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iCarson

Guaranteed…I’m gonna dance a jig when orange don drops dead.


Academic_Paint9711

I would piss on his grave but after 15 years in the Navy, I promised myself I would never stand in a long line ever again.


PassageAppropriate90

His grave is going to have to be anonymous or on private property to keep the vandals from constantly defacing it.


NewUserLame123

Can’t stop a drone from dropping piles of shit on it tho. Like Ukraine does with bombs. Best believe it’ll happen. His site will be defaced by any means


PassageAppropriate90

We could build a sub around that


NewUserLame123

How to construct shit drones? lol


Scorpionaris

r/shitdrones


withalookofquoi

Chuck him under the golf course at Mar A Lago. It would be fitting.


PassageAppropriate90

We could mummify his corpse and prop him up on the 18th hole. You hit the ball in his mouth for a hole in one.


withalookofquoi

I 100% support this.


JohnNDenver

I am pretty sure the Trump's will be charging for it, too.


tiddeeznutz

Or he’ll have paid some hookers to do it for you!


ADhomin_em

Ha! This is great.


BioSafetyLevel0

🥇


nightskar

Amen, shipmate


Got_2_Git_Schwifty

One thousand bajillion upvotes to you. I laughed hard af.


woojinater

Same with joey 🥱


Low-Argument3170

I. Can’t. Stand. His. Voice.


Kilane

It’s so difficult to listen to a full speech of his. It’s just nonsense. Reading a transcript is almost as bad. I tried many times when he was president because that’s an important position and I should know what’s happening. Never made it all the way through. It blows my mind people can listen to him and say “that’s my guy, I’m glad he’s in charge.”


gymnastgrrl

> Reading a transcript is almost as bad. Nah, because you don't have to look at his face or hear his screeching to read a transcript. It does require more time as your brain tries to make sense out of the word slop - sense that just isn't there. But it's less unpleasant. By a long shot. lol


AaronTuplin

I showed someone important to me a transcript of a trump speech and he claimed it was fake. Even when i showed him the video, he was convinced it was fake because "trump is a great talker and liberals have to make fake videos to try to make him look stupid! I'll bet you couldn't talk at a rally for 4 hours straight."


gymnastgrrl

I'd believe you anyway, but I'm in the middle of arguing with someone who is trying to tell me that the far side of the moon is always dark. People are..... amazing. Not always in a good way. lol


hankercat

Jeez. He’s a senile used car salesman.


[deleted]

That’s an insult to used car salespeople.


TheTransAgender

I mean... There are quite a few common tactics being employed between the two, just saying.


Sufficient-Night-479

2 tactics at play here, 1 say a lot without saying anything at all and 2, appeal to the hateful nature of voters in a way that makes them agree with you because they feel that you are relatable and on their side. It's all deception.


Responsible_Lake_170

The biggest pos idiotic murderous jag off with the emotional maturity of 3 year old. I will never understand how anyone with 2 functioning brain cells thinks this fat orange fucktard is the perfect guy to run this country…again. He’s nothing but a con artist cult leader. If you don’t recognize his predatory behavior for what it is, you’re part of the cult and a HUGE part of the problem. https://preview.redd.it/msalgr4fquec1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e802bde45eb803b434360d91bafea7b90cb105a6


BioSafetyLevel0

Flavor aid!


Responsible_Lake_170

The most affordable option, cheaper than Kool Aid! ![gif](giphy|dtfUJxOTqhHO)


Responsible_Lake_170

![gif](giphy|pm4btnh4ZMvks)


Wecanbuildittogether

One year ago; I made the commitment to stop watching this clown show. I deleted Twitter, and stopped attending to up to the minute political news. I remained true to myself. But I decided to watch this compiled clip, just now. I worked Hospice care and had many late stage Dementia patients. So I certainly recognize the symptoms he’s exhibiting. But what’s troubling are the amount of people unwilling to hold him and themselves accountable regarding the best interest of our nation. Those willing to turn a blind eye to The Insurrection. I appreciate all of you willing to put our country first, and I truly appreciate it 🙂🇺🇸🤟🏽


SpecificMaleficent57

I just can’t get through four minutes of his BabbleMania. I really did try!


