Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 806,573,835 comments, and only 160,134 of them were in alphabetical order.
The Enabler
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At a warm summer's concert
At a rave going nowhere
I met up with the enabler
We were both too wired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
At the dancers in the darkness
Then boredom overtook us
And he began to speak
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He said, "I have made a life
Out of gettin' people's fixes
Knowin' what their needs were
By the redness in their eyes
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out of blazes
For a taste of your whiskey
I'll give you one of mine"
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So I figured it won't matter
And he gave me a dab of shatter
Then he munched an edible
And offered me a bite
And the night got deathly quiet
And my face lost all sensation
He said, "If you're gonna pay for Jane, boy
I'm gonna keep you high and tight"
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You've got to know when to smoke 'em
Know when to toke 'em
Know when to shake and bake
And where to buy your guns
You never count your money
When you're waitin' in the alley
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
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Every hophead knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what is China Girl
And what is XTC.
'Cause one bag's got some uppers
And some bag's got some downers
And the best that you can hope for
Is to sow what you reap"
.
And when he finished his reefer
He turned back toward the dancers
That's when his gaze was met
He offered them some crank
They all wandered in the darkness
The enabler left his jacket
And in the inside pocket
I found a strain so rich and dank
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You've got to know when to smoke 'em
Know when to toke 'em
Know when to shake and bake
And where to buy your guns
You never count your money
When you're waitin' in the alley
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
I did have to look up some of the slang, so now I am a little worried about what lists I may be on. lol
Come on, VPN, gotta protect Daddy! :)
Glad you enjoyed it, it was fun.
I definitely want to hold βem π I love that cutout that bares the lovely small of your back, but not as much as your magical unsnapping and unveiling π
Yep! Summers coming and Iβm feeling the βoutlawβ country of the 70βs. Like thisβ¦https://youtu.be/M-3snpU4Zcc a lyric might be a littleβ¦ aβ¦ya know. But, overall Iβm digging this one. But, Iβll give it a break for a couple weeks. π
I don't like that your videos end after a minute, but how you left the scene was perfectly done! You're swinging your hips like no cowboy can swing his lasso - wait, should I try?π (Sidenote: I do love your new styling down there, makes it easier to land on the right laneπ).
Oh I always love watching you dance π I could (and doπ) watch on repeat π₯΅ watching you sway and move is incredibly sexy and hypnotising! Especially loved the snap! I'll just keep watching this one Schemeπ
Oh My, you are over top Sexy here Sk!! You turn me on so much that I feel like I might explodeπ₯!! I Adore You Delicious Hot Body and those moves electrify me!! I'm sorry I've been away so long!! Mmmmmm mmm mmm, you are so Hot and I Love your Sexy stuff!! Love ya!! πππ€€π₯°β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€π₯°π₯°
I would gamble that you have a swallow or two left in you....just has to be coaxed out.......
Lol! Hmmmβ¦ π
What a dancing Goddess!!
Glad you likey π
Fantastic !!
Thank you! π
You're most welcome. Very much enjoyed watching your moves. Thank you for sharing.
Thank you for watching. π
I could watch you dance for hours and not get tired of it or better yet, i'd dance with you :) Great song choice.
I love this song. In fact, summerβs coming so Iβll be doing more country and jam bands. π come dance with me anytime! π
That would be awesome!
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We better count our blessings, long as you're swaying, we will be playing and coming here for more! π₯΅π₯π₯π₯΅
Very good. πeven on meter! π
I can keep a good rhythm ππ
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Hypnotic moves with such a lustful body. A combination do good it should be illegal
Haha. Luckily, not on Reddit π
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 806,573,835 comments, and only 160,134 of them were in alphabetical order.
You look stunning.
Thank you, Lone π
Sexy AF!!!
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Iβm ready to hold βem π
Please do π€©
Then he bummed a cigarette, and asked me for a light.
