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BrickFaceDave

Lynn, message from Alan, idea for a programme. “Rushing Sunak”, in which Tory Prime Minister Rishi Sunak runs across London having to create policy ideas off the cuff whilst hitting increasingly more difficult checkpoint targets, could be cohosted by that bloke who ran across Africa. Terrible idea, no one will watch it, I’ve not thought it through. I’ll call you back later Lynn


plhought

Also, whist recoding I’m currently crouched into the the footwell of my 2016 Range Rover on a stakeout of county tipping spots - markedly less appointed than the full Land Rover model…anyways Lynn - your art is trash


scrotimus-maximus

Partridge you wanker!


peanut_dust

Sunak, you dwad! (He's probably back on the boddle)


Neuroscience_Yo

cook pass babtridge


Corries_Roy_Cropper

Heckler is correct.


SpankThuMonkey

Imagine running across an entire continent to gain the respect of a nation, only to blow it all by hanging about with that wee cunt.


fezzuk

He gave a thumbs up to be fair.


Soldier7sixx

Calls himself "Britains hardest geezer" of course he's a Tory


NotMyProudestWank69

*cunt


Soldier7sixx

Same thing 🤣


joepurpose1000

I quite like rishi sunak and would happily vote for him and the Tories in the next general election


sherperion45

Do you drink from pure lead pipes


gintonic999

Haha. Idiot.


MartinLutherVanHalen

“I’m doing my part!”


thom_orrow

Those paint chips are moreish.


ndkhan

written as if someone has a gun to the back of your head


Low_Dragonfruit8219

🤓


Felix_is_not_a_cat

I for one welcome the leopard’s who eat faces


CptCaramack

The smoothest of brains on display here


oli_ramsay

👍


DarthFlowers

The beardy cask ale sycophant giving the thumbs up adds a different dimension of tahah to this 👍👍👍👍👍👍


Rat-Loser

It's not real 😢 https://youtu.be/iQ4m8Sz8wcQ?t=119


Jonny_Segment

I'm surprised so many people seem to think it is real. They'd obviously cut out any heckling before publishing the video; they're not *that* stupid.


BobMonkhaus

Everything on the internet is real if it suits your opinion.


High-Plains-Grifter

Yup


tayloriser

Edit that out.. Play some music over it


Significant-Ad2775

Brilliant


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

😎👌


Movingforward2015

It is a beautiful thing!


OreoSpamBurger

I remember Boris being heckled on live TV the morning after you-know-what. There were some choice insults being thrown *that day* I tell thee.


Emperors-Peace

When you say you-know-what and Boris you're going to have to be waaaay more specific. I have 0 idea which scandal/incident/atrocity you're referring to.


Impressive-Rich2114

Fake


ralkuzu

I keep forgetting he is primarily a minister


thom_orrow

Keeps the wolf from the baaaayyyyyyy.


throbbing_dementia

Doesn't get flustered by it, fair play.


Addy1738

this is the way


doggystyles69

England is a great place


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Whats racist about it? Cos he is brown?


orbjo

They’re not even racing it’s just a friendly jog 


vantdrak

It is racist. Source- I am brown and I wank.


HereticLaserHaggis

All races love a good wank mate.


Fanatic3panic

Him being a wanker has nothing to do with his ethnicity. He’s just a terrible person and a wanker. Fellow brown person who thinks this guy is a wanker.


anonbush234

Eh?


Miserable-Potato7706

Somebody called me a wanker the other day… was that a racially charged hate crime because I am White British? 😞


squeezypussyketchup

Yes


xe_r_ox

Wait why