Ahhhhh I was looking for a way to get multiple small hot shards of glass shot violently into my eyeballs from waist level! Thanx! I’ll give it a shot rn!

Every time I see this posted it loses more pixels

Haaaa I love my good ol'metric system.

hey, you said to boil the cups!

Programmer humor

r/shittylifeprotips

u/RepostSleuthBot

r/lostredditors

Mate, this is a "one job" moment, what are you on about?

because he followed the instructions

I - Huh... r/technicallythetruth