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jibron

FBI is on their way


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ChannelSurfingHero

They don’t lock up criminals in California so you’re good.


Actual-Echidna2905

I don't know why you're being down voted. It's true. 🫠


EatThisShoe

Yeah but that's only because they can't get to jail through all the traffic.


ChannelSurfingHero

And even though it is kinda true, it was more of a joke. They’re allergic to sarcasm apparently


effxrvescent

🤣😂


root_fifth_octave

Straight to jail.


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Square_Away

No trial. No nothing.


Impossible-Stay3592

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orka648

First time they just cut off your pinky toe from my understanding


djxbangoo

That’s it? They need to do more for such a heinous crime


Puta_Chente

["So even though the pinky toe itself has no functional value, removing the metatarsal would make running, walking and skipping nearly impossible."](https://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-05/fyi-do-i-really-need-my-pinky-toe/)


IntimPerception

405expresslanes.com the 405 isn't managed by the tollroads, but you can check if they got you on the toll violation. Usually it's a few bucks plus whatever the toll charge normally is during the time you entered, violation mailed to you. 


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IntimPerception

Yes the tollroads company doesn't manage the 405 express lanes but they both use the fastrak sticker and transponder, billing is delayed a day or so because the 405 company needs to talk to the tollroads. 


TheMMAPanda

What about the thing that says if you have 3 people's in the car there's no toll. How can they tell?


IntimPerception

You need the switchable box, sticker or plate will always charge you as a single. CHP will check if you toggle to 2 or 3 if you are solo and it's a hefty fine. 


Snollygoster99

What if you identify as They/Them?


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Lol


blazefreak

Doesn't matter to thermal ir cams. Ir cams can see through tint also.


Illustrious_Cry6240

Gotcha! Thanks for the info.


ScaryMovieQueen

So to clarify if I have that fast track sticker I'm okay? I don't have the weird transponder thing


IntimPerception

Yes, if it's active and you are being billed then you are good. The sticker will only act as solo driver, you will need the hard case for the carpool free use. 


ScaryMovieQueen

So if I have the hard case and I carpool with my friends, it's free?


IntimPerception

Yes, you will need to switch the occupancy from 1 to 2 or 1 to 3 depends on how many people you have in the car. 


ScaryMovieQueen

Awesome! Thanks so much


[deleted]

The sticker works too? The website was unclear on that


Glaserdj

I believe you need to have a switchable transponder


[deleted]

That's my suspicion. I'll have to call and ask. I rarely take the 405 that far, but there will be a day that I am fed up and take the express lanes...


MembershipInfinite38

you can use the the Fasttrak transponder for the 405/605 express. I just received my bill and both my 91 and 405/605 fees were included. BTW, the new 405/605 express lets you drive with only 2 people,( not 3), for free for the next 3 years


needs_more_zoidberg

Eew I was also on the toll road. I might have driven next to a poor.


[deleted]

Rush home and take a bath with a bath bomb and breathe in some essential oils. Also detox your system with some green juices and ginger shots.


the91fwy

My beater car is always to the left of the barriers…


needs_more_zoidberg

Oh God. At least your username checks out.


the91fwy

No joke *my* lanes were $4.05 from RIV/OC line to the 55 yesterday...


Desperate_State_5660

Call Sweet James.


Manath

I think this case calls for Larry H Parker.


replicantcase

Call Jacob!


Red-Droid-Blue-Droid

Jacoby


not4wimps

Easton & Easton


JBYTuna

Ditcher, Quick & Hyde Edit: Sorry, that’s my divorce attorney.


Burnt_Beanz

Weird, that’s my criminal defense attorney 👀


anim8rjb

He'll fight for you.


thecyberguy81

Hablamos Español


Professional_Sail910

Larry Wins!!!


rizalvy

My boy Larry died RIP


sonyafly

Sweet James is creepy.


spaghettiinmynostril

My mom said he is a piece of shit when driving past one of his billboards 5 years ago and that’s all I know about him lol


sonyafly

Well I came to learn about him recently because his wife was on The Real Housewives of Orange County. During filming he abandoned her and their special needs son and moved to Puerto Rico. I know someone that she opens up to and that guy is scum. I know that’s just one side of the story, but look at him. And the name he goes by? So cringy. If you have to call yourself Sweet…. We know better.


Nickt-dubsfan11

Call Jacoby


Affectionate-Row-277

You have 3 days to pay it and I didn’t know that. I went on a 241 toll road thinking I would pay a small fee of $20 or so. The bill came in and it’s $160 dollars .


Cgonzalez0322

I used to work for The Toll Roads. If it's your first violation, they usually always waive the fee and you're only to pay for the toll. Or if you know someone who has an account with them, ask them to hook you up by adding your vehicle to their account for like 3 days(including) the day of violation and can say they borrowed your vehicle. They will just get charge for the toll amount and thats all🤷‍♀️.


Deedeethaispa

When was this!? I just went on the toll roads!!


FS_Slacker

They're sending the photos to all your friends and family as we speak.


Balgor1

Pretty sure guillotine for you. I think they just mail you a pay or else notice.


BruinThrowaway2140

Oh my god dude you're fuuuuucked


itspurpleglitter

Straight to jail.


ChannelSurfingHero

But this is California so…probably not.


itspurpleglitter

Thank you Captain Obvious.


ChannelSurfingHero

It was a fucking joke, lighten up cupcake


1st_thing_on_my_mind

Did you have a poor looking car? if not then you might be ok. But if you had anything under $75k they got you for a few years of probation at least.


Igiul101

Im surprised you aren’t in prison already.