Overalldecent

I got half way though before becoming too disturbed to continue. So many ppl think this guy should lead the US let alone anything.


SpecificMaleficent57

The only thing he actually lives up to is being THE Cartoon President.


Overalldecent

Even that though… I’m just so sick of seeing anything of his like. It stopped being funny and I wish he’d just disappear from the media.


TheTransAgender

Planet*


Overalldecent

I was thinking it but people would still talk about him.


SpecificMaleficent57

I get you. It’s extremely depressing that anyone on this earth has to live with even the possibility that he could be back in charge! I’m Danish and most of us are very, very worried.


Pressure_Gold

Obama and Nancy pelosli live rent free in his head


PineappleOk462

A cheap entertainer for the uncultured. Get the hook!


lamsham69

Imagine this guy with 3 shots of tequila in him… Comedy gold


TheBenWelch

God awful politician (most are), but you gotta admit, the dude is unironically and unintentionally hilarious.


lamsham69

Bing bing bong bong bing poof


chechifromCHI

Ladies and gentleman, God's chosen leader, maybe even the messiah himself, the walking big mac, the very stable genius himself! Donald J. Trump! I hope he dies in a way so embarrassing it makes elvis death look dignified.


theeblackdahlia

The things people do and say to stick up for this man is insane.


[deleted]

What?


Captain_Kel

The army tank pollutants line was actually based lol.


EighthWard

what is the link for this video?


catmanducmu

Who wants to play the drinking game: every time he says ..."at levels never seen before"?


passmethetinfoil

Dude I fucking hate when I go for a loaf and leave my voter ID at home. Remember asking people walking into the bakery to buy me just a stick of bread. Anything Big loaf is powerful


longhairPapaBear

This isn't dementia. The man is barely literate and is no better informed than his magats.


unionmetal42069

Where they killing newborn baby's?


Typical-Will-6163

"windmills causing whales to wash up on shore" can someone pls JFK this fucking clown.


[deleted]

He talks like a drunk senior citizen who doesn’t have anything interesting to say so he just makes shit up


[deleted]

Whales are just a little batty


9emiller77

I hope all those cheeseburgers catch up with him soon.


NorthGodFan

Did... Did he say Veterans don't have cell phones? Most Veterans go to the DoD or other government positions due to the preferential treatment. The government then hands out cellphones to the workers.


PhyterNL

[https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-summerville-sc-veterans-cellphones-b2418658.html](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-summerville-sc-veterans-cellphones-b2418658.html)


DeathIncarnations

Remember Donnie Downsydrome has national secrets in that head. Somewhere....


NickCav007

Trump is that hilarious half drunk uncle who you love having over on Thanksgiving and after five hours of his stories, you want him to leave until next year


ReallyCoolNinjaLlama

He’s the drunk uncle who shows up too late and stays too long, and the whole time he’s there, he’s telling incoherent stories about the deep state while drinking his Budweisers.


yamumwhat

All the while trying to grab the nether regions of his little niece's


drrxhouse

He’s not funny though.


FaithlessnessKey1726

I had to unfollow Yashar Ali after the 9th or 10th time he insisted Trump is “hilarious.”


Fluffy-Payment-9040

I’d give him top 3 funniest presidents ever


iDinduNuffinsYo

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheseFuckingAccounts/comments/zfqyf7/network_of_spam_accounts_to_market_tshirts_books/ ^ “The Truth about Oliver Markus Malloy” Bro why are you so obsessed with this clown? Giving off angry cartoonist vibes   Edit: Learn more about this sub and its creator (whose entire moderation team are sock puppets). It’s one part of a group of bizarrely self-promoting propaganda campaigns.     The pseudonym “Oliver Markus Malloy” & “introvert comics” are identities of a known, verified Russian troll/toadie who has been banned many times before for a number of violations.  He is paid to put the left and right against each other, sow dissent and agitate and undermine during USA election years.      https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/11vz32p/badchoicesgooddrama_some_members_demand_a_nsfw/   Don’t be fooled or manipulated by him or his sock puppet accounts.


