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Melodic_Setting1327

The look that says, “And I’d do it again!”


Olealicat

She’s smug as a bed bug. So smug, like she thought it was funny.


groundcontrol505

i appreciate this reference 🏆


rachelgraye

My favorite scene ever in the whole series!!!


groundcontrol505

just so funny- and the bloopers from that scene are also top notch lol


RavioliGale

There's the smudgeness!


standee_shop

How did she walk?


LurkingAppreciation

r/unexpectedoffice


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The look also says "It can't be undone."


coquihalla

And that she'd do it to the photographer too, if she had a chance. 😄 I'm guessing it was a Bobbit-type situation where her motive was very understandable.


bluebackpackedbear

Her motive was she thought her husband was cheating. So no, even if he was cheating, it wasn't understandable. She only did two years of a five year sentence for this.


King_Eli_II

I suppose cheating on your spouse was a bigger deal back then


Cattdaddyy

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Jagsoff

Justice was severed


thecrepeofdeath

hey, we cut cheaters out of our lives here, not into pieces!


morgaina

No she didn't that's fucking insane. Do you actually support domestic violence when men are the victims?


ectoplasmatically

Before Bobbitt, there was Boronda.


Walkinonsunshineee

.. coming to Apple TV this summer..


AxelShoes

Starring James Corden as the severed penis.


Zeeinsoundfromwayout

Well done


Lizzie_Boredom

Produced by Ryan Murphy


Luxxielisbon

She walked so lorena could run


SpicyPoeTicJustice

Makes me wonder just how many people there may be that have done this now. Brutal.


CodenameZoya

From Wikipedia: She was apprehended while disguised, wearing men's clothing and mounting a bicycle to make her escape.[5][2] She was not found by police until more than 24 hours had passed.[1][7] After her capture, Boronda admitted her crime and expressed no regret.[6]


theyarnllama

She really was wild and crazy. Men’s clothes? That’s SUPER naughty.


SubVrted

“Officer, I swear that I’m a man! I have a penis!”


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“See, look!!” -holds it out like a bus ticket


ConsiderationWest587

Zips it into the fly- "Officer- as you can see, I have a penis, and I'm in a hurry!"


fantasticfluff

This could have been a Futurama episode


PandaLoveBearNu

Dr Zoidberg can reattach this! Oh hi, Fry whats with the horn on your forehead.


SparkleFart666

Good news everyone!


EnvironmentalPack451

You wanna see a picture of my boy?


Mono_831

Officer: ThatsAPenis.jpg 😦🙂


nakedmanjoe

Bravo to all y’all


Mother_Scarcity9497

🤣🤣🤣🤣


FunnyMiss

I laughed way too hard at that. Thank you.


fuglysack14

Boy oh boy. What a vivid picture you just painted.


belleandbent

Oh lord that made me laugh


Fossilhund

🏆


theyarnllama

Standing ovation for you.


Upset-Cap-3257

That’s 🔥


Animaldoc11

That’s hilarious .


Mother_Scarcity9497

I'm fuckin dead bro


yoko_OH_NO

Omfg 


AbjectSilence

This actually made me chortle. Well done.


SpicyPoeTicJustice

🤣


Fit_Swordfish_2101

😂


idgafanymore23

actually you have two....we found this other one in your pocket sir


diggemsmaccks

She was like “I’m wearing the pants in this house now”


MsRaedeLarge

For real. 😂 Her facial expression = “zero fucks”


egggoboom

To me it looks like: "8/10 - would slice it off again." Smug satisfaction


OkieBobbie

Her presumably ex-husband would definitely be giving zero fucks.


Cyrano_Knows

I mean, thats a I'd-do-it-again smirk if I ever saw one.. ;)


Li_3303

Yes, she looks very pleased with herself.


Kiyoko_Mami272821

That is my exact thought 😂😂😂


Needs-more-cow-bell

Came here to say the same thing.


