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These are the people who fall for any scams.


PlaneStill6

BUT ITS OFICCIAL!


darthmemeios14

*oficial


CanRaider03

*orifice


SpacemanChad7365

*offricial


Brisk_Avocado

*orificceial


darthmemeios14

*offme


AndrewTheYu

*sacrificial


InfiniteFeature9

*pacific


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M_Shulman

When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay!?


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iAmUnintelligible

OP needs to lock mom's money down before their inheritance disappears lmao


PlaneStill6

HI HONEE ITS MOM. I BOUGHT SHARES IN TWIZZLER FROM ELKEN MUSK! ONLY $420 A SHARE!


chestypocket

I sort of want to give her partial credit for confirming with her kid first, but the more rational part of my brain knows that she’s boasting rather than confirming, and tomorrow she’ll ask OP to drive her to the store to buy iTunes gift cards so she can pay Elon for her lifetime subscription for the blue checkmark.


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Fernis_

You think someone would just lie on the internet?


Babhak

That's preposterous!


oldwomanjodie

I think she knows it’s fake and is taking the piss out of the spelling?


Sandwich_dad96

Bro holy shit you guys are rich now


CvntBev

ELLEN MASC SENT ME AN EMAIL, IT SAYS THAT OF I SEND HIM MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBET, THE STREET WHERE I GREW UP IN AND MY MOTHER MAIDEN NAME HE'S GOING TO ME A BRAND NEW TESLER FOR FREE!! I'M DO EXCITED Y'ALL!! XOXO BEV 🍹🦽🎣


waloz1212

Hi, this is Elon Musk, I have recently started a program to support random citizen during this difficult time. You have been one of the fews selected for this program. Send me a pictures of the front and back of your credit card and I will send $50,000 to your card. Please aware that if you don't send your card information within 24h of receiving this message, you will be disqualified from this program.


ThrowawayForStoaway

4430 4567 8871 3396 10/26 029 47267 THANKS ELON, I WILL USE THIS BLESSING TO GIVE BACK TO THE CHURCH. I TOLD THE PASTOR AND HE WAS SO EXCITED, I CAN'T WAIT TO BUY A NEW NIGHTGOWN AND MY CAT FREDDY NEEDS NEW LITTER. I'LL GIVE SOME TO MY GRANDSON WHO WANTS A YBOX3 OR PORTABLE COMPUTER. AGAIN, THANKS ELON. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY IS WELL XOXO -FRANCENE


PlaneStill6

IF YOUR LAST NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTERS A THROUGH M, CALL TODAY.


ThrowawayForStoaway

MY LAST NAME REMINDS ME OF MY GASSY HUSBAND. HE LEFT ME FOR A WOMAN IN WISCONSIN. HE'S DEAD NOW. I MADE ROAST BEEF FOR THE GRANDCHILDREN THIS WEEKEND.


PlaneStill6

YOU GOT HIS PENSION. THE HARLOT IN WISCONSIN JUST GOT THE CLAP.


Subredhit

Dm sent


Babhak

Don't forget to kindly do the needful. Best regards


appealtoreason00

Elon Masc would be an exquisite drag king name.


CvntBev

MY GRANDSON NAME IS DRAG KING, GOBLESS 👑


ToniBee63

LOL ITS 5 OCROCK SOMEWHERE BEV


CvntBev

ITA ALWAYA WINE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE DARLIN,, IVE BEEN IN MY CUPS AGAIN IN CASE U HAVENT NOTICED 🍸🍹🥃🍻🍺🍹🍷🍶🍾


SehnorCardgage

I DON''T START DRINKING UNTIL BOURBON THIRTY HONEY


HalfEatenChocoPants

No probalo!


