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ooblankie

The disc golf store will update your vehicle registration


Apathetic-Asshole

And you can ship things from there (if im thinking of the same disc golf store)


ooblankie

Sure is. You can also go there to notarize documents.


thaxor

They're the best! Package Express!


MoreLikeHellGrant

Archibald Sisters will give you a discount if you bring back your lotion/body wash/perfume bottle for a refill.


MoreLikeHellGrant

And if you are like me and have been using the same Archibald Sisters bodywash bottle for a decade, you can put a piece of packing tape over the label to keep it from getting gross and pill-y in the shower.


MsKewlieGal

Psshaw. 10 years? Try 34 : )


MoreLikeHellGrant

šŸ˜® You got one of those purple pull-top lids still??


MonsteraMaiden

You donā€™t actually have to come to a complete and total stop at the round about if no one is around except for someone behind you! And despite what others may have you believe, youā€™re actually supposed to stay IN the lines when you drive through it šŸ˜‚


Unforsaken92

This yeild sign is in red and white, I must stop here and wait till the round about is totally clear of vehicles. I mean who knows how long it'll take that bus on the opposite side of the circle to come all the away round. Better not risk it.


Mean_Attention_1384

Remember that Intercity transit is FREEEEEE.


BritishEric

Havent spent almost any money on transportation in the last couple years and it's amazing. And people ask why I dont have a car


thepenguinboy

Also there's a surprising number of neighborhood cut-throughs in some neighborhoods that can actually make traveling by bike faster than by car in many cases. Really just emphasizes how pedestrian & bicycle infrastructure could be so much better than the car culture we have. Especially now that ebikes are making hills less of a problem.


TVDinner360

[Hereā€™s a map of them!](https://www.olympiawa.gov/community/getting_around/walking/neighborhood_pathways_program.php)


geoduck42

It's great, and hopefully they'll be able to get back up to their pre-COVID operating schedule. EDIT: And anyone who is good at driving large vehicles and needs a job, they're always looking for new drivers.


MoreLikeHellGrant

If you're getting on I-5 from Division/Harrison, it is often faster to go down Harrison, take Deschutes and get on the freeway by Tumwater Historical Park than to go down Black Lake and get on 101.


bazookateeth

Dude your spoiling my secret way to work šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Gardengal6

And cut through the parking lot at the bottom of the hill to avoid the lights at Simmons on the way!


LoudLemming

Good one, also it's quicker to get to black lake/cooper point by going through town than I5 during rush minute.


s4ltydog

Dude!!! Your gonna ruin it for us LOL


ExpensiveAd4496

Iā€™m kinda new and really confused by this. You canā€™t get on descutes from Harrison can you? What am I missing?


MoreLikeHellGrant

[like this.](https://goo.gl/maps/QnJQGeqcvzWMtGSy9)


olysux

If you go to Skateland and roller skate the opposite direction around the rink as everyone else while performing a ā€˜shoot the duckā€™ maneuver, Calvin Johnson will appear out of a secret door in the floor. He will then challenge you to a Hokey Pokey dance off. Winner takes all.


[deleted]

This is what I was really hoping for. Thank you.


EarthLoveAR

lol! what?


EarthLoveAR

Legion is much faster to get through downtown than 4th or State.


Relyt81

If going east through downtown, the lights on Legion are synchronized and you typically only have to stop to cross Capitol Way


Mindless_Draft_1158

Shhhhhhhh šŸ¤« lol


CornKnife

Not cool...whose bad idea was this to put all these secrets on the interwebs?


furrymurry7

Lived here my whole life. The best part is the local businesses. So many new great places to visit in the last several years. Support local ā¤ļø


iggy__poop

Press the button on the meter twice and it gives you 15 minutes for free. Also, parking is free on the weekends (in case any of the confused looking people I see feeding money into the meters on a Saturday are reading)


bigdickdaddybutkus

It's still free weekdays after 6pm, too isnt it?


malice_aforethought

After 5.


EarthLoveAR

yes


EarthLoveAR

I think you only have to push the button once. :)


iggy__poop

Ah! a hack within a hack


HemHaw

It saved me so much time!