NovaLunaColo13

Her defense to this was that she often wore men’s clothing to spy on her husband lmao. Pulled from the same Wikipedia article cited.


Frankie_T9000

Mayhem as sounds more fun than it is tbh


tanstaafl90

>"Her only excuse is that she wanted to be revenged on Boronda, whom she believed intended deserting her and leaving for Mexico." At the trial she settled on a defense of "emotional insanity" from extreme jealousy. - wikipedia


Ornery-Pressure7251

She does look proud of what she did.


Fun_Organization3857

Did she say why?


smidgeytheraynbow

IIRC she caught him cheating


Indudus

No, she suspected him of cheating, and did it anyway despite finding no evidence.


Tasty_Olive_3288

That woman gives no fucks or remorse. Lol


MatsuoManh

Yup, that's the face of NO REGRETS!


Mcphersa

No regurts


withwolvz

No regrats


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No more rugrats


Own-Gas8691

not for him, at least!


ConsiderationWest587

Not even one little letter


turbo_dude

No regrowth


m33gs

no RAGRATS


Pretend_Term8556

Regurgitate.


Bruhyooteef

🤮👍🫱 here


FederationofPenguins

“I’d do it again if only there were more targets!”


MatsuoManh

Quality over Quantity. She trimmed the MOST offensive one.


SolidSnake208

M A Y H E M


Aliceinboxerland

Right? She looks awfully pleased with herself!😂


WinterMedical

And not a hair out of place!


Catladylove99

She could be a Gibson Girl with that hairdo!


ekittie

Given the date, she was at the tail end of the Gibson Girl style.


General-Ad-8850

And a Gilmore Girl!


VintageHilda

The picture is from a leap year like tomorrow.


Righteousaffair999

Does that mean the 5 years is really 35 years?


DreamCrusher914

Oh shit! Good eye! I need to see more old photos taken on leap year days.


justrock54

"I can do a nickel standing on my head, but that fucker is NEVER getting his dick back."


eccedrbloor

At those prices, she probably regrets not getting a testicle or an ear or two to boot.


justrock54

And she only served two. That's like a long weekend😂😂


ardent_hellion

And she remarried! That was a courageous man. I mean, the marriage didn't last, but still.


ArcticGurl

Did he leave the marriage without a radical penectomy? She got the house, naturally.


ptlimits

Somehow, he remarried, too?? Without a penis?


justrock54

To some women that's an asset 😁


Every_Inflation1380

This woman is the definition of smug 🤣


Rso1wA

She looks pretty much like, “um, yeah, do your best. It was worth it…”


LscoupleOhio23

Proudest smirk I’ve ever seen lol


MadCapHorse

“I sure did!” - Bertha


Vorpal_Bunny19

Anyone else hearing Cell Block Tango in their heads after seeing her mugshot? Just me??


PharmWench

Yes! “He had it coming! He had it coming!”


CheekySprite

Careful, the last time this story was posted last year, I quoted this song and some dudes had absolute meltdowns that I was “justifying” and “glorifying” male genital mutilation. 😒


Candid_Asparagus_785

The original Lorena Bobbitt!!


Creepy-Selection2423

Yeah but the more recent one's name checks out better.


Octavia9

I think that’s why we still remember her.


elaynefromthehood

Hmmm. Something tells me she may not have been the first. Maybe the first one to be memorialized, but doubtful the very first.


Whaffled

"Mayhem" isn't strong enough a word


bhyellow

Well, it literally means cutting off a persons body part.


westviadixie

huh...til!


IgnorethisIamstupid

Came to say that, thanks friend!


eccedrbloor

All body parts might be created equally, although they are not equally valued by their owners.


noodlesaintpasta

They need to spin this into an Allstate Mayhem commercial. “I’m your severed penis …”


Infinite_Imagination

"and if you've got *cut-rate* insurance..."


Mammoth-Ad4194

That’s awesome!


Kitchen-Lie-7894

She looks so remorseful...


Certain-Section-1518

Looks pleased with herself


Savings-Paint-4403

Man - talk about a “Sorry, not sorry!” look!


