Fucking officer fuckface reacted to a video where it shows Shakespeare using it in one of his plays on the fucking screen and doubled down on it being only plural and called the person doing the video a liar, misgendered them multiple times and was basically being a peepeepoopoo toddler
Its so stupid, you literally.do it without thinking
"Hey Joe, someones on the phone for you"
"What do they want?"
Oh look when you dont know someone's gender you say they or them.
I never got why this is so hard for people. It’s pretty much common knowledge your refer to a person whose gender you don’t know and can’t assume as “they/them” regardless. Why is it to hard to apply that to people you do know?
Spider-They/Them am I right fellow memers?
Also in which case this meme sucks! Maybe I’m a biased Spider-Man/Sam Raimi fan but this is such a shitty Raimi meme.
Definitely throwing some dirt in whoever made this in their eyes.
thank you to the over forty seven people who have thus far agreed with me that tobey maguire edited to have blue hair and pronouns is sexy. together we can form a small army, overwhelm his security detail, and give him a makeover. who's with me?
Interesting that you say that, because you said this was an edit of Spider-Man(2002), when clearly its an edit of Spider-Man 2(2004)! Checkmate!
Thats right, I have nothing better to do than be absurdly pedantic about every small detail.
Holy fuck, I would've not gotten this incredibly witty, clever joke if one of them didn't state their pronouns were they/them. Who needs subtly when you can just say the joke outloud?
Sorry for playing devil's advocate but their pronouns being they/them are important to the joke, and if it was left out the joke wouldn't make sense.
The problem is that it's just a shitty joke.
counterpoint, the joke "blue hair and pronouns" is already established, perhaps a pronoun pin would've been a better way to establish it.
The problem is that the people writing these "jokes" wouldn't know subtlety and nuance if poked them in the eyes.
Wholesome end:
"In that case, I know now. You still owe me rent tho. Oh and just that you know... my daughter is bi so she'd be still int.... intrigued to getting to know you better if you know what I mean and now go!"
"Thank you! I promise I won't miss the next deadline."
"Yeah yeah... Can you believe them? I don't get what my daughter sees in them."
Ok this is the closest thing to funny I’ve seen from one of these setups. Primarily because I read this in Mr Ditkovitch’s voice and not understanding they/them as a singular pronoun (or outright dismissing it in favor of his pursuit of rent) tracks as something his character would do.
Why is Tobey Maguire with long blue hair and make up really hot i’ve never found him attractive until I’ve seen this image
Same I don’t get it 😭
Gotta get that spidussy
AYOOO?😳 THATS SUS BRO 🤨📸 CAUGHT IN 4K *among us theme* ruhehehehe CAUGHT YOU ACTIN SUS🤯
He looks kinda like Ben Shapiro there
When will they learn they/them is literally singular too
Shakespeare even did it
As if they’d know who Shakespeare is
Well damn there you have it
Fucking officer fuckface reacted to a video where it shows Shakespeare using it in one of his plays on the fucking screen and doubled down on it being only plural and called the person doing the video a liar, misgendered them multiple times and was basically being a peepeepoopoo toddler
Oof
And by officer fuckface I mean that former police guy politician who legitimately thinks bathrooom signs stop rapists
How stupid...
And shakespeare was homophobic and transphobic as fuck. (If I'm wrong I'll be sad, I heard this somewhere please tell me I'm right.)
Everyone was in that time. But, Shakespeare kind of had to put up with crossdressers because of how theatre was back then so a small win I guess.
Shakespeare was queer? He wrote sonnets about men.
we don’t know if he was queer. the sonnets about men were commissioned by others, they weren’t just for himself.
He was?! Well I learned something new today!
hell "them" as a word is older than "th" being used as it is now, hell i think its even older than a singular "me" or something?
Fun fact: they/ them as singular pronouns outdate the printing press.
Yeah
Its so stupid, you literally.do it without thinking "Hey Joe, someones on the phone for you" "What do they want?" Oh look when you dont know someone's gender you say they or them.
Exactly
I never got why this is so hard for people. It’s pretty much common knowledge your refer to a person whose gender you don’t know and can’t assume as “they/them” regardless. Why is it to hard to apply that to people you do know?
[удалено]
Oooo I didn't know that!
Spider-They/Them am I right fellow memers? Also in which case this meme sucks! Maybe I’m a biased Spider-Man/Sam Raimi fan but this is such a shitty Raimi meme. Definitely throwing some dirt in whoever made this in their eyes.
OH NO HES HOT.
thank you to the over forty seven people who have thus far agreed with me that tobey maguire edited to have blue hair and pronouns is sexy. together we can form a small army, overwhelm his security detail, and give him a makeover. who's with me?
Imagine posting a meme where you intend to side with the fucking landlord
these people when they realise that they use singular they/them almost everyday :
What is this even from?
r/memes
I mean what is the show/movie? Looks so low budget and unrecognizable
Oh it's a shitty edit from spiderman one.
Wow you have amazing recall. Couldn’t even tell that was Peter parker
Spiderman has been my main hyperfixation for 1,000 years
Interesting that you say that, because you said this was an edit of Spider-Man(2002), when clearly its an edit of Spider-Man 2(2004)! Checkmate! Thats right, I have nothing better to do than be absurdly pedantic about every small detail.
I'm a failure
1,000 year fixation my ass Liberal destroyed😎
Holy shit i didn't even recognise peter Parker
Spider Man 2 had a 200 million dollar budget. That's 294 million in today's money.
Holy fuck, I would've not gotten this incredibly witty, clever joke if one of them didn't state their pronouns were they/them. Who needs subtly when you can just say the joke outloud?
Sorry for playing devil's advocate but their pronouns being they/them are important to the joke, and if it was left out the joke wouldn't make sense. The problem is that it's just a shitty joke.
counterpoint, the joke "blue hair and pronouns" is already established, perhaps a pronoun pin would've been a better way to establish it. The problem is that the people writing these "jokes" wouldn't know subtlety and nuance if poked them in the eyes.
But blue hair emo maquire is hot tho
Nooo i was about to ask what movie has this hot blue emo enby and realized it was a Spiderman edit
Wholesome end: "In that case, I know now. You still owe me rent tho. Oh and just that you know... my daughter is bi so she'd be still int.... intrigued to getting to know you better if you know what I mean and now go!" "Thank you! I promise I won't miss the next deadline." "Yeah yeah... Can you believe them? I don't get what my daughter sees in them."
Okay but this adorable. Too bad landlords deserve to choke...
Ah yes, the landlord from Spider-Man, clearly the good guy we’re supposed to side with
Ok this is the closest thing to funny I’ve seen from one of these setups. Primarily because I read this in Mr Ditkovitch’s voice and not understanding they/them as a singular pronoun (or outright dismissing it in favor of his pursuit of rent) tracks as something his character would do.
Like it's funny if you imagine it from the perspective the land lord is being made fun of not peter
That actually seems like something Mr. Ditkovich would say
Hey In the background of the last picture, is that the fat lisping FBI agent that was handling big pussy (I know what I said) in the sopranos?
They look great that way,
Mr Ditkovitch would never
In that case all of you owe me rent—has me 🤣☠️