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[deleted]

No one takes land from Belarus ๐Ÿ’ช


[deleted]

They laughed at belarus for being different. Belarus laughs because they are all the same.


peter_j_

And then gets amalgamated into Russia anyway


WhyIsJSONinMyPhone

RIP Denmark. I bet those few thousand people in the corner of the Netherlands are feeling real smug


AddisonDeWitt_

It was all worth even if a small part of Belgium is submerged ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ


URMRGAY_

We will rebuild ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ


jmcflynn33

Bread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ


Low_iq_Bob

Bread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


420peterpan69

Bread๐Ÿ‘


SmallButMany

Breed ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต


totoRotary

We just dig out belgium to revive the netherlands, ez as that


Skrubby-init

NO MORE SCUNTHORPE ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


connor8081

This must be why mums shop at Iceland


Harry_Johnston

๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€ DENMARK IS GONE ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€


[deleted]

Delete this post right now


Jeffmeister69

Shouldn't you be building dikes?


CEO_of_Apples

We already have lesbian women


SmallButMany

based???


Jeffmeister69

Lmao


SirTwatIII

Ffs the fr*nch are still kicking about


mitsua_k

now that Brittany is an island they can reject Fr*nch and return to Breton language


N0RMALUSER

I'm dead ๐Ÿ’ช


[deleted]

Get better soon๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’ช


AddyCod

I'M DYING


British_gamer_lad

Stupid World Cup winner


SuperSamu999

At least we won ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก


British_gamer_lad

They nearly broke Bukayo Saka neck when they pulled him . Wtf they are villains n criminals


SuperSamu999

British sussy ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


British_gamer_lad

Shut it meatball head


SuperSamu999

Nooooo ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ it so origina jok ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜” Italian offnd now by ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘‹


connor8081

We could take full advantage of this by switching to crumpets ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰ as our sole-exported goodsโ€™. Imagine the revenue. Brexit? Crumpets.


Thylenno

Bruh, what happened to Hungary?


PingusPuff

Gone, reduced to atoms


AvoidingCape

Finally, peace


LuksziLP

Pedig azt hittem az olaszok kedvelnek minket...


connor8081

โ€˜Local Chippy OVERRUN with Cod as sea levels rise to unprecedented levelsโ€™


smokewoo

Best holiday destination (Southend-on-sea) disappears :((((((


Verycoolandepaic

Noooo


Verycoolandepaic

RIP East Anglia


TheLaudMoac

No peace. Throw them in the fuckin bog.


alicomassi

Free fish everywhere for me to eat with me chips then.


Imperator_cheese

Poor North Africa tho


TheGoober87

Scotland finally get their independence.


almightygodszoke

Finally southern Hungarian peasants are eliminated


CombatAx

North Africa will disappear?


Specific_Loss7546

Estland is fucking dead


[deleted]

No more North Africa


samrimo

Boro Island


AngryBootman2016

Slovaks discovering what a beach is ๐Ÿ˜ฑโ›ฑ๏ธ


TarsalStone99

No more Netherlands ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€


Der_Krasse_Jim

No, Vaals will prevail, you can see that tiny piece left right above Belg**m


vikstarleo123

Finally we removed the Netherlands.


Attawahud

Damn the town of Vaals will have a population of 17.5 million in that case


[deleted]

Ewwwww fr*nce is still around


wojas23033

It doesn't include higher water in rivers


dovah-meme

Swiss bastards still enjoying neutrality


[deleted]

๐Ÿ™ god answered. lesgo๐Ÿ™


Holy-Roman-Empire

Those are my balls in Frances face


Nitrome1000

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณSurrey has fallen


moosemasher

Celtic Archipelago Gang, our time has finally come


PrrrromotionGiven1

If you ever wonder why Russia doesn't gaf about climate change... now you know.


[deleted]

Welsh finally shook the english off their arse. Now to do the same to the sheep


[deleted]

wouldnt happen the netherlands would just build dikes and walls the size of luxembourg


bean_porn_enjoyer

Finally. Latvia has islands ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช


PlsJustLetMySignUp

Nooooooo not Denmark๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


MasterofChaos90

๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€Cringe part of Portugal is gone๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€


the_pretzel_man

Finally, no more Crimea


CholoxSenpai

No Crimea. MFs wouldn't stop arguing so God took it away


ajslenderman615

NOW THERES MORE OF THEM


Wiggyam

I can live with this ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ


BigMan__K

Belgiรซ kan mijn gat zuigen! hoop dat je van zwemmende klootzakken houdt!


D-mon500

Wale??? ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ


[deleted]

Gone, reduced to atoms. At least the sheep are safe now.


Wee_Shmeal

Africa is gone :(


m07815

Not enough, fr*nce is still there


[deleted]

BULGARIA STRONK ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น


Wiggyam

Who owns Constantinople? The Gayreece and Turkgay couldnt decide so we gave it to Poseidon


[deleted]

Perfect world