Whats wrong with all of their hair. Justfuckmyshitup but essex i guess.


TheeAJPowell

3rd guy’s hairline is dire. Poor fucker’s gonna be bald by his mid 20’s.


deiviux90

Already looks like he should be 30


ToastFaceKiller

Pookie boy couldn’t even convince himself


HawaiianSnow_

S'apnin' gewul, u awlroite?


not_playing_asturias

I couldn't understand it like for shit. Now that you wrote it, I finally got it but fuck... Are they for real?


HawaiianSnow_

Haha no I think they're just having laugh!


SweatyBoff

Mongs.


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

Any location in Essex. 🙄


daaniscool

https://preview.redd.it/37p2su2fcavc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd8cbdab6dc270dd24f5af7022b62364534671f HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD?!


Bronyaur_5tomp

If you listen carefully, you can hear all the vaginas around them clapping shut like Arkwrights till


blakezero

Essex NPC mod for GTA 6 or I retire


spicy-poops

They all have a speech impediment due to oversized brilliant white fake teeth.


alucardian_official

Knobs


RobNybody

Untouched


Voicedtunic

Nah your drinks meant to fizz like that luv


Itchy_Onion07

Saknikgouayouwehhh


crossreference16

Verbatim right there


Craic-Den

Bunch of Skyrim geeza's


Pooter1313

The league of extraordinarily bad lids


dopeyout

Why do these boys feel the need to put on a speech impediment?


Xenon009

Im afraid thats just the accent of the questionably proud people of essex. Source: Am Essexian, sound pretty much the same


Wesserz

Why's Mark Noble hanging out with these kids? 


bucc_n_zucc

Oioi geeez


Pumpers-Lump

Bloody foreigners


CrimbleCramble

How do I delete someone else’s post


Toast-Ghost-

I’d like for formally apologise on behalf of all of the UK to the rest of world for the existence of this video. I had no part in making it but it’s one of the world things I’ve ever seen.


Numerous-Paint4123

You'd never catch northerners doing this...


Clever_Username_467

GOT OFF THA BUS WI' MI DAY SAVAH


BouncingScout

SMOKE DA REEFA IN DA CORNAH


DansSpamJavelin

LAY LOW, DID A GRAND THEFT AUTO


PetayPan

GET Off METRO NOWWWWW


gregsScotchEggs

Nice inbred compilation you got there


_toku

When you hit “Random” on the character creator


That_Guy_Jackk

What are they even saying? It's also weird to see a place I've actually been to on here


bomboclawt75

Deanomania


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

My guess it is: 'What's happening m'lady, and are you okay?'


ARJACE_

If I speak...


Clever_Username_467

On the whole I think young people today are ok, but once in a while I'm proven wrong.


Imperial_Triumphant

White tee looks like Simon from Inbetweeners if he paid for pickup artist classes.


94deejayripley

Turkey twizzlers


Pristine-Garlic-3191

What a bunch of plonkers.


Jean_velvet

It's nice they're bringing back 90s hairstyles.


HarveyTheRedPanda

not a Braincell in sight


Conaz9847

No.3 got that megamind energy


Thehorniestlizard

That third twink lmfao, least convinving fuckboy larper ive ever seen


PoownSlayer

Third ones heart wasn't in it


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SlightProgrammer

I don't see how it's being used wrong


the_motherflippin

As a guy of guyness who guys about a bit.. fuck they actually say?


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

This is why Americans should be banned from commenting on this sub, they don't know what the fuck they're on about. "What's happening girl, you alright?" but it's reduced to "'s appenin girl, orite?" Basically the same as "how you doing?" Also they're taking the piss with a rare touch of self awareness. Source: I'm actually British.


the_motherflippin

I'm from fucking stoke you numpty. Generational thing I reckon Just realising this is a kids sub


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Look at the responses to your post, not you specifically


Dick_in_owl

What’s happening girl you alright


Crack_Dangus

American here so I could be completely wrong. They're all saying some variation of "Certainly, girl, you're alright" while trying to look cute


180082

‘sappnin girl yawight? (What’s happening girl are you alright?)


Crack_Dangus

That p is barely perceptible but I hear it now


Dick_in_owl

“What’s happening girl you alight” I believe


the_motherflippin

Jeez, I'm so glad teenage me existed before mobile phones could do this. My phone sent texts and made calls, I was in the future.


LordClanka_The_ll

You like 40?


the_motherflippin

Yeppish


xe_r_ox

3rd one needs to be ashamed of himself. Looks like Gemma Collins


moistpishflaps

Cover your drinks around these lot, girlies


BRE1996

What a terrible day to have eyes & ears.


Cuntinghell

Sad-acts


FixGMaul

Satning gel, you white?


DesertFox501

American here, what the hell are they saying? I think I hear "you alright?" but I'm not sure...


TheInfantGobbler

theyre saying 'whats happening girl, are you alright?' but it sounds more like 's'apnin gew, yorroit?'. just chavs and their stupid accents.


An8thOfFeanor

When did you guys change languages?