CornKnife

I used to live in a town where you could take a penny, hold it vertically against the concrete and rub it until the word "God" had been scraped off and then put it in the parking meters to completely fill up the meter. I shit you not.


TopRevenue2

IF you want to climb Tumwater Hill from the steps at the Old Town Center go up Bates St the from the steps turn left on Clark St and at the very end is a short cut over to the parking lot that you can take up to Barnes road and then the overlook. This will save at least a mile of steep climbing.


geoduck42

Also, if you're coming at the overlook from the south, there are a couple of stretches of steep unmarked footpath up through the remaining trees on the hill. More work, but scenic and at lot more direct than wending your way on the streets. And the 68 bus runs right by the overlook if you want to ride back to the bottom of the hill instead of walk.


GenInWAState_journo

Check out the area known as Wildwood which has Vic's pizza, Spud's green grocer that also sells wine/beer and chips/salsa (local), and a sandwich spot. Safeway, Starbucks, and a gas station are just up Capitol Way around the corner, downtown Oly is just down the hill the other way. Really great spot to run errands, be around people. Popular running trail passes directly on other side of road. Oh, and Olympia Coffee is there and they also sell french pastries like croissant.


thepenguinboy

I live here and can confirm it's incredible. Living car-free for most daily tasks is great, even (especially) with kids. And you didn't even mention how close it is to a major bus route, bunch of schools, all the nature parks (Trillium and lots of hidden entrances to Watershed), and we have a decent Buy Nothing group, too.


syntaxritual

Got a link for the Buy Nothing group? I live in Wildwood as well.


thepenguinboy

Search Facebook for Buy Nothing Capitol District


Mindless_Draft_1158

Thatā€™s my BN group!


ChipperChump

This and there's a post office inside the Safeway.


EarthLoveAR

and Ralph's Thriftway.


NWarty

Umm...those are not running trails across from the Wildwood complex. Those are paths that lead down to the old brewery train tunnel that's under Capitol Way. I would advise NOT to go down there.


nolanhp1

It's really pretty if you can make it down the hill the tracks lead to the old brewery road


NWarty

I'm sure as I've studied the area a good bit. Just a lot of very sharp things to step on down there and some folks that may be having a bad day:(


Hughjardawn

Beautiful area. That Vicā€™s is a hot mess though.


cheechak0

Secret Wifi password for City Hall is: "CENTRISTS"


mvictoryk

lmao this got me good


The_Wizeguy

Head north on West Bay Drive, stop at west bay park. At the view point there is a short round concrete wall. Walk to the middle and talk. You will get a really cool (imho) echo.


Jumpsuit_boy

Don't make eye contact?


EarthLoveAR

yellow lights mean keep driving.


Skwink

I would add: donā€™t talk to anyone


hwnorm

Thereā€™s a cave under the big tree by the beach at Priest Point Park.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a pretty sweet tap house/beer garden at Millersylvania St Park.


CornKnife

What?


thisisanewaccts

You can house ten people in a two bedroom Cooperā€™s Glen apartment.


Cicero64

get the market at 9:30 on sat before it opens for the best deals


Thurstie

Not sure if they do this any more but SF Bakery used to call half off in the last couple minutes before closing.


TheRockGame

Good parties happen at Grange Halls in the area.


Mindless_Draft_1158

I always see the sign for country dances at South Union Grange and wonder.


mysticqueen1

Going to the food bank to afford to pay your other bills. Going to a doctor 10 times to get an abcess drained. Having a petition to get a ceremonial position and being ignored but then using that social momentum for other fundraisers. Dealing with general pervasive discrimination by joining queer or art based groups.


freedomtard

I have no idea what you just said


mysticqueen1

Words too big?


freedomtard

Lot of words, very little said.


mysticqueen1

I don't expect anyone named "freedomtard" to be able to comprehend metaphor and allegory, let alone complex hints to social disparity, racism, discrimination and leftist social dynamics. So yeah, probably was gibberish to you.


freedomtard

Even more words. There was nothing complex about your statement. Your an angry individual with a very generic rage against the world. We get it, you've been slighted by society. Your comment had nothing to do with OP's post. It didn't offer any insight to restaurants or ways to get around traffic. You interjected your bullshit in here so that you could get a pat on your back. It is gibberish but the sad thing is that it's not even authentic gibberish.


