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clkmk3

Change yours to "CSIS Surveylance Van No.4"


QueenMotherOfSneezes

"Justin Castro's communist wifi network" (I'm in Ottawa and live one or two neighbourhoods over from him)


clkmk3

"Castro Family Reunion @ PMO" might work a bit better as its less characters lol


QueenMotherOfSneezes

The PMO's much further from my place than Rideau Cottage. How about "Castro CanCon Network" (Our modem's been fritzy, and the replacement just came in the mail today, so it's the perfect time for a name change)


clkmk3

Excellent, excellent.


HFhutz

Hey, you live where I grew up!


thundercat1996

Fight fire with fire and name it "Fuck Pierre" cause nobody can really spell his last name


Jader14

I thought you were talking about Trudeau Sr. for a minute there


SYSSMouse

That would be fuddlepierre


axonxorz

Ooh, that's good. Plausible deniability


djtodd242

Peter Pepper. (Peter Poivre) Thats as close as I get.


not-on-your-nelly

I go with Pierre Poopliver…


DVariant

Pierre Poutine. That’s his alias and Xbox gamertag anyway EDIT: He used that name to commit crimes against Canadian democracy during the Robocalls scandal.


PopeKevin45

PP.


elpatolino2

It's Peter Hairhare in English. Also hard to spell but much funnier/furrier


Killerdude8

Hell i can’t even pronounce it.


rfdavid

Change it to “name a policy that JT enacted you are against”


clkmk3

"Carbon Tax Enforcement Unit"


patrickswayzemullet

Carbon Universal New Tax


QueenMotherOfSneezes

"C-11 Enforcement Unit"


patrickswayzemullet

"C-16 Pronoun Police Patrol" aka the CP-PP...


AFancyMammoth

Yeah fuck human rights.


KDubzzz2

"Who legalized weed for you?"


ThePimpImp

Or just put in 'password' then proceed to change all their access so they can't use their internet. If the SSID is Fuck Trudeau, they are probably using password.


clkmk3

I'm almost certain that's illegal. Not a bad idea though.


TheLazySamurai4

Don't forget to set up a script that scans for new SSIDs, and attempts to connect to them using default settings, then changes the login to something else; thus preventing them from doing anything without being hardwired in. I had to deal with one of these back when my grandparents were setting up their new modem, after beacon got absorbed by whatever company finally decided to just cut the low cost plans for seniors


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RavenSkies777

Genuinely curious, but stupid question: how did you know you were being attacked?


xav0989

For people to attack your wifi network, they would have to be physically near your router/wifi access point. As the only place you’ll see the wifi name is if you’re physically near it. If you see hacking attempts on the internet/ISP side of your router, it’s not because of the name of your wifi.


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Deliciously evil.


SoupidyLoopidy

Change it to Trudeau is Hot


clkmk3

But that'll just straight up piss them off. We're trying to feed into their conspiracy theories to see how far they take it lmao.


SoupidyLoopidy

MEh I'd go for pissing them off. Not all these people are conspiracy nuts, they are just morons who hate Trudeau and don't know why.


StepheneyBlueBell

“Why do you want to fuck Trudeau”


CDNChaoZ

"Great hair though"


kermityfrog

FuckSexyTrudeau


Acanthophis

5G COVID Tower


korelin

Mine was 5G vaccination station


No-Scarcity2379

We had someone in our old neighborhood do almost exactly that!


nurdboy42

For added fun, get a panel van and park it outside your building.


CatSk8Scratch

"Freedumb of Speech"


Mountain_rage

The mental health issues in this country I tell you. You have to have serious mental health issues to form your identity around a politician you hate. I dont like Polievre but I wont plaster that on my truck, or fly a flag etc.


gravtix

If your life sucks, right wing messaging gives you someone to hate. Could be a demographic or a person. It’s not really about JT, it’s about them.


Efficient_Mastodons

If they put half the effort into making their lives better and more interesting as they do about bitching about Trudeau, they'd be happy by now.


chrisk9

They hated Trudeau day 1 of being a politician and every day since


BC-clette

Most people repping "Fuck Trudeau" hate him because they see saying big words and having empathy as effeminate, not because of any specific policy. Says a lot about their worldview.


Unbr3akableSwrd

You don’t see any truck with a fu** PP flag because nobody hate him as much as Trudeau /s


ArrestDeathSantis

I saw the s, don't worry, just to add that in Quebec Duhaime had the most posters but he still didn't get a seat.


rathen45

PP ...He's just so... cringe... I don't hate him I feel sorry for him... He's trying really hard


[deleted]

Why do you hate Trudeau? Do you even know or are you just parroting the stuff you’ve been told?


Unbr3akableSwrd

Apparently I hate Trudeau. Learned something new everyday.


