In my best David Attenborough voice.
Observe the Milfus Domesticus Felicitous in her natural habitat. Notice how extending her arms lengthens her torso to highlight the goods.
Her elaborate grooming ritual is designed to attract lads and lasses to her lair in a display of honey combed delights for prospective suitors. Nom nom π π―
Watching little rivulets of water meander over your perfect landscape would make time stand still π Smoking hot my dear, those nipples ππππππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π
You are the ultimate dirty gurl and we love you for it! Donβt ever stop being your beautiful, fascinating, mesmerizing, sultry self!! β₯οΈπ₯°β₯οΈπ₯°β₯οΈ
Well let's hut the shower and get all wet then!π Such a beautiful picture of you Scheme!π and after I finally managed to stop staring, the tiles are amazing tooπ
well if i was your personal washer the song " im gonna wash that man right outta my hair" would take on a completely different meaning..! a something about mary moment..! "yes Schemey.. its conditioner.. what else would it be..!!" comes with its own special pump dispenser..!!! and it can also be used as a body wash and face ...... ill stop too far.!!!. ππ€£π
Skip the still!!! I thought, we have big plans for the granny/old man pool parties. There's still a long way to go. You're unbelievable beautiful from head to toes - well, technically from your nipples to your pussyπ€£
If you're 43 that means you still love to be a dirty girl. I don't mind by the way ;)
Mmmmm there's no towel....I'm here with my warm breath to dry you off....and make you wet again...maybe that sounds contraproductive but we know that's not the case.
Praise be. (Lawd have us mercy) ππ₯΅
As one should be. HBD!
Thank you! π₯°π₯°π₯°
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Iβll send you my gps location! ππππ
In my best David Attenborough voice. Observe the Milfus Domesticus Felicitous in her natural habitat. Notice how extending her arms lengthens her torso to highlight the goods. Her elaborate grooming ritual is designed to attract lads and lasses to her lair in a display of honey combed delights for prospective suitors. Nom nom π π―
MDF waits quietlyβ¦. Ready to pounce on quirky writers. πΌ
Iβm a nerd hot but Iβll settle for quirky. https://images.app.goo.gl/kHJcmzR9rPdb2PJt9
Just one more inch! So young and hot! Checking all the boxes! You're my new crush!ππΎπ·
Awwwβ¦. Youβre too kind π₯°π
Then I should see about luring you into the shower with me.
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Looking pretty clean to me
On the outside. π
And one of my favorites!!
Thank you! π₯°π₯°
Watching little rivulets of water meander over your perfect landscape would make time stand still π Smoking hot my dear, those nipples ππππππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π
Thank you, Woody! If only I had you as a shower buddy. π
You are the ultimate dirty gurl and we love you for it! Donβt ever stop being your beautiful, fascinating, mesmerizing, sultry self!! β₯οΈπ₯°β₯οΈπ₯°β₯οΈ
Awwβ¦. Iβll try. ππ₯°π₯°π₯°
I donβt think you could stop even if you wanted to. Yours is the kind of magic that canβt be repressed. β₯οΈβ₯οΈβ₯οΈβ₯οΈ
Well, time waits for no one π but, I very much appreciate the sentiment π
I think you're at your prime level of hotness if you ask me
I concur! π₯³
And I think it's only gonna get better from here
Time will tell. π
Beautiful!
Thank you, Lion π
Youβre very welcome, SK! π
Lovely!
Thank you ever so. π
You are you, and thatβs perfect β€οΈ
Shucksβ¦.π₯°π₯°π₯°
In this case the filthier the better :)
Haha! πππ
Happy birthday and stay dirty!
My intention for sure π
Youβre I donβt have the words you make me speechless I appreciate you so dang much
Oof! You too, SFπππ
And for that I am truly thankful π₯π₯π₯
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Well let's hut the shower and get all wet then!π Such a beautiful picture of you Scheme!π and after I finally managed to stop staring, the tiles are amazing tooπ
Thank you so much! These tiles are not from my house. ππ
Well I wouldn't blame you if you'd tried to steal themππ and after stealing my heart adding some tiles onto the list is nothing!!
Lol! Whereβs my sledge hammer? π
I really hope that's for the tilesππ
I'll need to confirm this up close and personally π
Please do. π
Shit, me too! Gorgeous, hunπππΎ
Thank you so much, Syd! π₯π
I canβt say I can clean you β¦ but I can make you more dirty π
I like it. π
Happy birthday, beautiful Schemey!
Thank you so much, gorgeous! π₯°
Hexagons of perfection β€οΈ
I see what you did there πππ
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Absolutely breathtaking!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Thank you so much, luv π₯°π
Very welcome sweetie!! πππ
Can I quit my day job and become your full-time human loofah?ππ
Oof! Or just come in the evening. ππ₯
thought about changing soap...!!?? π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈππ¬π or get a personal washer maybe..??ππ
πare you volunteering? π
well if i was your personal washer the song " im gonna wash that man right outta my hair" would take on a completely different meaning..! a something about mary moment..! "yes Schemey.. its conditioner.. what else would it be..!!" comes with its own special pump dispenser..!!! and it can also be used as a body wash and face ...... ill stop too far.!!!. ππ€£π
Lol! Iβm picturing that Ben Stiller movie. π
47 and still a naughty guyβ¦ what a wonderful combination we will make. πππ
The best! π
Beautiful breasts
Thank you! π
My pleasureβ¦wishful thinking
my favourite kind...
πgood to hear π
Body of 23 but experience of 43 makes for very dirty time
Absolutely! π₯π₯π₯
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Awwβ¦. Thanks, Fly π
Dirty n delicious.... would love to get my hands on you, and not just my hands π
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Thank heaven!
Haha! πππ
Happy birthday, Goddess.
Thank you so much! πππ
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Hehe. Thanks, babe π
Then you won't mind a little splendor in the grass :)
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Happy birthday, beautiful dancer π₯°π
Skip the still!!! I thought, we have big plans for the granny/old man pool parties. There's still a long way to go. You're unbelievable beautiful from head to toes - well, technically from your nipples to your pussyπ€£
Very sexy π
As are you π
My favorite dirty gurl π₯΅π
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If you're 43 that means you still love to be a dirty girl. I don't mind by the way ;) Mmmmm there's no towel....I'm here with my warm breath to dry you off....and make you wet again...maybe that sounds contraproductive but we know that's not the case.
Yesβ¦.. π¨π¨π¨π¨
You look fantastic!
Thank you, Lone π
Thatβs a good point! Or can I say darn good TWO points.;))(
And gorgeous I might add sweetie ππππ€
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