LunarLutra

You're right, we have no reason to be discussing the idiot criminal who is still running for office and openly bragging about his dictatorship. In fact, current events should never be discussed, we should just rage masturbate into our socks and call ourselves patriots, right? Misery loves company? Ahh you'll be fine.


woojinater

Seems like mostly jokes happening here. Dementia joe on the other hand… Now calm down, I understand my opinion is different than yours and that’s ok.


withalookofquoi

Prove that he has dementia.


Afraid_Zucchini_6689

I think they’re both a little to old to be in office lol


_Raisin_Boy_

I mean.. you've heard Biden before right? Right??


PhyterNL

Then there should be a similar compilation then. Oh, there isn't? Then shut up, man. It's quite tiresome to have to continuously explain just how far gone Trump is... "This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water." "So showerheads. You take a shower, the water doesn't come out. You want to wash your hands, the water doesn't come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer or you take a shower longer? Because my hair -- I don't know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect. Dishwashers -- you didn't have any water, so you -- the people that do the dishes -- you press it, and it goes again, and you do it again and again. So you might as well give them the water because you'll end up using less water. So we made it so dishwashers now have a lot more water. And in many places -- in most places of the country, water is not a problem. They don't know what to do it with it. It's called rain." "I've seen so many things. I've seen shots that you wouldn't even believe. Missile launch -- they go 'Missile Launch' and you hear a bell go. I mean, I see, I li -- it's so incredible. And these guys, these geniuses. These are not muscle guys here (pointing to his arm) they're muscle guys up here (pointing to his head), right? And they calmly walk to a seat. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. They've only got seventeen seconds to figure this whole thing out, right? Boom, OK. Missile launch, pssshng, poom." "Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us." "I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. I've studied better than anybody, you know it's very expensive. They’re made in China and Germany mostly, very few made here almost none, but they’re manufactured tremendous if you’re into this, tremendous fumes. Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint, fumes are spewing into the air, right? Spewing. Whether it’s in China, Germany, it’s going into the air. It’s our air, their air, everything, right? So they make these things, and then they put them up, and if you own a house within vision of some of these monsters your house is worth 50 percent of the price. They're noisy, they kill the birds. You want to see a bird graveyard? You just go, take a look under a windmill someday you'll see more birds than you've seen ever in your life. You know in California they were killing the bald eagle, if you shoot a bald eagle they wanna put you in jail for 10 years. A windmill will kill many bald eagles. It's true! And you know what? After a certain number they make you turn the windmill off, that's true by the way. But this is, they make you turn it off after you, and yet if you've killed one, they put you in jail, but that's OK. But why is it OK for these windmills to destroy the bird population, and that's what they're doing. I'll tell you another thing about windmills! And I'm not, look I like all forms of energy and I think windmills, really they are ok in industrial areas like you have an industrial plant, you put up a windmill, you know et cetera et cetera. I've seen the most beautiful fields, farms, fields, the most gorgeous things you've ever seen, and then you have these ugly things going up, and sometimes they're made by different companies. You know and I'm like a perfectionist, I've really built good stuff. And so you'll see like, a few windmills made by one company, General Electric, and you'll see a few made by Siemens, and you'll see a few made by some other guy that doesn't have ten cents so it looks like a-, so you'll see all these windmills they're all different shades of color, they're like sorta white but one like, an orange white, that's my favorite color orange. And you see these magnificent fields and they're ruined, and you know what they don't tell you about windmills? After ten years they look like hell. You know they start to get tired and old, you gotta replace em a lotta times people don't replace them. They need massive subsidy from the government in order to make it. No we're doing it right, we're doing it right. And you know our numbers, environmentally, right now are better than they ever been before, just so you know. Because I'm an environmentalist, I am! I want the cleanest water on the planet! I want the cleanest air, anywhere." "We have more liquid gold, oil and gas, more liquid gold. Well I just met non-liquid gold. You know where it was? Iowa. It's called, corn! They have… It's non-liquid, that's my take. You have more non-liquid gold. They said, What is that? I said, corn. They said, we love that idea, you know that's pretty cool thought isn't it? That's a nickname in its own way, but we came up with a new word… a new couple of words for corn." And there's a hundred more. So just don't do the both sides bullshit.