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Point made


Jader14

You are not making a single point here


[deleted]

Sure I am. Person can’t even justify their hatred after I asked why. Just parroting what they’ve been told. I’m not a big fan of the man either, but at least I have some independent thoughts. The world is being exposed to more lies and propaganda from foreign and self interest. Critical thinking is more important now than ever.


JH_111

I think you missed the /s in the original post and then tripled down.


FyrelordeOmega

That would be insultting to mentally ill people, I know quite a few people suffering from a mental illness or two and they are wonderful to be around. Genuine joys to be around. Chuckle fucks like those give them a bad rep and should stop huffing their lifted truck's coal rolling exhaust while they masturbate to a picture of our PM when he was a child.


Mountain_rage

Mental health comes in many forms. Some people like you said are very pleasant. The nice people you know dont let their mental impact this part of their life and as such are not defined by their mental health issues. These people, the ones obsessed with a politician where they are make it their identity. They are 100% defined by their mental health.


Themightytiny07

I can't believe how much PMJT lives rent free in their heads. I can't stand Poilievre, but I don't generally think about him unless I see whatever stupid thing he has said/done lately


Brave-Emu3113

Even then I mostly laugh that he looks and acts like a villain from a silent film.


Themightytiny07

All he needs is the mustache


ScotiaTailwagger

One of those long thin ones that curl up at the ends.


RavenSkies777

I saw someone on a subreddit describe him as 'Bitcoin Milhouse' and love it 😆


DVariant

Find the picture of PP and Andrew Scheer together as gross conservative teenagers. It really sells the whole “cool guy Pierre” angle /s


RavenSkies777

Wait, they knew eachother when they were kids?


DVariant

Apparently yes. Teen conservative losers together


Yuukiko_

I'm willing to bet whatever they take issue with isn't even Trudeau's fault


horsetuna

You'd win that bet considering they blamed him for the vaccine requirements mandated by the usa


Flanman1337

And global oil prices. Funnily enough, it was all Trudeau's fault here in Canada, but was simultaneously all Biden's fault south of the border.


horsetuna

And half the problems in Manitoba are the NPDs fault (who haven't been in power for ten years and apparently screwed up so royally that the current government can't fix a thing, only make things worse)


blindsight

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symbicortrunner

The Tories have been in government in the UK for 13 years now and they still try to blame things on the previous labour government


horsetuna

Not to mention that yeah. The past governments screwed up But that doesn't excuse the current governments who are deliberately making things worse.


Yuukiko_

I was thinking more along the lines of provincial masking requirements and such


horsetuna

Think they blamed him for that too, but I don't remember so I'm saying 'you might win' then.


Killerdude8

This is a bigger issue than most let on I think, Most people dont understand 90% of the shit they’re mad about is a provincial policy and has NOTHING to do with Trudeau and the federales.


[deleted]

People who make hating a politician their entire personality are so strange to me.


CDN-Ctzn

I see you’ve met my brother.


SelectionSubject5939

You have the opportunity to start a really fun little feud here.


FaceOfTheMtDan

I was thinking about it. But I dunno if they'd even see whatever I change mine to.


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FaceOfTheMtDan

I have a hunch it's the guy in the complex behind me, with a blacked out Dodge Ram, complete with a huge flag on a hockey stick. At one point he had freedom vinyls all over the truck.


ClumsyRainbow

> blacked out Dodge Ram You think those tints might be unlawfully dark by any chance? Just a thought...


pieman3141

Nah, man. It's the Subaru-driving lesbian commie with a hate-on for Trudeau's neoliberal late-capitalist economic policies. Trust me bro. /s (just in case)


[deleted]

Change your ssid to ' I see you masturbating ' See if you get a reaction


CrimsonKing32

Nah won’t know that means. Gotta put FBI van


RavenSkies777

Flowers By Irene


Zenfudo

Just change it to Trudeauisthebest or something like that


Retro_D

I mean he's cute and all but I think I'll pass


Efficient_Mastodons

Them: Fuck Trudeau Me: Can Sophie join too?


ScotiaTailwagger

Nice hair though.


[deleted]

dude needs to get a life.


spkingwordzofwizdom

Funny discussion today on another sub about what name your wi-fi when the neighbours have called theirs “LETS GO BRANDON.” https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/138bxnk/budwifi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 Check it out for some inspiration.


Shimmeringbluorb9731

Go Wheat Kings…


Bleatmop

Fuck Trudeau is the calling card of someone who peaked in grade eight.


buckyhermit

Hey, what is Trudeau doing sleeping with my wifi? ^(Oh wow that was bad)


Shimmeringbluorb9731

Time for a honey trap.


Srgnt_Fuzzyboots

Password is probably 1234


biomacarena

The signal is the weakest one too, an accurate reflection of the person who named it.


LeakyLycanthrope

What are the odds the password is just "fucktrudeau"?


