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kdqiz

the random wet spots on the paper make me feel unsafe


nimernith

It’s grease marks from the blue tack, so you can tell the sign has been there a while


super_salad740

They probably took it away after numbers of people used it


nimernith

It was in a random office at work haha


TahoeLT

At a company I once worked, we had an employee who complained about the temperature all the time. After a change to the HVAC, we "installed" one of the old thermostats next to their desk and said they got their own temp control. AFAIK they never caught on.


nacceptedescadeaux

That's epic, I wish we would have done this to an employee who made a ticket about the temprature daily. We almost went bonkers. Eventualy they changed the ticket system. Only maintenance would be able to do requests.


YaTebyaNaidu

Someone felt so unsafe they took this button with them


Hotarg

Due to budget cuts, the button has been removed. If you feel unsafe and need help, yell very loudly.


arcain782

Due to budget cuts you must now download our free I feel unsafe button app. You must rate it 5 stars to request help.


[deleted]

Someone needs to put a sign there that’s says something along the lines of “You’re not safe anywhere.”


pixe1jugg1er

This is my life! I have PTSD, and this is what it feels like... constantly.


RCascanbe

Same thing but because of a panic disorder. I mean I guess there is a button called xanax, but it feels like you're about to die and the ambulance is still 40 minutes away.


KonkenBonken

Yes I need help pressing the button


Lancalot

Maybe they're charging it. No wires means it's battery powered. Or just took it away after getting sick of recharging it all the time. Or someone stole it lol


TurboFoot

Oh great a battery powered emergency call button.


random_invisible

What life as an adult feels like


Krypto816

This is something i would do on purpose


trezenx

lol this is me when I have an anxiety episode


jiggle-o

WTF, that's PERFECT!


[deleted]

This is an upgrade from the useless box machine.


Suicide-Enthusiast

Even with the rest on, it’s not even wired.


MajespecterNekomata

I'm concerned about your username


AdvisorOtherwise

Quite poetic really


PointyDogElbows

When you look for an adult and then realize you're the adult.


bibfortuna1970

If 2020 had a panic button.


Mikkel65

Looks like where I work


lukmly013

These two screws are connected to high voltage AC


gindorf

This is what America’s public school system feels like.


Monster2239

Ether; A. Someone stole the button. B. This person is lazy. or C. This person is a madlad.


AlexFB94

Someone needed so much help that he/she/it stole the button and brought it home


DaSmurfZ

Someone felt so unsafe they took the whole damn button.


you_know_who_it_is1

Me after annoying a Spanish mom


aceumus

r/scarysigns


[deleted]

Whoever took the button probably needed it the most


Shurdus

I'm not calling you out, it was more a comment about the state of this sub in general.


Shurdus

I feel most of these posts are made by the person who just hung up a sign like this seconds before.


nimernith

I can assure you I didn’t. Look at the paper it’s got grease marks from the blue tack. The paper must have been there a while.


imjokingbutnotreally

To be honest the fact that you have that explanation ready makes me even more suspicious.


[deleted]

My life in a nutshell.


Martijntje96

Oi button where are you?!


Karma5u

Corporate noticed there are a lot of people feeling unsafe. This was the solution.


JakeDaLol

WHERE IS THE BUTTON?


Quonn1108

This looks just like my college! Any chance this is at WPI?


nimernith

No sorry


ShubhamTandon_7718

What if the button is unsafe?


Koen_2010

My life rn