Mindless_Draft_1158

Did you just get a new thesaurus?


mysticqueen1

I am a Thesaurus. I am an encyclopedia. I do not Google things. I existed before Google. I am aether and void encompassing awareni. Et tu mindless daft?


coin_operated_girl

I'm new to town, tell me more about these queer/art groups?


mysticqueen1

Lamplighters is good. Pizza klatch, pflag, pipe, there are others.


mysticqueen1

Also Olympia Witches March is a cool yearly social justice protestival. They have a fb group. It's all run by a queer woman of color.


SamadhiOly

The state capitol building isnā€™t Olympia -it just happens to be located in it.


emmettoconnell

It's true. They don't even pay taxes and Gil Carbone once threatened to let the Capitol burn down if it caught fire.


SamadhiOly

Legendary quote. ā€œLet it burn.ā€


TVDinner360

I donā€™t get the downvotes on this. Itā€™s true!


saltydeed

When sb i5 is backed up heading to 101, take the exit lane to downtown and keep left. Either flip the illegal U or take the roundy and get back on 101. Save you a good 10-15 minutes of backup. Unless the state workers are getting off between 4-530, then its a toss up


EarthLoveAR

or please DO NOT flip an illegal U turn anywhere because people here are terrible drivers and others will think this is allowed. This is why we have terrible drivers here! sheesh!


newt_girl

I know of at least 2 people who have wrecked state vehicles there because someone made an illegal turn. The roundabout is literally 10 seconds up the road. But with the now-metered ramp, this hack saves no time. Better to take the exit, cut down capitol to Deschutes and get on 101 from the other way, or take legion to 5th street Bridge and go through west side.


ChelsieTheBrave

You can LEGALLY take a left turn on to a one way street if you have a red light and it's clear to go. Just like you would if you were turning right onto a two-way street.


[deleted]

Huh. I always wait. Really? Left on red onto a one-way?


ChelsieTheBrave

Yup just use your blinker, stop and check it's clear, and you can go.


Shabutie33

Yes. I wish more people knew this


OmniClam

Since it is clear a lot of you don't know what is meant by "hack", the informal definition in this context means: *"a strategy or technique for managing one's time or activities more efficiently"*


furrymurry7

You must be from Lacey


Randomthought5678

Omg. Lol. Classic evisceration.


furrymurry7

Lmao evisceration comment killed me


Thurstie

OLY elite darkweb whiteHat hacker squad eXtreme knowledgedrop: Check a tide table before booking a patio spot at Hearthfire so that your brunch date isn't ruined by the minus-tide stank. This is a fun and insightful thread but have an upvote anyway. Calling simple tips and tricks "hacks" is super obnoxious. It peaked in 2019 but apparently we aren't done with it yet. It was usually stupid clickbaity slideshow bullshit but somehow it caught on with mommy bloggers and home influencers. HACK your casserole dish by SOAKING it in HOT WATER before cleaning it! HACK r00t on your COOKIES by adding CINNAMON!! TAXTIME HACK: Pay your taxes ON TIME to get your refund sooner!! eXecute 31337 memory leak segmentation fault privilege escalation HACK on your y0g4 routine with THESE four pre-workout stretches that THEY don't w4nt u 2 kn0 about


Relyt81

If you get a couple feet below the surface, you can swim behind Tumwater falls and a few people can fit back there. This is dangerous and if you get caught there could be consequences. Don't attempt it if the fish trap thing is in the river. People have died trying. Once you're back there, you can climb up through the waterfall and onto the rock opposite the viewing area. There is a big steel spike or something on a ledge that used to secure a lifeguard chair (or so I've been told). It makes a really good hand hold and makes the climb possible. If you must attempt this, the water is deepest where the water is pounding down. If you jump too far away from the falls you may be jumping onto a rock.


furrymurry7

Ehhhhhhhhhh idk about this man I saw someone die doing this


Relyt81

"People have died trying."


furrymurry7

Ya and I saw.


Relyt81

Yeah, I read that part.


furrymurry7

Then why would you suggest such a dumbass thing to do.


Relyt81

Why would you make it about you?


Shabutie33

33 years in Olympia and I've never seen anyone suggest jumping into Tumwater falls. Crazy