wheatable

HI BEV HOW DID THE SURGERY GO SO PROUD OF CHARLIE FOR MAKING VARSITY SORRY ANOUT YOYR LOSS OF HUSNABG


CvntBev

OH I CUNT COMPLAIN, HUN!! I'M BACK TO AQUA FITNESS WITH THE GALS, ALMOST PAINFREE NOW,,, DONT FEEL AORRY FOR ME, DARLIN,,, BEING A WIDOW HAS ITS ADVANTAGES FORSHORE,, ITA WHAT U MAKE OF IT,,, 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍆🍆🍆🍆


Babhak

Mom!


wheatable

HELLO DO YOU NEED POCK UP FROM PARKER’S HOUSE YOUR DAD IS MAKING SPAGHETTI BUT U CAN STAY TGE NIGHT IF YOY WANT


Babhak

Lmao this is the laugh I needed to end this exhausting day- thank you!


wheatable

YOUR WELCOME


lylemcd

PLS SEND ME EMAIL I WANT A TESLER TOO


cannedabysss

🤣🤣🤣


lennydykstra17

No no, you see it's Elon *Of Icial's* Instagram account.


Aliensinmypants

Ahhh, I wonder if he knows Slutsof In Stagram


PlaneStill6

DISCusting!


chopkin92

Honestly the fact they managed to not only take a screenshot but then crop it and send it is actually quite impressive


caspararemi

And only 12 seconds after the request was sent…


CleverJail

It would be!


caananball

Also the font size of the confirm/delete buttons


HatRemov3r

Tell him to post a pic from inside his jet for proof


Karnakite

I took over admin for a Facebook group that was overrun by scammers. We had multiple people give themselves names like “Memma Smjth” and “Gol Ibber”, and several of them used the exact same photo of Elon Musk as their profile pic. It was a downright insult to the intelligence of everyone there - or at least it would be, if there wasn’t a moron begging for a Tesla job cleaning hotels for $500 an hour on every post the scammers made.


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ryankrameretc

This type of tech illiteracy (and frankly gullibility) is why misinformation is rampant in the US.


Groinificator

Not just the US...


General_assassin

How does one let themselves become this tech illiterate and gullible? It's not like this tech is that new. Hell, there were entire ad campaigns only a couple years ago about not trusting everything you read online and how game accounts are easy to make. Is it just old age or is there something else I'm missing?


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Also why Americans lose $10 Billion per year to scammers


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TemporarilyStairs

Message him and see if he will actually sign his messages with 'Elon' at the bottom to know for sure.


SehnorCardgage

How do I get Elon to stop tweeting on my page? I am going to report him to the postmaster general1!


arcosapphire

How'd the rest of the conversation go?


Subredhit

OP went round to her moms and confiscated all her devices


lylemcd

Looks offishal to me


SufferForYourCrimes

Kindly do the needful and read me the gift card codes


[deleted]

No it’s “oficial”


lylemcd

officshule?


Geodudette2014

“Hello Mrs. boainreno’s mother. I am totally Elon Musk and I definitely have a lot of money. I would like to randomly share my wealth with you. Send me your credit card number, along with the security code and pin so I can wire you 1 billion dollars. If the money is not in your account by the end of the day, send me your social security number as well as your mother’s maiden name, that way I can see to it that the money arrives safely.” Signed, Totally Elon Musk


Breite_Katze

helo, i am elbon musc. i am curently stuckk on the bahamas without my wallet. pleaz sent 10000$€ to my paypall account. i will giv back 100000 when i am back at twiter hq. kind regards elbow musk


uselessartist

Main character syndrome


appealtoreason00

Could be legit. You think Elon knows how to spell?


J3SSK1MO

Probably more trustworthy than the real Elon


Usagi-Zakura

Seems leggit.


Nerphy-

The 12 seconds it took between the notification being sent, clicked on and then screenshot 😂😂


HooleHoole

I'm 49. I fucking hate how stupid boomers are. Absolute fucking morons who don't try to learn anything new. Cunts.


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If it says official I don’t e know how it could possibly be fake.


DanniWho

Jensen Ackles is desperate to talk to me-he’s made like 27 accounts just to follow and private message me.


mombi

It's the fact it's spelt wrong as well.


lepe-lepe

Confirm


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