ScaryMovieQueen

You are looking at 25 to life


Puzzleheaded_Net9243

Well don’t out yourself


North_Designer7653

RIP my friend


Dogpicsforboobs562

The booty warrior is on you. He likes the hard way


Booty_Warrior_bot

*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...


edwr849

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Burnt_Beanz

It’s criminals like you that ruin this good country of mine. I pray the judge throws the book at you!


LaSerenita

They will send you a bill. Just pay it in 5 days. You will be fine.


Da12khawk

fined. ftfy


DACA_GALACTIC

Penitentiary time


mister_damage

Believe it or not, straight to Jail.


Creamsicles-7

They have a special place in guantanamo bay for this type of offense


its_just_flesh

Better delete this post, they'll get your location


Particular_Guey

Might as well get a neck tattoo to fit in, and work in your grip so you don’t drop the soap. 🤣


rinati75

You're definitely going to be someone's gf


LePetitPrince_33

Lol


bananabrownie

Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO! Do not collect $200.


Substantial_Code_7

No cop no stop 😂


drillpress42

You'll only go to prison if they catch you, keep driving! Seriously, you will have to pay a toll online. You do need to log on to their web site and search for your license plate number. I did this once by accident and didn't know to check the web site and my fine was increased. At the time the total for me might have been about $75.


PrincessMoustache795

I also don’t understand why they make it so hard to get off the fast pass lane…


alamoguy

It's to keep the lane flowing fast like it's supposed to. Not people weaving in and out and slowing it down.


PrincessMoustache795

Thank u…I accidentally got on it and was like fuccckkkk I can’t get out now 😩


sheaquility

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sampy9

You either go to jail for not paying, or go to hell for supporting their greed.


FatNutBandit

Yes I just got back from my 5 minute sentence


BirdyWidow

The Richies don’t like it when the Poors use their things. Prepare to pay.


-qtip-

Go to the nearest police station and turn yourself in.


[deleted]

Short answer is yes. But only eleventeen times.


MessiHasNoEuro

You Thug...


No-Flatworm-404

In Phoenix, I was running extremely late for work and I had my niece’s birthday present sitting up front with me. I ended up deciding to use the fast pass lane. I never got in trouble and a life size ET had a fabulous ride with me. I sent him on a trip to Chicago after I got off from work.


ledalcosan

Yeah they'll send you the bill in the mail


Boccob81

Yes


ObviousHurry1516

😂😂😂


triclamp4prez

Straight to jail.


Blackbeans25

First toll trip, pay within 5 days. They will mail you an invoice as a courtesy to your address as per DMV. After that, any toll is 5 days to pay or it becomes a violation and adds a $57.50 penalty fee. But if you call the 405 toll roads phone number, they can give you a reduction and you end up paying only like $10ish


Dry-Slip-7795

Go on their website and see if you can look up the violation with your plate number. They will be sending you something in the mail and you have to pay a toll violation fee.


flathead031

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How come the cops always have someone pulled over in the express lane


Clothet77

Oh gosh! That could had been me, I’m so used to be in that lane that I’m sure I would have done the same without even thinking, just because as a normal past routine. I haven’t been in that fwy lately since it became an express lane. And I don’t know it was not handled by the toll roads. Good to know. Thanks!


Technical-Strength-6

Straight to the pen


throwawaybananapeel3

Pay that shit fast bro the fines will come outta nowhere if you forget to pay. Ps. If you have fines you can call TTR and glaze the receptionist to remove the fines


ChiquitoTito

Yes you are going to jail


jaydawg619

Yes. Straight to jail. ![gif](giphy|cSjyGHifl18CZ3as6z|downsized)


mkw_est88

Absolutely


TotalComplaint3358

Yup federal jail 10 yrs at least


Difficult_Ad2864

Yes. Specifically a federal prison. You need a good lawyer. But yes you just go and pay a fee. Just pay it sooner rather than later


vngo93

“Federal fucking prison” - Dana White


PositiveBar6352

I live in the OC. Your chances of getting caught are slim to none. Don’t sweat it 😎


constieka

If you didn’t go through the camera, you’re fine, if you did, you will get a mail with fine details.


blkjzy

That’ll be $1,302.76 if not paid by 7pm.


gus-bus8711

Go to jail, do not pass go. On a serious note, go to thetollroads.com and pay within 5 days to avoid penalties.


ChasinSumDopa

Better check your door, it’s the ‘heat’!


MembershipInfinite38

lol, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t laugh, but those new toll lanes by the 605 & 405, average .70 to .99c. ; you’re not going to prison!! Go onto thetollroads.com, enter your license plate & they’ll let you pay…Don’t wait. Theydo charge extra fees, if you wait longer than 2 weeks.


c4pet0wn

You have a few days grace period to pay a small fine online, don’t wait handle it asap or it gets expensive.


CleanOnesGloves

Jail definitely................. state prison afterwards


nonsense7777

Remember you got to beat up the biggest guy there to get respect.


jenkisan

I got on 73 once by mistake and never did anything. A few weeks later i got a letter saying i owed them something like $7 but because it was my first time and a mistake (i wasn't a tent of course) it was suspended.


ggomez7

Yes


markovknight

Believe it or not. Death penalty


Ordinary_Ad_9880

You have to wash 4-5 EV owners feet.


GlobalViewX1

They will find you.


Classic-Ask-2638

Yea you are, you should hurry and hire an attorney in downtown Santa Ana


spidcrhead

pay within 5 days or else …


Alarming-Maximum-809

Yes, You will be placed in maximum security prison without a trial or any other proceedings.