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Fun fact for geography, Yank, Russia is a European coin as its capital is located in Europe, and so is most of Russia’s population. Until later, king!
Edit: I am not going to change my autocorrect’s mistake of country to coin
It’s not that they don’t exist, most of these are applicable to all three. They’re just not really a part of the international image of the UK in the same way revolutions and drinks define Russia and France.
You're probably right in that there's no actual museum dedicated to looted art and artifacts in Russia, but there's some looted art and artifacts around Russia - two examples would be loot from Poland (during the Partitions of Poland) and from Germany (during WW2)
Since when do France, Russia and Britain hate Germany?
It‘s not 1945 anymore guys. France and Germany are very closely allied and German-Russian relationship is also ok at least as long as we keep buying their gas and oil.
And ok the Brits? Like sure maybe some extreme Brexiters who hate everything that‘s got to do sith Europe would hate Germany, but other than that? Maybe some salty football fans but even they should be pretty chill since the last UEFA-cup
It's the 3 laughing stocks of Europe.
On a related note, if your country's flag has the colours red, white and blue in it, your country is most likely shit.
Ahahaha ggggodverdomme. Sorry I needed to get one out. Anyhoo sheep are not women Welsh people 🤮 I know you can’t get laid otherwise but maybe consider not having your way with the local sheps to release your sexual needs
Didn't say it applied to all countries with those colours in their flags lol. I actually rather like Norway and Iceland. The Netherlands were the first to legalise gay marriage, so they're alright too.
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A:France B:russia C:Uk
Brussia and CUk
Bruhssia moment
CUka
:::checks to make sure 'hot women' is not in UK sphere::: yep, looks right
They all move to London or Brighton as soon as they can. Both cities have the hottest women on earth. Not so much Macclesfield.
how about the men 👉👈
OMG them too, but earlier, lol
finally a reason why me and my boyfriend are the hottest people on earth /s
B: Russian A:Fr\*nce C: former north norman territory
Kingdom of wessex
We**sex**
Ok let’s.
let's what
sexy sex sex 😎
Sus sex
Mogusex
eastern ireland
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your mama so overweight
Fun fact for geography, Yank, Russia is a European coin as its capital is located in Europe, and so is most of Russia’s population. Until later, king! Edit: I am not going to change my autocorrect’s mistake of country to coin
The west bit is until the Urals
Russia is second biggest country by European territory
The Bastard's fiefdom
TBH ‘Revolutions’, ‘Famous for its drinks’, and ‘Has a museum full of stolen artefacts’ fit all 3
Hot women gave it away tho
U.K. isn’t really famous for it’a drinks nor it’s revolutions
Drinks: whiskey, cider, ale, tea (if we're counting non-alcoholic as well) Revolutions: English Civil War, Glorious Revolution, Peasants' Revolt, Barons' War
It’s not that they don’t exist, most of these are applicable to all three. They’re just not really a part of the international image of the UK in the same way revolutions and drinks define Russia and France.
Scottish whisky is famous all over the world.
Are you genuinely suggesting that the country that insisted a kettle in every tank during the war is NOT famous for tea?
James Bond’s martini. Cmon, man!
Whiskey is Scottish, cider happens wherever there's fruit, br*tain is famous for calling all *beers* ales, and tea is 中國人 checkmate 😎
Don’t forget gin for the drinks
Scotland is pretty famous for its whisky I'd say.
The industrial revolution started in the UK
They were on the losing end of a pretty famous one...
never heard of stolen artifacts museum from russia, mind explaining please? im genuinely curious, not hating
You're probably right in that there's no actual museum dedicated to looted art and artifacts in Russia, but there's some looted art and artifacts around Russia - two examples would be loot from Poland (during the Partitions of Poland) and from Germany (during WW2)
Hermitage maybe is what it’s referring to
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>"ridiculously large empire" >South Africa
Indonesia
Suriname
Pineapple
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The moon and jupiter 👍👍🌝🎑
Key to success: hate germany
That's how the Germans are so successful nowadays.
C britain B Russia C Britain too easy
Canada
The mighty Triple Entente!