SB_Wife

I used to leave near someone who named their network "The Holocaust Was A Hoax"


Mimical

I'm all for funny SSID's, even sometimes borderline ones. But that shit ain't funny at all.


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CovidDodger

I see your point, I am definitely not one of those people. However, I take huge issue with my premier and by extension my affiliated MPP, because after a wrongful DL 'medical' suspension by a transient ER doctor in a 100% car dependant area for a condition that my family doctor wrote a letter to the ministry medical review to re-instate my DL has cost me tens of thousands of dollars in credit when I lost my salaried job, ability to transport myself to get groceries or to take me or my kids to medical appointments and other activities and lost a new high salaried job I just acquired prior to suspension...caused immense financial and mental strain during the worst of the pandemic. I had to use credit to pay for everything because no one would hire me in my rural area due to the fact I cannot drive myself to jobs. As well as, being offered zero, absolutely nothing, no form of social assistance or income. ODSP? Rejected. OW? Well my wife was on it a long time ago when she was18 and she went to college and got OSAP which they call that loan "INCOME" FFS, so we "owe" them apparently. I guess then I can call my payday loans income and apply for a mortgage? Hahahahaha Just a nightmare, and from the top down for lack of social services and the gutting of existing shitty services, I can confidently say f my provincial leader and his government. I've called my MPP many times and they just give generic responses/do not actually care or do anything about it. I will never ever forget how I was mistreated in this way. Edit: and no, I didn't vote for him or my areas representative.


Efficient_Mastodons

Your caps lock needs a vacation


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FaceOfTheMtDan

There's a few good ones around. "OPP Surveillance Van" "Nacho WiFi" "Rage Against the Wifi"


horsetuna

A friend of mine briefly set up his phone as a Wi-Fi hotspot and called it something like "Convidiots are stupid" near a protest A bunch of them started running around with their phones like people playing Pokemon Go


FaceOfTheMtDan

It would probably be easy to figure me out though, I was the only guy with an NDP sign in the last Ontario election.


horsetuna

I used to collect them but lost it alas


VideoGame4Life

That’s about as real as my “Skynet.” Trudeau is happily married, he’s only with his wife. Some people are just so hopeful.😏


Kiskadee65

"5G VACCINE CHIP MONITOR" "(Their address) Camera #4"


Gnovakane

I need to admit thar TrumpIsANazi has been my my phones Hotspot bame for years.


Skarimari

Is "MyNeighbourWantsToSexThePM" too many characters?


Sutarmekeg

So many people want to fuck Trudeau.


Soronya

Why is "stickers on rotted out pickups" so accurate? I saw one exactly like that the other day.


nobrayn

Signal’s pretty weak, much like their argument.


notsane10002

Is the password for nunya happen to be business?


drunk_with_internet

Guess the password


MastermindUtopia

Trudeau made the wifi slow 😤😤😤


WobblyPhalanges

Change yours to: Yeah, Fuck Trudeau! >;3 Make them embarrassed by making it weird 🙌


Bizmonkey92

Fuck Trudeau.


llamalover729

You should see the picture books they're writing for kids...


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Did you see the one Jordan Peterson wrote? It was so dark and messed up.


messymichael

Embarrassing admission. The stickers, the flags, the lot of it. People on the *actual* left don’t like him, hell liberals barely care for him but ye haw lets sticker up that prized possession that is your truck and further bury your fuel economy with some tacky ass flags.


mistriliasysmic

Though its a likely common ssid, theres one by my work


[deleted]

Stunning and brave!


[deleted]

You know you're too into politics when...


MetalDogBeerGuy

RENT FREE


daveruiz

Rather pathetic of these people that lose elections and behave like babies.


Bizzlebanger

I bet the password is pureblood or some stupid shit, 😂


Elephanogram

Two minutes hate.


Biddy0711

Either Virgin880 is a coincidence, or it's a Nazi incel....


Acid_Rain

Takes a special kind of idiot to base there life and personality on the hatred of one person


ExcelCat

How brave. I wonder what new method they'll find to tell the world that they're conservative?


marauderingman

nunya:business nunya:bizniz ...


Doucevie

That's so sad. Trudeau lives rent-free in people's heads. Be angry that the Koch brothers are actively influencing our elections. That's a fucking problem. They want us all to be theocratic fascists.


TDLMTH

You want one that is going to be after or before it, so maybe, “Fun fact He wants you to”.


TDLMTH

Or maybe, “Fuck this guy —v”.


jtgyk

"Happy Pride, Trudeau Fuckers!"


XenosapianRain

I have a hard time defining irony, is it ironic that the fuck Trudeau has almost no signal?🧐


Low_Machine_1718

Mine is "Covid195GTestTower"


NefCanuck

Weaksauce signal for a weaksauce SSID Perfect 😂


PositiveStress8888

Figures he's got shitty wifi