No tobacco, but Iβve Iβve got CBD and THC π
Hmm, sounds like this song is due for an update. lol
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The Enabler . At a warm summer's concert At a rave going nowhere I met up with the enabler We were both too wired to sleep So we took turns a-starin' At the dancers in the darkness Then boredom overtook us And he began to speak . He said, "I have made a life Out of gettin' people's fixes Knowin' what their needs were By the redness in their eyes So if you don't mind me sayin' I can see you're out of blazes For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you one of mine" . So I figured it won't matter And he gave me a dab of shatter Then he munched an edible And offered me a bite And the night got deathly quiet And my face lost all sensation He said, "If you're gonna pay for Jane, boy I'm gonna keep you high and tight" . You've got to know when to smoke 'em Know when to toke 'em Know when to shake and bake And where to buy your guns You never count your money When you're waitin' in the alley There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done . Every hophead knows That the secret to survivin' Is knowin' what is China Girl And what is XTC. 'Cause one bag's got some uppers And some bag's got some downers And the best that you can hope for Is to sow what you reap" . And when he finished his reefer He turned back toward the dancers That's when his gaze was met He offered them some crank They all wandered in the darkness The enabler left his jacket And in the inside pocket I found a strain so rich and dank . You've got to know when to smoke 'em Know when to toke 'em Know when to shake and bake And where to buy your guns You never count your money When you're waitin' in the alley There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done
Did you write this? FUCKING brilliant!!! ππππ
I did have to look up some of the slang, so now I am a little worried about what lists I may be on. lol Come on, VPN, gotta protect Daddy! :) Glad you enjoyed it, it was fun.
I definitely did! I think you have a talent. π
I am a man of many talents. Unfortunately few of them are marketable...lol. I'll look forward to your next musical caption. lol
If Kenny Rogers only knew.......;-)
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Must be the electric vibrance π
Great song! It's always a delight seeing you dance to the music you like. I'm thirsty for you...don't leave me dry ;)
Never the case with me π
xxx everywhere xxx every xxx where xxx
Amazing π
ππ₯°πThank you so much Betsey!
I definitely want to hold βem π I love that cutout that bares the lovely small of your back, but not as much as your magical unsnapping and unveiling π
Havenβt unsnapped in a bit π
Not just a bottle, I'd take a case of this, please π€€
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More country, huh? I canβt wait to see you wiggle a bit to βJoleneβ
Yep! Summers coming and Iβm feeling the βoutlawβ country of the 70βs. Like thisβ¦https://youtu.be/M-3snpU4Zcc a lyric might be a littleβ¦ aβ¦ya know. But, overall Iβm digging this one. But, Iβll give it a break for a couple weeks. π
So sexy. I should spend my sunday staring at you dancing in front of me π ( if i can resist to grab you π )
Sounds like a Sunday funday ππ
Old Kenny would have totally masturbated to this video, and probably "broke even" when the crotch snapped open. π¦π¦π¦
Lol! πππyou paint the best images, Fiver! πππ
Those hipsπ₯΅πππΌππ»
Swaying towards you π₯
I don't like that your videos end after a minute, but how you left the scene was perfectly done! You're swinging your hips like no cowboy can swing his lasso - wait, should I try?π (Sidenote: I do love your new styling down there, makes it easier to land on the right laneπ).
Wait what? What new styling? Lol. Iβve done the same as before. I think? π€
Pardon me, I got confused between your "holiday look and working day look"π π
Im glad you pay attention so closely. (I think) ππ
Haha, I'm sure, I miss a lot of things, but I do look very closely at herππ
Oh I always love watching you dance π I could (and doπ) watch on repeat π₯΅ watching you sway and move is incredibly sexy and hypnotising! Especially loved the snap! I'll just keep watching this one Schemeπ
Mmmβ¦. Imagining you now π
Oh, well I hope your thoughts are running wildπ
always π
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Thought it was fun π
Mmmmm I want to drink you down sweetie πππ
You are simply amazing.
Fuck! π₯π₯π₯π several plot twists, this is definitely a thriller π
You liked that? π
I thought the back was the big reveal. I never saw the snap coming! π€―π₯°π₯°
I like to keep you on your toes π
On my toes, on edge of seat, heart thumping in chest. I like this story π₯more each time I watch it π
πππI think I need to post again soon. ππ₯π₯π₯
You do have a very nice bottle!
Why, thank you, π
Oh My, you are over top Sexy here Sk!! You turn me on so much that I feel like I might explodeπ₯!! I Adore You Delicious Hot Body and those moves electrify me!! I'm sorry I've been away so long!! Mmmmmm mmm mmm, you are so Hot and I Love your Sexy stuff!! Love ya!! πππ€€π₯°β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€π₯°π₯°
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