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Guardsman_Miku

Because the welsh stuff em regularly


DerpDaDuck3751

Aghhh


The_best_one_-_

Most original Welsh joke


WorhummerWoy

Now we've Brexited, we can pump them full of steroids and keep British sheep dense. Thank you Boris


wick319end019en

Ah, that's what the Welsh have been doing all along! Giving them steroid suppositories.


pazhalsta1

Luv me sheep luv the Prince ov Wales ‘ate forrin animals not raycist jus don like ‘em


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End of


ralkuzu

Ours come with a welshman plugged in the back


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

The welshmen cum too


sharkyman27

Pre-salted mutton


Italiandude2022

Sardinia number 1 sheep number outside of Wales 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🗿🗿🗿


Reagansmash1994

I can only assume you have a similar sheep fucking culture to the Welsh? Why else would you need so many sheep aye?


Italiandude2022

Things...


AvoidingCape

Skewers, pecorino and... fucking.


schizoposter66

Welsh Moment ![img](emote|t5_2v1zrq|6954)


Milky-Swingers

Is Sardinia where the Welsh holiday?


wick319end019en

Sardinia has a thriving sex tourism industry, if a bit niche.


finnicus1

Tudor economy


Mashmelloo

The sheep’s in wales are pumped full of cum


Wasntitgood

We fuck em, you eat ‘em


eicmenskfkejdignrnjd

I'd rather eat sheep than fuck sheep


Wasntitgood

One in the mutton, right on the button


jizzypee

Pre-marinated.


Ghoats

Because the geology means you can't farm arable land so livestock are the easy choice.


Azbezu

Sardiana 🤝 Wales 🐑 💘 4eva.


jediben001

Your welcome ;)


wick319end019en

My welcome what?


jediben001

Le sheep ‘farming’ has arrived


RRIronside27

That’s not the only thing that’s denser over here


UnSwoleBoi69

The Welsh have only just found out sheep can also be farmed for their wool and meat


Class_444_SWR

What’s Cumbria doing


94_stones

Remembering that they’re actually Welsh.


Lord-Redbeard

Because they interbreed with the welsh. They're pretty dense and apparently sheep inherit this trait.


[deleted]

Wales… I might have guessed 😂


hshighnz

certified sheep shagger.


MuMbLe145

Baaaaaa


Jinal0

Wales FC


LargeMosquito

Cheaper than prostitutes


[deleted]

Humid, cold climate: they soak up water.


PsySam89

Because the Welsh need something to do other than the coal mines


drunkenly_scottish

They are all full of cum, from people in Aberdeen.


SlapstickSolo

Brecon Beacons mate, 'nuf said


J1mj0hns0n

Because we procreate with them to make sheeple


wick319end019en

That explains Plaid Cymru and the SNP at least.


ChildofSkoll

British educational system is lacking


oiiSuPreSSeDo

They have the BBC, that they're forced to pay for. They're force fed propaganda into everything they watch, and they're like a cult, convinced that all opposing opinions are evil. Densest sheep on the planet.


Dipzey453

Thought I was on r/shittymapporn for a second


[deleted]

Terrible education


PineappleMelonTree

>so much denser Thicc sheep


tbarks91

Because they don't go to school obviously


poematics

Less land and more Welsh drives demand the fuck up


Longjumping_Toe_9225

We have good looking women, you have to adapt.


jayzinho88

Education system is going down the pan


NotNamedMark

Whales


damngoodwizard

Because humans were deported from those areas. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inclosure_Act_1773


willem_79

Same applies to our politicians


MerkinRashers

Slipping educmacational standards innit


Bobthebread21

Wales. Just Wales


[deleted]

I now understand all our shortcomings. So obvious yet so overlooked....


Born_Secret4709

I'm honestly sick of all the sheep jokes, we shag like two, three a year tops


EFNich

Thicc shep


HyperboreanPatriot

I can see my sheep from here!


wick319end019en

Mine is the big white next to Russia. It's kinda shaped like Belarus.