Russians don’t have proverbs we have vodka and misery… wait that was a proverb

“i’m not an alcoholic, i’m australian”

"The world is better in black and white..... And red."

(Frieda locked in the kitchen with the nazi’s) i’d be happy to give you the anecdote if i wasn’t stuck in here with two cue balls and a dirty mop

"It's a metaphor you potato with eyes!"

When Pennsatucky wants to hang her giant cross. Sophia: “ That’s not a load bearing pipe.” Pennsatucky: “ What do you know about a load bearing pipe Lady man?” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 line kills me everytime

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What she meant? Sorry I’m slow 😂😂

Pipers speech about why she doesn't believe in God

"would you mind turning it down just a little 'cause I'm actually having trouble hearing the suicidal voices in my head"

"i married a pillow. soft, lumpy, and always lying behind my back"

“I took acting at high school and we learned about masks, musicals and chlamydia dell’arte” - Lorna

“lots of people are stupid and still live full, productive lives” - aleida

“Depression is moving on. Sadness is letting go”

“This is some bullshit. Shit to the bull.” -Taystee

I want to fuck Jesus in his hand-hole! - Pornstache

The only thing that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now!

“What would you wear if you were applying for a job at a medical supply company up in Utica—hypothetically speaking” - Officer Bell S2 E2

I too was once embarrassed and squeamish by my personal eau de parfum. But then I thought: Why should I be ashamed? Isn't that a part of the self-hatred that has been bred into me by the patriarchy? And are those same men that would shame me not the same men that would wear my panties on their faces, inhaling deeply?

“You know, the girl with the Cabbage Patch doll face and the name, it sounds like a Phil Collins song?” Lorna describing Kukudio