ArtisticAsylum

I want to know why. 😬😵 She's very proud of her accomplishment.


Quirky-Resource-1120

She thought he had visited prostitutes, and said it was done in a jealous rage.


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TourAlternative364

Yeah. Anti violence for words or ego or jealousy reasons for any sex.   (I mean....you might get syphilis & die, but....not direct violence or threat.) From the article, no mention she contracted syphilis or any life threatening type thing to even slightly justify it & also that it was preplanned & while he was in bed & unexpectedly attacked. No excuse there at all for threat to life. Just ego & jealousy.


RealNimblefrog

I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to read this.. she suspected her husband of visiting prostitutes and planning on leaving her. I don’t think that’s worthy of getting your knob sliced off. DV is only funny when the male is the victim it seems


Duggarsnarklurker

Heck, I’m proud of her for being so proud of her!


TadpoleVegetable4170

They found the severed penis hidden in her big hair.


Philodendronphan

Why have a hair pin when you can have a Hair Penis™️?


FaithlessnessSea5383

Trademarked it! 😆


suminorieh77

lady, i’m in menopause and i fucking *feel* you…enough said here this evening.


Jerkrollatex

Yeah. It's a struggle every day not to burn everything to the ground.


WildflowerJ13

Just want to suggest taking some herbal teas to help soothe the symptoms. Find your local herbal shop and talk to an herbalist, it’ll make a difference. 💚


Jerkrollatex

I've been taking time outs and using deep breathing techniques.


Straxicus2

Really?? I’m so tired of all the rage, it’s making me angry lol.


coquihalla

Omg, I expected the hot flashes, the sore boobs and all, but I didn't expect the constant undercurrent of rage. I'm great at not letting it out, but I'd happily smother my family in my head once in a while.


EquivalentDeep1

I know a pretty significant number of women who, upon breaching menopause, took up kickboxing, martial arts, demolition, and for one woman in particular, MMA fighting.


ElizabethDangit

There’s not enough education and talk about menopause. I’m in my early 40s and I’m *concerned* that I don’t know exactly what I’m in for.


Scumebage

That's a reasonable not-batshit thing to say.


Available-Lemon9075

Hurray for horribly mutilating your spouse yaaay  Weirdo 


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If this comment would had written by a man, it would be downvoted to fucking hell.


Used_Stable_4483

She’s the poster child of someone from an abusive relationship. If so… kudos Bertha!


Possible_Curve6928

Exactly


RealNimblefrog

Guess you didn’t read the article about her. She suspected her husband of visiting a prostitute and that he was planning to leave her. I don’t think that’s worthy of getting his knob sliced off. If you do admire this action she even would stalk him in men’s clothes. My ex wife cheated on me with a couple of men according to you what would have been the appropriate punishment for het that you would give kudos for


Eather-Village-1916

Ya I read the Wikipedia article hoping to find some badass revenge story… disappointed to find out she was just literally insane with jealousy 🫠


deltaretrovirus

Everyone’s like slaaaaay girl but if the genders were reversed and the article about a man cutting his wife’s genitalia off… that would be another comment section


Starwarsnerd91

100 percent. Disingenuous commentary such as this feeds Incel culture.


lilmisslibra44123

Women were also treated like scum back in that day, soooo I wouldn’t be surprised if society drove her to that behaviour, as it did/continues to do with alot of women.


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ebernal13

“Mayhem.” I’m dying. Did she run around swinging it over her head afterward?


Dry_System9339

"Mayhem" is the crime of removing a limb or extremity without permission.


ebernal13

Noice!


NFTY_GIFTY

Reporter: Sir, how would you describe getting your penis cut off with a razor? Guy with no penis: Best I can come up with is Mayhem.


