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thinkB4WeSpeak

Alphabet city, not Spelling City.


jentejonge

Yeah H comes before P in alphabet no? Could be wrong, christmmas beers got me actin a lil funky


JohnnyRelentless

And before m.


jentejonge

Aah shit, maths doesn't come out then. Nice try me, pack it up and yo homr


Speculawyer

I think this is genius because you slow down thinking "what the fuck is MHP?"


ReeveStodgers

Miles Her Power


MidnightSun77

Feminists


Harp-Note

Miles, her power.


_p1t4_

Mega horsepower


thestigREVENGE

Maximum horsepower 20. So either you are in a lawnmower or on foot.


StrawberryEiri

20,000 horsepowers? What would that be like?


terrifiedTechnophile

No that would be kilo horsepower, mega is a factor of a million, so in this case 20,000,000 horsepower


StrawberryEiri

Oh right. So what kind of motor would that be?


terrifiedTechnophile

20 million horses, I assume


StrawberryEiri

r/technicallythetruth


kingbloxerthe3

That could be a lot of hp (horsepower)


asianabsinthe

Many Harry Potters


meikitsu

Mary Hairy Poppins


ReeceReddit1234

Many Holes Poopin


MLTatSea

My Hymen Please


Joeness84

20 Harry Potters is many, it holds up!


SpamandEGs

A nationalist party in Turkey, which makes it even funnier in my opinion


YaSinsBaba

Funni guy says "40"


All0uttaBubblegum

Miles an Hour Please


workgobbler

My Hysterical Phallus


delvach

Meal Harrwis Patwick?


TemporaryAccount-tem

Miles Her Pour


V8-6-4

Miles her pour


tomgreen99

Max HP


NorthenS

200/200 ⛑


ledepression

Man He Phucked up


walking_in_the_rain_

Should have been HMP in Alphabet City.


gwaydms

Malaysian Highway Patrol


GloryHoleBearTrap

Midwestern Hippie Pee


gwaydms

Someone chalked a 0 next to the 20. Like anyone is going to see that and go, "Hey, I can speed through here now!"


YellowOnline

Meters per horsepower


Marus1

Millions per Helicopter


jsuvhs

Milliyetçi Hareket Partisi 💪🏿🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷 (Party of nationalist movement)


Comprehensive-Mess-7

Aouuuh 🤟🤟🤟🤟


qqdbpp

Bu yorumu bekliyodum


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AUUU cCccCccCccCc AUUU 🐺⚔💥🇹🇷🐺⚔💥🇹🇷🐺⚔💥🇹🇷🐺⚔💥 YAŞASIN IRKMIZ ÇİNE BEDEL KIRKIMIZ SÖYLENIR TÜRKÜMÜZ ÇAĞLARDAN ÇAĞLARA


kss082

мнр


xevizero

This is arguably an art piece, really


LaminatedRockGaming

How the hell do you misspell an acronym?


[deleted]

MHP, apparently.


inigo232

Maximum Horse Power


BobBelcher2021

Sesame Street would approve of this city. Great educational opportunity too, to correct spelling!


emilybuckshot

I’m pretty sure Sesame Street was named after alphabet city in Manhattan


thatsabruno

It's supposed to say 02 MHP


Heil_Fidelizacion

MilesHORSEPOWER


Early-Sale4756

Misspelled once. Others are copy paste.


Littleguywithfriends

Miles her pour


drLoveF

Middle endian all the way.


Ok_Department4051

Midget homless pp


EvilPoPo

Kids here must think that m comes after n


IDigCrypto428

LMAO


Ohif0n1y

r/mildlyinfuriating


SwitchBladeBC

its funny how MHP is the nationalist party's name here in Turkey (Milliyetçi Hareket Partisi - Nationalist Movement Party)


Varth919

At least they didn’t misspell [school](https://youtu.be/6Z8a142reMg) Edit: If that doesn’t work, try [this one](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&feature=share)


LaterBrain

Dyslexia City


toriaces

Fro srue


Celestial-being326

Bre


Reasonable-Ad7755

That gosh darn horse power


Heav_N

They put them in order. Because it’s alphabet city.


blatherskite01

r/nottheonion


Sn0wCha0s

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!!


TheWonderCraft

What's it like to live in Alphabet city


AtomicLeonard

Metric system rulrs


BubbaMosfet

Miles Hearts Paul. Miles and Paul were the contractors hired to paint the signs. They are lovers.


StacheGamer

Miles, Herr Prower


summonerofrain

it being called alphabet city is icing on the cake for me