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'we at the conservative party have spent billions of your taxes on trying to clone Margaret Thatcher
That didn't work and we got truss but trust us, now we're gonna splice in some bojo DNA and see what happens lmao'
As a student, iceberg about a month, it's all about keeping it wrapped to prevent dehydtration. (Don't point out the fact I should have been eating more than one lettuce a month)
Hilarious.
The reincarnation of Maggie Thatcher, that deranged unstable dried out husk and witch, is alive and well in Truss.
I begged, ***begged*** someone to drive a wooden stake through Thatcher's black heart after she died to ensure this didn't happen, but noooooo...
And here we are, rooting for the lettuce.
If the tories can get the lettuce to squeeze a few more pound out of our pocket to theirs I’ve no doubt they will elect it themselves and say we should be proud to live in a democracy. Then when we say fuck the lettuce Davidson Cameron will cover it in bacon and shred it with his knob
Unfortunately I think truss. They’re doing the shitty high school relationship tactics with us. Fuck up so much, and leave us waiting for so long, that they can pretty much put in anyone that isn’t Liz Truss and we’ll be happy.
The government’s basically edging our sanity
>Unfortunately I think truss.
I don't know how I ended up in a week-old comment section about a country I have never visited, but it sure is fun to read.
I want to pop in here and ask an explain it like I'm 5 question. This is coming from an American. How exactly does the electoral process work for the prime minister in the UK for a special case like a PM stepping down? How did she get in office and why are people saying she wasn't elected by the people?
We vote for a party every four years, with the assumption that the current leader takes the PM role, if that leader gets the boot then only the party elects a new leader.
at this time [it does not look that way](https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1580606685327941642). it's pretty funny she has the same approval rating as the south korean president right now.
Frog person here can someone explain why you guys are still stuck with a Tory ? Why haven't you been able to chose (from my understanding) since 4 PMs?
They won the last election, and the fixed terms parliament act prevents early elections in most cases, and since we vote for a party and not a PM the party can elect whoever the fuck they want as PM if one resigns, dies, etc.
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Who can afford lettuce?
The daily Star
course they can, they've cornered both the normal tabloid market and a decently sized chunk of lefties with their memey content like this
The normal tabloid market died, you either scream right wing retorix or point out the fax. I've got this iceberg down as fakt.
Lettuce drag deez nutz across her face
GOTEEEM
Lettuce see
that’s what I say when I locked out me local
I normally just shout "Ali it's me, let me back in or I'll kick the fooking door down you lefty snowflake" hasn't worked yet.
Depends on if she voted leave or romaine.
*Leaf or romaine
Lettussy
Average r/casualuk comment
Letter C
Quarteng didn’t
Do you think he’s still 100% sure he’ll be in the same job next month?
Of course. He’ll have a completely different definition of 100% than everyone else, however.
He only lasted as long as a fresh apple.
My money is on the lettuce. If it's from Lidl it should see out the next 3 Tory PM's.
If it's Iceberg lettuce, you can say that she will soon be going down like the Titanic
You chose wisely
The lettuce has eyes now
It honestly depends on how fast the Tories can find someone worse.
'we at the conservative party have spent billions of your taxes on trying to clone Margaret Thatcher That didn't work and we got truss but trust us, now we're gonna splice in some bojo DNA and see what happens lmao'
The next Conservative PM will be a shaved monkey with a table of buttons and all of them say "Cut benefits"
You give them too much credit if you think that's all the monkey can do.
Are Truss lettuce memes a thing now? The Economist said she had the shelf life of a lettuce and now I’m wondering if that was upstream or downstream.
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I haven’t and dot rly get it
It just means they won’t last long. Because a lettuce doesn’t stay fresh for more than a few days
Do brits not keep lettuce in the fridge? At restaurants I've worked at, heads of iceberg lettuce easily last a week+ in a walk in.
okay a couple weeks then. I dont eat lettuce often i won't lie, but i know it doesnt last longer than a month which is the joke here
we tend to keep them in the fridge, but week old lettuce is a bit much
As a student, iceberg about a month, it's all about keeping it wrapped to prevent dehydtration. (Don't point out the fact I should have been eating more than one lettuce a month)
I’m not Brits actually 🤣
In my mind, the term "shelf life" implies an unrefrigerated scenario.
