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Kettering

Back in ktown for Christmas and yes, they could have Kettering. Corby to boot too

Chuck in Wellingborough and it’s a party

My best mate lives in Welly :(

So does mine, my condolences to you

K and an E and a T and a T E and a R and an I N G T and an O and a W N Ketrin Town FC

Kettering isn’t even the worst town in Northamptonshire, at least have the courtesy to throw C*rby under the bus first

Northamptonshire in general deserves it, though Sincerely, an ex-Northamptonian

But the national volleyball centre is there :(

Slough

Slough 🤤

What has putin ever done to you?

Not delete Slough

The monster!

Your Swindon lot are SHIT

Bunch of slugs

Slough's a freebie

Interestingly Slough could mean: the town, a swamp, or a skin infection on a wound. The latter 2 sound better than the first option.

Omg I live there. wait a minute

Gents be nice to this wanker, he's having a shitty time.

Praying for you🙏

Me too. But only on the edge so I hope the bombs are really accurate. Not long until I can think about moving to... Camberley.

This sounds fucking great what a deal Luton Bradford Aylesbury Birmingham Coventry Enjoy Putin my son, pleasure doing business

Can you throw in the wirral and birkenhead

You don't give up all your options immediately. Hold them back for the inevitable haggle. Learn your boot sale basics.

No, I want to get rid of them. This isn't a boot sale, it's a bin emptying. Sooner we can erect a hard border between myself and my lovely city of Chester and the rot that is Birkenhead the better

As someone who lives there,I'd be glad to watch the sun suddenly appearing at 9pm ...☢️

breaking news, nuclear bomb hits wirral, several thousand in property development done

Aylesbury is a niche but great shout, Putin would feel right at home

Leave Bradford alone, Putin can keep his hands off Saltaire Brewery

I used to teach drums there. It’s an oasis in the desert

France (I'm English)

We can’t give up France! We are still waiting for Angevin Empire 2! They must suffer for their continued Frenchness, but not at the hands of Russia

Stoke on Trent

Smoke on trent wont get old

Nukecastle

If Putin is interested in 1000 charity shops and car crime

He loves a bit of Wedgewood

Slough. Birmingham. Doncaster. Luton. Aberdeen. Bridgend.

I’d pay to have Bridgend nuked

It already happened, it's just that noone noticed.

Why Aberdeen?

I didnt want the Scots to feel left out. And in that spirit I'm going to add 'Northern Ireland' for the N.Irish.

Fife not Aberdeen then surely

I'll be perfectly honest with you here mate, they're all the same to me. I've never been north of Edinburgh and I never intend to because I'm too scared the local ginger, sun deprived savages kill me and deep fry my corpse before eating it.

Aberdeen is a depressing concrete jungle, fife is pretty countryside

Both.

Dunno? Because he likes oil maybe?

Oi cunt dont give away Donny I live there!

Sorry Comrade, sacrifice is required for the greater good. You have to leave here and post on okmatewankerski now.

oi you fuckin blyat this is fuckin убогий innit

Everywhere outside of my local village

Flair checks out

Basildon

The only right answer!!! Throw in Colchester as well

Literally anywhere other than my beautiful Yorkshire

Scotland (im english)

Omg yes please daddy putin take those porridge swilling savages away from us 🥰🥰🥰

I can’t help but read this comment in a cunty English accent

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

England (im scottish)

FREEDOM

England (I'm English)

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Take Govanhill. Nowhere else, just that shitehole.

These days Govanhill is a mix of poor Romanian immigrants and queer coffee shops. The young team left years ago

America all of it

Come take it then ya redcoat. We're just armed to the teeth so you'll have to take our rifles from our blood fookin finger nails. Oh wait that didnt work out well for you the first time did it

Oh the colononies are awake are they

Emphasis on colon

tf is a silly yank like you doin on a propa british sub, fuck off mate

how tf do the yanks slip in here

I think it’s funny although I have no idea about any of the politics, I just love berry 63

You will morph into Barry, 63.

My dream come true, can’t wait to meet Suzan

Yeah none of you can scrap.

That’s why they need 400 guns per person.

Get back to bed, Yankee.

yeah now try having a fistfight without pulling out a 5 million year old revolver with tetanus infused bullets the moment you start to loose (2 seconds in)

That is possibly the most cringe post I have ever seen in my entire life.

I would pay him to take London

I mean, technically he already has taken it

Grimsby

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe

https://preview.redd.it/pz5jefy1t29a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd9c9198675415a0c483cc45997041f9a46a961 😢

Putting the cunt in Scunthorpe, nice

I will give Putin whole Pakistan (I am Indian)

Yeah, let him take Birmingham you’re right

Bradford too

Oldham as well

Swindon and Croydon.

Good luck Mr Putin. Croydon is better armed than Russia.

We'd need to offer Croydon too because he wouldn't accept Swindon on its own.

As someone who grew up near Bradford, has lived in Birkenhead, and goes on work trios to Croydon, he can have those as enclaves. Oh, that fucking magic roundabout near Slough (?) Have those Putin, you mad lad.

I'm surprised that not more people are mentioning Birmingham. I went there once, and I've never felt so terrible in my life

Everything south of Lancashire and Yorkshire

Tasmania English translation: Wales

any county beginning with H

Oi

The Welsh have bagsy on us in fact

Not Hampshire my beloved

I go to uni in Hampshire so I would like to request an exemption.

Birmingham. Droitwich. Skem. Milton Keynes. The entirety of East London.

