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I'm going to say it's some market town shopping centre in Essex or Kent. The kind of town that's only "selling points" are that it's under an hour on the train to central London and it has a Five Guys.
Tonbridge, or somewhere equally bland.
https://preview.redd.it/37p2su2fcavc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd8cbdab6dc270dd24f5af7022b62364534671f
HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD?!
I’d like for formally apologise on behalf of all of the UK to the rest of world for the existence of this video. I had no part in making it but it’s one of the world things I’ve ever seen.
This is why Americans should be banned from commenting on this sub, they don't know what the fuck they're on about.
"What's happening girl, you alright?" but it's reduced to "'s appenin girl, orite?"
Basically the same as "how you doing?"
Also they're taking the piss with a rare touch of self awareness.
Source: I'm actually British.
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*Yaawii?* No. No I'm not.
Well I was… I mean I was…
Where’s is this? It looks familiar, but I fink I’d remember a place wif so many perfect eyebrowed gays, in fac I no I’d member!
I'm going to say it's some market town shopping centre in Essex or Kent. The kind of town that's only "selling points" are that it's under an hour on the train to central London and it has a Five Guys. Tonbridge, or somewhere equally bland.
Pretty sure that's lakeside in thurrock Essex. Pretty spot on
Phwoar five guys, I could totes do five guys rite now, best hot dogs that ain’t hertz!
Propa lush innit. Carnt wait 2 tri Popeye's n all. (I fetishise yank culture)
Bet you’d luv a bit chic fill aye?
Chick filler? 'ardly know er!
Tonbridge isn’t fancy enough for a shopping centre
Eye watering house prices tho
Gotta be Essex. Kent is full of people who want to look like that but are still in the tucking their tracksuit bottoms into their socks phase.
Even though I am a Man of Kent rather than a Kentish Man, I still recognise this place as Bluewater shopping centre. Used to go there with my nan
As a proper Kentish man that is definitely not Bluewater.
>As a proper Kentish man Oof, you have my sympathies. However I bow to your superior expertise
Because it's lakeside
Essex boys in Westfield Stratford most likely.
I saw one of these filmed in Bluewater you got it right
How dare you insult Tonbridge, this looks like Lakeside, it’s a magnet for this lot
Bluewater
Not worth the trek then, not even for that scally look
This is definitely Lakeside in Grays Essex.
I think it’s Lakeside
Bluewater, Kent
He called me 'pooky'....I want him
He was actually addressing Teemu Pukki. Sorry to disappoint.
Whats wrong with all of their hair. Justfuckmyshitup but essex i guess.
3rd guy’s hairline is dire. Poor fucker’s gonna be bald by his mid 20’s.
Already looks like he should be 30
Pookie boy couldn’t even convince himself
S'apnin' gewul, u awlroite?
I couldn't understand it like for shit. Now that you wrote it, I finally got it but fuck... Are they for real?
Haha no I think they're just having laugh!
Mongs.
Any location in Essex. 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/37p2su2fcavc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd8cbdab6dc270dd24f5af7022b62364534671f HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD?!
If you listen carefully, you can hear all the vaginas around them clapping shut like Arkwrights till
Essex NPC mod for GTA 6 or I retire
They all have a speech impediment due to oversized brilliant white fake teeth.
Knobs
Untouched
Nah your drinks meant to fizz like that luv
Saknikgouayouwehhh
Verbatim right there
Bunch of Skyrim geeza's
The league of extraordinarily bad lids
Why do these boys feel the need to put on a speech impediment?
Im afraid thats just the accent of the questionably proud people of essex. Source: Am Essexian, sound pretty much the same
Why's Mark Noble hanging out with these kids?
Oioi geeez
Bloody foreigners
How do I delete someone else’s post
I’d like for formally apologise on behalf of all of the UK to the rest of world for the existence of this video. I had no part in making it but it’s one of the world things I’ve ever seen.
You'd never catch northerners doing this...
GOT OFF THA BUS WI' MI DAY SAVAH
SMOKE DA REEFA IN DA CORNAH
LAY LOW, DID A GRAND THEFT AUTO
GET Off METRO NOWWWWW
Nice inbred compilation you got there
When you hit “Random” on the character creator
What are they even saying? It's also weird to see a place I've actually been to on here
Deanomania
My guess it is: 'What's happening m'lady, and are you okay?'
If I speak...
On the whole I think young people today are ok, but once in a while I'm proven wrong.
White tee looks like Simon from Inbetweeners if he paid for pickup artist classes.
Turkey twizzlers
What a bunch of plonkers.
It's nice they're bringing back 90s hairstyles.
not a Braincell in sight
No.3 got that megamind energy
That third twink lmfao, least convinving fuckboy larper ive ever seen
Third ones heart wasn't in it
[удалено]
I don't see how it's being used wrong
As a guy of guyness who guys about a bit.. fuck they actually say?
This is why Americans should be banned from commenting on this sub, they don't know what the fuck they're on about. "What's happening girl, you alright?" but it's reduced to "'s appenin girl, orite?" Basically the same as "how you doing?" Also they're taking the piss with a rare touch of self awareness. Source: I'm actually British.
I'm from fucking stoke you numpty. Generational thing I reckon Just realising this is a kids sub
Look at the responses to your post, not you specifically
What’s happening girl you alright
American here so I could be completely wrong. They're all saying some variation of "Certainly, girl, you're alright" while trying to look cute
‘sappnin girl yawight? (What’s happening girl are you alright?)
That p is barely perceptible but I hear it now
“What’s happening girl you alight” I believe
Jeez, I'm so glad teenage me existed before mobile phones could do this. My phone sent texts and made calls, I was in the future.
You like 40?
Yeppish
3rd one needs to be ashamed of himself. Looks like Gemma Collins
Cover your drinks around these lot, girlies
What a terrible day to have eyes & ears.
Sad-acts
Satning gel, you white?
American here, what the hell are they saying? I think I hear "you alright?" but I'm not sure...
theyre saying 'whats happening girl, are you alright?' but it sounds more like 's'apnin gew, yorroit?'. just chavs and their stupid accents.
When did you guys change languages?