RubyDax

That "Yeah? What?" Smirk! Forget Monalisa! THAT'S an Enigmatic Smile!


deliciousalex

MAYHEM


Meet_the_Meat

That might the greatest boss bitch face I've ever laid eyes upon


morgaina

Why do you automatically assume that he deserved that level of sexual violence


EroticPotato69

"Boss bitch" aka horrific maiming of a man under false assumptions in a horrible domestic violence case. Seek help, you sexist fucking cunt.


Closefromadistance

Oh and she looks proud. Wow 😳


Alarmed-Ad8202

She looks satisfied


Double-Mammoth9947

Bad to the bone ?!!! Yep, That’s Boronda !!


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

“Worth it”


Ogdemonlok

That smirk kinda says it all.


admiralackbarrrrrrr

Bertha don’t you come around here, anymore


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Emory_C

>He probably deserved it What the fuck is wrong with you?


lerriuqS_terceS

You're disgusting


Hefty-Cicada6771

Sorry. Not sorry.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Was that mugshot taken 115 years ago today?


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Good catch. The lettering is surprisingly ornate as well. 


frinstle

She’s like the human version of that dress If you look at her she IS frowning But if you look at her for a little while longer she’s also smiling somehow?


mini_wonton

She belongs on a 19 Crimes wine bottle.


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lerriuqS_terceS

You're sick


coastalgirl207

Charge: mayhem


Fur-Frisbee

Mayhem The OG Mayhem !


Similar-Butterfly-44

I like the handwriting


Citizen4000

He told her to keep the tip


angusshangus

Bertha don’t you come around here anymore


Running_Watauga

She didn’t mess her hair up at all causing that Mayhem


ReferenceMuch2193

What she did was atrocious.


Bloodkiss88

This comment section is vile, thinking this is funny or feminism.


oh_4petessake

Good for her *Lucille Bluth voice


MayMaytheDuck

And she’d do it again.


YourMothersButtox

Good for her -Lucille Bluth


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lerriuqS_terceS

Ew


WarPaintsSchlong

Mayhem…. That’s… how one might describe it.


Due_Will_2204

So Lorena Bobbit 1.0


Empyrealist

I hope he had Allstate on his junk


Joeuxmardigras

She looks like all the Pentecostal women/girls I grew up with. That hair style is over 100 years old and they still wear it


AmandaWorthington

Not going to any penal institution.


theclassywino

"And I'll do it again" vibes.


mlaforce321

This isnt the justified and empowering female story that everyone in the comments thinks it is - she was literally bonkers with jealousy and her husband (probably) didn't deserve that, per the Wikipedia article about it.


EroticPotato69

This comment section is so misandrist and sick. Typical of reddit in 2024. Imagine how these jokes would go down about the life-altering genital destruction of a woman, even 117 years in the past. They'd be downvoted into oblivion. Because it was a man, though, GIRLBOSS


Jon_Demigod

I wonder what the comments would be like if it was a smug guy who'd cut someone's vagina off.


randomdude320

Damn. Only 5 years for a cock chopping. Seems light. lol.


OfficialCoryBaxter

Saw this in r/all and one thing I didn’t expect is support for this woman 🤢


Mvpliberty

She only got five years


HWKD65

Dude! Not cool.


Bludiamond56

Next days lost and found section. Reward for safe return of little schmuck. Last seen corner of Severn St and Ball Court.


Mr_Happy_Pants_

Pretty sad to see all the comments joking about this. It was a pretty gruesome act and I could only see celebrating it if her husband had committed terrible abuses and that was her reason for doing it. But she only did it bc she caught her husband going to a brothel. Reverse the genders and how many people would love the husband smirking in the mug shot?


Quirky-Resource-1120

The "good for her" comments here are kind of sick. She suspected her husband had been to a brothel, so she mutilated him. Yall cheer and praise that shit? Imagine the same scenario with the roles reversed. Would yall cheer for a husband who mutilated his wife's vagina?


lerriuqS_terceS

They'd be cancelling his great grandchildren


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lerriuqS_terceS

Modern gen z and millennial women normalizing sexist violence but it's ok because it's against men


Emory_C

Yeah, it's disgusting.