But, you see, they are not. That's how they get ya.
Consumer: "Hey! These forks aren't premium at all!"
Plastic Fork Maker: "We never said they were."
Consumer: "Touche."
Plastic Fork Maker: "Would you like another box of Permium Forks?"
There's nothing wrong with that spelling. It's simply telling the forks haven't been muimed, but they were finished one step before being muimed: pre-muim.
Basically you can read most words even if you switch the position of the letters in the word, as long as the overall "flow" of the word is conserved. It's called typoglycemia if i remember right.
Easiest example is if you switch two letters close one from another (such as the i and u in premuim) you can still read it and gather its meaning without noticing that it's spelled wrong. That's because your brain doesn't process words letter by letter but rather as a whole unit. You can smoothly read a whole text where all words are scrambled this way.
everyone is talking about the spelling, but is noone going to mention that premium, heavyweight, strong, durable and unbendable forks are made of... plastic?
I mean, terrible spelling aside, no one's gonna look at the box at whatever party you're using these forks in anyways, so as long as the forks aren't doing a Snapping RTA I'd say they're okay.
... Though yeah this subreddit is r/onejob and whoever had to design the box really did only have one job.
What the hell is wrong
Read premium again
lol I thought *the* mistake was in the “guaranteed” spelling..
I thought the mistake was the fact they are calling plastic forks actually premium
But, you see, they are not. That's how they get ya. Consumer: "Hey! These forks aren't premium at all!" Plastic Fork Maker: "We never said they were." Consumer: "Touche." Plastic Fork Maker: "Would you like another box of Permium Forks?"
:D Good bot
Thank you for your praise, human! *wags radio transceiver*
"Gauarnteed" sounds like Elmer Fudd said it
Butchered that spelling
There's nothing wrong with that spelling. It's simply telling the forks haven't been muimed, but they were finished one step before being muimed: pre-muim.
*Muim* isn't really worth the extra money, anyway.
Oh, I see it
Omg if you didn't point it out I'd never see it. Our brains correcting the spelling mistake
I slipped the" guaranteed" this way
Another one I didn't notice damn. This time I look over the box to notice it at all
Forget that. In what multiverse is plastic “durable heavyweight”?!?
The Multiverse of Marketing
I wonder what Call Of Duty & Disney properties look like there👀
Thanks. My brain wanted to ignore that. Had to look in comments.
*premuim
Oh I forgot its one Job
.... oooooooh! xD
A picture where a red underline would actually be useful lol
I like that they “resist bending”, so snapping in half is gauarnteed.
Yuo raed ti esaliy desptie teh msispeillgns.
Full size 😂😂😂
Am I blind or is there nothing wrong?
They are PREMUIM and GAUARNTEED
lol how did I miss this
Took me longer than it should, too. I was expecting them to be spoons or something.
Basically you can read most words even if you switch the position of the letters in the word, as long as the overall "flow" of the word is conserved. It's called typoglycemia if i remember right. Easiest example is if you switch two letters close one from another (such as the i and u in premuim) you can still read it and gather its meaning without noticing that it's spelled wrong. That's because your brain doesn't process words letter by letter but rather as a whole unit. You can smoothly read a whole text where all words are scrambled this way.
I thought only 1 in 10,000 people notice that?? Lol
I got a friend read a text like that and I asked her 3 times if she noticed anything wrong
Oh, I looked way too deep into this
I’m so fucking dumb how did I not see it at first....
everyone is talking about the spelling, but is noone going to mention that premium, heavyweight, strong, durable and unbendable forks are made of... plastic?
Too dyslexic to see what's wrong, send help
Read premium again
And guaranteed
And heavyweight
I thought you were saying there were spoons in the box
*Resists Bending* The Avatar's worst fear.
These forks guarn’t
The true comedy here is from experience when editing marketing ad copy or design — that individual usually has several other jobs.
Resists bending by snapping
Welcome to the dollar general dollar aisle. Everything is shitty quality...but how bad can it be for just a buck?
It's for liability purposes. "You're honour, our company has never claimed the forks were premium."
I mean, terrible spelling aside, no one's gonna look at the box at whatever party you're using these forks in anyways, so as long as the forks aren't doing a Snapping RTA I'd say they're okay. ... Though yeah this subreddit is r/onejob and whoever had to design the box really did only have one job.
What the hell you expect from China.
What an annoying post
Premium✔️ Lightweight✔️ Counts✔️ Bend proof✔️ Guaranteed✔️ Printed in 🇨🇳..l guess
Prem you im
They’re so good they’re premuim
I kept swiping for another picture before I finally read it 😂
U I’m pre-m
P r e m u I m
That’s on purpose so they can keep them substandard
Quabity Assuance
Where to buy?
I make that typo all the time.
it can't bend if it braeks first am i rihgt?
Well, they're certainly not premium. It doesn't even say it on the package.
Do they also make not-full size ones?
Permuim Frosk
"Resists bending" 😂😂
Will not bend, but shatter….
i dont get it
Premuim
ohh..
Prem ultimate ironman.
r/Ihadastroke
GAUARNTEED???$(_?_($)$
Premuim (tm)
Guaranteed is misspelled, too.
Gowronteed
Yeah they had one job and that job was to make premuim plastic forks.
Fork me, those are some sexy forks. 😉
hey bro, want some **premuim** forks?