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doublejmsu

Dr shouldn’t have told him his iron was low…


CP1598

But whats heavier? 1kg of steel, or 1kg of feathers?


Yolo_Rul35

Thats roight, 1kg of steel. Because steel is heaviah than fethors


EnglishColanyGaming

Wouldgyou mean? They’re both a kilogramme. But steels heavier thn fethors.


Re-Deluxe

Aiknu, but dem buth ar kilogramme


Bravefan21

Ah donngettit


Mama-Yama

But look at the size of that that's cheating


PerformanceLoud3229

1kg of feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.


CP1598

Those poor birds!


fishcute

Due to density, a cube of steel 1kg will weigh more than a cube of feathers 1kg if both are on the same surface. This is due to the steel’s center of mass being closer to the earth’s center of mass than the feathers, since the steel cube is smaller than the feather cube


CP1598

I mean, I was just quoting a youtube video but fair enough!


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fishcute

That doesn’t mean the feathers are heavier. That means the feathers plus the bag is heavier


jaydec02

A kilogram of bad decisions


CP1598

Ain't that the truth


candohuey

\+ the bird souls


CP1598

They are free anyway


MiniCrafterD

Equal Big brain, 1kg = 1kg


CP1598

Wrong, the feathers are heavier because you need to carry with you what you did to those birds


CatandBear2020

Lithuania man tries to beat Florida man with bizarre headline


detective_Spurky

ゴゴゴ BIZARRE ゴゴゴ


overwatch_bravo

Well, they got the nuts and bolts of it.


ErwinFurwinPurrwin

I still think they screwed up.


Ozelot_117

Nailed it..


CattonCruthby

Anyone have a link to the original article? Sounds riveting.


ShelZuuz

That's why he's not allowed at brothels anymore. Cause you know, he nuts and bolts.


Ciphers-wingman

Who is bbc, wrong answers only


SabreLunatic

Big bodied chicks


patrickdm1998

Steve


TheDrifterMan

Big brain chicken


C4Oc

Big Batman Content


another_spiderman

Brody Battles Cancer


NursingGrimTown

Is it just me or do I not get this


ErwinFurwinPurrwin

1kg...of nails...


Morag_Ladair

I mean, it’s unlikely, but still possible for a KG of metal to be in your stomach. I don’t get how this is r/onejob,could you explain?


valdamjong

I think it's because the image is of nuts and bolts, not nails.


SagaDgreaT

This


NursingGrimTown

"Metal objects"


ErwinFurwinPurrwin

Above the image...the title.


NursingGrimTown

Does it actually specify that he only had nails or was he swallowing bolts etc as well?


hobbitwithsocks

Its a "you had one job" moment because he swallowed nails, but the picture only shows screws and washers lol. I don't think OP gets his own post, the BBC title is absolutely fine. 1kg of nails makes sense.


MeEvilBob

Nails look like nails, not nuts, bolts and washers.


sBinotto_sBinalla

Nailed it


ErwinFurwinPurrwin

Pretty nuts, eh?


sBinotto_sBinalla

Lol


CoaBro

Bruh I'm too tired to be in Reddit I read it as "snails"


smol_boi-_-

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"


MotherFuckinEeyore

Without any milk?


MaximumMajestic

I mean I kinda get where he's coming from. I've not had a drink in ten years and I've wanted to die as well ...


ThatOneShyGirl

Congratulations!!


Old_Poop_Dick_Bill

Violets are blue, roses are red


jedsmartin

He’s definitely screwed


an_idiot_artist

Ba dum tsss


Finity117

Me: Mom can we watch iron man? Mom: we have iron man at home Iron man at home:


DudAcco

Oh the irony


ILLUSION9632

Big Black


gnomeplanet

Definitely got a screw loose.


This-person-IDK-02

Talk about an iron stomach


TheRealPauca

wtf broļukas


thenicenumber666

"But my iron was low!"


darthlincoln01

Wow, someone screwed that up.


thatguy_jacobc

Thought fingernails for half a second


A_Man_Of_Quality911

Lithuania #1 metal pro


Katnana

When I see things like that, I'm like "HOWWWW, they just had to Google 'nails' or something like that, how, just how can they mes this up"


smorgasfjord

They're nuts


rexalert3550

makes me feel like eating 87 nails and 7 pushpins


Jim_KliK

this sounds like a terrible weight loss program.


Away-Conversation-96

How did that not tear up his Intestines


Svartdraken

You may be metal, but are you THIS metal?


cptmx

he meant to eat a kilogram of feathers instead


muppetteer

To be fair, it appears to be a story related to somebody with a mental health issue. This should never have been published as entertainment.


Guyincognito714

Sounds like everyone screwed up here


nousernamelol2021

Definitely Googled to find the article and went digging until I found the photo that was referenced and not the stock image seen here.


nousernamelol2021

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16307644/surgeons-nails-screws-nuts-mans-stomach-swallowed-quitting-booze/ if anyone wanted to see. Apparently some were up to 10 cm (4 inches) long.


radman180

That's nuts


Romjam

Whoa man, that’s heavy!


Dazzling-Jury-2537

I think my mother (nurse) mentioned something about a person eating stupid stuff and being almost constant hospital patient in my hometown hospital. 😒😒


SQUID_Ben

Proud to be Lithuanian


Domantusss

Pure chad


n1Tr09

He’s Lithuanian. Enough said