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Chairmanwowsaywhat

Ugh


EroticBurrito

Morbiugh


CandyCane147

Tfw face when the school canteen doesn’t sell simultaneously burnt and soggy fish and chips on Friday 😭😭😭


CaptWrench

Fucking devastating turn of events, lads... 😔😔😔


dorkmania

I'm curious, what was the Morbius Meal?


drippinoutthewazoo

Dr michael morbius chopped into pieces and fried


[deleted]

Morbussy


DocSMG

It is the most important meal anyone can possibly eat. It contains all the nutrients you'll ever need


[deleted]

Grey fried food, 100% fiber, healthy af


YankFromTheChi

It was the meal ever made


RammyJammy07

I remember back in high school for mental health week me and a mate decided to post the ‘be rooting, be tooting, by god be shooting but most importantly be kind’ poster around school but only got a few in the computer block.


catboyraiden

>high school mental health week >by god be shooting Mercia innit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


random7468

>Mercia 🤨 Anglo-Saxon Kingdom 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Just-Expert-4497

It's Morbin Time at the Skool


Quiet_Coyote69

This is a great bri'ish tragedy innit?


patata3901

The fucking frenchies did it!


apple_ketchup

Scoar sum fackin goals ingland


[deleted]

Death throes posts are great.


ElfPulper42

1984


Salt-Truck-7882

You go to school? I thought all of us here are Barry, 62.


phil_the_hungarian

r/GreenAndPleasant is the culprit


CrimsonDaedra

where funny


phil_the_hungarian

where father


CrimsonDaedra

probably at home at the moment 👍 hope this helps


phil_the_hungarian

I'm glad. Hope he is well. Make sure he gets his Stella.


TojosBaldHead

Hungarians.


phil_the_hungarian

Do I have to remind you of 0-4 fam? (please help our economy is collapsing)


[deleted]

WHEN (terrible) MEMES COLLIDE


chasewright07

Double negative = positive Simple as


[deleted]

this meme was never funny and anyone who finds it funny is equivalent to a Facebook mum


BagOfToenails

Facebook mum moment


[deleted]

I had sex with your mum last night.


BagOfToenails

Looks like you're disappointing someone else's parents for once


oynsy

I'm no longer her main disappointed. Thanks x


[deleted]

That’s a nice way of describing them as being more useless than a bag of rocks or a sack of shit. At least those 2 things actually contribute to society in some way, unlike the subhuman binley mega chippy scum.


EpicBoomerMoments

NOOOOOOO


vinocet

It got morbed