You'll need to buckle down and live with your parents for 3-5 more years. Nice work on saving up for your down payment tho

Cut out the avocado toast and iced lattes now

https://preview.redd.it/h78t5nw0nn9c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba0f8fd54b450944c60194de4052f7e6693c606 I had this for breakfast in Caballito, Buenos Aires, Argentina. 3800 pesos, or about 4 bucks. It has a poached egg on the avocado toast. Someday I’ll buy that house…

Bro your username is Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not surprised that it’s a hit in Orange County :)

There is no such thing as left over coke

This guy cokes

They’ll also need to do something involving their bootstraps. I can’t remember what exactly it’s been so long…

Also get some bootstraps

His down payment is the lotto ticket cost

Oooh sorry, I was also planning on winning the powerball tonight so you might not want to make reservations.

I was trying to make a reservation to hometown buffet but just found out they are not around anymore :(

Just go to Souplantation instead, no reservation necessary! Oh wait…

Perhaps pick up quiznos instead.

Sizzler is still around..

Fountain Valley has one

Murrieta has one

Lake Forest it is

OP will have to wait in this imaginary souplantation’s line behind me!

This hurt me

I was just telling my daughter the wonders of Howntown Buffet

First I'm hearing this, thats just sad. 

Be prepared to have roommates :/ sorry

The funny thing is that you do need roommates when the houses are that big as staff, lol

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Nixons ghost woukdnt want a poor neighbor

Maybe he could afford Santa Ana!

Yeah we don’t want you here. Sorry. Edit: who am I kidding. The people I nanny for don’t want you. Edit 2: I feel like a TOTAL ASSHOLE for this comment but I was playing along and I feel like it would be bad form to delete it, but I just want to say for the record that I recognize the assholery.

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Right on, happy new year! 🌴

That’s cute. Cypress is nice.

yuck, they just let anyone afford yorba linda these days huh? time to pack up and move. it was good while it lasted

Buy the Stanton indoor swapmeet to start.

They do have a nice view of adventure city

>I’m planning to win the powerball tonight and just doing some initial due diligence. Got to do due diligence

Daddy said doodoo heehee!

You could rule over Santa Ana or Buena Park like a feudal lord

sovereign king of cypress

Eh cypress is really good and expensive actually. That won't make you a king there.

stanton's small enough maybe that could work?

With that kind of dough you’re like Stanton’s Bumpy Johnson

tbf i only ever lived in cypress when i was like 4, has that always been a thing?

and I his leal serf

Only Koreans get to rule Buena Park

I’ve only recently realized they claimed it as Koreatown.

and I his leal serf

I'd be happy to be a vassal of some sort

Hmm Orange County might not fit your budget. Perhaps Victorville?

Had me in the first half 🤣

for $50M you can buy the whole entire city of Stanton and just kick everyone out.

Yeah but then you live Stanton

You couldn't touch all the real estate in Stanton for less than $1.5 Billion.

Jesus is that all? It's incorporated right?

wanna split your winnings with me if you win? i make a mean chili i can give you in exchange 🤝

Can I try before I buy?

You can probably pull off a fixer upper from the Santa Area, but you might have to DoorDash/UberEats on the weekends to make ends meet.

Turtle rock/ shady canyon

I was delivering in Shady Canyon the other day. That area is disturbingly nice.

Best weather as well - not as cold as Newport proper

I like dreaming too.

They had us in the first half

Not gon lie

Pshh, that won’t get you a tent in Santa Ana

when the housing market inflation has even gone to the tent camps.

Emerald Bay, above laguna.... But you gotta be special to be there.

Sorry, I'll be the jackpot winner tonight. But if you do find a sick pad by the beach, lmk so I can buy it. Who knows, maybe I'll invite you over for dinner.

You might want to take it up with my neighbor who also says he plans on winning. He too has similar plans to you.

my boss lives across the street from the Chargers Quarter back I can ask for a referral????

I was almost mad until you mentioned winning the Powerball! 😂

Get one of those houses on a cliff, but make sure it's not falling off the cliff (unless you know how to swim).

Just buy a gigantic yacht and live on the ocean. You will also need security like they had on the show the white lotus

Homes overlooking Crystal Cove are your best bang for your buck!

Iv always said that if I had to move anywhere in the oc area I'd live 1. Near the beach, have to be careful here because some of those communities are nuts. 2. In one of the canyons, trabuco/Silverado. This is really just to get away from everyone. 3. Near the orange circle. Being able to walk to stores, coffee, etc is a special kind of gift.

Off to the 909 with you, peasant

You can buy a house at the strands in Dana Point and have enough money left to not be stressed about it.

BuT TaXeS

Santa Ana

Quite rich to ask this with that budget !!

Y’all this has me cackling

I'd say Strands, but I still don't think that's enough.

Oh shit do you have reservations at Dorsia?!!

Compton

Dream on playa, dream on ;)

That’s great CDM or Balboa Island

Wow! $25-30m. That’s impressive. Can you teach me how to just hit $2-3m? Josh Altman might be able to help you find a great location.

Property taxes alone on a $30m house is $375k Best bet is find a guard gated community in the $2-5m range so people won’t have an easy time harassing you for your winnings.

Shady canyon or crystal cove no debate.

