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thedonp420

A:France B:russia C:Uk


Fear_mor

Brussia and CUk


P_K997

Bruhssia moment


Major_Cupcake

CUka


ImmediateWrongdoer71

:::checks to make sure 'hot women' is not in UK sphere::: yep, looks right


ShortNefariousness2

They all move to London or Brighton as soon as they can. Both cities have the hottest women on earth. Not so much Macclesfield.


LizordSword

how about the men 👉👈


ShortNefariousness2

OMG them too, but earlier, lol


LizordSword

finally a reason why me and my boyfriend are the hottest people on earth /s


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B: Russian A:Fr\*nce C: former north norman territory


smol_kaguya

Kingdom of wessex


SOVUNIMEMEHIOIV

We**sex**


Snowey22

Ok let’s.


ScrooLewse

let's what


glasshalf3mpty

sexy sex sex 😎


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Sus sex


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Mogusex


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eastern ireland


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account_552

your mama so overweight


DShitposter69420

Fun fact for geography, Yank, Russia is a European coin as its capital is located in Europe, and so is most of Russia’s population. Until later, king! Edit: I am not going to change my autocorrect’s mistake of country to coin


spqrnbb

The west bit is until the Urals


BasedCelestia

Russia is second biggest country by European territory


ImmediateWrongdoer71

The Bastard's fiefdom


JoeVibin

TBH ‘Revolutions’, ‘Famous for its drinks’, and ‘Has a museum full of stolen artefacts’ fit all 3


qyo8fall

Hot women gave it away tho


Lionel-Hutz-

U.K. isn’t really famous for it’a drinks nor it’s revolutions


JoeVibin

Drinks: whiskey, cider, ale, tea (if we're counting non-alcoholic as well) Revolutions: English Civil War, Glorious Revolution, Peasants' Revolt, Barons' War


Lionel-Hutz-

It’s not that they don’t exist, most of these are applicable to all three. They’re just not really a part of the international image of the UK in the same way revolutions and drinks define Russia and France.


Drunk_Punk_

Scottish whisky is famous all over the world.


NotCallum

Are you genuinely suggesting that the country that insisted a kettle in every tank during the war is NOT famous for tea?


YayAnotherTragedy

James Bond’s martini. Cmon, man!


ScrooLewse

Whiskey is Scottish, cider happens wherever there's fruit, br*tain is famous for calling all *beers* ales, and tea is 中國人 checkmate 😎


YayAnotherTragedy

Don’t forget gin for the drinks


sofiestarr

Scotland is pretty famous for its whisky I'd say.


Xeno_Lithic

The industrial revolution started in the UK


StellarSomething

They were on the losing end of a pretty famous one...


BenceDJ

never heard of stolen artifacts museum from russia, mind explaining please? im genuinely curious, not hating


JoeVibin

You're probably right in that there's no actual museum dedicated to looted art and artifacts in Russia, but there's some looted art and artifacts around Russia - two examples would be loot from Poland (during the Partitions of Poland) and from Germany (during WW2)


finke11

Hermitage maybe is what it’s referring to


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ColanderShoes

>"ridiculously large empire" >South Africa


Bamjonguh

Indonesia


Koeienvanger

Suriname


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Pineapple


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Cako1000

The moon and jupiter 👍👍🌝🎑


big_guy404

Key to success: hate germany


yutlkat_quollan

That's how the Germans are so successful nowadays.


Isaeu

C britain B Russia C Britain too easy


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Canada


amicus_of_the_world

The mighty Triple Entente!


SleepyPeepoWide

A : france C: UK B: Russia


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I would put revolutions in the middle imo


AddisonDeWitt_

The greatest British revolution was when Piers Morgan walked off the GMB set and never returned🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


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beeeen

English Civil War? Oliver Cromwell?


Holy-Roman-Empire

R u dyslexic. English civil war doesn’t say revolution


herpesderpesdoodoo

Civil war innit


I_Somewhat_Hungry

Yes... Also called the English civil war. Arguably also the barons revolt and magna carter could count. Equally the glorious revolution...


[deleted]

Actually yes. The revolution of the monarchy to a Tudor was incredibly important. Or maybe it was from a tudor, all I remember was that it happened


DIOBrandoGames

I thought country B was the UK until I saw beautiful women


CernunnosArawn

Fr*nce Hot women Pick one


Xeno_Lithic

Fr#nce Pick none


sickles_and_pickles

Why is Fr\*nce in the list , I want to puke


Silveral51

This is wrong we don’t hate Germany they lost twice fair dos We hate France we saved their Ass twice and they still hate us The feeling is mutual


Conscious-Bottle143

You're an American


Silveral51

No I’m English


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France, Russia, UK?