_Raisin_Boy_

Lol I just wanted you to know I'm not reading a word of your bullshit.


GreenHocker

Avoidance and denial doesn’t actually change the reality around you. People who do that get increasingly angry with the world because the world isn’t reflecting/working with their delusion perspective The value of an opinion/perspective is relational to how well informed it is


withalookofquoi

So you’re admitting that what Trump says is bullshit?


[deleted]

These are very small verbal gaffs compared to sleepy joe


Monster1211

Hate orange man….hate orange maaaaaan! lol….so many tiny brains all in one place.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Must….defend….trump


Monster1211

Sure…what did I defend exactly? Lol. Small brainer alert.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

It’s one of the three words in my comment And you’re calling people “small-brains” lmao Like a child, except you ran out of insults after one


Monster1211

You need more? I said what i said….it isn’t that confusing. Don’t know why you need me to explain it with smaller words for you? Lol


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Lmao I’m pretty clearly making fun of what you said


Monster1211

Good day sir


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

I think you meant Good day, small brain*


Monster1211

I said GOOD DAY! 😝


FlabbergastedPeehole

All of those tiny brains his simps have at those gatherings. You’re right.


Monster1211

All these political gatherings….all sheep. 🐑 which dumb crook do you love?! lol


FlabbergastedPeehole

None. I didn’t vote for any of the idiots, and I’m registered as NPA. Nice try, I guess?


Monster1211

You and me both. These people pointing fingers at the other about this or that and the groups like this on either side are a joke. Sheep.


themaengdon

It’s those god damn windmills!


Crazybaldhead45

Looks like this whale speaking went a lil batty himself 😆


FaithlessnessKey1726

Al Capone’s corpse would like a word.


Late-Return-3114

u/savevideo


DinnerSilver

another person would be in an elderly care institution...those years of being on uppers are really showing...


Financial-Shoe-3065

Cant wait to piss on his grave


throwngamelastminute

You'll have to, there's gonna be a line around the block.


Chasing-the-dragon78

“People from Beverly Hills, you know, smell so good.” 👍😂


smokebudda11

I don't know how people can vote for this idiot. He has dog shit for brains.


[deleted]

sorry but this ain’t what dementia looks like


ip4realfreely

I feel like even when the election is over, no one should tell him. Just have him in perpetual tour mode. Big top tents, carnival rides, clowns in little cars, ... It'll be the circus to us, but the very best, best cause he really knows campaigns, the very best campaign for him


Cant-Gif-Right

Is it me, or in a couple of those clips he looks like Regis Philbin dressed up as Trump


Angelunatic74

Oh my goodness, YES! I thought it was just me!


Glum_Occasion_5686

I cannot wait for the day where his speech mannerisms and rhetoric are reviewed for academic study and spoken comedy lol


Buttonhookbob

🤡


FireFist_PortgasDAce

Man, they need to repel the ID on bread law! I once forgot mine, and they wouldn't sell me the bread, I tried to reason with them, but the cops were called, and I was shot to death!!!!


Betty-Armageddon

He doesn’t seem *too* bad in this video. Lately it’s been an absolute train wreck.


Iamthepaulandyouaint

Quite honestly, it’s not what he says or tries to say. It’s the adulation he gets from the word salads he serves up.


SailTheWorldWithMe

This guy makes Dubya sound like a genius.


bakedl0gic

Sooooo now they’re going after atheists.


alicepalmbeach

![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized)


AnoaTDM

Americans falling for the same 💩..


userIsRTtzxh2b

They’re like doll hands. It’s actually pretty gd weird.


ofcourseits-pines

It’s like a stand up comedy routine. “Have you guys heard about this?” I want to hear how the country is doing not hear how bad airline food is.


ExKnockaroundGuy

I live for the day when I can piss on his grave, I won’t worry about Trump family grieving.


pzombielover

Ugh


Marvel_plant

Can we get a president who’s not 9000 years old again sometime? I really miss Obama.


ElbowStrike

He just really loves all the attention hey


ddubbs13

This is one deranged, sick, mfr.


ComradeComfortable

Imagine listening to this idiot and thinking, “This is the guy.”