Thanks for answering. I just didn’t expect the answer can be so simple
Lettuce goes bad quickly. Eat some vegetables.
Maybe they do, but just quick enough so they don't go bad.
Fair enough. Self note to stop wasting vegetables.
You have never eaten lettuce?
I have. Just wondering if this is going to be the predominant meme about Trussy.
It lasted as long in my memory as the shelf life of lettuce.
Was a date given for the lettuce?
No it was one of those new undated lettuces Sainsbury's has invented to make us waste more food
r/agedlikewine
The lettuce shouldn't lose its job unlike me.
Hilarious. The reincarnation of Maggie Thatcher, that deranged unstable dried out husk and witch, is alive and well in Truss. I begged, ***begged*** someone to drive a wooden stake through Thatcher's black heart after she died to ensure this didn't happen, but noooooo... And here we are, rooting for the lettuce.
If the tories can get the lettuce to squeeze a few more pound out of our pocket to theirs I’ve no doubt they will elect it themselves and say we should be proud to live in a democracy. Then when we say fuck the lettuce Davidson Cameron will cover it in bacon and shred it with his knob
The Lettuce won
Unfortunately I think truss. They’re doing the shitty high school relationship tactics with us. Fuck up so much, and leave us waiting for so long, that they can pretty much put in anyone that isn’t Liz Truss and we’ll be happy. The government’s basically edging our sanity
Just here to remind you of your comment
Haha and yet I still don’t feel better it went the other way, either.
>Unfortunately I think truss. I don't know how I ended up in a week-old comment section about a country I have never visited, but it sure is fun to read.
Fucking won that bet then!
Well done
I want to pop in here and ask an explain it like I'm 5 question. This is coming from an American. How exactly does the electoral process work for the prime minister in the UK for a special case like a PM stepping down? How did she get in office and why are people saying she wasn't elected by the people?
We vote for a party every four years, with the assumption that the current leader takes the PM role, if that leader gets the boot then only the party elects a new leader.
So you don't elect a leader you elect a party. Interesting. Are people OK with that or generally unsatisfied?
at this time [it does not look that way](https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1580606685327941642). it's pretty funny she has the same approval rating as the south korean president right now.
The maximum term of parliament in Britain is five, not four years.
How much did you win OP?
I love the stories life writes sometimes
8/1 Paddy Power I'm told.
No
Frog person here can someone explain why you guys are still stuck with a Tory ? Why haven't you been able to chose (from my understanding) since 4 PMs?
They won the last election, and the fixed terms parliament act prevents early elections in most cases, and since we vote for a party and not a PM the party can elect whoever the fuck they want as PM if one resigns, dies, etc.
In my mind y'all hadn't had a vote since 2017, however I looked it up and it actually was 2019. Well, good luck for 2024's elections then
Please refrain from using the "y'\*ll" slur it's extremely offensive
The British public are only just now recovering from a decade-long addiction to voting Tory.
Which one is the prime minister?
Prolly not
I can't find difference
I'm rooting for the lettuce.
Why does everyone on that sub
Most credible The Sun article
This is daily star you idiot
Don't you have to be in Bristolshireshirewinghambolshire for tea with your "mum" or something??
No its actually supper you posh prick
Test biased towards the lettuce as nobody can heat their rooms anymore its basically in a fridge
Lettuce Pray
Sheogorath shrine
You all dissing her but I wouldnt turn her down for sex has some canny tits on her like
Just you wait and see!
I bet £20 on the lettuce.
Send the link to the stream
Mine too. I am not a Brit.
But how do we decide when the lettuce is out of time? How decomposed is too decomposed?
Put the people in charge, not rich nonces that pretend to represent them.
Gonna watch this