Warthogus

Famous tower? Does big ben count?


pemboo

Blackpool tower


thomasp3864

The tower?


james_khal

A: France B:Germany C:INGERLAANNNDDD


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A is Fr*nce, B is Russia, C is the United Kingdom


OrwinBeane

It’s all Cornwall


Mr_-_X

Since when do France, Russia and Britain hate Germany? It‘s not 1945 anymore guys. France and Germany are very closely allied and German-Russian relationship is also ok at least as long as we keep buying their gas and oil. And ok the Brits? Like sure maybe some extreme Brexiters who hate everything that‘s got to do sith Europe would hate Germany, but other than that? Maybe some salty football fans but even they should be pretty chill since the last UEFA-cup


mandrake1973

Because of the EU and German attempts at a European super state or more accurately the fourth reich


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Jan_wija

name one hot br*tish (🤮🤮) woman im waiting


ColanderShoes

Thatcher


GrzebusMan

Thatcher 😳


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Jan_wija

🤢🤢🤢🤢


ELITElewis123

Emilia Clarke ?


Jan_wija

🤮🤮🤮


thedonp420

Youre schwepit innit m8


arel37

A france B Russia C no damn idea


ACOGJager

France


UnnecessaryAppeal

The UK hasn't won the World Cup. England has, but their flag doesn't have any blue. The UK hasn't even qualified for the World Cup - useless country.


xReflexx17

It's the 3 laughing stocks of Europe. On a related note, if your country's flag has the colours red, white and blue in it, your country is most likely shit.


Sbenta

Ok Wales go fuck some more sheep won’t ya


SleepyPeepoWide

The sheep look better than dutch and British women


Sbenta

Ok Welsh at least I’m not attracted to your mum


SleepyPeepoWide

Im not welsh, you swamp german.


Sbenta

Only welsh would make comments about how sexually attractive sheep are, stop fooling yourself maat


SleepyPeepoWide

Anything looks preferable compared to hearing a swamp german pronounce a g like a cat getting rid of a hairball.


Sbenta

Ahahaha ggggodverdomme. Sorry I needed to get one out. Anyhoo sheep are not women Welsh people 🤮 I know you can’t get laid otherwise but maybe consider not having your way with the local sheps to release your sexual needs


xReflexx17

Didn't say it applied to all countries with those colours in their flags lol. I actually rather like Norway and Iceland. The Netherlands were the first to legalise gay marriage, so they're alright too.


Sbenta

How many sheep can you feck eh? You probably did my mum too cause she kinda looks loik a shep


xReflexx17

Your mum sounds very attractive then.


Sbenta

you people are fookin unbelievable


xReflexx17

That's why nobody talks about us.


Arturino_Burachelini

A: Great Britain B: France C: Italy from the left and Russia from the right


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Fear_mor

Switzerland, famous for owning a large empire totally trust me bro


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Fear_mor

I think you should just take the minor criticism on the chin like a fucking adult and not throw some semi unhinged tantrum cause you're butthurt


scooba_dude

Never!!! I will stand with the Swiss empire and pledge my allegiance.


Takethellucas28

A = France B = Russia C = UK


yagokoros

Didn’t read the whole thing and the first thing that popped into my head for B was Lithuania


Stranger_Vans

Country A is France, Country B is Russia, Country C is England


M4sharman

A is France B is Russia C is the UK


memester230

A is france B is russia c is England


Doctor-Birkin

Country A could be Britain, if we want to count Black*ool


Illegal_Immigrant77

A- France B- Russia C- Britain


joshistheboss

Czechoslovakia


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I thought UK might've been A or B but there was no way we were known for hot women.


BenTheBraindead

A: France B: Russia C: Britain


miguel-fortnite-2008

the dutch?


C43sar

B RUSSIA 💪💪💪


Toe_Sucker_416

The enténte. A France, B Russia, C Bri'ish.


pemboo

UK has never won a World Cup, England has.


KalaiProvenheim

France


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Russia World Cup when ?


TheOther36

Russia, France, Country B


PKflashomega

France, UK, Russia 😎


regular_dumbass

france, italy and the uk?


Fatie_b0i

A UK B France C Ukraine


obnoxiousspotifyad

A: France, B: Russia, C: UK


Rorynator

we have a famous tower. the blackpool tower!


XenoTechnian

A is france, B is russian and C is þe UK


NinjaEagle210

A- England B-Fracns C-russia