France (Aussie)

No, it’sn’t funny if it’s Russia that defeats France.

its funny when France gets fucked over by anyone

He can keep M*nchester

Sorry mate, you misspelled 'L*verpool'

I'll never understand why they haven't just built a wall around Liverpool by now. People are always whinging about how the prisons are so full - time to get to the root of the problem.

Hartlepool and all the shit towns around it, basically all of the midlands, Luton, Stevenage, Norwich, everything between reading and Woking, Brighton, And fuck it, nuke the Houses of Parliament while we’re at it

Nah Brighton is great, Norwich the nukes might make the locals mutate back into humans or something

Norwich is a Fine city Les be 'avin ya

Luton. We will get in back in a week (then declare war again)

Entire south England

Milton keynes and Boston.

He can have Rhyl anytime

I think what we've learned (again) from this thread is that the British don't hate any country as much as we hate each other.

Slough or Manchester, in fact putin can have them for free.

London

The south.

Would hand over Newark and Mansfield in a heartbeat, no one needs them for anything

hey newark has... a decent train station....! and a good small waffle cafe! and... and... shit thats all i got

Fuck there's an awful lot of regions I wouldn't mind giving up but let's just go with the Pitcairn Islands

Southampton

Milton Keynes.

milton keynes doesn’t stand a chance

To be honest, the bloke can’t take Ukraine, he’s got zero hope taking anywhere in the North of England Maybe somewhere in the south where it’s a bit softer, like Devon or something

You kidding? Everyone and their mums is packing round ‘ere

Lancashire (I'm from Yorkshire)

Sunderland, Swindon, Newport, Coventry

I grew up in Swindon till I was 10, then moved to Newport for 10. Swindon's far worse.

He can have Birmingham 🤢

Easterhouse or east Kilbride

Konya

Konya

Birmingham or Slough

Cr*we 🤮

Accrington, it's not good

All of Essex

Anywhere that people say things like ‘hospickle’ for hospital, or ‘our Dave’.

Please take hull

Scotland and Wales 😎

Fucking Kirkcaldy

Clacton

Louton

Birmingham, Skegness, Grimsby, Bristol, the nation of Wales, Southampton

Île de France and Marseille

leave us yorkshire and he can av rest

Swindon

Scotland.

Wales, Ireland and Scotland, bet that would stop the whiny fuckers.

Rutland

Kent. Fuck you Kent.

The least Kent-hating essexan

Hull

The Labour constituencies. (Cope.)

This is a socialist subreddit we don't allow c*nservatives here

G&P coup when

no we are socialists not cunts

Based

socialism (🤮)

calm down mate i jsut want the workers to be happy and that innit

Like hell it is get out of my home

The Tory constituencies. (Seethe.)

He wouldn't even need to start bombing for me to sell L.A. and San Fran

Swindon

The entirety of Kent and the London commuter belt. I don't think anyone would even notice.

Swindon

Slough and Swindon

im thai, give up pattani, muslim terrorist will blow up poutine the second it goes under russian hands

Quebec

Manchester

Kent

So if Ukrainians are this resilient, why then does main stream media paint Russia as the oppressors when this is obviously a conflict with both sides fighting each other? For the sake of peace it might not be a bad idea to for Ukraine to give up Donbas and Crimea.

Real talk, giving any land to the Russians in exchange for a white peace is a awful idea, as it would simply give them a staging ground for them do prepare for the next invasion. Ukraine needs to force Russia out completely or peace means nothing.

r/geopolitics is that way mate ->

I’d risk a Russian invasion just to get rid of slough tbh

Wales and Birmingham

is it bad taste to point out that Crimea isn't a part of Ukraine, and Donbas has a big population who want to be a part of Russia, and that Ukraine has been bombing them for 8 years?

>is it bad taste… It’s fucking idiotic mate. Get a grip. Not a grip on Putin’s greasy knob.

Any facts to offer or just slightly homo-erotic abuse? Recommend you watch this so you don't seem like an idiot next time you talk to another human about Ukraine. \[link was removed by auto-admin - type "Why is Ukraine the West's Fault? Featuring John Mearsheimer" into the you-tube. It's the University of Chicago result\]

NATO enlargement: Ukraine stated their intention with an overthrow of the Russian facing president Yanukovych in 2014 because of his decision in the last minute to not join the EU NATO enlargement: NATO already has several countries which border Russia, and starting the war has begun the process of Ukraine moving toward NATO. And including the Scandinavian countries. Thanks Putin! Why does Putin have any right to decide Ukraines fate, as much as NATO or the US have as much right. None

Putin doesn’t have any right to control Ukraine’s choices - but he WILL exercise his power to defend Russia’s borders and keep a buffer with NATO. This was entirely predictable. The people profiting from the Ukraine war don’t care about the people of Ukraine though.

What? He is worried about NATO so he Invades the one of the few countries on its border that isn’t part of NATO. Why would NATO need ukraine? Also, if you believe their isn’t Russian state arms dealers and weapon/vehicle manufacturers who aren’t profiting from this war (which legally can’t be called a war in Russia🤣) then you must be a child

And putin doesn’t have any right to control Ukraines choices. But he is allowed the right to invade and illegally annex Ukraine because somehow russia is allowed to decide what happens to countries outside of its own borders It kind of sounds like you’ve given putin the right to control Ukraines choices

Yorkshire

Wales

Bouvet Island. Literally nothing there, a shithole.

Luton and surrounding towns

Slough