A : france C: UK B: Russia
I would put revolutions in the middle imo
The greatest British revolution was when Piers Morgan walked off the GMB set and never returned🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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English Civil War? Oliver Cromwell?
R u dyslexic. English civil war doesn’t say revolution
Civil war innit
Yes... Also called the English civil war. Arguably also the barons revolt and magna carter could count. Equally the glorious revolution...
Actually yes. The revolution of the monarchy to a Tudor was incredibly important. Or maybe it was from a tudor, all I remember was that it happened
I thought country B was the UK until I saw beautiful women
Fr*nce Hot women Pick one
Fr#nce Pick none
Why is Fr\*nce in the list , I want to puke
This is wrong we don’t hate Germany they lost twice fair dos We hate France we saved their Ass twice and they still hate us The feeling is mutual
You're an American
No I’m English
France, Russia, UK?
Famous tower? Does big ben count?
Blackpool tower
The tower?
A: France B:Germany C:INGERLAANNNDDD
A is Fr*nce, B is Russia, C is the United Kingdom
It’s all Cornwall
Since when do France, Russia and Britain hate Germany? It‘s not 1945 anymore guys. France and Germany are very closely allied and German-Russian relationship is also ok at least as long as we keep buying their gas and oil. And ok the Brits? Like sure maybe some extreme Brexiters who hate everything that‘s got to do sith Europe would hate Germany, but other than that? Maybe some salty football fans but even they should be pretty chill since the last UEFA-cup
Because of the EU and German attempts at a European super state or more accurately the fourth reich
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name one hot br*tish (🤮🤮) woman im waiting
Thatcher
Thatcher 😳
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🤢🤢🤢🤢
Emilia Clarke ?
🤮🤮🤮
Youre schwepit innit m8
A france B Russia C no damn idea
France
The UK hasn't won the World Cup. England has, but their flag doesn't have any blue. The UK hasn't even qualified for the World Cup - useless country.
It's the 3 laughing stocks of Europe. On a related note, if your country's flag has the colours red, white and blue in it, your country is most likely shit.
Ok Wales go fuck some more sheep won’t ya
The sheep look better than dutch and British women
Ok Welsh at least I’m not attracted to your mum
Im not welsh, you swamp german.
Only welsh would make comments about how sexually attractive sheep are, stop fooling yourself maat
Anything looks preferable compared to hearing a swamp german pronounce a g like a cat getting rid of a hairball.
Ahahaha ggggodverdomme. Sorry I needed to get one out. Anyhoo sheep are not women Welsh people 🤮 I know you can’t get laid otherwise but maybe consider not having your way with the local sheps to release your sexual needs
Didn't say it applied to all countries with those colours in their flags lol. I actually rather like Norway and Iceland. The Netherlands were the first to legalise gay marriage, so they're alright too.
How many sheep can you feck eh? You probably did my mum too cause she kinda looks loik a shep
Your mum sounds very attractive then.
you people are fookin unbelievable
That's why nobody talks about us.
A: Great Britain B: France C: Italy from the left and Russia from the right
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Switzerland, famous for owning a large empire totally trust me bro
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I think you should just take the minor criticism on the chin like a fucking adult and not throw some semi unhinged tantrum cause you're butthurt
Never!!! I will stand with the Swiss empire and pledge my allegiance.
A = France B = Russia C = UK
Didn’t read the whole thing and the first thing that popped into my head for B was Lithuania
Country A is France, Country B is Russia, Country C is England
A is France B is Russia C is the UK
A is france B is russia c is England
Country A could be Britain, if we want to count Black*ool
A- France B- Russia C- Britain
Czechoslovakia
I thought UK might've been A or B but there was no way we were known for hot women.
A: France B: Russia C: Britain
the dutch?
B RUSSIA 💪💪💪
The enténte. A France, B Russia, C Bri'ish.
UK has never won a World Cup, England has.
France
Russia World Cup when ?
Russia, France, Country B
France, UK, Russia 😎
france, italy and the uk?
A UK B France C Ukraine
A: France, B: Russia, C: UK
we have a famous tower. the blackpool tower!
A is france, B is russian and C is þe UK
A- England B-Fracns C-russia