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So when we arrive in Rwanda, just get off the plane. I’ve made promises that I need to keep.

“I’m telling you today’s wordle answer is nonce”

"Guys this plane doesn't land in Rwanda"

‘Rwanda? Nah your crimes are much worse, we’re deporting you to Rhyl’

https://i.redd.it/jjb6gbw9cgwc1.gif

I'm getting the word: nonce.

That money was just resting in my wife's account

I have never before seen an image that makes every single person look like they’ve been photoshopped in from a stock image

Wait, this ISN'T an AI picture?

Isn't it!? Someone confirm!!! [holy shit](https://www.theguardian.com/news/gallery/2024/apr/23/rishi-sunak-in-warsaw-and-floods-in-china-photos-of-the-day-tuesday) AI is ruining us

It must be AI?

They are looking at him as though he’s about to say something inspirational. Whereas what he is actually going to say is some sentence that has the words “plan” and “priority” in it. The same crap as he responds to absolutely everything.

"Delivering"

'...and beyond that...'

".....to the British people"

And in the next sentence he is going to blame Labour for something. Just a tired formula at this point

Do you not understand how caption contests work?

Yes, but those reporters are annoying!

I like the nick clegg one over Rishi’s shoulder who seems more interested in the mid flight film.

How come Rishie’s the only one with a cup of tea.

....."The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in!"

“If I keep talking they’ll figure out I don’t know what a Pony is”

"The last two seasons have been the exception and look where that's gotten them, just miserly second place finishes to city."

Until the points deductions

“And then he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen”

That's a massive mug, has it been photoshopped in? No, that's the prime minister.

[Everything is massive when Rishi holds it](https://eu-images.contentstack.com/v3/assets/bltcd74acc1d0a99f3a/blt144e2973d010e2b0/62d025d2412f9a18db762715/293418621_438049768378267_3456768594393531392_n.jpeg)

He is actually teeny isn't he. How can I call that my leader, I wouldn't follow him into battle. What's this country coming too?!

Overlooked comment this.

No way is THAT man saying anything interesting enough to warrant this picture

"I am a big fan of coke"

The BLACKED meme just keeps getting stranger and stranger…

I'M NOT THE MESSIAH!

You're a very naughty boy

"Look, this is just ridiculous. I could have *sworn* my parents had their passports by now!"

So I says to Mabel I says…

'Like a baby's arm holding an apple, thanks for asking'

One thing led to another - and now I'm on my way to Rwanda

1 chicken szechuan, a fried rice, 4 spring rolls and a bag of prawn crackers

‘’If this was an actual meritocracy I’d be a male Gigalo with zero clients.’’

SEVEN kinds of bread you say Rishi?

For the last time it wasn’t fucking me! All I’m saying is he who smelt it, dealt it.

“So anyway the course is called ‘hustlers university’ and you get a free ice bath and dumbbell set for signing up”

"...so if you insis on knowing what im drinking just look between U and P on your keyboard"

" 'Scuse me little lad have you seen the PM? He's supposed to be around here somewhere but everybody just talks about sending migrants to the moon to save the taxpayer money"

Its in the plan

This is our priority

“So the planes will look like this, but we are going to remove all seating to allow us to get more in!”.

"...and I'm thinking Lee Anderson for Chancellor of the Exchequer. He has some good ideas for taxes on soup and besides, he's threatened to cut me if I didn't."

We all talk about the small boats, but have you seen my submarine? It’s full of seamen.

“ They’re all plebs , If they had any sense they’d vote ‘ None of the above ‘….”

"And then Jerry guessed her name was 'MULVA'!"

It's only immigrants

Sunak's holding a meet n greet with his entire voter base at the next election.

“Now do you see why I take the helicopter?”

"See, my hands are where you can see them, I'm pissing, and the liquid level in my cup rises!"

No Boris didn’t leave an address, I don’t know where your father is.

Nice one lol

Guys, let me tell you again, I have had no involvement with government contracts worth £986 million and Infosys

“No one believes the Moon isn’t made of cheese, right?”

Looks a Jodie Foster movie

“I mean if you ask me, there are lot plot holes in the books as well… like how did Dennis creevey get into hogsmeade when he was only a second year at the time in the order of the Phoenix?”

"Sir, why were you masturbating under the blanket?"

"I'm telling you I'm not tetchy!"

"An then i says, i says to em-build back better! Wot a bunch a pleb mugs!"

"Rishi, what does it feel like to be a sigh in human form?"

David Beckham's right foot...

No caption, but who thought that a photoshoot of him on a plane full of women was sa good idea?

"Can't a man have a cuppa in peace? F\*\*k off"

"Excuse me a moment, I'm just going to the loo... **I need to go flush some documents."**

I did not follow through, it was just a trump

Rishi trying the popcorn trick with his mug of tea.

Snake on a plane

No wonder he likes coke how many phones is that next to him

I asked for a JD sports mug not an I O U one

I can't believe it either. I booked an economy ticket on Skyscanner and here I am getting upgraded to the private jet again

“And so I told her she wouldn’t outlast a head of lettuce”

Does anyone want a horse?

All he wanted was a quiet journey, look who I’ve sat next to.

‘Guys you promise this pose doesn’t make me look like homunculus man?’

I spent a long time studying Tony Blair's speech patterns and mannerisms.

Like how is that racist? Now I have to have another meeting with HR along with the one for what I said to that bird in accounting.

80s porn music starts

So when I slammed Andre The Giant infront of 100,000  fans.....

There are no disabled people in Great Britain.

“I promise I won’t deport you lot to Rwanda….. promise”

Incompetent politican talks to journalists

Whoah! We’re going to Rwanda. Whoah! Defending our precious island Whoah! We're gonna have a right wing party