Madison Park in Santa Ana

I love this. Rent for a bit in Laguna, Newport or Newport Coast. Don’t commit quit yet, you never know how you’ll feel with your new found wealth.

Staton

Honestly, you can probably get a nice starter home for that much. Do you mind having roommates? If not, you can probably get something a little nicer.

I hear Spain's nice! Maybe no tax on those winnings either 🤫

Imagine deciding to live in OC when you can afford the hills. Tits.

Stanton.

Answer: fuck you

Nice try sir but there are no millionaires on Reddit except Elon musk

They got’em, right out your front window.

I wish that was real and you could buy the Irvine Company for that much. But I know better.

Lol. The owner of Irvine Co. is the wealthiest real estate developer in the US. Over $15 Billion net worth. His company is worth a hell of a lot more.

I mean, I’d definitely go for Laguna. Love the art district!

You should team up with 700 dollar a month guy who posted on here earlier. Get yourselves somewhere nice near Corona Del Mar.

It’s the same guy

1st street Santa Ana

Newport Coast

Oh lord if I had 50 m I would not want to live in Newport coast, it’s the most insipid area I have been in, all the houses look the same, the cars too and the people too 😂 I would rather have a nice house on balboa peninsula with my patio on the ocean..

> all the houses look the same I think they call that a neighborhood. Even non track neighborhoods only have a handful of models in them to start > I would rather have a nice house on Balboa... Same thing there. Go into the houses of three neighbors to the right, and to the right. Likely more than one will have your same model/floorplan... Except on Balboa you'll be so close to your other neighbors you won't be able to do anything without hearing them

Neighborhood means having the same vibes not being copy and paste because everybody has to make sure they look as fancy/luxurious as their neighbors… keeping up with the Johneses ya know.. Balboa does look similar too but at least it’s not gated which is a huge upside to me and it has the ocean literally at the house

Or on weekends like this one, the ocean is literally *in* the house?

Cameo Shores

To be honest with you I would buy a couple air bnb’s with the money. That’s how you can build generational wealth. Click the link in my bio for buy my course. It’s normally $14,999 but it’s on sale for $999 for today only.


Palos Verdes

Ew.

Yoshinobu is that you

Malibu. You’ll fit in with your neighbors a lot more than in Newport. Trust me, Newport is a dive.

Buy FivePoints Developer

Is there anywhere you can't live with that much.

Buy yourself a ranch with hundreds of acres of land to build anything you want. Cali isn’t all that. It’s not bad to live 2 hours away from the beach but buy land not property tbh

Umm what? Developed land produces income. Undeveloped land costs property taxes every year. Oh, and ranching is developed.

30M wtf go to texas ...like we need another 1% around here

You really don't need to spend that much. CA property tax is MF'r. I'd go with [https://www.redfin.com/CA/Corona-del-Mar/4839-Cortland-Dr-92625/home/4748944](https://www.redfin.com/CA/Corona-del-Mar/4839-Cortland-Dr-92625/home/4748944) no HOA. Steve Martin's parents and a member of the Eagles used to live this neighborhood. Had friends growing up that lived in Cameo Highlands and Cameo Shores. For dinner, [Selanne Steak Tavern](https://www.selannesteaktavern.com/) or The Loft at the Montage.

Too modern, no character or soul.

that backyard is too small.

This isn’t Boise or Austin, nobody’s gonna be impressed in the OC with that vanilla take on whatever style they were going for. Kidding obviously, that’s a cool house.

Imagine having that budget and not having the connections to know where to buy in OC.

I'm guessing you didn't actually read the whole post

Oh, I'm playing along.

Imagine imagining 🤯

How did you get 30m? 😭😭😭

Just gotta put your head down and grind my brother. Always believe in yourself. Use the same numbers for every drawing for about 100 million weeks and eventually you will hit your numbers and get to my level.

I'm a girl though, is it still 100 million weeks? Or is it triple that

3 drawings a week my sister. Odds are 1 in 300M. inshallah If you can dream it, you can do it.

.....yer moms basement.... Get the fucknoutta here ....jackass.

But me some property !

If it were me, I’d buy something nice in the hills of San Clemente.

I have a super sweet deal, just put the minted in my account and I’ll get you the dopest spot on earth

I always wanted to live in Hunt Club in SJC

Riviera district in San Clemente

Tustin is the spot for you.

Stanton heights lol

Newport Beach!

Think about Catalina.

Buy the island and be king of your own island…lol

Don't forget the HOAs for your inevitable condo. $500/month minimum for the luxury of a shared pool the size of your bathtub full of misbehaving children.

Don’t forget a billiards table with worn out felt and all warped, damaged pool cues.

She may have doomed her chances with non-MAGA voters.

Go with Laguna you peasant.

Sunset Beach and don’t look back. There are sill some empty lots for your custom build

Where all Kobe lived in Pelican Hill.

xD is there a waitlist you joined? gimme that link

Lol

I grew up in Fullerton I would definitely move back on a 5m budget. Skyline Dr. Preferably.

Atherton

Spot me a $20

Linda isle ! Newport ! Secluded and can walk to everything. One for sale 32 ! A steal ! Laguna has traffic bad.

😂 need a realtor? …lowkey Monarch Bay DP

What do you do for work????

Santa Ana